Yeah I saw! I added that to my list I'm reading this one poolside rn My dignity needs you to know I'm also reading a new Rumi translation, just not in the splash zone
Yeah I saw! I added that to my list I'm reading this one poolside rn My dignity needs you to know I'm also reading a new Rumi translation, just not in the splash zone
I'm reading a new book that has crimes in it :)
they actually just cull the guys who go 🥺 👉👈
appreciate the care taken to add a severed hand as sacrifice. not many people bother these days, smh
legit have you tried one of those showerheads with the different settings? mine has a mist setting that's a completely different sensory experience, much quieter and softer
while in the shower i came up with a new “shortest sad story” used klarna for cigarettes
historical fact that guy invented everything americans think is "high society" in one bitchy afternoon brainstorming session
why are you having this giant tantrum about someone making a joke you didn't get
He'll always be dead in our hearts ❤️
shit socky you're late get out there
Giuliani was actually speeding to the White House to serve as Dave
I think when it happens we should call it “congestive heart success”
as much as our hopes and dreams were crushed this morning, at least we can console ourselves knowing that so we’re jd vance’s
the fun's never over, it's just that the funnest day is yet to come
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
I wouldn't even put that baby in the dishwasher. Handwash only for that showpiece
I am getting hopes up but not because i know anything. Just because it's fun
okay what had happened was
it must be, that's gotta be only a couple of gallons or uhhh some amount of litres
whoa we don't have quick selection here
you can say no to anyone who doesn't have a warrant signed by a judge. art theft investigators are likely just PIs
Correct on both counts!
That book rules and he's right, vikings *are* fun
he attacked someone for referring to tudor-style houses built in ohio in the 1920s as "old"
that's gotta be at least four doors
the denizens of the boonies are going to have to stop abusing and attacking out-of-towners and those dread foreigners if they want anyone to stick around and work those jobs
"I am so smart I have a toddler's level of skill at parsing context dohohoho" top ten worst type of post
WOW EVERYBODY GET A LOAD OF THIS GUYS DICK
Facebook Marketplace Should Be Deleted (Taylor's Version)
you seem deeply fucking stupid!
Here’s what the Taylor swift and Travis kelce engagement taught me about B2B sales:
pictured: why
Brittany Mahomes texting "bachelorette party!!!" into an abyss so dark and deep it sucks in the surrounding light
at least they don't live together
bronze statue of that 'stache
I know he's not (likely to ever be) eligible for the Hall but I really have to hand it to Trent Grisham
There should be a mustache division in the Hall
sliding you an open bag of chips and a list of retired Cubs players
College brochures always like
"Basket Ball--The New Craze for Athletic Young Women," New York Journal, May 17, 1896.
there's no such thing as introverts or extroverts. you're just a weird bigot with bad social skills, hth
I dunno, maybe "that outgroup you dislike is trying to kill you" isn't the message we need right now
I collect these
he was defending him as "streaky" during that clownshow yesterday
the handsomeness to skill ratio is way out of whack
the internet is great at suddenly forcing to interact with the worst person you've ever imagined
don't force strangers into a conversation about rape. that shouldn't need to be said
you dropped a fucking rape fantasy into my day like the psychotic bigot you are because critical thinking gets your big lumpy white ass all full of farts
people will scream about trigger warnings all day long and then drop a fucking rape fantasy in a stranger's replies on a friday afternoon
society: has a problem white liberals: what if we dehumanized everybody about it and then screamed at anyone who objects to being dehumanized
@wafflicious.bsky.social may everything we wish upon jk rowling be visited upon you for your psychotic bullshit ❤️
I love it when random assholes online start screaming at me about rape like it's the boogeyman and not a real thing a total stranger might actually have experienced
once again, totebag bigots, the correct response to one uncomfy situation is to buckle up your feelsie weelsies and treat people like individuals, not declare blanket bans on language that anime avs can scream at strangers about
what the utter goddamn fucking hell is wrong with you. this is the biggest "so you hate waffles?" reply I have ever seen although shit I guess I do hate one waffle now! go back to being the shifty insane white bitch black mothers warn their children about, cac
