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Articles of Confederation 2: Electric Bugaloo.
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Articles of Confederation 2: Electric Bugaloo.
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You good, bud?
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Amazing shirt.
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NY pizza catching strays from the mayoral candidate.
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Woke Brady fighting the power.
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Thank you for saving me the click to ensure Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan, and Harvey Fierstein hadn’t lost their minds.
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If only we had a means of insisting upon revolving into another means of government.
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That warehouse full of antique cars won’t pay for itself.
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My small business Dad’s Strawberry Assortment (DSA) is a fan of capitalism. Do you support DSA as a part of American capitalism?
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11 women’s allegations is enough to show his poor judgement and DSA and communism aren’t the same, comrade. As an Italian-American he gives us a worse name than Goodfellas. 🤌
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How many assaults did he do?
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Only a Selleck or Waters level type vibe can bring it back.
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Still can’t believe I learned about that massacre from the show and not from school. But also can believe it.
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My favorite version. youtu.be/CFlIUUMzlz8?...
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And an irrational fear of the Bermuda Triangle.
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The answers are in the video, Chuck. Feigning outrage without action is expediting the fascism you’re helping to usher in.
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You’re not doing anything so the people have to, Adam.
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Elon made this happen after he saw Rudolph on stage with Trump.
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Indeed. 🥲
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We had a friend named Thomas and he was our Guide (not the train).
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Odds he ever even actually gets in a SpaceX rocket at some point in his life? 10,000-1?
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Dov inspires me to gauge my eyeballs out.
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Only true Max-heads know who he is.
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We all know; do something or resign.
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You guys are bad at journalisming.
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Thought it said “E-L-B” for longer than I’d like to admit.
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Those primary challengers gonna have the easiest W in history.
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I noaa you can suck it.
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Read this back to yourself.
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And a wild dong.
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2.5 seltzers each.
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Sign of modern times is anything people don’t see with their own eyes is deemed as “fake.”
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If it did it shows how bad of a businessman he is.
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Convinced I was having a stroke at a diner yesterday because the smell of toast was too prevalent.
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Genuine question, are school shootings classified as domestic terrorism?