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Robert Frost probably didn’t say “A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel,” but he should have, because that would have been a good line.
Bari claiming she was forced out by the head of CBS News and everyone carefully avoiding asking her “but wasn’t that you?”
Man what the fuck
Marco Rubio is a Catholic to Mormon to Catholic convert who also attends Baptist services and he’s out here tweeting about he loves the killing and plans to kill again. You’re going to hell dawg
I know this admin is staffed by the dregs of humanity and already responsible for millions of deaths, but I still find myself surprised that no one in the chain of command balked at committing almost a dozen murders with no legal rationale in place.
Mom, can you come pick me up, the leitmotif is explaining things again
A lesson for us all on why you should not promise the impossible to the terminally insane
“The law of the jungle? Is that anything?”
Ah, well, if only there were some way to know
Bringing in Weiss to provide a more youthful perspective is especially funny considering she seems like she was the type of kid who’d ask if she could spend recess in the teachers’ lounge if she reported enough of her classmates to the principal.
Listen to my shit-kicking podcast where I invite every rich person who can stand talking to me to come on and discuss how there are only two immutable genders
who can forget her great journalistic achievement of flying out to australia and writing a column so bad it would embarrass a smart elementary schooler
I was trying to do this yesterday and was shocked to discover it’s not an option yet. What am I supposed to do, keep my thoughts to myself?
it's gotta be crazy for salmon to find out about bears like that
Good news is that on Bluesky, Where It’s Great To Be 38™️, we are younger than any of these audiences.
I think it’s bad that every single media outlet is on its way to being an explicit right wing propaganda machine
wait, his what?
Do we need to talk about your hundred cans of chunky soup again, beardo
Blood and teeth but make it Chicago-style
Many people are drawn into Linehan’s orbit due to the incredible gravitational forces produced by his head
Ride or die for the Pritz due to his position of “I would be upset if subject to a fascist invasion.” Unfortunate that has to be the deciding factor, but we don’t choose the times we are born into.
My eldest prefers her creature comforts, and the kind of solitude that can only be found perched up high or rummaging in the back of a closet
Thank you. This is how I feel
The epic senator alert has been canceled. False alarm
I have provided my large adult sons with every luxury but they will only hang out in matching cardboard trays
In the future this image will be important
When asked if he was referring to the Disney mascot traditionally known as Mickey, Mayor Adams confirmed “that’s what his friends call him,” adding, “He and I have not seen eye to eye on a number of issues.”
The Supreme Court keeps yelling at the district courts for not understanding that the new rule is to decide in favor of the Trump administration and their allies in every case regardless of the facts or the substance of the law.
“You saw Michael Mouse with that mop in Fantasia. And you know about the Wizard of Id. We are all familiar with his work,” said Mayor Adams. “But I’m going to be the Wizard of Ideas.”
Barbara Bush was wild for that one
AI execs: Our products are like having a genius in your pocket and on demand. The sum total of human knowledge on every subject at your fingertips and infinitely explorable. Average AI user: If I can’t generate the exact niche pornography I want I will drive my dad’s truck into the river
Wait until my man finds out he can google real pictures and videos of Sydney Sweeney
One of my favorite franchises that is 90% terrible. The classic Bond theme is Atlas holding up the world
Also I’ve literally seen that guy in every protest photo. And I don’t think they like to be called ogres.
Fuuuuck oooooffffffff
If I could afford any!!!
I would simply put all my eggs in there
My neighbor’s dog has crapped on my lawn for the last time
There are a lot of things that could be stopped by blowing them up, but that doesn’t make it legal to do so.
it's called re-sleep. it's the hottest new trend. it's where you go back to sleep.
It’s what we call the Banksy fandom on Bluesky
If you ask me today's date, I am going to say, "It is September third." Not "'Tis the third of September, my dear lord."
Instead Florida is ending all vaccine mandates.
POV you live somewhere, anywhere, except Clacton:
Another Shooter script, too. He must have had something on his mind…
Funnily enough, I also learned about the existence of the Weathermen from a Marvel comic (marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Avenger...) — although in that case, it was mainly from a fan discussion about the Dylan song and the real group that took inspiration from it.
Reviving the storied role of court magician, Adams will be chiefly tasked with reading the stars and divining portents, as well as crafting counter-hexes to safeguard the president’s vital essence.
