Tim Mullaney

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

The saddest part is that Donny wants to be on that team ànd they don’t want him Imagine being a bigger dweeb than Kim Jong Un. @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

In Trump 1, his idiot head of CIS went on àbout Asians being public charges. He is from Edison, NJ — à once dying town Indians absolutely rescued. People come for miles to eat there—Vinod Khosla asked me if my NJ town was nearby— ànd its HS has become one of NJ’s best. But they were brown…

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Does this guy not know any Indians? Chinese? Mexican Americans? Their contributions, ànd their similarity to what he describes, surround him every damn day.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

This would be a crime under Trump v US, would it not?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

He can wear his medal to the Kennedy Center Honors.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

On àn aesthetic level, he does repulse elites. Always has. He scares them More. One enduring lesson àbout power here is to never believe those who say wealth endows greater power than high office. Every one of these guys is either staying mostly silent or bending the knee

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

#chicagoteaparty Get a nice Subway iced tea ànd deliver it to a nearby soldier or ICE agent —special delivery. Make them remove the mask

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing the president knows about chips is that he prefers barbecue

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Won’t be this close.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they sending their best this time?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Your reminder that the LA demonstration resulted in exactly one arrest ànd two injuries before Trump tried and failed to incite violence. Even Noem showed up at àn “illegal’s” suburb house at 6 am, in full costume including assault weapon, brandishing a warrant for someone who didn’t live there.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Hell Donny, 26 crimes is a slow weekend for you personally. And Chicago shootings are down more than half since some idiot named Trump was last president. We dumped tea for less, and Chicago will dump tea all over you and your rent à cops. #chicagoteaparty @govpritzker.illinois.gov

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

So, lawyers get paid ànd nothing changes

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Ok, so when are we surrounding it?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Heart disease?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

À waste of air from her first day in the Senate. Good riddance

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

The only two north stars with Trump are that he pursues his self interest ànd that he chooses the option that will piss off people who make him feel small. People made him feel very small àbout Covid so there is a whole series of reactions to that

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

With the military coming to my neighborhood, no patience for lectured àbout freedom ànd overreach from people who made it so. If that seems bitter, too bad. I didn’t appoint John Roberts or Clarence Thomas, or believe that they were not the career activists their resumes said they were

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

I get that but think the spectacle argument is overused to a point where it has lost that effectiveness. Maybe not

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

He wants free tv time

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s why she is the chief of staff

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a place for it, but what is the high crime? If being stupid were a crime, this White House would be Allenwood

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this just really bad 24 numbers cycling through or is something stirring?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course you don’t. Neither was Tesla stock going to explode, and neither were any of 100 other things the Sec of Commerce and Epstein’s next door neighbor said true. Or not bizarre. Sometimes the simple explanation is correct. Lutnick is an idiot ànd Trump is a crook.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Wait til they discover that the phrase “tea party” now mean throwing iced tea on federal agents. Ice, ice baby. #chicagoteaparty.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

On the bright side, since this administration is also gutting product safety maybe he’ll get run over by a defective car.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

If they had any balls, the Fed would leave interest rates where they are. The case for a cut is as weak as Trump’s mind anyway. @federalreserve.gov

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

It means they can answer surveys before the deadline, the decline in which is driving the larger revisions. Since that could be done by email, the move to blockchain likely is just a sop to that industry, which gave heavily to Trump, the most corrupt President ever imagined, let alone seen.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Point is, these guys are not suppressing crime. They are there for oppressing Liberals. It’s not even an immigration operation now. Dc is only 11 pct Latino. You don’t Go to colleges to fight crime.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know all of those—I went to CUA years ago—but none except Petworth are especially high crime areas anymore, no? Maybe Shaw, which was spicy in the 80s but has changed a lot since. I keep reading about them at GW ànd in Georgetown ànd shake My head

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe but on today’s polling it doesn’t seem likely that the races will be that close. SCOTUS is not a prisoner of the prerogative of the House. It’s a prisoner of the prerogative of presidents (especially this one) whose “core duties” don’t include local elections. If they win by 5, they win by 5

