When EXTREME is not enough.
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When EXTREME is not enough.
Did you make a mistake??? Emphasis mine. > Most children start elementary school (called ‘basisschool’ in Dutch) THE DAY AFTER their 4th birthday.
My first thought was to make a "Ghost of Hanukkah Past" joke. But a second later I realized that it wasn't kosher.
“I just sat at the drums and said, ‘Can I have a go?’ I just took to it.” — Honey Lantree #BOTD Lantree, hairdresser turned drummer for the Joe-Meek-produced (boy) band The Honeycombs. A boy band w/a girl drummer is still rare. In the 1960s it was unheard of. A wee thread on this inspiring figure!
Dig for free candy! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-te...
3.93122% chance of glioblastoma
You're right but I'd like dessert first. I really would. And ideally soon as possible.
Was Bobson Dugnutt not available? > By Andrew Mambo, Julian Ring Nominative determinism strikes again. And Andy Mambo sounds like a hitman in a seventh-rate mafia comedy.
There's an Elvis joke here but I can't find it.
I've got the music ready.
Trump hasn't been seen in public for two days. It probably doesn't mean anything. But what if it does? There is always hope. A Twitter thread by a journo - xcancel.com/lrozen/statu...
Snippy
Modern country is horrible. This is great.
I forgot all about the post. I made it for a neoliberal ghoul gushing about "abundance". The real Mother Jones would be spinning in her grave at what's been done to her name. The ghoul works for the website. I thought they'd mute me. Nope. The truth hurts. I got a block.
Seems bad.
He was merely quoting the rock band Rush.
It's nature day for me today. Somehow an ant started crawling along the frame of my glasses.
> J Powell... anon shitposting 4-Chan memelord He is. But it's not gone public. Yet.
I follow him to post his slop and make fun of it on a leftist site. But I had 100% forgotten that plus I forgot that the goobers I follow could become badges on me. I'm actually going to edit my bio now and explain things.
A Walmart Baphomet at best.
At dusk I saw a rabbit foraging next to my mailbox. That's not unusual at all. They are active at that time and before sunrise. Lots of rabbits around. But then I went into my backyard and I got a surprise. A small snake. A young bull snake? I didn't know ANY snakes were around.
She's probably on the phone with the Nazi billionaire who is offering her a really nice vacay if her hubby *votes* the right way.
Maybe Trump has started to ignore the benefit of burying bad news via a trick like Friday night news dump and now he will do whatever he wants immediately.
Is her brow furrowed?
GOP SCOTUS also forgot that anyone also includes *them*. They gave their hoped for presidential victor the power to imprison, torture, or kill anyone.
If he marries her eventually - it's brooks as a verb.
Brett, this column is genius! Brett, this food is awesome! You have the best taste in food imaginable! Brett, you have fantastic musical taste! Brett, great fashion sense! Brett, your off-Broadway play recommendations were really amazing! Brett, I'm so very sorry horrible people called you bed
Anybody have a link with context? This isn't snark nor doubt. I'm a socialist not GOP. I simply want context.
Also - when it's 100% impossible for them to do NOW.
How do you get those badges?
I HAD to watch Youtube vids to try to fix my thermostat. Another problem is when the guy narrating sounds like he has the sniffles PLUS he's clewing on his thumb as he explains.
Step four was awesome! My god! And when he did the thing with the other thing - that was the best! Okay, let's look at step five!
In hell - the demons give you a certain amount of time to solve a technical problem or you get tortured again for the nth time. The catch is that you can only watch Youtube vids. An impossible task.
Deep in character for an upcoming biopic?
xcancel.com/andrewcuomo/...
I feel silly now.
That makes me think of this tweet... > Riding a bike is one of the few activities left to modern man that gives the experience of operating a contraption, rather than a gadget or a gizmo
To you have a Bandcamp or something?
Wait... That's not a screengrab from "Brazil"?
> PC Format, July 1995, issue #46 Google says the source is Facebook - which you didn't mention. Sure. It's possible. It's also just as possible they're lying and they intentionally picked a source that's not digitally checkable. People will do anything for likes and upvotes.
I don't believe that's real. If it is - why are there zero google image results before 2024-01-01?
I'd get nightmares. That painting would be right at home in the Night Gallery.
Could it be a blueback salmon? I googled but the results were shitty. I did find this however.
Monkey see - monkey do? I wonder if Rob Schneider did that repeatedly in some 2/10 "comedy".
Start the countdown clock for GOP SCOTUS to swoop in and (effectively) keep ALL Trump's concentration camps open *permanently*.
I hate to say it but how fast will GOP SCOTUS move to keep the concentration camp open?
I'm chiitan☺️Japanese crazy mascot.
Ya know what I'd like to know, senator? What YOU are going to do about the militarized fascist presence - that's federal AND state - in DC NOW. If the fascists win - DC statehood is irrelevant. I don't need to explain why - do I?
One Bag to rule them all, One Bag to find them, One Bag to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
> The term salaryman (サラリーマン, sararīman) is a Japanese word for salaried workers. [...] The word sararīman is often described as a wasei-eigo but it appears instead to be a straight borrowing from the English phrase "salaried man", which predates the Japanese term by nearly a century.
