Topher Lane
@topherlane.bsky.social
Snark is my love language. Educator, filmmaker, and writer. Fierce ally to women, LGBTQIA+, and animals! Colorado dude.
created November 10, 2024
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President Donald Trump confirmed crimes against humanity were committed under his direct order by carrying out deadly U.S. military action against Venezuelan cartel suspects in the Caribbean Sea.
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Allllll of this!!!
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tl:dr - If the Covid vaccine really worked I want all the credit, if not I want all the credit for exposing it.
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When the announcement is made, I’m going to…
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Real question… When will we finally have a coed professional sports league? I would freaking love to watch coed soccer or basketball or hockey or volleyball. I know mixed doubles exists, but I want a full on, league based sport that is coed!
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Have you been in a Walgreens in the last 10 years? I don’t know how you would know if it’s “being run into the ground” when every store always looks like a war zone already.
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Or leaving 🍊💩ler in charge of a teen beauty pageant.
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May her grave be blessed with fecal tributes on a daily basis.
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What if, and hear me out, Taylor bought his shitty company and fired him?
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Weren’t these the things they railed against?
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Yeah, that’s…that’s a different thread, my guy.
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Yep, ain’t no damn lakes in LA!
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Can the congestive heart failure please work faster?
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I demand the Utah Jazz move back to New Orleans because there is no fucking jazz in Utah!
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Garbage collectors don’t pick up litter 🤷♂️
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At least they are doing something that is actually useful! You know, instead of civil rights violations and such.
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How about we all try “loud as fuck cracking”? Just start wailing in every meeting, cry all day, bitch loudly about not being paid enough so everyone in the cube farm can hear you! Go full-fucking-toddler until we break their minds!
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It’s as if he is trying for “the greatest depression”
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I agree completely, but they jailed Al Capone for tax evasion and not all the mob shit. If this works, it works.
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I love this idea. Watch all the southern, Republican held states shed population totals by the shed load! 🤣
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Cause of course they fucking did! The party of trump ALWAYS lies.
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“Viagra Falls”
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What? He lied???
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Maybe all the democrats should flee to a country that values democracy. You know, like all those republicans who whet to mother Russia on July 4th to embrace their descent into dictatorship?
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As soon as they started pledging pro bono work to him, the entire profession went into the depths of hell
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Clearly, he has never used a flashlight 🔦
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Do the “poop-in-a-box” test annually. It can detect problems far earlier than a colonoscopy every five years.
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Do it. With camera rolling. In prime time. And let him expose EVERYTHING he knows as his “deathbed confession”!
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Look at that, the mob boss in chief delivered after his blatant threat was heeded.
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When ANYONE wants to hold hands a pray at the dinner table? Nope! Imma eat my food quietly and y’all can do your thing, but I have NO obligation to participate in YOUR religious activities.
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Reaching out to say, “If you forget everything you know and burn any records, we’ll get you out of prison. If not, maybe you get to see Jeffrey again real soon” like any good mob boss does, through his consigliere.
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Where else would the white supremacists in government turn for their AI needs?
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Now is when she should release EVERYTHING she has on EVERYONE who was involved. She is going to die in prison one way or another, she has absolutely nothing to lose.
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Way to be well behind the headlines on this one, Chucky. Maybe you can send a strongly worded letter or change the name of a bill instead of doing literally anything useful. Retire. For all of us.
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It’s funny that he thinks that schools would receive the same funds with fewer students enrolled. They are comically stupid and fully evil.
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Next up, they are going to file lawsuits against mirrors and scales.
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Anyone still on that hellsite is implicitly supporting this. Fuck the “followers”, fuck the “reach”, fuck it all and shut down the accounts, or own you part in supporting this.
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Would love nothing more in life than to see him and his family arrested by his masked goons, thrown into an unmarked van, and placed into one of those kennels in the swamps.
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You are right, it’s not hard to do. It is tedious and the absolute perfect thing that AI should be applied to handle automatically.
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They were the better team. Nice that they were able to win in front of a home crowd.
