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Typhoid Carrie

@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social

In real life I’m a picture of a cat.

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been reading a lot of “I met Kirk and he was so polite to me! He was good guy.”

12/9/2025, 4:30:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

The gut punch is intensional. His values are their values. Changing the culture of this country is the goal. This is very typical of authoritarian regimes.

12/9/2025, 4:12:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 (@ronsparks.ca) reposted reply parent

Democrats should introduce a bill to place a statue of a third grade class in the Capitol building. Make the GOP vote for Charlie Kirk's and against the kids.

12/9/2025, 3:08:05 AM | 120 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted

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12/9/2025, 2:44:20 AM | 38487 8111 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I really wish I hadn’t watched that.

12/9/2025, 2:02:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bacon popsicle 💨 (@gupton68.bsky.social) reposted

If God really does get angry when he catches me touching myself, why does he keep watching?

25/11/2024, 2:16:32 PM | 526 147 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Granite Man (@granitedhuine.bsky.social) reposted

None of us are getting out of here alive. Be silly, be weird, be kind.

11/9/2025, 6:17:45 AM | 116 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social)

Get to know this guy before you ever consider supporting his run for 2028 presidency.

11/9/2025, 4:00:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump joked about Paul Pelosi getting his skull smashed with a hammer.

11/9/2025, 3:05:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s kinda like a competent FBI would be a *good* thing? Congrats, Trump voters

11/9/2025, 1:15:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture olive consumer (@machete.gay) reposted

The shooting of Charlie Kirk will have almost exclusively extremely negative consequences for American society in general, the stability of society in specific, and the safety of everyone living in it.

10/9/2025, 7:09:17 PM | 2710 384 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

So was violence cured today? You’re right. Violence begets violence, and on and on…

10/9/2025, 11:51:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

This exactly.

10/9/2025, 11:14:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Right. If anyone here thinks this will benefit humanity, you’re just wrong. This will be weaponized by the political right for a very long time. All your gleeful comments will be used against anyone who just hates maga culture. Trump is surely very happy right now.

10/9/2025, 11:06:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

No. Murder does not apply to the paradox of tolerance.

10/9/2025, 10:45:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! I could have looked it up before posting about it but I’m extremely lazy. I really thought there must have been some purpose for it, like how to distinguish from regular infantry. Btw there is zero chance I’ll remember that word.😉

10/9/2025, 2:36:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Those pointy helmets were pretty stylish.

10/9/2025, 2:19:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep

10/9/2025, 12:00:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Not enough is said about how he cannot read a room.

9/9/2025, 11:53:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Still the weirdest way to end it

9/9/2025, 11:50:59 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I kind of grossed myself out.

9/9/2025, 11:48:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Dick.

9/9/2025, 11:41:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

“Back in my day, we brought all our sperm to school. Now, boys are showing up with half full ball sacks. Disturbing!”

9/9/2025, 11:37:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

“For a moment I forgot time Trump exists…” *sigh*

9/9/2025, 5:10:13 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok not the point but, he is seriously shitty at drawing.

8/9/2025, 7:40:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) reposted

they say it takes more muscles to frown than it takes to smile, so my mouth is motherfucking jacked

8/9/2025, 6:54:34 AM | 226 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

which is statistically pro-crime. Domestic abusers are more likely to commit violence on others.

8/9/2025, 6:54:24 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

He every time he talks to female reporters, he sounds like an abuser.

8/9/2025, 5:24:18 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I laughed and then I thought, crap, he would.

8/9/2025, 4:45:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

He was notorious for not paying up long before he became all powerful. I don’t think he’s ever going to pay her.

8/9/2025, 4:42:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, she knew exactly who he was from the beginning. She’s a very smart sociopath. It’s only the children who deserve our sympathy.

7/9/2025, 8:24:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Dear James,

7/9/2025, 8:12:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Can some reporter please just ask Trump if he was an informant and just watch his brain go fucking nuts?!

