Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social)
The billionaire media’s response to this is to campaign for Farage to be the next PM - a man who says climate change is a myth because his donors are fossil fuel investors
exclusive opinion columns from the finest patriotic commentators from the oligarch media
625 followers 823 following 1,177 posts
view profile on Bluesky Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social)
The billionaire media’s response to this is to campaign for Farage to be the next PM - a man who says climate change is a myth because his donors are fossil fuel investors
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
this is just Reform testing out slogans for the next election campaign
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
weirdly the MAGA faithful don’t seem to have an issue with the world’s most famous sex trafficker getting preferential treatment by the world’ most famous rapist
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
not sure you needed to add the ‘for workers’ bit
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Yarvin is as thick as an orthopaedic mattress
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Morally horrific and absolutely insane is Trump’s essence, and 75m Americans have voted for it three times
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Alex Phillips is as dumb as a sack of bricks, it’s not worth your or anyone else time to dwell on her mad ramblings
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
the simps will say this is Trump’s genius
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s comical how many people know about Trump’s sexual crimes but are too scared to speak out. a nation of cowards
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
all those Palestinian kids murdered with weapons provided by biden and Trump dont get to have ice cream. and the ones who are still alive dont get it either because Trump is starving them to death
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
we thought most people wld be against genocide - but it turns out Tiffany is in favour of it
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social)
Arresting brave patriots for trying to protect their women just shows that Christian values have been eroded in the U.K., and free speech has been outlawed an exclusive op ed in The Spectator by Vice President JD Vance
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
although Melania didn’t say much about the other young girls who Epstein trafficked and raped alongside her husband
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
I for one cannot believe that the man who campaigned to have five innocent black youths executed could possibly be racist in any way
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
nah his face is that size, his side profile looks like Jabba The Hut
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
truly one of the worst people of all time
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
basic human decency from a right wing politician is now so rare that it’s a cause for celebration. that’s how low we have sunk as a society
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
a huge loss to public life said no one
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is the greatest criminal in modern history, not just for the scale of his crimes but also the breadth of them. there can’t be many crimes that he hasn’t committed
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
the top lads will be panting red crosses outside their houses and the lynch mobs will come soon after
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
the Supreme Court who have given Trump immunity to commit as much crime as he wants? the Supreme Court where half the judges take bribes from white nationalist billionaires? the court that is trying to take America back to segregation? the media are still wondering what their true colours are??
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
a man who splits his time evenly between being racist and beating up women. he really embodies all of Reform’s values
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
won’t be long before Nigel and Tommy (backed by their media allies) ask their supporters to firebomb this judges house
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
the British electorate blew its own legs off with Brexit and its been such a disaster that they’ve decided to now blow their arms and head off by electing Farage
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
well tbf it’s pretty clear that Trump and Bibi are significantly worse than Satan
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
why doesn’t he just use his chainsaw to deflect the projectiles
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
The people want a serial rapist with a several bankruptcies to his name to be the nations central banker, that can only lead to glory
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
yes the big aircraft carriers will definitely make everyone think Trump doesn’t have a micropenis
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
the area around Vance is the most charisma free zone in the world. there are amoeba on Saturn with more charm
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
wow this is completely crucial and fascinating news. please keep us updated on the date of other large houses that 99% of the population couldn’t get near to affording
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s because you’re a horrible prick Sean
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
what a vicious cancer Rupert Murdoch and his family have been on the world. nothing but spreading poison to fill their bank account and some weird racist fantasies
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
this so exactly the kind of fighting talk we’ve come to expect from the Democratic Party
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
40% of America support a serial rapist and career criminal no matter how many people he kills, and no matter how much public money he stuffs in his own pockets. there is no way for America to ever recover for the shame of the last ten years, it is beyond redemption
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social)
BREAKING NEWS In a press statement today, Covid stated that it would not have spread and killed loads of people if Trump had been President then
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
hard to know out of Musk, RFK and Miller who has the biggest death toll. oh wait I know, it’s Trump
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
if he’s a trump supporter he will prob get a pardon
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
wow it’s so unlike the Trump administration to align with Nazi ideology, they seem like such ethical and tolerant people
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
not sure any previous President sexually abused as many underage girls as Trump either
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
they’ve created money for themselves, nothing else
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
f*ck me the Democrats are pathetic. so useless that they’ve let a serial rapist walk all over them twice - and now two guys are finally fighting back in different ways, the supporters are whining about which way they prefer
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr is doing an incredible job keeping Americans healthy
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social)
amazing
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
the word ‘unprecedented’ has really lost all meaning under this rapist
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social)
‘populist firebrand’ is the current media euphemism for deranged bigot
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social)
wait - are the Epstein Files at John Bolton’s house?
