Ahead of schedule on the Alabama derangement timeline already
Ahead of schedule on the Alabama derangement timeline already
Its pretty funny the chart guys can’t figure that birth control is the cause when there are very few clearer charts than US fertility rate with Griswold v Connecticut noted on it
He didn’t do that by winning over rural voters
I think Obama was pretty good at communicating and it didn’t work
I don’t think Peter Thiel and the bougie trans lawyer are similar in any way
Jesus Christ
This has also given me a new favorite screenshot
I’m starting to think people don’t know what autism is
That’s the side of the ball he gave to his kid I think his gf is running the offense
I think conflating higher ed and science might be the fundamental problem here
I don’t even think that would satisfy them. They think colleges are woke indoctrination centers (they aren’t) and won’t be happy until college is an anti-woke indoctrination center
I think the ivies should do a better job identifying talented students who’s whole life wasn’t designed to get into an ivy but the ivies aren’t the entirety of higher ed, one freshman class at UCF is probably bigger than all the ivies combined
You aren’t going to satisfy conservatives because they don’t want to be satisfied. The average person doesn’t give a shit about PhD research they just want a school they can afford that will get their kid a job
This is a good example of something well meaning people need to stop doing. “Trust” in higher ed hasn’t declined. To the extent normal ppl have complaints with it it’s just that it costs too much and conservative complaints aren’t in good faith
The onion should try hiring people that are funny and/or not chronically cynical
Biden seems fine tbqh
What about the “escalation option” of invading Taiwan?
Very few red flags as consistent as using your first initial
Just once I wish someone would come down with pro-Democrat internet brain poisoning. It’s always either Kennerly’s kind where you hate the democrats all day long for clout or Schatz’s kind where you start handing it to republicans
Let’s get mad about Steve Grossman’s posts (or lack there of idk)
I think there's a very big dynamic here where bar owners wanted bars open to not go bankrupt and school "owners" are the government and their employees wanted to stay closed to not die. Quite literally doing popularism and... everyone hating the end result
Ok relax no one was saying teachers didn’t work
Aside from that teachers were getting paid regardless of whether schools were open or not while bartenders and line cooks were not unless they were working
It’s comforting to tell yourself this but it’s just not true. A lot of people just don’t care and aren’t interested in voting
At least die another day was fun even if it was very stupid
This probably isn’t that controversial but No Time to Die was an abomination
Seems misleading it’s called live mas instead of live siempre
The affair wasn’t even known in 1984!
Kamala Harris probably would have done this too right?
Home schooling is one of the few things these days where proponents and opponents completely agree on its purpose
Deciding which of your two golf shirts to wear is time wasted that could have been spent grinding in the facility
I want to buy this but Gruden is the kind of Football Guy that only owns one set of clothing for every occasion
The most garishly rich guy we have to offer goes to Blorpo County tells them their town is a fucking dump and they’re dumb hogs getting taken advantage of and they vote for him in unprecedented numbers
A lot of people were really committed to idea that Dems are a bunch of overly paternalist, limousine liberals looking down their nose at Real Americans and somehow that idea has survived contact with Donald Trump winning all the Real Americans
Hate to be the one to tell you this but we all know about your lackluster scythe
I mean the most prominent conspiracy theory hinges on him not being sufficiently pro Vietnam war
Unfortunately the Big Guy is alive but Bama getting dog walked isn’t a terrible consolation
Watching Bama
Are we talking current Heupel or OU Heupel?
Just saw the worst commercial I’ve seen: AI Noah on the ark vlogging about how great 4Patriots emergency meal kits are
That’s a very mean thing to say about a young man
Texas and Ohio State should try scoring points imho
I've said this before but the idea John Fetterman got bonked on the head with a bowling ball like Fred Flintstone and instantly changed every political position he held is pure cope from people who refuse to accept any responsibility for being suckered in by big stronk man populist dipshittery
Blue MAGAs gonna hallucinate the president is dead every time he’s not heard or seen for 72 hours and looks like a rotting corpse
Of course this wet blanket works with Ezra Klein
Palestinians make up 0.06% of the world population
This is a real contender for one the dumbest posts I’ve ever seen
Enormous indictment of Gen Z men that their hero is a 48 year old that tries different pizzas
48 year old man lol
Trump’s death raises new concerns about Biden’s health
I don’t think living under the freeway is better than a shelter
Again you seem to think they just show up one day unannounced and take people’s things which isn’t how it works
Yeah this is where these conversations normally end up: every possible solution is bad except the one that lets people live under the freeway
A big part of these sweeps is trying to connect people with state resources. And no you aren’t trespassing until someone asks you to leave which is why these camps exist for years
How’s it solved by letting a guy live under the freeway
You were the one that suggested it was a money problem
A shelter
California spends a ton on homeless shelters and services
If they did these sweeps with no notice and without providing state resources to help these people you might have a point
It’s not, in fact, the only way for people to live
Trespassing is a crime. I hope this helps you figure this out
Whether or not they clear the encampments has nothing to do with whether it is a crime to be homeless that’s not how laws work
The article doesn’t say anything about arresting anyone
Oh okay
Hmm don’t think that’s how it works
Nominee for what
Clearing homeless encampments isn’t “criminalizing homelessness” either
I might buy it if it wasn’t applied so selectively
BUT the users of this website will feel a slight serotonin hit so who’s to say
A shutdown won’t result in any meaningful concessions by the GOP, Trump will still fund stuff he likes while using it as an excuse to eliminate stuff he doesn’t and the media will eventually both sides it into a “those clowns in Congress” thing
This fucking subhead
“Why won’t the Dems just shutdown the government?!? Certainly they would not be blamed for it”
I don’t think this is particularly important or harmful my beef is with people that pretend no one uses it
This is the most insane block I’ve ever caught
I don’t think “haha I only said it to trigger you” is particularly exculpatory no
It’s a relatively popular streaming show that still is watched less than greys anatomy reruns
Remember when we had that big conversation about how no one actually uses dumb activist language
Or even just ruin their career
Vance won’t have fans like Trump does which changes the whole ballgame
Liberal New York Times defenders where you at?
Would have been cool if they’d mobilized people against Donald Trump
Finally a good use for AI
I think we build hospitals in the United States too
I think we’ve built a lot of hospitals. Probably why we have 2.5 times as many hospital beds per capita as Mexico
Also their president seems great but Mexico has a lot of really significant problems that we don’t so idk that I’m really envious of them
On substance, the first three are enumerated powers of the president so I don’t think this is a great list
You couldn’t just type this? You don’t own a pen and pad? You had to use AI for this why
I’m not reading anything with a cover photo with “govenment bereaucracy” in it
Usually when people say the constitution isn’t a suicide pact it’s usually not this literal
