The same idiots who think burning our flag should be a crime also think a pedophile with our flag painted on his face is a patriot.
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The same idiots who think burning our flag should be a crime also think a pedophile with our flag painted on his face is a patriot.
Waiting for national guard and military troops to realize that they are Lumpy’s new unpaid contractors… that should put the kibosh on most of his fascist plans
You gotta sell the sizzle, not the steak
Nobody is talking about this, but Casey Means was nominated as surgeon general on and referred to the Senate HELP Committee on June 2. As of July 31, the committee has not advanced her nomination due to missing paperwork. The Surgeon General has to have a medical license, which she does not have.
youtube.com/watch?v=z9w2... Biden and garland
Hot take: If you have a food allergy that is so severe that you have to ask other people to adhere to its restrictions then navigating public transportation is a "you" problem. Honestly, the onus is now on you to protect yourself, not anyone else minding their own business, trying to travel in peace
SPEAKER MIKE “HOOKED ON PORN” JOHNSON SAID I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS NEWSOM BUILDER OF THE BEST MAPS, SHOULD FOCUS ON GOVERNING MY STATE. LETS NOT FORGET “MAGIC MIKE” SHUT DOWN THE HOUSE AND WENT ON EARLY RECESS BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF THE VOTE ON RELEASING THE ESPTEIN FILES! - GCN
Personally, I'm not really sure why I would need a PERC card, realtor's license, CDL, or CNA certifications for a minimum wage job if the highest ranking cabinet members of this shit administration don't have the most basic understandings of their appointed offices and their respective applications🤷
Its been 140 years but he's alive! The Doc's alive! He's in the Old West, but he's alive!
What in the actual fuck now?!? Details in ALT+ text
ATTN: St. Louis peeps Missing person - details in ALT+ text
Valve trombone! I used to play one of those in school band!❤️
Photo of the Three Stooges promoting the polio vaccine for kids in 1961. You know your country’s in trouble when Moe, Larry and Curly Joe understand more about public health than the Secretary of HHS.
Trump could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue and get away with it, Netanyahu could kill 53,000, and Putin could kill millions. The table of impunity only gets longer. It’s important to fight tyrants at all levels. #3E
Back when Donald was a failure in real estate, he was famous for not paying his contractors. He would come up with fictional fault in their work as an excuse not to pay them. Now, this unscrupulous cretin is short-changing the National Guard. www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...
It’s time to teach Susan Collins a lesson.
Very sad to hear of the passing of this absolute legend. RIP good sir
I just made another quart of pesto that is now my winter backup in the freezer. A friend gifted me a shitload of basil last week and I've already been through one batch of it already. Good thing I could pretty much never get tired of that delicious goddamned shit
The new #Svengoolie September Schedule dropped!
Jesus suffering fuck, this is intolerable. Fuck you, Wisconsin, if you think this is in any way acceptable. All parties involved should be charged with terrorism and hate crimes
appears to be a black garbage bag with something in it?
Ayup. The math checks out
Whoa. I think that stuff just kicked in, Scoob
Ayup. Smells like either a dirty diaper or another scheme
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Trump announces he will severely devalue the Presidential Medal of Freedom
“Oh, you’re finally awake” #IYKYK
Ayup. Unless it's the employees of the store I need to visit
Having my own personal Labor Day cookout with a MS steakhouse style burger with all the trimmings and a pesto pasta salad. Happy Labor Day, America!
Chump's whole Family are Cheaters and LOSERS,who Grifted Their way to (mis)fortune.......
I guess I'm going to have to say it again: I don't do charity on social media. Only bad actors ask for charity on social media. Respectfully, go fuck yourselves and try charity through proper channels. You might not have so many people remove and block your attempts that way. Too much room for scams
look at that mitochondrially challenged brow
My cat meows at me now and again as if to say, "Hey, pet me again!" when what she's really saying is: "Stop farting!"
Happy Labor Day, Illinois!
