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There's something fishy about that window.
Looks amazing, enjoy! But hope you can sleep OK with that owl watching you all night.....
By the time he gets up all these stairs you'll have gone off the boil.
She might be titled as Queen, and referred to as Queen Camilla, but she's not The Queen. The "The" with a capital T makes the difference.
Stopped at a Bee Pee station.
Ah yes, got it now thanks. Turning sideways was never my strong point😂
Can't see it, am I being stupid? Again?
Name that tune....
Oh would you please? sandy_thomson3@hotmail.co.uk. Thanks Iona, and best wishes x
I'm a big fan of all kinds of preventative screening. I'd love to read your article but sadly it's behind a paywall.
Maybe you would return the favour? www.amazon.co.uk/Second-Dose-...
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Liked and shared. Best wishes.
I don't know my Thomas Cromwell from my Oliver Cromwell. Nor do I know my Oliver Cromwell from my Oliver Twist. 😅
Good for you! If you don't complete it don't get too down 😂
I volunteer in Highland Hospice. Please send me the link and I'll donate to yours.
I can't be arsed with people, no matter what the temperature. Present company excepted, of course 💗
I was there, couldn't agree more 👍
Poor old Goebbels 😦
Which Muppet was it? I bet it was that bloody green frog. No wonder he can't reverse properly, the way he waves those arms around.
Keep it short. Delete: "may be". Insert: "is".
The best kind of arms are logical....
OK, who's been annoying the sheep....?
Does imply rhyme with pimply? Or is it simply taking the P?
I missed Gogurt but watched it on catch-up. Not as good as South Park 🥺
Dear Followers, I know there are only 46 of you, but even if you only buy one book each that'll increase my annual sales by, erm, 46. And it will increase your laughs per minute ratio by 100%. Please share/repost, thank you 💗 Also, please react in any way so I know you've actually SEEN my post x
That's no way to describe your customer's wife.
I did. He gave me three Hail Marys and four Our Fathers. And then he threw a pail of cold water over me.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
I "tucking" love these little "tuckers", hope you're "tucking" in 😂
Happy days, my Kindle copy arrived today. Best wishes.
Ooh you're on form today Flups! As soon as I saw that photo I knew something was afoot.
Her ankle bracelet looks a little ropey.
I have the same problem, nursie calls it "wobbly veins". Sadly I have some other wobbly bits too 😫
"Passed wind?" How polite you are. Fart oo nice, in fact.
Can he breathe through his ears?
I've never been to Oxford and never had Bubble Tea. However I do enjoy Bubble: -Wrap -Bath -Gum -and Squeak
"slings and arrows?, They wouldn't dare.......aargh, my bloody eye!" - King Harold 1066.
My (ex) girlfriend asked: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Apparently "fertilised" wasn't the correct answer. :(
*Tey* Damn you, autocorrect.
Josephine Tay - real name Elizabeth Mackintosh from Inverness. Related to my own grandfather Alexander Mackintosh who died one year before her.
Oh Flups you teaser, I'm desperately trying to resist any "pussy" jokes. You bring out the worst in me.
Ooh I don't know that one. Must Google it.
Surgical castration = bilateral orchidectomy. Ooooh...
At the parties I go to, it is: "...several of the ladies had not thrown their car keys into the bowl..."
Autobiography? More like a wish list. "Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy. Please can I have some French Fanny..."
I sent Waterstones a FREE copy and they still didn't put it on the shelf.
I take it she hasn't, erm, "kissed" him anywhere else? Lip balm can enhance many oral experiences. Or so I'm told.
Also worse than cutting down a bloody tree at Hadrian's Wall.
Well done Abdul, a man with a heart.
My, erm, "friend" is metrosexual. He comes on the tube.
Well duh....!
Oh yes they do........
"Have you tried going hands free"? "Yes, but only during the spin cycle..."
And Corbyn.
OMG I remember this from when I was a teenager. "Hello life, goodbye Columbus"...
In my part of Scotland - plotted or plotting. As in: "Jings I'm fair plotted wi' this heat". - "Aye, it's pure plottin' the day".
Yes, I saw your video on PornHub.
I feel your pain. I went to Bingo yesterday afternoon, just to escape the heat. Woman across the way won over £1300 on a national game. I won a fiver for a single line.
34C in Maryburgh, at this end of the Black Isle. And we haven't got a pub any more :(
BarbaraCartLand. Worst. Theme Park. Ever.
Very poignant Iona, and sung from the heart. Hard to believe it's been 30 years 💔
Playing the invisible, erm, "trumpet"? Or is that too hard to swallow? 🤣. Good morning, by the way.
If I see a bee caught in a spider's web I always try to rescue it. Any other insect? Fuck 'em.
I post lots of stuff for free, for your and my entertainment, and that's the way I've always liked it. I do earn my living from selling my work, so if you feel like supporting my cartoons are popular and I draw each one individually - they're not prints. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
For £14.99 I'd want my own personal bee.
That's good, was concerned for you. Just home from Hampton Court Flower Show, head spinning from the Pimms. The price, that is, not the gin content :)
@flups.bsky.social are you ok my friend? You've gone uncharacteristically quiet 🥺
Nope I know the man on the right but I still don't get it.
"Would you like some more tea, dear?" - "Just half a cup, thanks."
I clean my glasses, Unveil a new world that's full of ugly people.
It's true, you have the best sense of humour ever. Your bluesky nonsense never fails to make me smile and inspire me. And my laughter lines make me look as if I'm in my early nineties 🤣 so thanks for that x
Must be our lucky week. I saw my real ladder today.
I have no idea who these people are, although I have encountered quite a few mighty bushes in my time.
Oh was that you, sighing loudly behind me in the queue, as I tried to scan my Tesco card in Asda?
Anything you say may be taken down. "knickers".
In my bed it's "inanimate" congress. I'd make an exception for you though. And I'd even spray my crevice liberally with Lynx. How can you resist???
How I wish That I could be The hand of Greg Upon your knee And when I think I've won your love My hand would call: "Heaven's above"! © Tigerbumm 2025
Marmalade and pork sausage on a sandwich. Try it, you'll be hooked.
You can say that without fear of contraception.
You're barking mad.
If the trains are reversing, how will I get from Perth to London without visiting Inverness? And if the buses are reversing, how are they going to get across the Forth Bridge? I think we should be told.
This is why you wear a vest When you're climbing Everest. Please do not inflame the chaps - Keep them puppies under wraps. ©tigerbumm 2025
As described by Jack in Still Game - "Eminently pumpable"
You're too young to remember this poyum in The Broons: "Auntie Jeanie had a pain in her peenie. She took to her bed and, erm, wished she was dead".
Lucy, I've blocked and reported your hacked FB page. Hope the hackers get boiled in oil.
A lot closer than mine. I can't even get the wrapper off 😅
So far this week I've learnt two new words: bonobo, and now smore. Thanks Bluesky, every day's a school day.
I had never heard of a bonobo until today so thank you for enlightening me. By the way I'm 74🙊
What about that massive trunk though?
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