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
wait so noted moron Elon was running a team of morons who ended up doing nothing else but getting innocent people killed and put in danger? wow that seems so unlike him and Trump
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s amazing that they trusted them in the first place
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
when Farage wins the next election, these Labour MPs will rewrite history and claim they were fighting against him, despite being so useless and subservient that they expedited his ascent to power
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
she’s as dumb as a sack of bricks
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
David my love for you has never been stronger
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
he does have those traits - but his defining trait is being a serial rapist
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah thats some rule of law you have when a serial rapist and career criminal is in the Oval Office writing out pardons to violent criminals just because they support him
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
every day we learn of a new character in the Trump cinematic universe who is somehow even dumber than the ones we already know
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
why is Yglesias relevant? how did he become important despite contributing absolutely nothing to anyone
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s Jeffrey Epstein’s war because Putin had the Epstein files and Evidence kf Trump abusing children
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you’ll find that Utd won yday. at least according to the media coverage
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
they did murder a couple of generations of artists not long ago, imagine that has a substantial effect on
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
unfortunately they did realise and thought they needed to elect a fraudulent bigot and his cabinet of horrible racists to try and recreate segregation and Jim Crow
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
this guy will be really shocked when he finds out that Congress gave Netanyahu a standing ovation while he was slaughtering Palestinian kids for sport
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
kneeling to honour the fight for equality and racial justice = MAGA outrage kneeling to roll out the red carpet for a genocidal war criminal (but he’s white and hates woke) = MAGA approval
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
take a look at her face, the karma might have got to her surgeon’s hands
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
good to see there are some decent people left in the U.K. everyone shld visit this pub in the next few months to thank the staff for embarrassing a horrible bigot like Vance
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
and today’s white women like to keep the system of whites supremacy flourishing by voting for Trump in large numbers
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
march of the Karens
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
they are pro child rape but only for white conservatives
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
how exactly are they going to prove that Epstein didn’t intro them? Trump had him whacked while he was in jail so it’s not like he can’t testify
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
a picture of him with a black womanly is unlikely to go down well with the Klansmen who support him and his boss
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social)
hhmm
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
I know some people who will be voting Reform, and they’re all thick racists
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
give us a train service that is affordable and not totally horrendous and we won’t need the dogs
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
presumably a horrible and obnoxious racist like Clarkson supports Chelsea ?
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
wait till he turns the rose garden into a grotto filled with Playboy models
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
how dare she be on television with brown skin
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
won’t be long before she has a job in Trump’s cabinet
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
everyone involved with the GHF shld be put on trial for murder
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social)
wow it’s only been a short eight years since Charlottesville for the new generation of the Klan to complete a full takeover of the American government
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
she’s going to have to rape and assault some women and children if she really wants to start comparing herself to Trump
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s completely impossible for America to recover from electing this rapist and his hand of morons twice. no amount of propaganda will ever make anyone believe it’s a serious nation ever again
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social)
tbf Trump is a noted rapist - a judge confirmed that he raped E Jean Carroll in the judgment of the civil case
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is a truly depraved murderer. He’s taken what biden did and turned it up fifty levels, and yet half the people who shouted about Biden’s crimes have said nothing about Trump
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
someone send this link to Tim Scott, Nikki Haley, Byron Donalds, Kash Patel, Dinesh D’Souza, Suella Braverman, Kemi Badenoch etc all the pathetic simping in the world will not get you accepted as white
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Netanyahu has never cared about his own people, or anyone else
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
there’s absolutely no danger of anyone thinking that this career criminal and serial rapist is or ever was a nice guy
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
tens of racists on X are on the verge of being even more racist than they already are from the keyboard in their bedrooms
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
the fires of hell will be turned up to their highest level for Bibi
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
are middle class people allowed to protest? or is it only allowed if you’re working class
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
right wing media and politicians won’t be satisfied until there are pogroms against anyone with dark skin. anything to distract the masses from the fact that they’ve stolen all the wealth for them and their friends
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
when Farage wins the next election there will be columns of thèse thugs doing this down Whitehall
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
any decent society wld shun and ridicule a shameless bigot like Jenrick. unfortunately the U.K. stopped being a decent society a long time ago
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah I had a second thought about it and it was the same as my first - whoever came up with the idea for Liz Cheney to be a voter magnet for the Democratic Party is as dumb as a sack of bricks
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
some think he’s just a deranged bigot
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
you’ve just described the whole conservative political movement of the last 50 years
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
presumably it ranks so low for rape because all of the rapes Trump has committed have happened in New York and Florida
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
once people like Nelson realise that their shameless bigotry has stopped getting invites to dinner parties, they try and backtrack. but we all remeber what they’ve done
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
lol as if Reform voters can think
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
he’s from the mould of Arab dictators - lavish gold palaces while he destroys the country, steals the nations wealth and arrests anyone who criticised him
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
this thick racist is going to burn in hell for eternity
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s a huge shock to find out that sexual predator and rapist Donald Trump is also a paedophile
Tory Media Pitchbot (@torymediapitchbot.bsky.social) reply parent
you can just tell by looking at her that she’s Hamas