Ayup. Goals❤️
Ayup. I sometimes feel this
“What would you say is you strongest skill set?” Me: Matching energy
So I’ve read most Tortie cats are female— is it true that most orange tabbies are bois? Just a random curiosity…
Most = unmistakably vast majority nearing “all”
Ahh yes, the unmistakable piss yellow patina, characteristic textual blandness, and lack of any apparent living artistic technique which readily and positively identifies a work of clanker AI slop in the social media wild… Just fucking stop, people. At this rate there’ll be no water left in 2028 🙄🖕
Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare. Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed. Getting big money out of politics. Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages. If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
♫ come on, get involved 'til the mystery is solved' now lives rent free in my head
Ayup. Hard facts > easy bullshit
I find it exceedingly hilarious that the right consistently jokes that 'the left can't meme' when the right can't even feasibly cover anything up without it looking like a flashing arrow roadside mom & pop sign with the actual truth emblazoned on it pointing to all the various named parties involved
man’s never met a press camera he didn’t want to be in front of and has been calling into every right wing radio station and cable show to rant for decades, if he’s doing neither, something weird is up
Oh, I'm sure blue states will end up footing the bill like all their other bullshit
Shaggy and Scooby are very food motivated creatures
Ayup. Sounds about right
Ayup. Tell us more, Skeletor
Hi, I'm Shilly Bob Corporate and I'm trying to buy another house
They'd probably be 100% cooler if I could get high 😭
It'd probably be awesome if I could just get high 🤣
I see they've got some old Scooby-Doos on Tubi so I fired one up. Man, I remember these being much better #ScoobyTubiDoo
Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.
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I was really hoping that hand thing was a Russian poison prick by his daddy Putin
Let's ask Lumpy's cocaine addicted progeny
M-orons A-re G-overning A-merica shorturl.at/Y5yPL
Can someone explain to me why country clubs feel the need to celebrate Labor Day weekend? They don't do much laboring that I'm aware of
The more I thought of it, I realized that they'd never be able to have shootout duels at high noon, so they'd perhaps call it Midnight Low when they'd settle their scores
We’ve seen this movie before. We know the plot points. We’ve learned how to distinguish the heroes from the villains. We know which side we’re on. And we know what it takes to win. Solidarity. Sacrifice. Courage.
Couldn't've happened to a nicer... well, couldn't've happened to another guy
The immanent threat in America that requires national guard deployment sleeps in the White House. He defines waste fraud and abuse and needs to be removed from office. 8647
The only thing I would suggest is to use those savings on a good olive oil you like. Nothing in a plastic bottle and single origin is best 😎👍
The dumb motherfucker has to wear clothing with his name on it so the dipshit can remember who the fuck everyone is booing
Ayup. But still not enough. We can do better
So good that I had to make another one today, but this one is sans provolone. Double stack mater & mayo with pesto on honey wheat. Pro tip: Sunflower kernels work just as well as pine nuts for a fraction of the cost. Thanks for looking! 😎👍 #NotQuiteVegan #ParmPesto #GardenFreshEats
Ayup. Not all fantasy writers are gender conformist TERF hag bitches
Ayup. It's true! 🦖
@slyngstad.bsky.social
Do you think Lumpy's closet is just one suit and one white polo or like Charlie Brown's closet where there are multiples of the same clothing throughout? I don't know, but I find it hard to believe he can fit many clothes at all in there with all the #EpsteinFiles skeletons taking up all the space🤷
Besides the obvious blue hueing of their skins, since when is fucking Tim Allen a 'famous Hollywood actor?" What, they couldn't find a picture of Bruce Willis, Liam Neeson, or Tom Hanks to put that ridiculous patina on? Seriously, fuck him and Disney for the vast majority of his laughable career
Pritzker: "We don't want troops on the streets of American cities. That's un-American and frankly the president ought to know better. This one doesn't seem to. He hasn't read any books. He doesn't seem to understand the Constitution or the laws."
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
I swear, I need to start monetizing my dreams. Cowboy vampires? 🤠🧛
She said that without any cosplay attire on? So brave (sarcasm) 🤣
1. Trans women are women. Stop saying that trans women are "Men pretending to be women." 2. Sexual predator men don't pretend to be women to molest girls. That would be way too much work and effort. Sexual predator men pretend to be youth pastors to molest girls. 3. Trans men are not a "gotcha."
Sorry food workers just know I've been there. I feel for you.
Build a monument for this guy, or nah?!? 😂
Post a meme made by you:
#VTTBOTS
THIS. Fuck Ashli Babbit's service and honors
#VTTBOTS Kowalski is TUFF 🤣
I canceled his stupid ass when he bent the knee at the inauguration. Dude's a fucking clown, really always has been. One of those asshats that will sell out his own mother for a buck. Fuck Snoop, period. (Wayans' take in the ALT+ text)
#VTTBOTS It's like the bickering battle of the bad haircuts 🤣
If golf is the game Lumpy chooses when the Reaper comes, at least we know he can't win without cheating
#VTTBOTS Tony from #MeTVTimeTunnel is guesting tonight!
Under the big top🎠🗽🎪🤹🏻♂️
#MeTVStarTrek Bust out the Tranya... if you're anything like me you'll need it to make it to #VTTBOTS from here
#MeTVStarTrek Ensign TwoShirts requesting permission to nearly self destruct to get drunk with a space child
