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Theo Priestley

@tprstly.bsky.social

Author of sci-fi and horror stories, narrative writer, independent film producer. Formerly a futurist in a previous life. “Writer’s Block and Other Tales of the Unexpected” out now.

created April 23, 2023

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Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

More of this please

4/9/2025, 9:36:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nixCraft (@cyberciti.biz) reposted

he is slowly realising the mess he has created 🤣

A screenshot of a tweet from Sam Altman's verified account. The tweet reads:
4/9/2025, 8:17:53 AM | 116 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

You’d do it for Randolph Scott!

4/9/2025, 9:31:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 9:30:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m using my son’s old iPhone X lol

4/9/2025, 9:18:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What with Alien Earth being somewhat a success so far, I wonder whether The Thing would translate well into a series - if it were possible to keep the paranoia, dread and horror dialled up to 11 for an 8-episode arc for example. Might rework my McMurdo screenplay to see if it fits.

4/9/2025, 8:01:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

adds more weight lol

4/9/2025, 7:55:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

idk, too much hardware and money spent on developing more lenses than anyone really needs, it's obvious now that this is more about information capture for AI than anything else. Can live without it or just a really crappy set up that reduces the size/ weight of the phone.

4/9/2025, 7:54:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would quite happily pay for a smartphone that didn't have a camera.

4/9/2025, 7:34:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Spaceshipper 🚀 (@thespaceshipper.com) reposted

Gerry and Sylvia Anderson's Space 1999 started 50 years ago today with 'Breakaway'! Half a century 🤯 Let's celebrate by dancing to disco music 🕺

4/9/2025, 6:37:12 AM | 128 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣 and a dead one

4/9/2025, 7:18:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop normalising everything. This shit is supposed to feel wrong.

4/9/2025, 6:40:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scientist bird said so.

4/9/2025, 6:39:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

"why doesn't the news media report xyz?"

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4/9/2025, 5:19:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*her

4/9/2025, 5:18:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

Lady Eyetopus clearly has some beef with Mr X too.

4/9/2025, 5:10:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

I read that more people are asking for novella sized books, not whopping tomes, but that’s more an attention span thing to me.

3/9/2025, 9:18:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listen to him.

3/9/2025, 9:17:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jenny Frecklington-Jones #IStandWithPalestiniansAndIranians🇵🇸🇮🇷 (@joneshowdareyou.bsky.social) reposted

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

2/9/2025, 8:29:15 PM | 15709 4438 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

10 PRINT “WOW” 20 GOTO 10

3/9/2025, 9:03:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a bit, I lol’d when the engineer was trying to take a bite 🤣

3/9/2025, 9:01:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?! And that fucking eyeball lol

3/9/2025, 8:09:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

UK peeps. Please watch this. You KNOW what is happening in the US today. You KNOW how fucked up it's getting over here, and even with that to keep them occupied, American politicians recognize that Farage is a danger and wants the same hollowing out of democracy to happen in the UK.

3/9/2025, 4:44:40 PM | 179 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

#AlienEarth

3/9/2025, 7:27:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

In a video game context, features are not "content" imho

3/9/2025, 5:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would have been funnier if they claimed responsibility for that fucked up rebrand instead.

3/9/2025, 5:38:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

It's only when you quit music streaming services like Spotify do you realise the extent of these platforms releasing just the bog standard versions of albums and not the fuller, extended releases that are available.

3/9/2025, 11:45:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

Every one of these events is this Administration taking opportunities to claw away norms, normalize what we know is wrong & bleed America of its empathy and outrage.

3/9/2025, 12:42:51 AM | 279 52 | View on Bluesky | view

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Richard Dean Anderson, best known for ‘Ernest Pratt’ in Legend (1995)

2/9/2025, 10:12:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very wise 😂

2/9/2025, 9:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bugger, he's alive.

2/9/2025, 6:59:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 6:49:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 6:34:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary Came From Outer Space

2/9/2025, 6:31:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gary Brown

2/9/2025, 6:30:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary the Barbarian

2/9/2025, 6:20:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Star Trek II: The Wrath of Gary

2/9/2025, 6:20:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

Any Elite Dangerous or Star Citizen players fancy a complete VKB stick, throttle and pedal set-up? I'm selling mine, just don't get the use out of them. Barely touched. Would prefer a local (Scotland) pickup if possible, since shipping will be expensive. www.gumtree.com/p/video-game...

2/9/2025, 2:28:42 PM | 4 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect we’ll find out in a couple of generations.

