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"Firstly, i'd like to thank the Academy for this honour. Thank you also to all my friends and followers for their support. But mostly, thank you to greg who kept me awake with talk of diarrhoea tonight and allowed me to achieve this accolade" g'nite all❤️ *(Credits roll)*
"Firstly, i'd like to thank the Academy for this honour. Thank you also to all my friends and followers for their support. But mostly, thank you to greg who kept me awake with talk of diarrhoea tonight and allowed me to achieve this accolade" g'nite all❤️ *(Credits roll)*
believe it or not, that is not my goal 🫤
I've always trusted Frances. is that a bad idea?
has it really been three hours? i wasn't keeping track 😔 and I have to be at work in about 5 hours. I should have listened to you earlier 🥺
whoaaa. are you serious? I feel like this could be one of your sneaky traps again
maybe not with you but with greg I am ALWAYS in trouble 🙄
dammit, gwen. are you trying to get me into trouble?
it's my best quality 😜 I promise I was going to sleep and then Frances started posting and then I had to say something and then well.... fiiiine. g'nite again 😂❤️
that sounds incredible. and way better than choc chip :)
oh shit hey greg 🎵🎶
and my heart wants the choc chip 🥹
that looks outstanding! 🤤 tell me more about it
What you don't see... *digs around behind the curtain* ...is how we make the magic... *continues to dig around on other side of curtain* ...behind the skeets. *curtain suddenly crashes down, revealing 200 gerbils holding iPhones*
then why do you buy such big bags? I can't help it if they're lying there looking all "eat me"
[licks thumb] come here you’ve got a little schmutz
I hate when you do that in front of my friends 😠
*slides into a jasmine bubble tea bath with a straw*
Suffocation, no skeeting
discover tab? i already know 'er tab! THE ARISTOCRATS
✍️ gotcha no trader joes here. I think we have flipz in some of our stores tomorrow: Project Pretzel g'nite again! ❤️
are you running a betting pool again???? smh I wanted to ask you for a recommendation on which chocolate pretzels to buy. preferably dark chocolate?
it's only been 10 minutes
pssst, greg.
his and hers peanut butter ❤️ lol 🕧 going to bed fr now nighty night! 🥰
ok. truce for tonight. please don't call the engagement off 🥲
🥏 sigh
I do see your point about the sandwich. what about just eating spoonfuls of crunchy PB (the best way to eat imo). then it's like eating a melted blob of nutty chocolate only its nutty PB?
I thought your issue was the texture of crunchy PB. nuts in chocolate has a very similar texture
well I love them. but it is *pretty similar* to crunchy PB jussayin' don't block me!
what about nut fragments, like in Ferrero Rocher?
how do you feel about nuts in chocolate bars?
i love the unmistakable sound of a skateboard going down the street
dark chocolate is my favourite too and now I have a question that may break our friendship
honestly, I have no idea why. I guess it's just that I don't eat much in the way of junk food. I mean I like junk food I just don't crave it or buy it much. I will fix this tho. I will make a point of getting some chocolate pretzels and see what I am missing.
still waiting for your recipe :) can you believe I have never eaten a chocolate pretzel?
oh don't worry. I see it as karma. Greg and I are regularly rude and hijack other people's threads 😂 mostly because he keeps chasing me to bed 😜
that *is* a cool story 😍
and chocolate pretzels
that sounds adorable! and I need to see that picture someday non-americans probably assume everyone in vegas is an Elvis impersonator or related to one. kind of like how everyone in the UK is assumed to know royalty
how high were the stakes? like buy-a-new-boat winnings? or buy-a-taco ?
really? please don't make me pull out the internet to check this.
you're not a gambler? then what was the deal with betting pools on my sleep pattern, hmmmm?
that is almost the worst part isn't it, missing out on everything else. I was bummed because I love exotic foods and I missed out on two days of potentially amazing food (or potentially amazing poisons)
ahhh. any vegas stories to share with greg and I?
🥰❤️
I knowwww. why aren't people co-operating? do I need to go against my principles and start posting hot political takes ?
I sense a story....
oh I was happy for you to share your story. I was thinking more that what you ATE should have stayed in vegas but I guess it went with the plane to your next destination. fun trading shitty stories!
lol. I admire your dedication. I had given up hope 🥲
what happens in vegas stays in vegas or so I hear
luckily it happened during the part of the holiday where I was staying in hotels in the city and not during the rural backpacking part and now I feel like having oysters too
that's what I said the last time I ate oysters on a holiday in Thailand the day before I thought I was going to die from diarrhoea and dehydration
I'm concerned for your digestive system. I'm also not going to stand anywhere near you in case...
watching Alien: Earth and thinking about deviled xenomorph eggs
there is some dude in the comments who doesn’t like Erin’s work here.
I'm not "wasting time scrolling social media." I'm gathering telemetry.
what a creep. sorry rogs 💜
I was having a weird dream 🤷♀️
I needed to pee 😬
crunchy
My body is even more dramatic than I am
oh yeah! I'm inviting myself around for dinner...
ooooh. harsh, jo 😭🥰
Erin, I love this thread! 🥰 Ignore those naysayers. Sad unfunny souls.
prepared to do it but I am gonna need some help from the two of youuuuuu
working today because I spell labour with a 'u'
Labor Day is a Die Hard holiday
If anyone should be doing one it is you Jen! 😍😘 hawt
where was the reprimanding me bit? pre or post bidet?
how am I supposed to not stare at you? it’s asking too much, tbh.
Goobernatorial lol
truth
followers of matt yglesias or jesse singal: problematic followers of stefanthinks: charismatic
Bring out your dead, please. We are going to need them for the three legged race.
I'm breaking all the rules tonight (putting smooth and crunchy peanut butter on the same slice of bread)
Pour one out for my white patent leather loafers and belt. Rest well you kings of summer patios, you princes of parquet dance floors
Where you see only one set of zig-zagging footsteps is where you jumped on my back and covered my eyes — shit coulda put us both in the ER, dumbass
tbh, that is a secret I would like to keep between just the two of us
😂 urinal cakes are serious business
😍❤️
cheers, gwen! and I am so glad you are feeling better 🥰😘
😂 omg. Mods!
I was in bed 🥺🥲
a freak for your love, los 🥰
OMG this kitty is way more handsome than certain men I know btw 😘
What do you look for in a man? @trickykat.bsky.social : THIS
phrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffftttttttttt (the last 4 t's are silent)
I’ve got next game! *puts a quarter on your skeet*
"I am the captain now," I say confidently, as I approach your little man in the boat.
That the universe is ever-expanding is why the bathroom feels farther away from the bed every night.
knock-knock-knockin on heaven’s door as i light the bag of poo and run away giggling
he is the best of the OD boys Matilda is one of my faves
I got canceled because I didn't mention that I'm a dad in my profile, which is compulsory.
*blocked*
it's important in life to have things you're looking sideways at
Why does ai never say "affirmative"? So unrealistic!
you’re clever and funny. it’s so easy to be nice to you! 🥰
live fast die young. come.....back......as........a.......sloth.
But I can’t help myself! All that buttery crunchiness….