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Todd Dillard

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“Ways We Vanish” from Okay Donkey, “Ragnarök at the Father Daughter Dance” from Variant, poetry editor of The Boiler, poems in Threepenny, Southern Review, APR, HAD, etc.

created July 3, 2023

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thanks to everyone who has liked and shared this so far! reposting for those who may have missed it last night

3/9/2025, 1:48:33 PM | 32 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aaron!

3/9/2025, 5:15:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you!!!!!!

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Profile picture alina pleskova (@alinapleskova.bsky.social) reposted

to which i say, !!!!!!!!

3/9/2025, 2:34:25 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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been really enjoying Saunders's "A Swim in a Pond in the Rain" for its mix of explication and its tremendous voice actors reading the short stories Saunders is discussing

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I am So Proud and also I am Not O K lollllll

3/9/2025, 2:26:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have so many feelings about this and I don't know any of their names; time keeps being tectonic, like nothing is happening, and then--

3/9/2025, 2:26:32 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my toddler's first day of school was today and someone at the school snagged a photo of him and his big sister walking hand in hand through the school doors and I think if I was a museum this photo would be in the lobby and 12 stories tall

3/9/2025, 2:23:01 PM | 90 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Even his bad dreams about his job in the ‘90s are precious to me." my heart

3/9/2025, 2:21:33 PM | 30 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh gosh this is so wonderful and I am so flattered!!! I love your work so much!!!

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thanks to everyone who has liked and shared this so far! reposting for those who may have missed it last night

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a brief summary of writing life

a cat popping it’s head up through a cutout of a dining table. There’s a picture of the table and cat, a closeup of the cat peering through the table, and a picture of a hand holding a lid to close up the hole. The shot of the table is labeled “my work,” the shot of the closeup of the cat is labeled “this one totally unnecessary but beautiful part I adore,” and the hand holding the lid poised to close up the hole is labeled “editors.”
2/9/2025, 4:06:15 PM | 85 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am so sorry Nicole <3 <3 <3

3/9/2025, 11:41:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyla Houbolt (@luaz.bsky.social) reposted

A heartbreaker, this is. ❤️‍🩹 🙌

3/9/2025, 6:25:20 AM | 13 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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oooooOOOoo that is lovely!!!! one of Val’s friends lives up y’all’s way so I am hoping we will get to see y’all in the next few years!!!

3/9/2025, 2:50:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hiiiii happy you’re getting a break ☺️ (also just happy when you pop up on my TL)

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thank you!!!

3/9/2025, 2:10:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is so kind thank you

3/9/2025, 12:44:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Dillard (@toddedillard.bsky.social) reply parent

thanks Anna!!!

2/9/2025, 11:54:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you!!!

2/9/2025, 11:50:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰

2/9/2025, 11:24:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you again Jane!!!

2/9/2025, 10:18:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jane Zwart (she/her) (@janezwart.bsky.social) reposted

Todd Dillard takes me out at the knees again and again, and it's just what I needed pretty much every single time.

2/9/2025, 10:06:06 PM | 38 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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💜💜💜

2/9/2025, 9:48:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Dillard (@toddedillard.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you Erik!!

2/9/2025, 9:48:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks!! I’ve really internalized the @benkline.bsky.social -ism of the “knife line” and how you can make even the quotidian fraught with a sudden shift. also hats off to him for being this poem’s first editor.

2/9/2025, 9:45:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫂

2/9/2025, 9:43:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks!!! the poem actually was pushed back to the fall issue and I was so happy because of this!!!

2/9/2025, 9:42:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you Kathy!!!

2/9/2025, 9:42:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kathy Fish (@kathyfish.bsky.social) reposted

Wow....

2/9/2025, 9:32:44 PM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks Matt!!! I am so happy

2/9/2025, 9:22:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am so thrilled to share this issue with the brilliance of folks like @janezwart.bsky.social and Robert Pinsky!

2/9/2025, 9:07:46 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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my issue of Threepenny is here! here’s my poem “Present Tense,” I would love for you to give it a read! “I know this so loudly I don’t hear, at first, my father’s silence.”