you people care so much more about compiling evidence to convince each other to say you're good than you ever have about actually doing good
and you know what, Whites: most indiginous Americans call themselves "Indians." it's not their problem that you cemented a misnomer in your own language. Nothing in English is the right name anyway. The entire drive to make a collective term for a whole continent of people is your need, not theirs
white shitlibs getting together in a conference room and deciding they've solved language for everyone, that they know what people want to be called better than the people themselves - that's just trad bullshit in a different haircut
I'm not Latina but everyone I know who is fucking *hates* "latinx." being too lazy and ignorant and cowardly and colonizer-brained to bother learning spanish genders is not allyship. we already had a nonbinary version - it's "Latine"
and "birthing person" sucks especially. trying to turn "mother" into a slur because some infinitesimally tiny percentage of men who give birth might feel excluded. if a man's doing something traditionally feminine don't call him a woman about it, how about that. blanket bans are a bad tool
I don't play the minority card often but phrasing like this genuinely is a red flag. White people who are this squeamish can't be trusted. No one who's actually in a disadvantaged position has ever been soothed by some totebag euphemism. yall burn energy debating search terms instead of helping
Bicycle
the thing about this map is that it reveals that yankees fandom is the american default, to which local sentiment naturally returns in the absence of a local team. as a lifelong yankees hater i take no pleasure in reporting this, but the data is the data
Nowadays being on the phone just makes you racist and/or sad.
"Because I'm not a rap-"
they should have gone to jail just for the stupidity of letting their child be interviewed about their lie
remember when somebody farted in the interview
bedtime is bullshit, as well
are you also an antivaxxer like taylor is?
oh no what happened
bonk that bad man amdo
yeah he's just being a dick
Bring Back Onion Sports Network You Coward
My name is Alex Ham and I'm here to say I'm gonna lose a duel in a major way
"do a sooie" a helpful suggestion for how someone might take direct action to improve material conditions in your posting experience #tiktoktionary
"do a sooie" a helpful suggestion for how someone might take direct action to improve material conditions in your posting experience #tiktoktionary
gen x was a mistake
Okay, so the people concerned dark romance was doing to women what porn does to men *might* have had a point.
I actually wanna know tho
my friends have you heard the good word about Long Beach Airport
They were all on vacation!!
what is your theory?
vice principal of bluesky over here, wrangling the spacebar like a bucking bronco
the unfamiliar texture you're complaining about with Popeyes is seasoning, mayo homunculus
the post you and your two-inch dick are trying to sass was sarcastic. log off until you develop reading comprehension
i will fight for the right of anyone to not read my posts ❤️
read posts before you reply to them
I mean, there's murderers running around right now and so far you're fine
please don't amplify that anti-vaxxer. she's killing people.
the latest version of chatgpt prioritizes making paragraphs all the same length for "readability." dead giveaway
"I wouldn't have expected his rhetoric to be as divisive as it is sometimes" sure isn't "I disagree with his rhetoric."
FYI, if you're concerned about all of the mRNA vaccine misinformation spreading everywhere, it's a good idea to stop sharing Taylor Lorenz as a source on anything, because it's inadvertently helping legitimize the wildly unscientific mRNA vaccine misinformation she keeps posting.
that smarmy tone lets all us coloreds know you aren't a real ally hth
too bad you don't understand how to tell if someone is replying to you
good job understanding the post
WOW BECKY UR SO DEEP
randy johnson's daughter tags posts with him #birdkiller
okay well peanut I'm a "successful insurgent" and you're just some dumb asshole farting out his mouth hole so I don't really care what you're *certain* about go to a protest that doesn't have any npr totebags at it and see what you learn about the world
what are you talking about? it's not conventioneers in the streets when shit goes down, it's people. citizens of the occupied city. do you think the people who set fire to that waymo in LA all had beto o'rourke tees on?