FAWLTY TOWERS
Frequency modulation practitioner ENOUGH with the vertical videos already Mood for the foreseeable future: WTAF Cruel, but fair Yeah, see?
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FAWLTY TOWERS
In case you're wondering what kind of batshit lunatic fabrications artificial intelligence spits out on the reg
When you wake up in the morning and read something on Bluesky which has no context, but you immediately know EXACTLY who and what it's about, that's your confirmation that the universe is operating properly
Are you telling me that an associate of a convicted fraudster and adjudicated rapist, who defamed election workers, has been disbarred in multiple jurisdictions, has multiple indictments, and is the target of multiple sexual assault allegations is LYING about the crash circumstances?
(1) Of course, because kickbacks (2) being homeless (3) Noem is "taking care of them" (4) that would be far too much work
All the thoughtsing and prayersing these fake-ass "Christians" like Holy Mike do every time some lunatic kills a bunch of innocent children SURE works wonders preventing the next lunatic from killing a bunch of innocent children, and the next, and the next ...
Thousands of farm animals & livestock are going unattended. They aren’t being milked. They aren’t being fed. I feel a great deal more for those animals than for the farmers who voted for this shit. They KNEW who their workers were & where they came from. But they voted to hurt them anyway.
CHICAGO…
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That's 65 million delusional suckers who would buy cheap (but hilariously expensive) Chinese-made "gold" sneakers and cheap (expensive) "made in the USA" cellphones which are obviously not made in the USA, and all the other fraudulent trash. So, still lots of grift potential there
If guns aren't the problem, what are the metal detectors supposed to be detecting? What an oxygen-wasting sack of vomit this twat is
And they say immigrants are the issues….
What. The. Fuck. Is. He. Talking. About.
Letting fires burn through rural towns to own the libs
Shakespeare be like "Who the hell starts a sentence with 'Shakespeare be like'?" as he shoots a vertical video while sitting in his car
A government job
Referring to a mediocre breakfast restaurant as your culture and heritage is one of the whitest things I've ever read.
They gave them authority over us. They can’t even spell “government”. I don’t think you should be an armed part of something you can’t even spell.
And when you ask, wait for them to answer instead of just continuing on with whatetever else you're saying and thereby confirming that you don't really give a damn how they're doing
But why would you care what anyone else says?
Uh oh. Handy McHandyface Boebert is gonna be PISSED about losing the title
A perf- ah say, a PERFECT gentleman
Orange Julius Caesar: "My pet Elon is organizing a trip to the surface of the sun." Reporter: "But won't they burn up before they even get close to it?" Orange Julius Caesar: "Oh, it's fine. They're going at night"
It's almost as if the alleged "President" is a corrupt fucking shitstain or something
You're about 300 feet from this. And I'm probably being generous
Your biannual reminder that millions of smoothbrains (like Orange Julius Caesar and his lickspittle white supremacist mob) STILL think "woke" is an insult rather than a compliment
Maybe they should get the DOGEbags in there to see if there's any waste, fraud, and abuse going on
That "do you even own a suit" jibe was hilarious coming from a Drumpf sycophant who looks like he buys his clothes at a pet store
Life comes at you fast
New Russian long range weaponry of mass destruction
The REAL STORY is STILL THIS: AND WE MUST KEEP IT THAT WAY.
Two words: Fuck yeah
I'll leave the rest up to you
You're not careening. You're off the road, in the ditch, the CyberNaziTruck is on fire, and you're about to be roasted unless someone, ANYONE, does some serious intervention
Can we get this in Canada? I'm not on Ozempic, but I might think about getting on it, because I'd love to have Novo Nordisk pay ME $3,750 for each month's supply instead of ME having to pay THEM. It's a tad expensive
I can't think of a whole lot of formerly loved Canadian broadcasting icons who should be kicked out of the Canadian Broadcasting Hall Of Fame, but former MuchMusic VJ JD Roberts is certainly one of them
This is how it feels to discuss vaccines with an antivaxxer 😂😅🤣
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...
Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’ theonion.com/fox-new...
Got these at Martha's Vineyard today, no problem. Delicious
“Medium income” 🤡 @megancnbc.bsky.social
Fly By Night
Also, if we quit testing for diseases, then we won't have so many diseases
The definition of "woke" is: Cognizant of social injustices, and willing to do somehting about them. Being against Trump's pedophile gangs, and Musk's starvation of innocent children, and Trump's gang of rapists is the very DEFINITION of "woke". Fly that flag proudly
This is officially my new favorite album art. Thanks for listening to 100.3 The Q, and have a weeeeeeeekend -Scott
“And the other thing I say to Europe, we will not allow a windmill to be built in the United States, they’re killing us. They’re killing the beauty of our scenery...."
FAFO is a wonderful thing
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It's pretty telling when even the lickspittle sycophants of the scumbag who inspired this screed immediately know which scumbag inspired it
What the hell did ten year olds do to deserve such an insult?
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the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy
Almost 72 percent of ICE victims have NO criminal convictions. Just wait til they disappear THIS disabled reporter-mocking shitstain who has THIRTY-FOUR convictions Oh wait
Cool how The Man Upstairs spared the rapist felon and executed a volunteer firefighter
Empathy, understanding, tolerance, not being racist, not being a bigot, not being a transphobic/homophobic sack of shit, having more than a toddler's grasp of grammar, spelling, and punctuation
*Alleged* dad
Nope. The fact that it's so totally believable, though, speaks volumes about what a [redacted in case ladies are present] this plastic-faced trash is www.snopes.com/fact-check/i...
The solution to this, obviously, is to completely obliterate the Department Of Education
Oh, he'll get over it. All farmers are gonna die eventually anyway, to paraphrase one of the ghoulish assholes he helped get into power with his vote
Well - the ones with empathy, conscience, and morals, at least
Some numbnuts bellend trying to shame someone for not being familiar with a song at a concert is another example of why, when interstellar travelers accidentally end up in our neighborhood because they were relying on Apple Maps, they roll up the windows, lock the doors, and floor it out of here
This should be a bigger deal, ya'll
The word "man" is doing a shitload of heavy lifting here
If you're in the United States, and you're STILL saying stuff like "we're teetering on the precipice of fascism" - here's your update. You're not teetering: the train left the station long ago, and the cattle cars are now being unloaded at the destination. Wake up
Thank you. I must have watched this hundreds of times since it was first posted - and this is the first time I noticed that he knocked the cymbal right off the post when he hit it with his guitar. Also the ending is pretty much a recreation of my shitshow-induced mood currently ;)
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It's like they're trying to put The Onion out of business. And they're doing a fine job of it
What did we do to deserve an insult like that? -The Snakes
Random statement with no context
Don’t for one second, not one millisecond, say babies drowning in Texas is justified because of their parent’s vote. Jesus Christ. Be better.
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[Narrator] And word slowly spread throughout the ranks of the stormtroopers that hardly anyone who is not orange is immune to the "fuck around and find out" phenomenon
Emphasis on "morons"
We’re calling for a Florida boycott over the inhumane “Alligator Alcatraz” detention site. Cancel your family vacation and choose a different destination this summer.
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
Everything old is new again
Actual presidential guy, as opposed to a repugnant vile orange rapist racist killer of hungry children
When Canadians did this, it was because they were predictably having a smoothbrain shitfit after being asked to respect others by acting responsibly and helping to curb the spread of a potentially deadly disease. In this case, though, it's 100% justified
This cartoon is hot right now… www.worldofmoose.com/products/30-...
Another one for Canada Day RS
I heartily endorse both of these proposed outcomes
Oh, is the Big Bullshit Bill going to fuck up your companies even more than you've fucked them up? Fuck off to Mars, and don't come back