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Noga Beans

@toddsleaving.bsky.social

For an urban boy on a dirty tour, I never felt so clean… 🟥⬜️⬛️🟨

created November 5, 2024

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Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Hate the story but love Eun!

30/8/2025, 10:19:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 1:03:47 PM | 37174 11664 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gayton Gomez (@gpgomez.bsky.social) reposted

So if you assault an officer with a flagpole, taser or bear spray, you get praised and might even get the Air Force to honor you. But if you throw a sandwich at an officer, they keep trying to come up with new charges for you when the grand jury tells you to fuck off with the felony charges.

29/8/2025, 12:22:24 AM | 790 195 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. What a masterful working charade she's pulled off that I think this dude is gonna end....

26/8/2025, 10:08:26 PM | 34 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

+1

19/8/2025, 4:25:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

that summit could've been an email

15/8/2025, 11:12:36 PM | 24742 3857 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted

There would be an immediate cease fire if Russia immediately ceases firing.

15/8/2025, 1:05:43 AM | 25203 4897 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted

Every activated Guardsman has a family, a job, school, or something that they are leaving to do their duty. It’s one thing when it’s a war… or a real mass civil disturbance, which those only last a few days. But to rip these people from their lives for a show… is awful.

12/8/2025, 1:11:27 PM | 25934 6731 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Teddy 2.0!

7/8/2025, 3:15:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

#TFK - make it trend!

6/8/2025, 4:00:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Eric Scannell (@pauleric70.bsky.social) reposted

I Love Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚜️💙⚜️🤍⚜️

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2/8/2025, 11:41:54 PM | 180 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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1/8/2025, 9:57:56 PM | 16774 5309 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social)

42… and no interest to visit half of them…

31/7/2025, 3:41:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad he’s dead.

27/7/2025, 1:21:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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26/7/2025, 1:20:40 AM | 27851 5979 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

I want one!

25/7/2025, 9:34:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RummyOG (@rummyog.bsky.social) reposted

That South Park episode, you guys

25/7/2025, 12:46:31 AM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no. It’s not a terminal condition, is it?

17/7/2025, 7:06:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Walsh (@walshfreedom.bsky.social) reposted

It’s a given Trump is lying bcuz he always lies, so there are only 3 possibilities. 1) Bongino, Patel, Bondi & the rest were lying about Epstein for the past few yrs, and now they know the truth. 2) Trump is a pedophile. 3) Both. 1 & 2 are both super believable, so 3 is most likely.

14/7/2025, 11:28:15 AM | 689 127 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Nemo me impune lacessit…

12/7/2025, 11:38:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

🔥🔥🔥

12/7/2025, 9:49:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Useless lazy government employee…

12/7/2025, 11:24:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Tsunami

11/7/2025, 10:19:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Garbage in, garbage out.

9/7/2025, 1:01:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

No different than Congress. Bucking MAGA is career suicide which is far worst than losing in a general election. The self-preservation is the main ingredient that's baked into the cake. I'd be shocked if this wasn't the case...

8/7/2025, 5:10:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous ⩜ (@youranona.bsky.social) reposted

The ultimate betrayal stings like a hidden blade. DOJ’s Epstein memo is a shameless whitewash, denying a client list or murder. It’s a grotesque curtain drawn over elite corruption, shielding predators while justice bleeds out in plain sight.

8/7/2025, 9:40:32 AM | 4326 1223 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

You're dunning-kruger come to life. Congrats.

8/7/2025, 10:30:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Clown comment.

8/7/2025, 7:50:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social)

I hope Ted Cruz made it to Cancun safely in the wake of this disaster in Texas…

7/7/2025, 7:25:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

This is how I know I’m on the right side of things. The right went out of their way to not support California’s natural disaster, meanwhile my feed is full of the left talking about help over fucking prayers…

7/7/2025, 7:25:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted

Freedom from kings. Freedom from fascism. Power to the people forever. ♥️ Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸

4/7/2025, 9:20:29 PM | 59926 9217 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social)

Catch his name by chance? Wanna buy him a beer…

3/7/2025, 11:54:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

At least you can say you’ve done everything and anything to fight this…

3/7/2025, 11:53:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

3/7/2025, 8:00:09 PM | 101871 22270 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't fucking buy 4.1% unemployment for a second on the last report. Poppycock! I have never known more people out of work and unable to find jobs. It's not a matter of people trying, everything is shrinking fast due to his disastrous economic policy, anti-labor bend, and AI...

