MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
In his Oval Office address on political violence, Trump lists the attempt on his life, the Scalise shooting, and attacks on ICE agents. He does not mention Jan 6th, the attack on the Pelosi family, the Hortman murders, the kidnapping attempt on Gretchen Whitmer, or the fire at Gov Shapiro’s house.
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
Wasn't he a Bookseller?
This frickin' offense can't put up crooked numbers to save its life. #Vubs
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social I'm sure you've seen this, but if not...
GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.
so his argument is that someone used an autopen to forge a private birthday card in 2003 to frame then real estate guy donald trump?
When people say "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear." the correct response is: "I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."
The Department of Homeland Security cowardly pushed people around at the Portland protest.
It’s the condescending “darling” for me
“Are you considering starting an undeclared war to desperately shift the narrative from a failing economy and your personal involvement in sex trafficking”
You may claim to be grumpy, but at this stage and given my expectations this is boundless optimism.
a friend and I went downtown this evening to scream in the streets with thousands of our neighbors. @theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches
Watch Kurosawa's instead. My ★★½ review of Highest 2 Lowest on Letterboxd boxd.it/aZMeBl
This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law. May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
"Kyle Tucker still has a calf and..." Thank goodness! He'd definitely be out for the season without at least one.
the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.
WTAF.
this is fucking ridiculous and you should be embarrassed reporting it #aifraud
HE CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S A CREATION OF CONGRESS. WHY CAN'T YOU REPORT FACTS, New York Times?
Can we please understand what is happening? He is disarming us as a prelude to our extermination. And making us mentally unfit to own firearms as a matter of law will exclude us from all manner of legal rights. www.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...
I love criminal defense.
Lawyers for a man charged with assaulting a D.C. police officer say he can't face a federal assault charge because the officer wasn't assisting federal agents Trump deployed to D.C. but rather those agents were assisting him.
little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game
Timeline cleanse
Rand Paul: "The reason we have trials & we don't automatically assume guilt is what if we make a mistake and they happen to be people fleeing the Venezuelan dictator? ... off our coast it isn't our policy just to blow people up ... even the worst people in our country, they still get a trial."
*I eat half a "Party Size" bag of tortilla chips* "God, I hate myself. I'm so gross. I gotta change things up." *I eat half a "Party Size" bag of tortilla chips but dip the chips in hummus first* "I am the healthiest snacker there is. Such a good boy I am."
Given Justice Jackson's recent dissent, I think this particular shot lands even harder than the one Rick quoted
Ouch SCOTUS
Nice
No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba https://theonion.com/no-area-53-year-old-would-not-like-his-drink-with-boba/
Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson era has begun in Chapel Hill
BREAKING: Judge Charles Breyer finds that the Trump administration violated the Posse Comitatus Act by using the military for domestic law enforcement purpose in Los Angeles. He enjoins further violations of the Posse Comitatus Act ⬇️ storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Nice
People obsessed with this country's "heritage" are violently opposed to ever actually addressing its real heritage, so all they're left with are consumerism and symbols chosen for their plausible deniability. Imagine claiming the Cracker Barrel logo as your birthright.
OW fuck
with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood
The Marlon Wayans quote is apparently fake, but this is nice
Alexis de Tocqueville's best-known work was his classic study "Democracy in America," analyzing our living standards and system of government during his travels here He noted America's cash bail system was aristocratic horseshit way back in *1835* 190 years ago:
We are not.
Michael Palin is right. You guys are projecting a shit-ton onto him, and you're not reading his quote in context. Python struggled to get LIFE OF BRIAN made at all for the exact reason he said... people went apeshit on them. He didn't say you shouldn't make it.
Middle finger came out and camera operator moved with the quickness 😂
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Inside of you are two tacos.
I can
How many Democrats were among the "key lawmakers," Steve? HOW MANY
How far into it do we finally hear the isolated solo?
You probably had about 700 images to choose from for this one!
One-pager from YOUNG ROMANCE #203, DC Comics, 1975. Hey girls! Here's a poem if your high school teacher is molesting you! Clip and save! Yike. No info on the writer. Jerry Grandenetti art, of course.
Loved this series! 1963! ta da. (IIRC)
The only good use of ChatGPT.
The Four-Body Problem.
The Four-Body Problem.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
6/20.
You shouldn't have written this article. Don't give either idiot more air.
Andy Pages homers (23) on a fly ball to left field. Michael Conforto scores.
As you watch the extraordinary spectacle of Trump's government attempting to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda, let's not lose sight of just how lawless and indefensible Trump's misconduct has been all throughout. Here's a thread recapping all of it. 1/
I never understood the first two lines before!
The Mule still sucks. #Foundation
Like George Burns?
Hitler’s Invasion of Poland Distraction From Important Issues Addressed In Munich Agreement
if jd vance calls you a fucking out of touch elitist for saying "lgbtq" then the correct response is not "yes sir i'll say faggot next time" it's to call him a fancy ass yale motherfucker and say you'll use whatever words you want
The second paragraph sounds like Trump.
Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD
I wonder if Fox Mulder has died of ____________________ yet.
X-Files: The stand-alone episodes are the strongest. Fringe: The conspiracy episodes are the strongest.
#IncreaseABand The Who, What, When, Where, Why, How, and How Much
Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation
So shines a good deed in a weary world.
My “my pedophilia alibi is herself a pedophile” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
My all-time favorite TV show, as a matter of fact
I didn’t have an inappropriate relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and I knew nothing of his crimes. It’s all right here in this redacted transcript of an interview my lawyer conducted with an alleged perjurer right before she was moved to a nicer prison.
Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political. Two genders - male, and political. Two religions - Christian, and political. Two races - white, and political.
Also a bit of Arrested Development.
I've been thinking of subscribing to you for a while. I just did a free subscription at Substack. When you migrate to Ghost, I'll upgrade to paid. Looking forward to reading your stuff!
There have been some very scathing dissents over the years, but I can't think of one where the accusation is so bluntly made that the majority is a bunch of partisan hacks who are politically subservient to a president.
Finally watched the first season of #TheBearFX. Really ends on a #SurfDracula moment.
The occasional of James Dobson's death is a good time for this quote.
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
I am deeply immersed in cultural taboos against speaking ill of the recently dead, in with that in mind, I will note that James Dobson showed unwavering devotion and perseverance, more specifically in fighting against AIDS relief and social acceptance of gay human beings.
Hell this morning has another deeply surprised soul
Any of Frederick Douglass's autobiographies would be a good start. In the one I read, written before the end of slavery, he withheld the facts about how he escaped because he didn't want authorities in the South to know any of the methods of escape.
Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.
2025 Cam Smith bWAR: 1.5 2025 Matt Shaw bWAR: 2.4
In case anyone cares: 2025 Matt Shaw bWAR: 2.4 2025 Cam Smith bWAR: 1.5 #Cubs
Robespierre 1 Imports 