Present Tense by Todd Dillard My father’s telling me about his dog, how it fell into a well when they were walking down a wooded path. His dog ran across some rotted planks, the planks splintered, “And whoosh!” my father says. “No more dog.” I look at the clock and remind my father it’s three A.M. “I’m not finished,” he says. He tells me about the rope he bought, the bucket, how he knotted the rope to the bucket, lowered it down, and yelled for the dog to get in. “But all I pulled up was more barking.” “Dad,” I say. “This never happened.” He says he can’t remember how long he tried to get the dog to shimmy into the bucket. Just that at some point when the sky turned tawny—“Dad—“ as a pitcher of sweet tea—“Dad—“ he decided to give up. “Dad,” I say. “It’s late. I’m tired. And you’re dead.” “Dammit, son,” my father says. “Let me finish!” My father tells me about filling the bucket with dirt and pouring the dirt into the well. And I know what he’s getting at, I know he’s going to tell me bucket by bucket he filled the well and the dog jumped out. He’s going to say something about how the dog led him home through the dark. I know this so loudly I don’t hear, at first, my father’s silence. “Dad?” I say. “Dad, are you there?” I keep lowering the bucket but all I ever pull up are leaves. Red leaves. Lately, some gold.
2/9/2025, 9:06:45 PM | 318 81 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!!! I’m eagerly awaiting for my copy to come in the mail believe me 😅

2/9/2025, 8:18:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonderful Jane!!!

2/9/2025, 8:14:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jane Zwart (she/her) (@janezwart.bsky.social) reposted

Thank you to Wendy Lesser for making a spot for "Being and Time" (my poem, not Heidegger's treatise) in Threepenny Review. Extra happy because my poem gets to hang out with one by @toddedillard.bsky.social.

See a more accessible version at https://www.threepennyreview.com/being-and-time/
2/9/2025, 7:45:54 PM | 40 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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a brief summary of writing life

a cat popping it’s head up through a cutout of a dining table. There’s a picture of the table and cat, a closeup of the cat peering through the table, and a picture of a hand holding a lid to close up the hole. The shot of the table is labeled “my work,” the shot of the closeup of the cat is labeled “this one totally unnecessary but beautiful part I adore,” and the hand holding the lid poised to close up the hole is labeled “editors.”
2/9/2025, 4:06:15 PM | 85 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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nature poets thanking the source of their inspiration

Tiger Woods shaking hands with a man who is almost entirely behind a tree such that the man’s extended arm (the only part of him visible) looks like the tree’s hand extending from the trunk
2/9/2025, 3:57:47 PM | 81 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh that is a great idea

2/9/2025, 11:29:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Neighbor Gary

2/9/2025, 1:42:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got it! lol

2/9/2025, 1:31:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah in TX we’d say “we have ourselves a situation” but it’d be pronounced like sitchee ayshun

2/9/2025, 1:13:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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situation? (I don't get it??) I was thinking of a silly pun for The Citadel, a prime location in the ME series (I failed)

2/9/2025, 12:47:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you call that thing where you tell a singer she needs to take a break The "sit, Adelle" (sorry this is so bad)

2/9/2025, 12:31:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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omg Premee I am just seeing this and I am so sorry hoping they’re home soon and sending you lots of love ❤️❤️❤️❤️

1/9/2025, 9:30:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alina pleskova (@alinapleskova.bsky.social) reposted

philly is the center of the known universe & i missed hosting a reading series, so here we are 🥁 very excited to share the first event for the TRACK CHANGES series ft. special visitor @niina.bsky.social + local fave @olgamikolaivna.bsky.social on Oct. 7! 🎟️ tickets & info: bit.ly/45RFbxM

Flyer for Track Changes reading, listening, and conversation series on Oct 7 ft. Niina Pollari and Olga Mikolaivna at the Pen & Pencil Club in Philly
27/8/2025, 7:38:27 PM | 29 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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still totally unreal

my name among the list of contributors for the newest issue of The Threepenny Review
1/9/2025, 7:12:27 PM | 123 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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daughter made lemonade for a lemonade stand but she only made enough for one pitcher so she sold out in about eight minutes and then all our neighbors came by to support her and she had to turn them away 🤣😭

1/9/2025, 6:34:51 PM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“your skinny jeans are appropriating my culture” is so funny

1/9/2025, 4:50:30 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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truly had the most stupendous luck that day, looking back I had zero idea how anything worked; you make it in NY by dumb luck and listening to the ppl who yell at you

1/9/2025, 3:53:15 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when I moved to NY I remember this guy in a beamer yelling at me to pull over and he stopped me from doing this. I backed up illegally, took a random turn, got lost for two hours, found the place, dropped the truck off, then got on the first bus I saw which deposited me 2 blocks from my new place

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(we have a giant hutch at the foot of our bed and he was rooting around for a blanket and didn’t know it would close that loudly)

1/9/2025, 1:38:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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today I discovered the scariest silence in the world is the ellipses between a THUMP upstairs and your toddler shouting “I’m OK!!!”

