It is incredible how many times a 12 year old can piss you off in one day. And in how many ways.
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It is incredible how many times a 12 year old can piss you off in one day. And in how many ways.
Billie Joe Armstrong has gone back to sleep.
variety.com/2025/film/ob...
The thing about giving Rudy Giuliani the Medal of Freedom is that Trump is in the Epstein files. www.joemygod.com/2025/09/trum...
The treadmill screening of ‘THE LONG WALK’ took place, where every person had to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie. If they stopped, they were escorted out of the theater.
My piece of shit Twitter account had one remaining purpose
God he is tedious.
And that's a real ally.
Oh, homophobia is for sure. But your numbers are such a small percentage that there’s no way that this has “” always been happening to you too.
..........................okay, so his tariffs were struck down and NOT ONE POST FROM HIM?
...................okay what am I now. ;)
What Ghislaine Maxwell Told the Justice Department www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
I'm glad he got to see how happy we're going to be when he dies.
I'm glad he got to see how happy we're going to be when he dies.
Nobody remembers that the Ghostbusters showed up in the Caspar movie.
I need only read mine to have the most savage attacker screaming "Make him stop! For pity's sake, make him stop!"
What is a contradiction but a morality one hasn't compromised yet?
SIL-VER SHAMROCK
Well done.
The Happy Ladyfriend's Tale
I think unfollowing you is easier than dealing with whatever that is.
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"Now you can enjoy a magical teen story from Disney, where the transphobia is simply a matter of omission and not the creator's pet obsession!" www.avclub.com/disney-annou...
> @wutangforchildren.bsky.social 🤡
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
Am I a joke to you Linda
Giving thanks to the Lord and Lady for my blessings, I paused on those words. I identify as she/her & love being female so I thought Lady should be first, but really no, because it’s about the equality of the genders, and alas, it’s the lack of that equality that’s destroying the world. #WitchSky
but the sex is phenomenal
Oh, that piece of shit Jay Leno? Good for you.
If you're a Republican, I'll just assume you're a child rapist murdering asshole piece of shit, thanks. www.joemygod.com/2025/08/gop-...
I'm the only one home right now. I went into the kitchen to get food and a 12 year didn't teleport in asking if they can have some, and I made it all the way back to my office without a husband having a crisis. This is amazing.
Jesus, the Gs from that non partisan statement must have near knocked you on your ass.
Don't let anybody gaslight you into thinking the '80s were awesome, we were in danger all the time.
Again, this person refused Actual Military Service several times because of made up medical conditions.
God damn, is every account over 10K a tedious a-hole?
It's like the plane and all the crypto cash and side hustles have disappeared.
The temptation otherwise would be too overwhelming.
Red Lanterns have had their own title a few times now, but they're still not as popular or well known.
The ONLY tiny sliver of light here is that, yes, the Rs will push Trump The Greatest President Of All Time as their party narrative going forward, but what will also be there, every time, is And He Raped A Lot Of Little Girls.
For the forseeable future, all we're going to see are suspicious corporate moves that couldn't have happened without them knowing our intimiate details.
Why would anybody want to be a Green Lantern when Red Lanterns are right there. Constructs based not on willpower, but on how pissed off you are? My god, I would be the greatest hero ever.
In my darkest moments I worry that he will somehow land his illegal third term, and be a gibbering, drooling pile of a human parked in a closet somewhere while the press secretary tells us things he supposedly said all day.
Forgive the ghoulishness, but I hope that Biden is holding on by his nails just to wait out that rapist bastard.
................................................oh my god.
I'm going to have an enormous Dairy Queen Sunday and just let the IBS fly.
I am cripplingly pee shy, but you better believe I will give a command performance.
CHICAGO…
One if by stroke, two if by heart attack, And I laughing will be flat on my back
I literally intend to be that person. I will get on my mountain bike and ride through every Crowne Hill neighborhood I can screaming at the top of my lungs the joyous news.
I assume the answers are in the book. ;)
"Are you guys SURE if was Trump who raped you? I mean, there were a lot of Bill Clintons around, right?" www.joemygod.com/2025/08/hous...
What happened with Trump? Y'all are being vague.
The sitting President of the United States raped children and he’s in no danger of being held accountable for it.
Mine has them in poster sheets on the walls of our bedroom
Me walking by group of kids when I dropped Julian off: Kid: Is that your dad? Kid 2: Nah, my dad isn't that cool. *me with ridiculous ego now whistling along*
Surface of Venus, from the Venera probe that crushed and melted two hours later.
I've had to walk him through the school yeard, teen girls are fucking terrifying. I'd rather fight drag queens.
What a lovely outfit!
At least Ashli Babbitt is still dead.
@kellyswords.bsky.social Block this Ashli Babbitt fangirl.
@kellyswords.bsky.social Go f8ck yourself. She was a traitor piece of shit, as is any asshole who drolly intones on her behalf. Eat all the shit, babe.
So, you all get that RFK was basically saying "American kids look like they're retarded," right? From these spray tanned rattle voice, gravel looking assholes who smoke and take more drugs than anyone.
The greatest.
Julian: I got chased yesterday. Me: In gym? Julian: No, at lunch. These three kids wouldn't leave me alone. They kept taking my stuff and squirting me with water. Me: Did you tell someone? Are you okay? Julian: Bro. They were girls, I wanted them to bother me. Me: Of course, sorry.
No lie, after my stroke, this was what reading was like fro a bit.
Be a shame if any “operatives” in Greenland just ended up as food for the fishes.
I wonder how it feels to be the ten millionth person to publicly complain about Chapt. I have no idea, I'm an adult.
Chicago keeping art alive:
BQ or plain?
Robert E. Lee killed more U.S. troops in battle than Adolph Hitler and Osama bin Laden combined
If you wanna say things like laws, don’t end gun problems then why don’t you just shut the hell up.
Yes, they fucking will.
Jesus, what a piece of shit
Ashil Babbit was shot while she, with a massive mob, was invading the United Stated Capitol in order to disrupt &!overthrow the results of our presidential election. It was a coup attempt. She was a traitor
Who gives a shit?
It begins. www.joemygod.com/2025/08/vanc...
