@nytimes.com What gives with the tiny dominoes? The UI chops you have displayed with the new game, #Pips, hsve been lacking, at best.
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@nytimes.com What gives with the tiny dominoes? The UI chops you have displayed with the new game, #Pips, hsve been lacking, at best.
No bigger piece of trash in DC than the one in the White House
âParty of Lincolnâ, indeed.
Trump criticizing anyone elseâs hair is rich.
Just like their gene pool.
Just throwing this out there: maybe if Chump were a more adventurous eater he wouldnât be quite the terrible person he is.
Who knew that the Banach-Tarski Theorem applied to dogs?
I donât care what you say. Iâm ready to be hurt again, #SKOL
At your best you still won't be good enough for the wrong person.
This is the first step towards privatizing mail delivery.
Agreed. The bacon would cut through the almost-overpowering sweetness of the pie⌠and heck, what isnât made better with bacon?
âBuying a pig in a pokeâ and âletting the cat out of the bagâ have the same basis: unscrupulous merchants selling pigs but instead putting cats in the unsuspecting buyersâ bags.
A really slimy swindle that turns a lost position into a win.
She may or may not win, but her routine will absolutely be the most memorable.
Hopefully the name of his sled.
Well, 13 years. He won the WC in 1948 and lost it for good in 1963, but he also lost matches against Smyslov and Tal, although he won the rematches the following years.
Not just every official. Everyone.
I donât know about Sunday Ticket, but I subscribed to the NFL app last year, and theyâre showing the game there.
As a die-hard Vikings fanâŚ
I hate that I know what this refers to.
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
Jewish? Oh, right⌠that other thing.
The âjokeâ, if you can call it that (itâs too depressing to contemplate) is that the 204 days since the Orange Embarrassment took office have felt like a decade. Time flies when youâre having fun, but it works the other way, too.
And itâs only August.
People who are really serious about sandwiches wrap them in paper. Bravo to the chef.
Anthropology
Seeing cats live their best lives makes me irrationally happy.
Who the hell is that plastic woman in the Caesarâs ads with Gordon Ramsey supposed to be? A Real Housewife of Walla Walla? Eustice Kardashian?
Another option is secession. Letâs see how the US economy fares without the blue states footing the bills.
âNow, this is a guy whoâs been left in the broadcasting booth all offseasonâŚâ FTFY
I feel seen.
Iâm not going to pretend that you-know-who began the end of civility, but rather, he is the epitome of it.
Itâs not just his mouth.
His hamburgers, over-cooked to well-done.
When you watch the crap going on in #Texas, donât forget that the reason Texas joined the US in 1845 was that they were worried Mexico might take over and end slavery. Texas literally became a state to ensure its citizensâ right to own other people. Fuck those guys.
Are you sure they were disguised? That sort of thing would be right in ICEâs corrupt wheelhouse.
All the discussion of the #TrumpBallroom seems to ignore the insane size of the proposed room: 90,000 square feet. For those of you keeping score at home, thatâs a football field (100 yards) in length AND width. How the hell will it fit into the White House?
In before âOh my God! They killed Ghoulaine!!â
Thatâs a scorching hot take!! /s
Thatâs still one more than the number of successful Ohio State QBs.
I grew up in a small city in Oklahoma and survived, but I canât imagine going back there.
Yes, but also partly no. Donald Trumpâs rise to power has been marked by his cult of personality. Is there really another Republican out there that could potentially command the Trumpian cult like him?
Anyways, AIDS is going to be gone soon, this is a generic with FDA full approval.
I know youâre a roller coaster nerd, but Universal Studios is a lot of fun.
And don't forget to sign them up for the Imagination Library, which is Dolly Parton's free book delivery service. They send 1 book per month until the child turns 5. đ
We need this here and NOW
Probably intentional, given the way the Titans took Ls last season.
I use em-dashes and parentheses more or less interchangeably, but⌠what exactly is an en-dash for? Can we call all en-dashes âhyphensâ and all em-dashes just âdashesâ?
The fact that we donât believe it can be useful with chores may be the best proof of its intelligence.
âThe Man He Is Todayâ? I think they misspelled âMonsterâ.
Jeffries: âVote Blue, no matter who.â Also Jeffries: âNot like that!â
âPay attention to MEEEEEE!!!â
âEkeâ, not âeekâ. Clearly Texas-educated.
Leaving X for Bluesky has been a net win for me.
The New York Times is barely even a newspaper anymore: kotaku.com/new-york-tim...
As an âun-housedâ adult, the âpersonal failingâ quote hits me below the belt, right in the feels.
For all those of us that didnât bother watching the game, the final score was 2-1. Way to bury the lede!
My seventh- and eighth-grade years were worse with you not being there.
They also lost the White House for 20 years.
Canadians shouldnât buy American⌠unless they buy California. Iâm totally on-board with being part of a new Canada including California, Oregon, and Washington.
Biscuits and gravyâŚ
Was there ever any doubt?
I think I could be a good boyfriend. All I ask for is: 1. Help me do the dishes. 2. Understand that the autumn is scheduled around football in general and the #Vikings in particular. 3. Scratch my back on demand. Thatâs not too unreasonable, is it?
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You mean repost a different meme you found on Reddit? Strange flex, but okay.
My argument is more about the assertion that the P*ckers âhave been winning since the 70sâ. After Lombardi left in 1968, they wandered the wilderness for decades before they became relevant again.
This dumb meme gets posted regularly on r/NFCNorthMemeWar, so a little fact checking never hurts: The P*ckers have won the division 16 times. The Bears (11), Lions (5), and Bucs (3) have won the division 19 times. The *Vikings* have won the division 19 times, including 8/10 times in the 70s. #SKOL
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Sort of like the archetypal dad, who went to the market to get cigarettes and never returned.
Maybe the most impressive thing about Shaqâs career was that he only won the one MVP. If he had been as driven as.. to pick a player at random, Kobe⌠he could have won three or four, easily. But his aversion to off-season maintenance showed itself during his decline from 2003 on.
Except he didnât win any of them in 2009: Wade won the scoring title, LeBron won the MVP, and the Kobe-led Lakers won the championship.
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Oh brilliantâhe called it a decade early⌠just got the name wrong. Classic. Like Nostradamus with Wi-Fi but no self-awareness. #Trump #Iran #Obama
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âAnomalyâ is a strange word for assplosion.
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I still miss Chris Cornell. Apologies to Kurt Cobain and Jerry Cantrell, but he was the greatest musician that emerged from the Seattle âgrungeâ scene.
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Theyâre not wrong about the mustard, though.
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âBaby Elephant Walkâ would have worked, too.
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I told you weâd be back
Authorit-Aryan-Ism under Trump: Democracy stands on a precipice. đşđ¸âď¸
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