2/9/2025, 2:00:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like NotebookLM wrote the script for them.

2/9/2025, 12:48:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

I think we’re long past the point where cleaning up the environment and atmosphere is a case of removing carbon emissions and plastic straws from the ocean. Children of Men feels like a very real scenario as a result of microplastics, not some virus.

2/9/2025, 12:46:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see the qualifications to be a British MP are as tough as ever.

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2/9/2025, 11:25:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then a16z rolls in with their Network State declaration.

2/9/2025, 11:08:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Effin' Birds (@effinbirds.com) reposted

This is how you handle someone who tries to sell AI slop at a con: remove them, and then clown on them relentlessly

2/9/2025, 12:17:45 AM | 3697 956 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

And?

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2/9/2025, 11:02:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

Man is not wrong, Basil’s score was my very first CD I ever bought. tbh Bear should compose and release something and get people frothing at the mouth to demand a movie with the music in it.

2/9/2025, 10:59:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

This is the billy bollocks of the tinned soup world. It’s fucking outstanding.

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Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the whole IP opens up in the US and worldwide soon anyway. UK I think it’s freely available now. Not sure how all that stuff works though but it’s ripe for a retelling.

2/9/2025, 10:50:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, if I’d known those two would be involved I wouldn’t have deleted the opening scene I wrote reuniting the original cast. btw you should pitch to Fred Malmberg since he owns the rights.

2/9/2025, 10:44:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry to hear about your loss. Lost my dad 3 years ago so I totally understand your reasons.

2/9/2025, 9:09:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

Says potential seven bedrooms so I'm wondering if there have been no plans officially submitted for any conversion works and they can't claim it. Price could reflect that part of the onus is on the new owner to go through all the planning works. Looks superb though.

2/9/2025, 9:06:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, hope all is ok. Personally, I’d love to move out of the UK entirely, I have Italian dual nationality so Italy is always an option. Maybe one day.

2/9/2025, 8:16:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

I think that was inevitable, Europe has been sitting on their hands over Putin for years and now it’s too late to mobilise effectively. I’m off to find a nice cave with running water in the Highlands and sit it out.

2/9/2025, 8:12:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pulitzer Center (@pulitzercenter.org) reposted

In 2023, #Apple announced investments in "carbon credits" in Paraguay to create their first 'carbon neutral' product. These credits are eucalyptus forests that use dangerous pesticides. Story by grantee @maximanzoni.bsky.social for @climatetracker.bsky.social and Consen.so. bit.ly/4lFBQri

22/8/2025, 11:46:21 PM | 10 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

I would very much like not to have a third world war kicked off after an American Civil War while I’m trying to find work. Although, it would be very convenient to not pay off loans and shit.

2/9/2025, 8:06:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sext Watto now replaced by Sexy Wubbo

2/9/2025, 8:04:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The UK Gov is falling over themselves giving them contracts and access to citizen data, now they’re getting child and social work info.

2/9/2025, 8:00:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤬

2/9/2025, 7:57:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless you’re Apple launching a new iTeam product.

2/9/2025, 7:57:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless he steps down “on a high” type thing? Lots of claims about achieving peace, amazing tariffs, best President in the world and crap like that, then dies. Would be funny if he did a Tommy Cooper on stage though.

2/9/2025, 7:56:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toussaint Egan (@thesaintoftous.bsky.social) reposted

Kurosawa and Mifune had that shit on

Akira Kurosawa and Toshirô Mifune at the 1960 Venice Film Festival
2/9/2025, 1:44:08 AM | 2763 495 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

Knowing nothing about US politics, is he allowed to declare his successor before he kicks the bucket? Like, mandate it or something as a final act? Or is this 2pm gig just a show and tell ‘look at me I’m still animated’ type thing for the press Or he’ll claim he was poisoned and it’s martial law

2/9/2025, 7:49:13 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pavel🐀 (@spavel.bsky.social) reposted

Remember, when Sam Altman says shit like "future iterations of GPT will require fusion power" or "we will need to build data centers on the moon" he's not revealing an ambitious roadmap. He's doing marketing. Putting "OpenAI" and "moon base" in the same sentence is the only goal.

2/9/2025, 1:42:27 AM | 664 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social) reply parent

We go to orchestral concerts, usually related video game and movie soundtracks at the Usher Hall in Edinburgh. I’d say that 75% and up is a fair guesstimate depending on the titles or the composer.

