DAMN.
I finally am what I am, a fucking bag of bags.
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DAMN.
Punk-rock cardinal is judging you. 🪶 #birds
I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
Live laugh corporation or as I will use it, Live, laugh, corporate is:
Pritzker is a dem governor I will support a presidential run for. You just in case the dnc is actually looking at what the people want.
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
Quite frankly, Frank. Seems like the kind nonsense they’d spew. 🤟
Throughout history, we've fallen for false prophets, & we're doing so yet again. What unites all of them -without exception- is that they work exclusively for themselves & their own advantage, & that nothing they say, do or propose makes the world in the slightest way better. #GoodMorning, everyone
Here, fixed it.
Just because you can speak, doesn’t mean you need a podcast.
JFC … I was just starting to begrudgingly give him some credit for his team’s trolling of the regime. What a pos.
Terrifying, those poor babies don’t stand a chance.
Correct. They got (imo) the best possible win they could while still being able to provide for themselves. They were never going to be able to hold out indefinitely, but they put a national spotlight on what was going on. But it def caused Newsom to get a plan in action to counteract it.
His wife (or whatever she is now). But she might just be an odd data point, since there were rumors of her cozying up to Musk.
Monday morning peptalk: We shower & shave, curl or straighten our hair, put on make up (or wash off last night's). We check & again to make sure we're attractive (or at least presentable 😉) for others, or for what we assume others will see. Go into this day & be yourself. #GoodMorning, everyone
Sorry to also be so earnest, but I think she is INCREDIBLE. I love her energy, her committment, her progressive views, & especially her straight talk. She’s the Mamdani of the Midwest, she will join the ranks of AOC & Jasmine Crockett & other legit fighters. What she says matters.
I love this man and his team so much. Can the democrats please take notice of how so many non-New Yorkers are invested in this race and are backing Mamdani? This is what we want on a national level.
😲 Bat Boy is real! He just came from the flat underside!!!
@keezyyoung.bsky.social please tell me the skeleton jello mold print will be going in your shop? I’ve been obsessing about this since I saw it! Love your art!!
@cannonsfodder.bsky.social wanted to let you know that I spent an enjoyable afternoon taking a spin back through the Eagles song catalog because of you lol
It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
concentrate.......
This is moving. Kamala Harris feels the pain we feel. Not just from her loss, but from the trauma and abuse our country is living through. What could have been…
I’d really like to know the answer to this question as well. 🤔 Because no matter how you say it, it’s really fucking bad.
Wrong. Please educate yourself. NRA laundered over $50 Million in Russian money for Trump campaign in 2016. And that's not all. NRA Was 'Foreign Asset' To Russia Ahead of 2016, New Senate Report Reveals www.npr.org/2019/09/27/7...
Thank you for this amazing addition to this phrase.
(My opinion only) unseen is more about no one else saw that the issue was unmet needs (because of autism). This can be pre and post diagnosis in my opinion. I am also level 1 high masking and used to be an absolute wreck and no one at work would know it. I now know the cause and can premitigate.
One might even call them Trojan horses lol
re-upping this one
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how I feel since 2016 or so
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
I think it just shows that Ai slop regurgitates most popular feedback unless given tailored prompts. I’m willing to bet the Ai picked it because we’ve memed the hell out of it.
ProPublica spoke to about 150 people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote: projects.propublica.org/impact-of-ho...
This is what you voted for⁉️ Detainees treated like violent criminals. Moved from cage to cage at 3 a.m. and sleep-deprived. Only 3 minutes to eat. Bathrooms three times a week. No towel to dry off after a shower and growing fungus on their bodies. Listen to this once. Then listen to it again.
"French President Emmanuel Macron announced Thursday that France will recognize Palestine as a state, amid snowballing global anger over people starving in Gaza." stunning. apnews.com/article/fran...
If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious. Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September
“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
I still don’t like Newsome but I am loving his social media team lately.
Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
Probably one of the worst attempted memes in history.
Remember … beards over mullets every time.
Looks like a delightful soup bowl to me 😊
I mean
A 15 year old boy with no criminal history has been sent to Alligator Alcatraz How much is too much? amp.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
Do you ever wonder what the fuck is wrong with people who do *not* want clean air, clean water, clean energy, healthcare for everyone, affordable childcare, quality education for everyone, & for everyone to have one job that pays the bills & allows you to have enough leftover to have some fun??