1/9/2025, 1:37:29 AM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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anyone can have an idea for a novel. but writing a novel? anyone can do that too. all you need to do is get creative. for example, create a new meaning for “writing a novel.” like “making a sandwich.” “writing is not writing,” you wisely whisper, reaching for the sourdough.

1/9/2025, 12:33:42 AM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Ways Things Vanish” From “Ways We Vanish” by Todd Dillard

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maybe because my youngest’s school orientation is this week but I am once again thinking of this parent who showed up to my daughter’s pre-k orientation in a Qanon t-shirt

31/8/2025, 12:43:57 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember this book people were raving about years ago and the MC’s dad’s job was literally just that he worked in a factory “moving boxes,” the most inane, laziest swipe to get some blue collar clout imaginable. Never despised a book so quickly before.

31/8/2025, 12:41:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went through this. I realized the thing I needed to quit was “the point,” not the poetry. I’ve come to believe (or hope?) these crises are growing pains…

30/8/2025, 6:52:07 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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have you ever encountered a beauty so rare, so limned with light, yet also poised in a singular moment wrought with little more than your held breath and compelled witnessing, such that you feel what drams of agnosticism that have puddled in your soul suddenly evaporate

my black cat curled up asleep on a white couch my black cat curled up asleep on a white couch
30/8/2025, 6:15:20 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom McIntire (@tommcintireartist.bsky.social) reposted

love love love

30/8/2025, 3:40:25 PM | 11 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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saw a video where Trey Parker talked about how stories built on “and then, and then” are boring, but stories built on “therefore” and “but” are much more compelling (I too am trying to teach my nine year old about writing)

30/8/2025, 3:07:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I am discovering a bedbug where there should be a lake” !!!

Tom Walsh Ersatz Amour turning a strand of your hair in my fingers had the certainty of a penny clicking in a street gutter. I am thinking of a broken-down blue door in a flop house. I am kicking a foot through a car window. I am discovering a bedbug where there should be a lake I will take your hair and kiss it with my trembling lips No, I am climbing out a window, I am not even with you
30/8/2025, 1:10:28 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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hard not to imagine him popping up tomorrow seemingly fine to announce that Death is the new Secretary of Agriculture

30/8/2025, 3:47:24 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what the internet was made for

29/8/2025, 10:46:46 PM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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that “your” is probably one of my stronger enjambments, I do some of my best work when I collaborate with Three Beers

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so THIS is why I have two wolves inside me...

29/8/2025, 10:17:26 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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found this poem in a 2018 file in my notes app

Wolf Confessions You are what you eat Which is why I am your grandmother
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poet at their day job

a pack of blood hounds looking left and grouped within them is a single fox
29/8/2025, 9:58:22 PM | 56 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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technically Aiiiiiiiiiii is the sound of someone falling off a cliff

29/8/2025, 5:35:22 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when I say I need to work from home this is one of the reasons

toasted sour dough slices topped with alternating green and yellow heirloom tomoatos with a sprinkle of red onion and fresh basil and topped with salt, pepper, and paprika; beneath that is a dijon spread made with white wine vinegar dijon mustard and olive oil and some mayo too; also in the picture is a fresca and a jar of zinnias from my garden
29/8/2025, 3:57:41 PM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!!!!!