6/9/2025, 5:14:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, it’s Stephen Miller. And the military *should* refuse but they won’t.

6/9/2025, 4:34:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

The saddest and most alarming thing is that he definitely didn’t make that. He might have approved it, but I don’t think he’s smart enough to even have added the quote.

6/9/2025, 4:28:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

And republicans have been in the majority for all 6 months🤷🏻‍♀️

5/9/2025, 11:21:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

4/9/2025, 7:44:26 PM | 26810 7855 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh same. I would jump out a window to escape if I had to.

5/9/2025, 2:21:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m saving my hate for RFKjr fight now. But also that list is a team effort, so if she’s speaking up, she might be helping the other women.

4/9/2025, 5:10:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

If she’s only watched Fox News for years, she would have no idea that they were best friends. You know they actively misinform their audience. Look, I don’t know if that’s who she is. I’m just so tired of hating so much all the time. I’m just trying to pause that for a moment.

4/9/2025, 5:08:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I’m just not going to pass judgement. He’s a cult leader and he convinced millions of people that he was going to save them from rapists. Maybe she just has terrible judgment. It seems nuts to us. We don’t know her reasons. I don’t think any of Epstein’s victims got what they deserved.

4/9/2025, 2:40:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, she also might have not been around Trump during her, um, horrible experience with him. Maybe she only heard about their connection later. That wouldn’t be a good excuse for voting for him, but he did promise to release the files during his campaign. Maybe she was really hoping he would?

4/9/2025, 11:47:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe this is too cynical but I’m not entirely convinced she did. She can be a registered republican but her vote is secret. He’s slightly less likely to attack someone who voted for him. It’s also maybe a bit of protection from maga diehards.

4/9/2025, 11:42:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you just do a Jurassic Park/21 Jump Street mashup? If so, respect.

3/9/2025, 6:42:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Painfully true

3/9/2025, 6:32:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsom should put makeup on his hand next.

3/9/2025, 5:20:13 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, all I heard was those women who were raped as children are irrelevant.

3/9/2025, 5:18:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh, I know, right?

3/9/2025, 4:05:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. Both desperate and lazy.

3/9/2025, 4:00:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they even bother to make up a reason?

3/9/2025, 3:56:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

She did point at the sky. That’s not nothing.

3/9/2025, 3:53:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Obviously she knows he won’t help but it puts points the finger directly at him. Smart.

3/9/2025, 3:38:07 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Does she burp a lot?

2/9/2025, 11:58:29 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hostile Patriot (@hostilepatriot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I liked it better when he was dead.

2/9/2025, 7:07:05 PM | 1059 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, but hear me out. They’re vampires.

2/9/2025, 7:06:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Superman tee under his shirt

2/9/2025, 6:35:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, it’s disturbing how often I think about this.

29/8/2025, 5:17:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

But he’d have to spend all of his time at airports. Oh that’s actually a good idea.

29/8/2025, 5:07:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

And the homeless encampment footage on a loop has nothing to do with immigration at all. It’s a bit of subliminal messaging to stoke fear.

29/8/2025, 5:02:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amanda Roos (@amandaroos.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Going to start calling school shootings "late term abortions" so the government will actually rush in to do something.

28/8/2025, 7:40:00 PM | 72 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

That was so infuriating. No pushback on his multiple mentions of CRT. Frank Bruni even threw him a bone occasionally. That show is nonsense.

25/8/2025, 9:16:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Please, please, have a massive heart attack live on camera. Best ratings ever.

25/8/2025, 5:46:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

He flew to Scotland to play golf… and break ground on his personal business venture.

25/8/2025, 5:33:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Meh. Thanks but I realize now it was a sad brag. Let’s pretend I never told you that or that he stole all of our pot brownies and nobody thought he was cool.

25/8/2025, 5:21:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I know right?! I should have spilled it 20 years ago when it was relevant. I totally forgot about it until just now. Sigh emoji?