How do you purge an entire perspective from the “democratic mediasphere” and replace it with, uh, ChudLiberals
I understand skepticism, but the NYDN is just a normal newspaper. It’s what you buy at the deli if you want locally focused news without the right-wing bullshit of the Post.
this is the fourth time it’s happened to me (shapiro, peterson, desantis) but it’s the most jarring one yet. he sounds like he’s trapped in a well and has been eating wet rocks to survive
i did not know rfk jr's voice actually sounded like that. what the fuck
In theory you sometimes wait to roll out an endorsement that you’ve had in the bag for a while to give yourself a good news story at the right time, but I have no idea what votes Jeffries would be moving in the Adams scenario
i constantly think about this post
Could I get uhhh Hermanson but 5% more testicular
I won’t spoil it for you but it was very dumb
Would love to be able to watch a baseball game without seeing this Nazi bullshit during every commercial break
Yes, iirc the protest ended after about two hours with her asking the cops to cut her free so she could use the bathroom.
Well she certainly got herself unbanned. Playing the long game with that one.
The country is being informally ruled by a woman who once handcuffed herself to the door of Twitter HQ in a way that allowed everyone to walk right past her through the other door.
peripherals
Trump has a maximalist directorial vision. There must be detail filling every part of the frame even if it’s just some replacement-level goon with slicked back hair.
Update from the White House: Following today’s televised announcement, Stephen Miller cocooned President Trump in some kind of fleshy pod. He’s feeding the President pre-moistened nutrient pellets that he claims have “restorative properties,” but if pressed for more details he begins to hiss.
think about how rotten your soul has to be, how broken your moral compass, to think drag queen story hour is a sign of social decay but snuff films of war crimes is exemplary, stand out, should be shared far and wide. these people are sick
oh i forgot about hochman. that's probably the nazi who wrote this www.liberalcurrents.com/missouri-sen...
We have a new legal standard, presumed guilty until made dead
It’s just because he was a state AG, but I find it funny that Wikipedia cites his name to someone suing him
He might be a dummy who thinks Scotch-Irish includes all Irish and Scottish people, but it's hard to tell
Wow, it’s pretty rare these days that someone finds a definition of white people that doesn’t even include my family
“My condolences… and one other thing.”
How crazy would it be if someone did tell you that
My father-in-law works for an antiques auction house so we get a lot of weird boxes that I have no control over
Oh, you listen to vinyl? That’s cute.
Tfw you definitely know all the steps and have, of course, taken them
We killed some folks
I know it’s all bad faith bs BUT I keep thinking about how the whole “reason” we apparently can’t pass any effective gun control legislation to prevent mass shootings is the idea that we need an armed populace in case the federal government decides to invade our cities and towns. Like??????????
I mean no slight to your writing when I say the funniest detail in this is Rick Perry's campaign book being called Fed Up! with the exclamation point and everything
I'm not a "video games cause violence" person but I do think it's odd that "hit things until they die" became the default gaming experience
Yeah the only thing like this that I've played somewhat recently was Stray Gods and that was definitely an "I can see what you were going for" experience
They should make a computer that makes vulnerable, isolated people really good at dancing instead of what they’re doing now
I try to think about this as little as I possibly can
I love the "prison labor isnt slavery" people who have not read the 13th amendment, which explicitly says its the kind of slavery we're keeping.
I'm wondering
American history is in its asterisk era
before scissors were invented doctors had to swing the baby around until it broke off. This was usually done in a grass field, and teams of potential fathers would give chase to the airborne babe to catch it. The rules were later codified into what we call today American Football
I recognize this as manic behavior. This is like when you go get a shitty little tattoo every time you have 45 minutes to kill and $150 in your pocket.
Imagine if he turned to the side and you saw that he had a regular sized head but a long worm neck that was extended forward. Better or worse?
Well thank God for that
“Film things you see happening…Be loud for America” is quite the rallying cry.
There are soul-affirming wonders everywhere for those with eyes to see
Folks, he's running again
Though you climb the highest mountain, or plumb the deepest depths of the wine-dark seas, never will you find anyone who is less The Guy
got the civil war scheduled
I can only remember the coldest post of all time
Tell me about a dull man, muse. Tell me how he wandered and was lost due to an overwhelming number of distractions.
But-but-but the vat babies!!
"Which statistics? Like baseball stats?" "Oh, no. You know the ones."
I think it's supposed to be the end of the previous bullet point, but it's AI slop so no one proofread it