2/9/2025, 7:36:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosmic Marvel (@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social) reposted

Graham Greene has sadly passed away at the age of 73. He played Skully in ‘Echo’

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He’ll die on 9-11 just to make it all about him.

1/9/2025, 6:09:01 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean they took away all the good bits 😂

1/9/2025, 6:05:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No1 Super Guy

1/9/2025, 5:38:05 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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No1 Super Guy

1/9/2025, 5:38:05 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's something about old 70's and 80's tv themes that just hit different.

1/9/2025, 3:58:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been bingeing on old cartoon theme tunes today, what a nostalgia trip.

1/9/2025, 3:53:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted

“Ok, so I can’t make jewelry, but I’m great at disarming an alarm system and smashing glass cases”

1/9/2025, 3:25:43 PM | 1833 422 | View on Bluesky | view

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watching...warning against surprise attack by alien galaxies from beyond space...

1/9/2025, 3:47:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UGH seems so then, fuck this shit

1/9/2025, 3:43:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They won’t be able to af-fjord the refund when the Norwegians find out they’ll never be fit for service.

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Profile picture Ken Tindell (@kentindell.bsky.social) reposted

"TV detector vans are in your area" but for meat.

A picture of a pack of meat with
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Lmao the Co-op as well

1/9/2025, 9:53:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Despite mother moaning about the 2024 Count of Monte Cristo series not being the same as Dicky Chamberlain's film version, we're rather enjoying it. Sam Claflin is doing a great job as Eddie Dantes, the haunted look is really selling it. Worth catching up on if you love the story.

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scifireader

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😆

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scifireader, it just feels off.

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Profile picture ManMadeMovies (@manmademovies.co.uk) reposted

Yessss! Whole score also available to listen to on SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/mmCtuMUmza6D...

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This seems to be a common issue with Netflix/ Amazon movies preventing a release and I hate it. Not sure if it’s the case here too though but it sucks because I love soundtrack/ scores more than any other genre.

1/9/2025, 8:07:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

MUTE Soundtrack needs to be released! He did such a beautiful job. 💪🏼❤️🤞🏼 youtu.be/vmbj6ZBK2-U?...

1/9/2025, 6:16:22 AM | 175 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theo Priestley (@tprstly.bsky.social)

Convinced that a popular sci-fi account on here is just AI generated commentary. No, it’s not @thespaceshipper.com.

1/9/2025, 8:05:15 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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replace the home studio with cats and then it's accurate

1/9/2025, 7:46:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ketan Joshi (@ketanjoshi.co) reposted

This is grim. Substack skews towards an ideology that is actively anti-science, in its support for centre right to far right commentators. Ideology aside: the site is artificially propped up on hollow VC money and when time comes to cash in, users'll get screwed www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Why scientists are flocking to Substack A new generation of researchers is using the platform to build audiences and monetize their knowledge. By Hannah Docter-Loeb
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I’ve maintained that people instantly know the Jaws theme and a fear of water when they hear it but have never watched the movie or know why they know of it.

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Could confidently state that there's not many modern movies that could achieve this after 50 years.

31/8/2025, 7:10:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMFG the US recorded version of the Ulysses 31 intro theme is an absolute fucking turd. Why and how the fuck did they completely fuck it up? The original French and English versions are absolute bangers, and then the US comes along with something entirely different, it's unrecognisable.

31/8/2025, 6:16:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya dancer, I've found the entire soundtrack to download, Sunday bonus!

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I’m hoping that by the end of this year there will be many creative things on the boil, because in terms of corporate life that’s dead and buried now, it seems I’m “too old” to be useful for office life.

31/8/2025, 5:31:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucken banger! Ulysseeeee-eeeee-eeees

31/8/2025, 5:29:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck it, going to do a U31 marathon this week.

31/8/2025, 5:21:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck, it’s got a truck load of that shaky cam shit.

31/8/2025, 5:19:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Found out last night after digging around that the rights to Ulysses 31 have been returned to their creators under French law because Wildbrain, who bought the rights with DIC, did nothing with it for 20yrs except prevent anyone from using it. And who’s to blame for them losing it? Me. LMFAO

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Tell me about it! Tried to find the one where he’s jetting off and waving his lightsaber around but nada *huffs*

31/8/2025, 5:13:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s no longer Saturday but I don’t care.

31/8/2025, 5:09:30 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proton - the company that boasts user privacy and security as a major feature now have an AI chatbot. Who’s to say where exactly their training data came from….

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