Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been reading a lot of “I met Kirk and he was so polite to me! He was good guy.”
In real life I’m a picture of a cat.
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view profile on Bluesky Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been reading a lot of “I met Kirk and he was so polite to me! He was good guy.”
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
The gut punch is intensional. His values are their values. Changing the culture of this country is the goal. This is very typical of authoritarian regimes.
Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 (@ronsparks.ca) reposted reply parent
Democrats should introduce a bill to place a statue of a third grade class in the Capitol building. Make the GOP vote for Charlie Kirk's and against the kids.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I really wish I hadn’t watched that.
bacon popsicle 💨 (@gupton68.bsky.social) reposted
If God really does get angry when he catches me touching myself, why does he keep watching?
Granite Man (@granitedhuine.bsky.social) reposted
None of us are getting out of here alive. Be silly, be weird, be kind.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social)
Get to know this guy before you ever consider supporting his run for 2028 presidency.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump joked about Paul Pelosi getting his skull smashed with a hammer.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s kinda like a competent FBI would be a *good* thing? Congrats, Trump voters
olive consumer (@machete.gay) reposted
The shooting of Charlie Kirk will have almost exclusively extremely negative consequences for American society in general, the stability of society in specific, and the safety of everyone living in it.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
So was violence cured today? You’re right. Violence begets violence, and on and on…
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
This exactly.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Right. If anyone here thinks this will benefit humanity, you’re just wrong. This will be weaponized by the political right for a very long time. All your gleeful comments will be used against anyone who just hates maga culture. Trump is surely very happy right now.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Murder does not apply to the paradox of tolerance.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! I could have looked it up before posting about it but I’m extremely lazy. I really thought there must have been some purpose for it, like how to distinguish from regular infantry. Btw there is zero chance I’ll remember that word.😉
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Those pointy helmets were pretty stylish.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Not enough is said about how he cannot read a room.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Still the weirdest way to end it
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I kind of grossed myself out.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Dick.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
“Back in my day, we brought all our sperm to school. Now, boys are showing up with half full ball sacks. Disturbing!”
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
“For a moment I forgot time Trump exists…” *sigh*
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok not the point but, he is seriously shitty at drawing.
born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) reposted
they say it takes more muscles to frown than it takes to smile, so my mouth is motherfucking jacked
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
which is statistically pro-crime. Domestic abusers are more likely to commit violence on others.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
He every time he talks to female reporters, he sounds like an abuser.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I laughed and then I thought, crap, he would.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
He was notorious for not paying up long before he became all powerful. I don’t think he’s ever going to pay her.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, she knew exactly who he was from the beginning. She’s a very smart sociopath. It’s only the children who deserve our sympathy.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear James,
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Can some reporter please just ask Trump if he was an informant and just watch his brain go fucking nuts?!
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it’s Stephen Miller. And the military *should* refuse but they won’t.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
The saddest and most alarming thing is that he definitely didn’t make that. He might have approved it, but I don’t think he’s smart enough to even have added the quote.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
And republicans have been in the majority for all 6 months🤷🏻♀️
Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh same. I would jump out a window to escape if I had to.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m saving my hate for RFKjr fight now. But also that list is a team effort, so if she’s speaking up, she might be helping the other women.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
If she’s only watched Fox News for years, she would have no idea that they were best friends. You know they actively misinform their audience. Look, I don’t know if that’s who she is. I’m just so tired of hating so much all the time. I’m just trying to pause that for a moment.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I’m just not going to pass judgement. He’s a cult leader and he convinced millions of people that he was going to save them from rapists. Maybe she just has terrible judgment. It seems nuts to us. We don’t know her reasons. I don’t think any of Epstein’s victims got what they deserved.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, she also might have not been around Trump during her, um, horrible experience with him. Maybe she only heard about their connection later. That wouldn’t be a good excuse for voting for him, but he did promise to release the files during his campaign. Maybe she was really hoping he would?