29/8/2025, 2:56:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Day 29 of the #sealeychallenge August 29th- Ragnarok at the Father-Daughter Dance, Todd Dillard Not only is this @variantlit.bsky.social collection beautiful, but the poems inside have humor and heft in a way that many poets strive for but don’t quite reach @toddedillard.bsky.social

The cover of the Todd Dillard book Ragnarok at the father daughter dance I Scrubbed Blood from the Walls and unscrewed cell bars from ceilings at my new job as a haunted house cleaner that November after you died. Where lightning pummeled breath into corpse lungs, I detongued exam tables of their leather straps, I broke down plasma lamps, broomed away clouds of spider webs. No more screams, just the roar of vacuums and carpet shampooers lowing as claw mark stickers curled like leeches in their bucket. Fresh paint, new furniture, Clorox wipes where witches once dragged fingers and of course I thought:
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“There was a goat’s head talking shit in a tree”

29/8/2025, 2:10:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck haha

29/8/2025, 2:04:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sorry I am just using words like "raveled" and "cloy" this morning and exorcising my silly in a skeet

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writing lyrically during the end times my sadness vanishes when my poem rhymes why read the news when I can read "Song" petrichor and cleave cannot be that wrong

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I think I like my poems best when they’re almost done, when they’re one or two lines away from being finished, and we’ve really gotten to know each other, our foibles and charms and eccentricities. honestly why should I change anything

29/8/2025, 3:23:59 AM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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another banger opener novel found in the wild bsky.app/profile/lumb...

28/8/2025, 4:41:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my daughter is carrying this around the house and is so proud, friendly reminder you can make art for fun, you can be silly and creative and it is an easy way to find capital J Joy

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for anyone interested this is where I got the idea, there's a template you can use too (I did not use the template bc I don't have a printer and tbh guessed what I should do and it came out great anyway) www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYv...

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Profile picture Blue Heron Farm (@blueheronfarm.bsky.social) reposted

I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.

The caption says it's Willow Creek Jasper, but it looks like meat and pickles and onions and sauce on a flatbread
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Profile picture Todd Dillard (@toddedillard.bsky.social) reply parent

I would love that!!! I did this based on a video I saw on YouTube and the guy has templates he uses (I didn’t use his bc I don’t have a printer so this one is a bit of freehand creativity) so it’s possible 👀

28/8/2025, 1:55:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is just card stock paper and markers and a Sharpie and glue/tape, we are hoping to make a small village

28/8/2025, 1:45:06 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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me and my kid built a house today 💪

an orange paper house with a blue roof and sun flowers growing out front an orange paper house with an open back door and a blue roof and a black cat pawing at a bird house as a red bird returns to it
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I always just read it as bare feet walking, and the sound a foot makes walking versus a shoe or boot

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she sees a fiery redhead in real life and screams FAAAAAAKE!!!!

27/8/2025, 6:46:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shannon every time I read "not to center my own experience" i start cracking up again 😂

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I'm so used to "it's a hate crime to be mean to me, the poet child of a weapons manufacturer" discourse that I forgot writer discourse can be funny sometimes

27/8/2025, 5:44:21 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I laughed at that too!! haha

27/8/2025, 5:40:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's lovely we've gathered here today to recognize how "pad" has a stronger use in books where people sometimes turn into animals

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"robots write badly therefore bad writing is done by robots" - this person, just before dumping a bucket of water on a workshopper's head

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I know I shouldn't laugh but "'She padded across the floor,' for example. That would be okay in a shifter romance but humans don't 'pad.'" is sending me

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Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

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wow, ok, I just think it’s deeply offensive of you to “want to be treated like a person” and “use the mute button” when I have already decided you are just a square box and an online photo and therefore I get to say whatever I want as rudely as possible

27/8/2025, 2:20:50 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this photo is stunning???? did you match your couch to your cat’s eyes???? also love your handle

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Profile picture Todd Dillard (@toddedillard.bsky.social) reply parent

"but there's a bad typo!!!!!!!!" yeah well Chaucer wrote a lot of fart jokes????

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Profile picture Todd Dillard (@toddedillard.bsky.social)

honestly have never cared about travis kelce but I think the joyful post about feeding a squirrel after midnight he wrote as a 22 year old college football player is lovely

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Profile picture Todd Dillard (@toddedillard.bsky.social) reply parent

but yes, have a nice day

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Profile picture Todd Dillard (@toddedillard.bsky.social) reply parent

don't correct me about things I said your not knowing me is why you don't know that I believe my reading and my writing practices are deeply entwined you had no context about me because you didn't bother to look, you just saw an opportunity I am telling you to stop doing this bc it doesn't work

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Profile picture Todd Dillard (@toddedillard.bsky.social) reply parent

inserting a pitch to buy your book into my early morning ruminations about writing will not generate a sale, I am sorry. whoever told you this is a worthwhile strategy was wrong. honest engagement and community building *is* *a* way to go about this, but it's a lot harder than random posts.

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