RFK Jr. in his razor blade voice might say "It could be good for you. Who can say? I'm authorizing research."
🌊🍙MOTHER OF THE SEA🍘✨
The media: "Legal experts say he lacks the constitutional authority to do so." Trump: "I'm gonna do it." Later... The six conservative Supreme Court justices have given President Trump the unprecedented power to... The media: "We are perplexed by this situation. Could there be bias in the highest
Ice cream with a cookie and a banana Seems a bit wordy.
I'm not a 7 figure dem consultant so what do I know. But maybe - just maaybee - there are other things for the DC dems to focus on and worry about.
Headstock selfie Joan Jett 1977 Context - bsky.app/profile/chri...
Mood.
Everyday Japan. #photography
NHC says Erin may be starting an eyewall replacement cycle. I wrote about ERCs last year and how they contribute to a storm growing in size, as Erin is expected to do. www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/scie...
I am pretty sure the general public has no idea how much black #bears love eating dandelions. Here is a very happy bear enjoying the never ending supply. #nature #mammals #photography 🏔️🐻🌲🌱🌲🏔️
The times are changing, and some ancestors will be traveling home in style at the end of Obon🤖🍆 #Japan #Obon #お盆
NPR, we want to know who voted for Trump. If you're going to write yet more articles like this - tell us who voted for Trump, supported Trump and STILL supports Trump. Ctrl-f vot - zero results Ctrl-f support - zero results
It depends on the "sandwich".
Are they searching for weaponized sandwiches?
A moment of silence please for our fallen hero.
Without some form of enforcement I fail to see how any legal ruling against ICE / TRUMP / etc is actually important. They continue to do what they have been doing all along. Maybe with legal tweaks. I don't want to be a reply guy but "This is HUGE" legal posts are silly and really irk me.
Nathan the Dad said... > The crux of the issue is that ICE is actually ignoring the law and the courts because there's no enforcement method. Is there no enforcement method? If so - "none of this matters" - right? I await your reply.
"In a year or so" is a big mistake. I should have said "after the midterms". The GOP justices are *probably* unlikely to kill gay marriage before that. There's are sham elections that need to happen before they allow kill gay marriage, let Trump have a third term, etc.
> highly unlikely Get back to me in a year or so and we'll see how badly your post highly unlikely aged like milk.
Number guys know numbers. But Trump know numbers better than number guys. So I gotta have numbers guys who know numbers like I know numbers so there are smaller bad numbers that make tariffs look bad because tariffs are good and make very, very good numbers.
Sam Altman jumping in "GPT-6 is moving fast. Once we get another $100,000,000,000 - blueberry 'b' bissues band bthe blike bwill be ba bthing bof bthe bpast. Believe bme. Believe bme."
...yet.
Ninja edit > my Oops. I somehow thought it was "stuck in your head". Well, I already went and got the link...
Note to self - I really need to *finally* learn how to use Gimp so I can do some quickie photoshopping.
The creepy thing is if you kept "This is America..." on the top and "...Keep it free" on the bottom plus you removed the other text and you used the following the image - the republicans would love it.
I kinda wish my state was named Mez Mico.
They can't learn. During the worst of covid - an unvaxxed guy in Louisiana was intubated due to the disease. After he recovered angrily said he wouldn't get the jab because he didn't want the government "shoving anything down my throat." Zero self-awareness. I was gobsmacked. --- Ninja edit...
Unfortunately kids and pets are involved too.
> [RFK Jr.] has said he is a fan of raw milk. In May, he recorded an interview with a wellness influencer, which ended with the two doing shooters of raw milk in the White House. archive.ph/u0LfZ
Bluesky would be a hell of a lot better if Resistance Bluesky left and moved over to Threads. And Threads would basically be the same - right?
Might be a coincidence but I can't help but wonder if 100 followers puts your account on follow lists for spammy accounts & bots. It's a real drag when followers are not real. I have 122 followers and I must have blocked 10+ accounts in just the last couple weeks. I blocked another 1 a minute ago.
I wonder why. I live in the US and we have squirrels in cities. I can see them fairly often in my backyard.
> 2019-2023 Ah - I entirely missed them. Darn it. I started getting my groceries delivered after it was clear covid was totally out of control. And even after the worst of it - I never went back to grocery shopping in person.
We're gonna light a match and burn it all down. Or maybe - you want us to build deck for you? Redwood from California. Looks really nice. Give ya a good deal. You better take it.
Once Trump has it changed - I look forward to Schumer saying they are "working hard to find a bipartisan solution".
It's hard to be a tribune of the people when - even for moment - you can't stop focusing on page views, clicks, and ad revenue.
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*for the base.
It's red meat at the base. The base is post common sense. They just want the silly brouhaha.
Sit down for this memento mori.
"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months." - Henny Youngman
> I hope it all ends soon. I know you meant peacefully but I couldn't help but think of WW III. I can't believe somebody as awful, unhinged, and abjectly stupid as Trump is the final authority on American nuclear weapons.
Mood
Are mirror selfie "installations" common in the world? I had no idea they existed at all. I'm nearly 100% unaware of visual pop culture stuff.