2/7/2025, 8:30:45 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

Please share this. Friends of the Everglades are organizing a protest to stop Alligator Alcatraz. Join us we have coalition members traveling overnight to be there by morning. Where: Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport, 54575 Tamiami Trail When: Saturday, June 28, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.

28/6/2025, 2:32:12 AM | 5733 2300 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Corrupt SCOTUS DGAF…

28/6/2025, 1:01:29 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s how I took it as well…

23/6/2025, 7:28:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Well said.

23/6/2025, 4:37:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted

Iran saved Russia as it was about to collapse with drones and missiles. FYI

23/6/2025, 12:38:10 AM | 7456 1519 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture River Ave. Blues (@riveraveblues.bsky.social) reposted

There's an off-day before Schmidt's next start, so the Yankees could give him a ton of rest, but their rotation depth is single-ply thin right now. They gotta pull him now that he's over 100 pitches. Sucks, but they need him for the season, not just on June 21st.

21/6/2025, 7:23:38 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denver Riggleman (@denverr.bsky.social) reposted

Stupidity is terminal. Even for the USA.

19/6/2025, 10:12:27 PM | 1137 129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Just here for the ratio…

19/6/2025, 11:45:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Last bullet is the real deal…

18/6/2025, 3:30:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

🤘🏼🤘🏼

17/6/2025, 3:59:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social)

I have such a difficult time with this, not cause of the insane cruelty, but the over-the-top bad karma. Like you don’t think there couldn’t be a mental leftist that could seek revenge for something like this? Nuts.

15/6/2025, 11:45:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kolchak (@kolchak.bsky.social) reposted

I love L.A.

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14/6/2025, 6:43:41 PM | 72 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Methinks the Christian nationalist terrorist doth protests too much…

14/6/2025, 11:35:02 PM | 158 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social)

The best thing ever will be if he somehow doesn’t pardon them. And then they all have to pay for their crimes…

13/6/2025, 1:02:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social)

McJesus is Risen! #StanleyCupFinals

7/6/2025, 1:03:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s so mother fucking embarrassing…

5/6/2025, 9:35:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Peak BoSox/Mets rivalry vibes for this Yankee fan…

5/6/2025, 9:34:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachel Kurtz-McAlaine (@redheadkurtz.bsky.social) reposted

I just hope both teams lose.
5/6/2025, 8:24:36 PM | 48 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I was 0-4!

28/5/2025, 12:40:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate the Red Sox as much as the next guy, but this shit is so lame…

23/5/2025, 12:06:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rep. Jamie Raskin (@raskin.house.gov) reposted

If the GOP Tax Scheme is so beautiful, then why are they voting on it in the wee hours of the morning? Maybe because it’s irredeemably ugly and cruel.

22/5/2025, 8:32:03 AM | 13071 3238 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfollowed. Thank you!

21/5/2025, 1:14:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re a world class handjob…

21/5/2025, 1:13:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

You da man Flav 🤘🏼🤘🏼

19/5/2025, 3:11:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

+1

19/5/2025, 1:44:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Def. Good call...

18/5/2025, 5:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social)

PK is nails on a chalkboard. Next level insufferable to listen to... #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs

18/5/2025, 2:57:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

🤘🏼🤘🏼

16/5/2025, 8:59:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Future is bright and the ceiling is high...

16/5/2025, 3:29:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Congrats!!!

14/5/2025, 11:23:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

Feels like just in my lifetime the tech industry went from solving problems to pretending to solve problems, to creating problems

13/5/2025, 9:57:42 PM | 6788 1142 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Trying to remember the first moment I realized Sage is completely bat shit crazy…

13/5/2025, 7:17:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) reposted

1955: Whites-only water fountains 2025: Whites-only immigration.

13/5/2025, 12:33:48 PM | 10913 3789 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t cry for me Altoona… the truth is I never left you…

11/5/2025, 4:15:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick Wilson (@therickwilson.bsky.social) reposted

Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.

