So hypothetically an assassin could conspire with someone making a bet to ensure the outcome they want?
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So hypothetically an assassin could conspire with someone making a bet to ensure the outcome they want?
From personal time, to traveling too often, to illness... great
Trump acts so much like Emperor Kuzco it's kind of eerie.
Trump’s mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age
They don't - they just don't care that he's evil.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Any man who must say "I am not a dictator" is a true dictator.
And this was before the brain damage and lack of a spine?
Reading it now
Cats always win
I've got my kitty, some hot tea, and a place to sit.
As she said, correlation is not causation. Seems pretty speculative www.semafor.com/article/08/2...
Trying to focus, trying to focus...
Judge Xinis: Your clients are *absolutely forbidden* from removing Mr. Abrego from the continental United States. You understand this? DOJ: Yes.
Is anyone else tempted to just go out and burn the flag right now?
Any man who must say "I am not a dictator" is a true dictator.
Is anyone else tempted to just go out and burn the flag right now?
"We just knew she would never have anything substantial to say," said one reporter who went to get a sandwich in lieu of attending.
Opposition viewpoint to flag burning: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDgZ...
Flag burning has been settled for decades. It's almost as though Trump is an idiot... youtu.be/pSANTRnEBgg?...
I wonder if Trump's EO would include humping the flag.
In the industry, we call this "evil" www.npr.org/2025/08/25/n...
Trump supporters didn't think she was exaggerating - they just didn't care.
Gavin Newsom is parodying Donald Trump online—and the reaction from Trump’s supporters is proof that Newson is on to something, @radiofreetom.bsky.social argues.
"Where's my check?" Maxwell said after the interview.
If Trump says something will happen in two weeks, he's hoping his idiotic supporters will forget about it. The rest of us can't (tends to happen when you're responsible for the suffering and deaths of others).
Won't this interfere with Republicans' plans for celebrating Hitler's birthday?
Just remember: There's no situation that can't be made worse by involving Republicans.
Gotta be 4.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
When you don't know what the Citizens United SCOTUS decision is, you're not exactly allowed to have an opinion on money in politics.
A very good roundup www.citationneeded.news/justin-sun-b...
Word of the day: resalable.
If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it: Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
Hopefully not a pistol shrimp.
I don't like to talk about my flair www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ChQ...
Just remember: There's no situation that can't be made worse by involving Republicans.
The equation is very simple. In light of what we know now: If you’re a Republican or you’re supporting Trump, you’re either a pedophile or you support protecting pedophiles. Decide which side of the equation you wanna be on. #GOPedophile ⚖️🤔 #WakeUp #NoMoreSilence #Accountability”
Why is Chris Pratt advertising a prayer app on Fox News?
Ron Howard's voice: In fact, he had no clue what he was doing. His brain had been surgically removed years ago when he visited Epstein's island.
The irony of Republicans in Congress praising the anniversary of the passage of the 19th Amendment as though they aren't actively trying to strip women's voting rights.
Ron Howard's voice: In fact, he had no clue what he was doing. His brain had been surgically removed years ago when he visited Epstein's island.
I think I've officially taken every possible form of transport between Austin and Dallas at this point.
Vonlane, Greyhound, Amtrak, Red Coach, Flix bus, rental car, personal car, Southwest Airlines, American Airlines... the only thing left is hitchhiking and biking 300 km.
In Dallas for a few days
Cartoon by Guy Richards Smit.
I think I've officially taken every possible form of transport between Austin and Dallas at this point.
There it is
Korean Independence Day 🇰🇷
Life would be so much easier if I were an immoral scammer.
I saw a hole in your hand, and now that's all I can see.
I thought the Onion was supposed to be parody... Noem actually would offer this.
I'm definitely not in the right head space to work or travel.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZdZ...
He just wants to murder and imprison people who criticize him... it's not hard to understand.
Jubilee's video on "debating" 20 Trump supporters www.youtube.com/watch?v=DswH...
"We just couldn't stand him being so accurate," said the fascists.
i'm gonna live forever
I think we all wanted to see Hank Hill respond to some of these toxic male women-hating influencers, but the conclusion of the episode wasn't about winning the argument, it was a cop out that doesn't exist in the real world.
No, it doesn't www.coindesk.com/markets/2025...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZdZ...
Somedays I feel like I'm reporting on what's going on with BMW during WWII.
The smartest, most patient person could explain the relationship between the Fed, the economy, inflation, and how the US markets work and chances are I would still be pretty confused at the end.
Some people look at me funny when I tell them my favorite word is "defenestrate"... but it's so concise!
In conservatives' version, is Heart renamed "Black Heart"?
Social media doesn't suck - people do.
Somedays I feel like I'm reporting on what's going on with BMW during WWII.
Personal, professional, and societal problems hitting all at once...
I am not doing well, and it's affecting my objectivity at work...
Reminder
Kisscam staying undefeated
Using mandamus as a verb.... scandalous
Literally anyone is better than Habba www.nytimes.com/2025/07/22/n...
I guess Democrats in the Senate could take a similar course of action to block the two crypto bills? punchbowl.news/archive/7222...
The best news of today will be if Alina Habba is out of a position she should never have been in and forced to return home, alone and forgotten forever.
I still remember my high school locker combination and the code I used to apply for universities :P
Will be interesting to see TDS' and Late Show's monologues tonight www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwOL...
No one ever said corruption and a lack of morality and decency wasn't good for your wallet www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
The worst people in the world are happy they're doing the worst things in the world.
海の日!
I know it's not 2006. I just need it to be.
新海誠様... when are you going to announce something?
Honestly I thought they were still making those.
I know it's not 2006. I just need it to be.
The news that CBS had canceled “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” prompted plenty of speculation about the network’s motivations. But “the underlying point is clear”: late-night TV has lost its value, David Sims argues:
The US flag should be at half staff every day until 2029.
David Sacks is such a sycophant.
There is zero chance Bill Hagerty speaks fluent Japanese.
He truly is a monster, even for something as "neutral" as this www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHD1...
Amtrak between Dallas and Austin took 11.5 hours, arriving after midnight. If I had been on the shinkansen? Probably would take just over an hour, arriving and departing on time.
The US flag should be at half staff every day until 2029.
Why Colbert's cancellation marks a dangerous new stage for the culture at large
The worst people in the world are happy they're doing the worst things in the world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xop8...
Just realized it's been almost 2.5 years since a new episode of South Park.
Every time a Republican approaches Trump:
Uh huh. "Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell said the decision was due to the success of the mission." www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
Com'n... Sisko is more human than Kirk @mattcameron.bsky.social