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The episode where Mitch attempts it is so funny
He/him. Protect trans kids!
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The episode where Mitch attempts it is so funny
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok but sometimes their chocolate covered ice cream bars are the only viable liquor store option and must it be done
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Press f to say I do
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh jeez… we’re living in Fromsoft item description text
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Also funny since he looks like Tucker
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone that didn’t take the buyout is quickly answering why they didn’t take the buyout.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Just waiting for 665 more likes before I screenshot
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the thing that Instagram click baits you into opening by cropping the text
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the goal to destroy podcast search?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Endemic in AI boosterism
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
The logo ended up kind of ominous for me after I saw this at a Berkeley film festival. www.themoviedb.org/movie/122463... The largest native burial site in the Bay Area first had a dance pavilion built on it, and then a Sherwin Williams factory (and later superfund site), and finally a mall.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile our dem governor is doing her best to ruin universal preschool in Portland
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh. I don’t remember him but I definitely remember her
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
This is movie is so much better than you expect
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats on coming out of that coma from 10 months ago
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
CVS randomly moved my Covid appointment 3 weeks into the future with no explanation
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
It kind of makes sense like how every windows app would do this in the early 90s even when it was not what you wanted en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_...
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m suddenly flashing back to accidentally printing hundreds of pages of log output early in my software engineering career
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
IT crowd and Father Ted
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of incidentally Piccolo coded
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Just taking off from Portland OR. Did Jobs make this available in PDX carpet pattern as a hat tip to his Reed College roots?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that he won after the favorite concert question was so crazy.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what, I’m starting to find him fun!
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Not the worst evocation of Groundhog Day by a New York mayor…
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
You know Bryan essentially lives in LA, so this would be fairly convenient
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Angus King is technically IND(EAD) and just caucuses with our ghouls
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
See the thing about candidates from Maine is you can always bury them in the Pet Sematary [sic], if something bad happens.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Ex-lax horlicks
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh now he really is the the dem Trump
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
“Mam, do you know the way to the vet? Because these pythons are sick. Please! I must help them!”
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like I’ve played a jrpg that’s more 1-1. Like everyone has an animal spirit for their magic attacks.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Daemons are kind of like Pokémon
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if he ever played a jrpg?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I worked for a toxic startup in the mid-2010s where the HR lady would openly call Reese the c word in interviews based on some previous work she’d done with her. You’d think maybe she was on to something, but now she’s working to mine the earth’s moon so it’s more of a “let them fight” scenario
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
But her user name was BoxingHelena88?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh you wanted the pitch calling robot? What if we made an ump that was MORE likely to just make shit up instead?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, that’s dirty pool! *oof*
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why they named it Rock Cod
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the alien version from the world’s end. Not to worry.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I read the Wikipedia page once and could never in a million years see myself watching that.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it was a crazy evolutionary dead end in controllers
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn’t the ps3 have analog face buttons? (No real feedback from the button though)
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah they sell things on the internet now
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Providore? Coquine Market?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I was so bad at that game. My strategy of drive a truck into it wasn’t very advanced.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh do things fall when you take out the supports? That was where Teardown’s immersion broke a little for me.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s grown accustomed to the particular flavors of spit.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I think I only made it to two as a kid. My mental calculus was do I want to explain the Cold War and nuclear weapons to a 7 year old right before bed? Maybe in a couple of years
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
We finished Prydain a while back (👍) and went right into A Wrinkle in Time (which I’ve found to be more overtly Christian than Lewis but less annoying about it) and my son loved it, but I kind of had to call an audible when the 3rd book starts with a rogue nuclear state (switched to Mrs basil e…)
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
And if anyone is appalled to learn what you paid, you have the perfect reaction noise.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to transition to gamer renewables
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
“You have the right to yes and”
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
You do literally look like someone that just kind of writes down dreams.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
In a tight spot, they can… [puts on sunglasses] improvise
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Assemble of a crack team of Second City reservists.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
But how to disabusse them?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
The umbilical apparatus can only extend so far
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
It says unmodified and you can fork, etc. but does it actually handle threads with web workers seamlessly? Very cursed and fun
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think I was the only one that went robocop to total recall to “we’re seeing T2 in the theater and you might as well watch the first one before we go”.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Did the writer of the theme to 90210 get the assignment and go “I should crib owner of a lonely heart off 90125”?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife did a really enjoyable cioppino inspired tomato cod stew a while back. Lot of cod, tomato, lemon, and onion.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the first thing a wizards hat?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds like a doughboys chat
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Needs more mung bean sprouts
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh you can’t feed him after midnight
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
A phrase I can only ever hear Nic Cage deliver in Bringing Out the Dead
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m taking the first line as an allusion to Bringing out the Dead
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
The ultimate evolution in working things out with your dad
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
This sent me down a wiki hole where I learned Cotton Warburton won both an Oscar and a college football national championship. Suddenly my mind is open to insane alternate egot style formulations.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I wasn’t super happy that evil happy valley lady in the cabinet invited him to invade Portland
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
My unto the breach body
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah my super Christian friend in college said he was at the Bush inauguration, but now Drew is like the best union man.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved this show. I loved the famous Teddy Z. Rip off Ferris Bueller again and again and I’ll love them all.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I chuckle every time I read my bottle of Nordic Naturals fish oil capsules.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone demanding what can only be the the end result of a groundswell movement by calling every step of the groundswell not worth doing.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Major Dad?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Stopping the trolley in the trolley problem to disappear half the passengers
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks!
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
But it’s my birthday!
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
This game deserved a Saturn 4 meg port
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw the name and my mind immediately filled in “boldly going forward because we can’t find reverse” but nothing else is familiar. Wonder if this is from falling to sleep sunday nights listening to dr demento?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
32kb of ram in 1984 is a little rough
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I missed this movie so completely. I had moved to a hippie co-op for college that had a no tv in common space rule and the only evidence of it I ever encountered was a souvenir cup for the film on a dish washing shift.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like Luka from ER
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Bolsonaro knew a guy
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Slow Zoom on Jake Tapper as Curb theme plays
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Also dont the kids know him for clone wars?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh and about the Wire, I did see Aiden Gillen on the streets of Dublin on vacation in 2017.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this just a being Irish thing?
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
The implied hog is huge and under the floor
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll redouble his commitment to funding ice in his memory
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Big rock candy mountains
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s mine and John McCain’s birthday today so it’d be a great pick!
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Hail our dark lord
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay so when you see someone has 665 followers you simply have to click
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
A serious raw milk borne bacterial infection would solve so much
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
Also he would shoplift joss whedon show dvd boxed sets, to throw 2 or 3 other kinds of guy in there.
Tristan Buckner (@tristanbuckner.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew a straight edge guy that carried around in his wallet the scabs from the scarified X’s he’d done on the backs of his hands.