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

What neighborhood?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

In 2029, ima hire lobbyists to make sure Noem is dropped into a pit of Dobermans. Since we’re not even pretending that the penalties in the statute book govern punishments for crimes, why not? Makes as much sense as dropping àn El Salvadoran into Uganda or South Sudan with no money or even a phone.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Hence the $50,000 signing bonus. Since the fine for illegal entry is $50, literally every new hire could pay the fine for 1000 migrants. Think about how ridiculous this is. We’re going to spend $175 billion to deport people who owe $450 million in fines. And are a net positive to the economy.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Electric power prices just went up again

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

And tell your commanders, JB that even if the Guard is nationalised any senior officer who follows àn order to invade Chicago will be fired when command is returned to you. These guys are going along out of fear of being fired. Put some fear on the other side of the scale. @govpritzker.illinois.gov

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Tbf, there is a trans swimmer somewhere in the country

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

But the rest of it, yes. Millions of people need to surround the White House. Better build a putting green; you’re only getting to a golf course by helicopter dude. And it should start with à Tea Party. Chicago or DC. Lots of tea dumped on agents: ICE tea. Soak their masks til they remove them

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure àbout the military command any more. He swept out the top people and replaced them with his version of diversity hires

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Impeachable, actually. Intel isn’t complaining because who can they complain to? Congress isn’t listening. SCOTUS has its head up its ass, right next to the civil procedure texts it is obsessing about. But elections address things like these, ànd so do mass demonstrations

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

They really are Keystone Kops. Need another K to do them justice.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

The penalty for illegal entry to the US is clear: à $50 fine, exclusion from the US for 10 years and possibly six months in jail (which no one gets). After due process. *Everything* else you are reading about is made up and illegal. Secretary Noem’s threats of $1000 à day fines are made up.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

And he is Donald Trump’s GOP

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a down payment in what is waiting for them in Chicago.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

We should be so lucky

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Hilarious that anyone thinks must academic prose is precise

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Or the people who can’t get over Newsom’s throwing a soon to be forgotten bone àbout trans athletes, of whom there are only àbout 10 in California

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Parody?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

The Harris campaign also mNanGef to never once point out that inflation took off in the second half of 2020

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ll see about my cowardice when troops come to my town. Don’t know how you missed that transphobia is just an extension of Neo Confederate racism. And your lead here kind of illustrates why you’re not a serious person. Ttfn

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Have any guard troops been spotted in Anacostia or Peteorth yet?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ll see about that. The whole trans issues, even though I’d do what you’d do, matter much to maybe 10% of Dems. Trump’s closing argument ads in NC were about Harris wanting to pay for prisoners’ gender therapies. Throwing a bone on high school sports may save food or healthcare for millionx

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

And I’ll hazard that since àbout à third of 1 pct of the population is trans, it’s just not as high on my agenda as heakth care, the economy, or war and peace. And I live in Boys Town, dude. I’m hardly insulated

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh please. While I actually think the current policy in most non Confederate states is fine, let me introduce you to representative democracy. pro tip: performative whining loses elections. I also think it’s pretty obvious that parents know their kids better than Tennessee legislators.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Not really. But I’m sure you’ll enchant me. Because some people are daft enough to kick their gay kids out?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Scene. Park Ave late at night. The fat blond man raises àn Ar-15. TRUMP: John Roberts? Roberts: yes, my lord. TRUMP: when I said I could shoot someone on Park Avenue, I never thought it would be you! ROBERTS: if it is a core duty of your office, so be it my liege TRUMP: I love the poorly educated

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Freedom will be dead, but civil procedure is forever!

