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Tim Walker

@twalk.bsky.social

Science- & nature-loving writer, dad, & fitness buff in ATX. ❤️‍🔥 of a hype man. Happily partnered. Intersectional feminist & LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally. ⚽️. (he/him) Get into using alt text. Get WAY into it. Av: bearded middle-aged guy Banner: wall map of world weather

created July 18, 2023

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Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I like it.

23/9/2025, 12:41:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

😂🤣

23/9/2025, 12:05:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh that is very nice.

23/9/2025, 12:00:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted

SURVEY: We value your feedback! ME: Brother, you do not want this.

22/9/2025, 11:54:25 PM | 160 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

OUCH. I felt that. :)

23/9/2025, 12:00:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I love it.

22/9/2025, 11:58:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Hesselden (@andrewhesselden.bsky.social) reposted

Life learnings I’d like to share with future generations: The way to do something is not a “hack”. A “hack” is an unconventional or alternative shortcut or workaround. Not everything is a “hack”.

22/9/2025, 11:39:46 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) (@bestonetx.bsky.social) reposted

Tylenol is about to become the new club drug.

22/9/2025, 11:18:22 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh! I need to tell my firstborn about this…

22/9/2025, 11:16:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

👍👍

22/9/2025, 11:16:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤩

22/9/2025, 11:15:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

🙌

22/9/2025, 11:15:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

:-)

22/9/2025, 11:06:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

🤩

22/9/2025, 11:00:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

[makes a note in my planner]

22/9/2025, 10:59:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

There's an obvious gap in the market for us to fill. Now we just need to conceive, plot, draft, and revise these things.

22/9/2025, 10:52:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 (@whysharksmatter.bsky.social) reposted

‘Involved sequentially’: leopard sharks observed mating for first time in wild have threesome www.theguardian.com/environment/... 🦑🌎🧪🦈

22/9/2025, 7:04:13 PM | 82 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luna 🌙 (@headingwest.ca) reposted

So is Tylenol supposed to be *the* cause of autism, *one* cause of autism, or what? Obvs bullshit, given that it runs in families, and all 3 of my kids are autistic and only with one of them did I use any Tylenol. Just curious what bs is being flung, without actually reading anything infuriating.

22/9/2025, 10:45:49 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course! Besides all the intake, there's the output!

22/9/2025, 10:49:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Love me some sesame oil, scallions, and furikake.

22/9/2025, 10:49:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Mm-hmm. 👍

22/9/2025, 10:48:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I am carefully bookmarking this for later.

22/9/2025, 10:48:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

These look PRETTY GREAT, D. :)

22/9/2025, 10:48:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

[ogling fritters]

22/9/2025, 10:30:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

[nodding throughout]

22/9/2025, 10:29:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

holy moly

22/9/2025, 10:27:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

And $11 measly bucks a month, I just discovered!

22/9/2025, 10:27:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social)

This is what I keep hearing!

22/9/2025, 10:24:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

That song is good.

22/9/2025, 10:24:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds tasty. :) How do you prepare the tofu? (I'm just barely starting to get into cooking my own tofu.)

22/9/2025, 10:22:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

If it came down to it, I could get rid of my TVs and all of my streaming subscriptions, and I'd be fine. I'm sitting in a room that has more than 1,000 books in it, many of which I've never read or would enjoy rereading. And that's before we get to magazines, music, or the public library. 5/end

22/9/2025, 10:21:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

If anything, ditching Prime and the Disney bundle would make me likelier to subscribe to Criterion or Mubi to watch classics and arthouse movies. 4/

22/9/2025, 10:21:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Some months ago we canceled Amazon Prime. This hasn't slowed down our movie-watching even remotely. I'm not worried about missing Disney+ because (a) I've gone without it before, and (b) I've watched all of the MCU multiple times. I'm nicely sated, thank you. 3/

22/9/2025, 10:21:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

My gf and I have a big spreadsheet of movies to watch together. We watch several per month, plus add others as they occur to us or when we decide to see them ad hoc. The list of unwatched movies we want to see is longer now than it was when we started the spreadsheet a couple of years ago. 2/

22/9/2025, 10:21:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social)

There is SO MUCH out there to choose from. And not only in the abstract sense of "more movies than you could ever watch." When I first thought about canceling Disney+ / Hulu / ESPN, the stuff I figured I would miss the most was the Bundesliga and La Liga. But there's so much OTHER ⚽️ available. 1/

22/9/2025, 10:21:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Esther Schindler (@estherschindler.bsky.social) reposted

Overheard: Kirk: “Is that…” Chekov: “Yes, Captain, it is the Horst wessel.”