10/5/2025, 4:49:09 PM | 30257 7712 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted

Unfortunately, I Think This Is True….

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6/5/2025, 11:40:43 PM | 20297 3642 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted

It's actually unbelievable how stupid he is.

5/5/2025, 12:51:33 AM | 3874 315 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Tim Walz (@governorwalz.mn.gov) reposted

Mike Waltz has left the chat.

1/5/2025, 3:50:24 PM | 66850 9019 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ElieNYC (@elienyc.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone else can figure out how to vote against this fuck except us. :(

29/4/2025, 2:29:09 AM | 6613 681 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

A O C Needs to be chairing Oversight!!!

28/4/2025, 6:04:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Uhhh, please don't forget about me in a story about my brothers...

28/4/2025, 4:16:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for JD Vance to endorse the pick and in turn ensure a career ending car accident…

27/4/2025, 12:12:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

Who’s wearing the wrong shit now

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26/4/2025, 3:31:27 PM | 18143 2926 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) reposted

Look how comfortable that dog is on Tyler Shough’s lap. GREEN FLAG. That’s the kind of teammate I want in my QB room.

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25/4/2025, 10:57:25 PM | 11401 505 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Knudsen (@mattknudsen.bsky.social) reposted

Give Russia Florida.

23/4/2025, 9:48:41 PM | 1099 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Overall higher than everything but immigration… how would that math work… oh right… it’s a fucking cult…

23/4/2025, 10:54:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Return of the Cmonmacques (@cmonmaque.bsky.social) reposted

Werner herzog presents: ‘the barstool sport’ “Who is this tiny man? His quest to find pizza in places like Delaware baffles me. Could something in the molten mixture of mozzarella and tomato cause him to hate women as he does? I dive into his psyche realising too late the pool is far too shallow”

23/4/2025, 8:52:30 AM | 140 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism

23/4/2025, 3:22:09 PM | 44385 8999 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the most important thing he's said during his involvement...

23/4/2025, 2:52:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

I legitimately want to join a team in Ballston's beer league just to take a run at this dude...

21/4/2025, 4:12:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Somewhat ironic that the least qualified, most unfit and incompetent Sec of Defense in American history is the one who abolished DEI.

21/4/2025, 12:11:20 AM | 22760 4144 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re a fucking badass. Thank you.

20/4/2025, 9:02:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody doesn’t feel sorry for this lady’s loss… but to be used as such a political pawn is just gross… and while my guess is she can’t see it because of her grief and anger… she’s gross too…

20/4/2025, 4:50:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm all for political strategy, but couldn't agree more with my Senator here...

20/4/2025, 4:36:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought I was a creative person until I saw the signs at these protests… humbling, happy, and proud all at the same time…

19/4/2025, 10:31:56 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Great… now let’s get him back in my fantasy lineup! JK! Congrats Shohei!!!

19/4/2025, 8:42:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

thinking of becoming a full on pocket constitution guy

19/4/2025, 1:53:19 PM | 22355 1317 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social)

50501 heading to the White House…

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19/4/2025, 7:13:15 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Sad thing is that maybe pre-radicalized Marco actually may have been a net positive diplomatically…

18/4/2025, 10:54:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

It’s disgusting to see Cuomo attack AOC but I am glad he didn’t sexually harass her. Seems like a big change for him.

18/4/2025, 2:38:26 PM | 6373 823 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Succinct.

17/4/2025, 5:15:14 PM | 3821 915 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumbest fucking timeline ever. Come fucking charge me.

17/4/2025, 3:28:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social)

Wizards fan who can confirm you’re more likely to see Chicago Bulls gear than Wiz gear in the DC Metro… but why am I even entertaining this disingenuous garbage… ugh…

17/4/2025, 2:26:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social)

I still love you @minakimes.bsky.social

17/4/2025, 2:02:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noga Beans (@toddsleaving.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree with you... she looked like actress, it wasn't like she had 3 inch teeth... I feel like it was a great gesture to send flowers if someone she admired felt hurt by satire and now she's getting dragged... ugh...

16/4/2025, 3:31:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view