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe this is too cynical but I’m not entirely convinced she did. She can be a registered republican but her vote is secret. He’s slightly less likely to attack someone who voted for him. It’s also maybe a bit of protection from maga diehards.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you just do a Jurassic Park/21 Jump Street mashup? If so, respect.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Painfully true
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsom should put makeup on his hand next.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, all I heard was those women who were raped as children are irrelevant.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh, I know, right?
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. Both desperate and lazy.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they even bother to make up a reason?
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
She did point at the sky. That’s not nothing.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Obviously she knows he won’t help but it puts points the finger directly at him. Smart.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Does she burp a lot?
Hostile Patriot (@hostilepatriot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I liked it better when he was dead.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but hear me out. They’re vampires.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Superman tee under his shirt
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, it’s disturbing how often I think about this.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
But he’d have to spend all of his time at airports. Oh that’s actually a good idea.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
And the homeless encampment footage on a loop has nothing to do with immigration at all. It’s a bit of subliminal messaging to stoke fear.
Amanda Roos (@amandaroos.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Going to start calling school shootings "late term abortions" so the government will actually rush in to do something.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
That was so infuriating. No pushback on his multiple mentions of CRT. Frank Bruni even threw him a bone occasionally. That show is nonsense.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Please, please, have a massive heart attack live on camera. Best ratings ever.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
He flew to Scotland to play golf… and break ground on his personal business venture.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Meh. Thanks but I realize now it was a sad brag. Let’s pretend I never told you that or that he stole all of our pot brownies and nobody thought he was cool.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I know right?! I should have spilled it 20 years ago when it was relevant. I totally forgot about it until just now. Sigh emoji?
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
lol, that’s why you can’t have a party dedicated exclusively to coke. I’ve known the guy who starts stealing shit. It was Mel Gibson’s son. For real.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
He said “just to finish” 5 minutes ago and he’s still going. At least you can walk away from the coke guy and he’ll just talk to the wall.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Nextdoor was tailor made for people to complain about their outdoor cats not being safe from traffic.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up in Miami. Same. Those jalousies suuuuccked.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait what?! That is clearly a person who has never tried to buy a house. Okay that was a very old thing to say.
persephone (@sirensplight.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Omg are skinny jeans a recession signifier
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I love Ron so much.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god stop. I’m doing a whole moody pissed off thing here and now my family isn’t buying it. It’s called passive aggression and it’s *usually* fantastic.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, I don’t even know why you’re so upset. That’s a beautiful way to honor your life.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn you, that’s funny
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
They used a clip from South Park?! I’m trying to think of any part of that episode they could have used. Jesus in school?
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
He was on the roof. He saw the whole thing!
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Dwight, you ignorant slut!
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they actually trying to look suspicious af?
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I think conspiracy theories aren’t usually this simple.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
True. It was cancelled because it was too expensive but then GOT got an unlimited budget. Rome was gorgeous and so well written.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Please let them try to fuck that thing.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social)
🎯
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he’s just trying to tell you that he killed her.
milominder (@milominder.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It's like someone hit a donkey over the head with a mallet and made them President.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
This interview in it’s entirety is devastating. Lawrence mentions the two women who have died in the last year and Edwards is clearly holding back tears just before signing off. The focus should be on the victims of these monsters.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
PRO TIP: Don't take moral advice from a nation that once allowed its citizens to own other human beings as property and is currently kidnapping human beings and trafficking them to foreign concentration camps to be tortured. Evil makes a rather unpersuasive scold.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t believe anyone is even saying that! It’s not a partisan issue. Who wants to be on Team Cover Up Pedophilia?
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Well now all I can think about is how different all our lives would be if they had done that. She might have been a mediocre president, or even a crappy one, but damn. It would be a different world.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Full LOL
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just thinking about her. Longest sentence served for leaking a sheet of paper and it was under Trump’s admin. It was published. Nobody really cared.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they could change it to the Washington Whatevers. It’s kind of catchy.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Still can’t guarantee that Paramount won’t offer him a show.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
😆
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes but how many whales has it killed?
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeeezus. Empathy is specific to progressives? That’s a shame. I hope this bitch is wrong.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty sure adults have already been using it as a “dating” experience with kids.
Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn’t like it? Don’t threaten us with a good time.