25/8/2025, 4:42:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

lol, that’s why you can’t have a party dedicated exclusively to coke. I’ve known the guy who starts stealing shit. It was Mel Gibson’s son. For real.

25/8/2025, 4:30:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

He said “just to finish” 5 minutes ago and he’s still going. At least you can walk away from the coke guy and he’ll just talk to the wall.

25/8/2025, 4:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Nextdoor was tailor made for people to complain about their outdoor cats not being safe from traffic.

25/8/2025, 2:16:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I grew up in Miami. Same. Those jalousies suuuuccked.

25/8/2025, 2:05:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait what?! That is clearly a person who has never tried to buy a house. Okay that was a very old thing to say.

25/8/2025, 1:57:43 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture persephone (@sirensplight.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Omg are skinny jeans a recession signifier

15/8/2025, 12:19:21 AM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I love Ron so much.

19/8/2025, 8:29:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh this probably doesn’t help

Terence Stamp trending on Bluesky, spelled incorrectly
18/8/2025, 4:12:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my god stop. I’m doing a whole moody pissed off thing here and now my family isn’t buying it. It’s called passive aggression and it’s *usually* fantastic.

14/8/2025, 4:18:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, I don’t even know why you’re so upset. That’s a beautiful way to honor your life.

14/8/2025, 4:00:28 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn you, that’s funny

14/8/2025, 3:19:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

They used a clip from South Park?! I’m trying to think of any part of that episode they could have used. Jesus in school?

7/8/2025, 7:26:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

He was on the roof. He saw the whole thing!

5/8/2025, 11:08:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Dwight, you ignorant slut!

5/8/2025, 7:47:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they actually trying to look suspicious af?

1/8/2025, 5:04:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I think conspiracy theories aren’t usually this simple.

1/8/2025, 4:46:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

True. It was cancelled because it was too expensive but then GOT got an unlimited budget. Rome was gorgeous and so well written.

1/8/2025, 4:04:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Please let them try to fuck that thing.

31/7/2025, 4:15:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social)

🎯

31/7/2025, 12:24:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he’s just trying to tell you that he killed her.

29/7/2025, 3:24:04 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture milominder (@milominder.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It's like someone hit a donkey over the head with a mallet and made them President.

28/7/2025, 2:10:34 PM | 407 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

This interview in it’s entirety is devastating. Lawrence mentions the two women who have died in the last year and Edwards is clearly holding back tears just before signing off. The focus should be on the victims of these monsters.

24/7/2025, 9:18:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

PRO TIP: Don't take moral advice from a nation that once allowed its citizens to own other human beings as property and is currently kidnapping human beings and trafficking them to foreign concentration camps to be tortured. Evil makes a rather unpersuasive scold.

23/7/2025, 11:24:19 PM | 1602 362 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t believe anyone is even saying that! It’s not a partisan issue. Who wants to be on Team Cover Up Pedophilia?

21/7/2025, 6:18:29 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Well now all I can think about is how different all our lives would be if they had done that. She might have been a mediocre president, or even a crappy one, but damn. It would be a different world.

21/7/2025, 6:15:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Full LOL

21/7/2025, 6:10:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I was just thinking about her. Longest sentence served for leaking a sheet of paper and it was under Trump’s admin. It was published. Nobody really cared.

21/7/2025, 5:57:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they could change it to the Washington Whatevers. It’s kind of catchy.

20/7/2025, 5:31:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Still can’t guarantee that Paramount won’t offer him a show.

18/7/2025, 5:16:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

😆

18/7/2025, 3:29:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes but how many whales has it killed?

17/7/2025, 8:10:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeeezus. Empathy is specific to progressives? That’s a shame. I hope this bitch is wrong.

17/7/2025, 7:37:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m pretty sure adults have already been using it as a “dating” experience with kids.

17/7/2025, 6:05:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Typhoid Carrie (@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn’t like it? Don’t threaten us with a good time.

17/7/2025, 6:00:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view