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Seems like the answer is white on the tip of everyone’s tongue 🤔
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Man, I’m watching the CONCACAF Gold Cup Final between the US and Mexico, and most of the crowd is behind Mexico. Wouldn’t it be nice if the #USMNT could play as the home team at games on US soil for once? Do better and engage your fans and you might experience that one day! The #USWNT always do!
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Love me some shrimp pork and I live in Cornolrado!
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Trumptastrophes
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Just like how the Nazis sent children to Auschwitz, the unbelievable horror is the point.
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States should withhold all federal taxes until they pay.
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Just sittin’ here crying in my coffee now 🥲
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Has anyone asked him if he can define a woman?
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Jose Padilla is the new Four Seasons Landscaping
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Yeah, that’s pretty pathetic to have an account with ZERO posts or engagement
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Do they all wear unnatural levels of eyeliner like JD?
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He wants to do to see the “big boom cloud” more than anything
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As soon as he started, they should have either turned around or walked for the exit. The team does not have the right to force them to be props like this.
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If this goes through, asbestos should be immediately installed in every Republicans office without their consent.
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We learned about it in Texas history class because it was essentially a semiofficial state holiday. I never met anyone from another state who learned about it until the last decade or so.
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He will cause generational death, illness and misery with his fantasy based decisions.
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Yep, it’s a place where people value honest dialogue and accountability. So it's only fitting that you're here, where your record and rhetoric can be met with the thoughtful scrutiny they deserve. Can’t wait to see how your idea of “common sense” holds up in an environment less curated for applause.
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I’m m sorry, but this is Wendy’s
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How much did “the church” pay for Tommy’s Oscar? It’s like McDonalds being awarded an honorary Michelin Star because of the number of burgers they have sold.
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This is how I imagine she would have dressed up if she had been invited
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No idea, but since laws no longer matter and the rules are all made up, I say go for it.
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Hope the states use Eminent Domain and let claim to it before the sale.
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Gotta show off his big boy signature to the cameras.
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It’s amazing that he has launched a hundred money making grifts in office, but still only has an “idea of a healthcare plan”
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Mike Johnson looking at that sign would trigger a porn alert to his son
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This it the 10 year anniversary of my stroke. I’m glad he survived and I hope he continues to live a great life.
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“Today’s military parade provided by Wish.”
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All that empty grass to orange shitler…
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All those empty bleachers to dear leader…
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Are you trying to crowdfund for said treatment, because I’m in!
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Holy hell! The #USMNT are once again putting on an absolute travesty of a performance, this time against Switzerland. 4-0 after 35 minutes is garbage. We have got to get it sorted. No way is this team # 16 in the world.
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Wow. After all of Ronaldo’s bitching about this Ballon d’Or the week, he isn’t even the number one choice for boos in the #UEFALeagueFinals Cucurella is the clear fan favorite there 🤣
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Again, I am not willing to give them a pass. They have consistently underperformed, full squad or not. As a fan, I demand better of them for all the quality they have to pull from.
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As long as they are wearing that uniform, they are “real players”. They have to do better. That was garbage, and I’m not going to offer or accept excuses for it.
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Another absolutely middling performance by the #USMNT against Turkey. 2-1 loss after scoring a ripping goal 60 seconds in. This is the most underperforming team of all time!
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Anybody else see this video expecting to see Ukrainian drones to start blowing the tanks up?
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Musk is listed as 6’2” and 🍊💩let claims to be 6’3”? 😬🤥😬
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They should never be allowed in leadership positions because of it.
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So much drama!!!
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Anyone who still own a Tesla at this point 100% knows what is coming.
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So Musk supported a known pedophile and Trump supported a known illegal alien? How weird.
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We got rid of ours in January and we could not be happier. Bought it in ‘19, but we have two other EVs now
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Y’all, this entirely predictable mess between Orange Shitler and Elonia Muskrat is the absolute lifeblood that I needed today!
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He is an apartheid douche nozzle. He will not join us.
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It’s so good
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How long until he cuts off all of Muskrat’s government contracts and subsidies?
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All he did was claim repeatedly that he had absolute PROOF that fraud was committed. That is a little different than “talking”.
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Isn’t it nice when a men tells every woman he knows exactly what kind of macho asshole piece of shit he is? Just selflessly tearing away any and all pretense and putting it right out there so all women know exactly who and what he is.
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