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Ssssh..she hasn’t figured out that the trans stuff is the campaign promise Newsom will blow off in the course of actually doing yhe job. Sssssh. Don’t tell moms for Liberty either, tho they will figure it out

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

The final solution stage of the Holocaust took less time than the Gaza war, actually

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

À “manslaughter genocide” is more precise

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think waiting til you’re 18 is fascist. Minors’ care is often regulated. And maybe people listen to you more if you show at least basic respect. And maybe some Perspective that fewer than 100, ànd usually 50, minors seek surgical care in the US annually. While 11 million live in poverty.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

President Dukakis! Or is it Rittenhouse?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Bessent knows this Fed follows market expectations. But it has explained its own standards for a rate cut, and not only have they not been met, they are moving in the wrong direction. Bond traders ignore that at their peril

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Does the president have a mirror? It’s all he needs to spit DCs biggest criminal

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

For a while, yhe latter. Now, kinda the former

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re talking about Newsom, who’s willing to toss a dozen high school swimmers onto the wrong team to save Medicaid for a million of their classmates

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

No kidding. Trump got 6 percent of the vote in DC.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

please. Will he come up with some illegal entrants who owe à $50 fine? Or is hunting 15 year old girls who beat up tiny fascists? Or—this is my favorite—will he discover àn actual member of El Tren Aragua? The Tren, boss, JD will yell. The Tren! And will he cover his face like the other assholes?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

If he accepts it, Cuomo will lose by 40 points. Where does he think he is running?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Inequality also narrowed under Clinton and Obama. Not under any GOP President since 1980 (and I’d guess the last one was Eisenhower, but haven’t researched back that far). Not a councidence

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Very Low estimate

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

None of them where the crime is. Just metro pd

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Hmm

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

From his empty head to his bone spurs

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, come on, to beat Collins you need a real candidate with money ànd some message other than a hazy non politician-ness. If you fall for this guy, you were on board with Ojeda in WV, the woman in KY who really really wants to be a Senator, the independent from Nebraska, Jamie Harrison, others

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Rob will be happy to tell you how the 2024 election was stolen I suppose. Lots of that on the loony Left lately. Just shut up and win, people.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

To be a fly on the wall of their motorcade out

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful. My mom too.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people have far too little to worry about. But hey, this is the real stuff! So go kill a million people in Covid, cut growth in half, occupy cities! As long as a manly man will smite the homos, who needs jobs or freedom!

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

The southerners I get. What is DeWine thinking?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

He usually argues that Dems only win mail in votes

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that what he said or did you mistranscribe?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you know. We all do.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Go cry into your MyPillow you delusional bitch. Not you, Brad. Not you.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Grampa, take your Pills! The Pills boss, the pills, says @jdvancevpotus.bsky.social

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

On which side?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Btw, @nytimes.com, not a hard choice at all. F u is only seven letters, and two will do if one is being pithy or discreet.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Obvious to absolutely everyone except Donald Trump. Is his failure to have shot that down already willful or just stupid?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

But those elections are for show

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Save it for when Trump says Zelenskyy has no cards. Because kompromat is as plausible an excuse for Teump’s behavior as solidarity from their mutual abuse at Robert Mueller’s big mean hands. Mr President, what cards does President Putin have?

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Attention Mr. Tapper @cnn.com @jaketapper.bsky.social

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m thinking Jerry Jones is a no ànd Roger Goodell is, like Susan Collins, concerned. Trump wants the Phantom of the Opera or the kid from the talent show who sang at his inauguration.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Not a single picture of them in Anacostia. Or other nabes where, You know, the crime is concentrated.

Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm (@wolvendamien.bsky.social) reposted

Keyed-up cops and military told to "subdue crime" in a place where there is not actually that much crime will be more likely to view any and all actions *As Crimes* in order to meet the expectations they hold, and certain people they've been taught to view as inherently criminal will bear the brunt.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Kristi Noem’s jury should be 12 dogs.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

This is all your fault, John Roberts. The tariffs, the trampling of immigration law ànd the crypto conspiracies too. Congratulations. Your NYT obit will be a doozy someday.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Those pesky double digit losses notwithstanding

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Dc seems to be having a spurt of domestic terrorism right now. À whole lot of people should be going to jail in 2029.

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social) reply parent

Or to send any Guardsmen to the east side of the Anacostia River. No tourists there, but the lion’s share of DC homicides. They’re there to occupy, and to get their picture taken. By the way, Epstein. And Big Balls got beaten up by a 15 year old girl to start all this

Tim Mullaney (@timmullaney.bsky.social)

Not one thing stopping California from arresting these guys. Let state courts sort it out