ICE agents quitting? Our shaming may be working
“I thought: the governor is trying to sleep with me, and I’m deeply uncomfortable, and I have to get out of this room as soon as possible.”
Next it will be with King Candy. We have a terrible deficit with them and they need to pay more in tariffs.
please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
If it makes you feel better boomers still think we’re young?
And if they don’t want to use it for its intended purpose, they can at least send it to their concentration camps that people are starving at.
MAGA CONSPIRACY LIES
Jfc … add just another layer to this horrific bullshit
The detained in Los Angeles.
Actual horror movie shit.
Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
At some point you’ve gotta lean into this branding. It’s making this site seem rad as hell.
Bronzo the clown just sent me lol
You’re not alone! Just enough milk to make it a little less crunchy and I’m good to go! Love my husband dearly but he pours a big old bowlful of milk every time and it makes me 🤢
It really helps to break up the monotony of us all screaming into it daily.
It’d be cool if there was a Tesla Takedown sort of thing for Amazon.
Are we great yet?
It's been 12 years since the Commonwealth invested more in mass transit. A lot's changed since then – and it's time for us to catch up. My proposal to invest in mass transit passed the House for the fourth time — and now it's on the Senate.
Perfect
my view is that everyone should be able to earn a living wage doing whatever it is they like. if you love working in a bookshop, you should be able to live a comfortable life doing so. if you loving being a barista, the same. and if you want to do more traditional blue collar work, that’s cool too!
Imposter!
We know too well the devastating consequences of such action—families torn apart, livelihoods destroyed, and multigenerational trauma inflicted on a community for decades. #AlligatorAlcatraz #NeverAgainIsNow
A Dedicated FEMA Fund Will Pay for ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ www.factcheck.org/2025/07/a-de...
It takes some serious contortion to hear human beings relating their experiences at being seen as less than for their skin color and making it into a sob story about how ‘your thoughts are policed.’ /2
Except it’s not just words. It’s actions from large to small. Unfortunately it would take you pulling your head out of your ass to see your white privilege, but it seems like yours is so far up there that’s not possible. 1/
In a shipping container.
House and Senate Republicans put billionaires like Trump over working families like the one I grew up in. Shameful.
They are the swamp.
If you haven’t seen a bumblebee butt today…☺️
You look absolutely gorgeous (and so happy!) ❤️
why did this make me laugh
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
I'm actually working on a video essay rn about campaign finance and how the system creates hurdles for working people who want to run for office! That's why we need reform. We need to overturn the Citizens United decision, enact ranked-choice voting everywhere, and get dark money out of politics.
NEWS: Kenneth Chesebro, "architect" of the 2020 fake electors plot who pleaded to criminal charges in Georgia, has been disbarred from the practice of law in New York, per order issued today by New York appellate court.
![ORDERED that respondent is disbarred and his name is stricken from the roll of attorneys and counselors-at-law of the State of New York, effective immediately; and it is further ORDERED that respondent is commanded to desist and refrain from the practice of law in any form in the State of New York, either as principal or as agent, clerk or employee of another; and respondent is hereby forbidden to appear as an attorney or counselor-at-law before any court, judge, justice, board, commission or other public authority, or to give to another an opinion as to the law or its application, or any advice in -7- PM-143-25 relation thereto, or to hold himself out in any way as an attorney and counselor-at-law in this State; and it is further ORDERED that respondent shall comply with the provisions of the Rules for Attorney Disciplinary Matters regulating the conduct of disbarred attornevs and shal duly certify to the same in his affidavit of compliance (see Rules for Atty Disciplinary Matters [22 NYCRR] § 1240.15).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t4x2ruk2qmob2b2cx55h4v7r/bafkreifbf53i3pe57eehlm7thqfhfczzuaxqftpcip6unmfgfuni47bq54@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Never thought of it this way. Ahahahaha!
11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
If you can, talk to an IP attorney. There’s a lot of options you can pursue to not only take care of this but to also help prevent it in the future. Includes trademark and copyright registrations, cease and desist, takedowns, register with customs, just to name a few.
This is oligarchy. This is obscene. While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%. End this oligarchy.
xpaulamas 