22/9/2025, 10:00:18 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Right??

22/9/2025, 10:08:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

[big hug] I'm a non-cynical Gen Xer who's traditionally been a joiner but has become more of a cave hermit in recent years. But the soft heart made of hope remains.

22/9/2025, 9:54:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I like it a lot.

22/9/2025, 9:52:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Yay! (And how was the soup?)

22/9/2025, 9:51:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

MEEEEE, TOOOOOOO, my friend.

22/9/2025, 9:49:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erika Swyler (@erikaswyler.bsky.social) reposted

I'm in the middle of my reread of The Dispossessed. Now is both the exact best & worst time to read it. We can remake things and try for better, you know. We'll fail, because we're frustratingly human. But the trying? That might just be our best selves.

22/9/2025, 9:42:03 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

😁

22/9/2025, 9:48:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Danziger (@danziger.bsky.social) reposted

Join us tomorrow, when we discuss how canola oil causes Ebola

22/9/2025, 9:43:00 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Operative_X (@operativexray.bsky.social) reposted

What, and I again need to emphasize this, the actual fuck

22/9/2025, 9:46:20 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Amen to that.

22/9/2025, 9:19:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, I know at least some of the many answers to this question, but I keep asking myself, "How did we come to this?"

22/9/2025, 9:17:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sheehan (@dansheehan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Like if women's suffrage fucked up pee wee soccer I'd be like damn that sucks for pee wee soccer, pour one out for pee wee soccer, but they're gonna have to deal with that on their own

22/9/2025, 7:44:51 PM | 76 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sheehan (@dansheehan.bsky.social) reposted

I feel like the default response to "WHAT IF TRANS PEOPLE HAVING RIGHTS COMPROMISES THE INTEGRITY OF HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS" should be "who cares?" I know the whole thing is a straw man issue to begin with, but I just don't understand why so many centrists think it's this big checkmate moment.

22/9/2025, 7:43:27 PM | 110 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill Weinberger (@jillybobww.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Sure sounds like he refused to make the sort of conciliatory statement they were demanding as a condition of his reinstatement but they realized keeping him off the air was costing them, so they just claimed they had "thoughtful conversations" with him as a way of implying he was suitably chastened.

22/9/2025, 8:26:15 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) reposted

I think it's important to note, bear in mind, and remember going forward that the Disney reinstatement statement is disgustingly craven and pathetically, ineptly self-serving.

22/9/2025, 8:22:08 PM | 407 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chad Topaz Queer DEI Race Traitor (@chadtopaz.bsky.social) reposted

I have some opinions about this Supreme Court.

22/9/2025, 8:24:01 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

hahahahahaha

22/9/2025, 7:34:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mollz (@ilikemints.bsky.social) reposted

today was a district-wide teachers' conference day, and preschool has set r's expectations for enrichment wayyy too high for me now. like, my sweet child, i do not have a master's degree in early childhood education, i am just a lady who got pregnant

22/9/2025, 6:04:43 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

👏👏👏

22/9/2025, 6:11:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

:) I've been reflecting on this lately, and I suspect a lot of semi-smart people have heard *just enough* snappy repartee to try to mimic it. But they haven't actually spent enough time around smart-smart people — or, y'know, READING SMART THINGS — to actually be witty.

22/9/2025, 6:07:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David L. Strugar ✍️🌈🖖 (@dstroogie.bsky.social) reposted

Happy First Day of Fall, Los Angeles!

Bugs Bunny and the Abominable Snowman sit poolside. Bugs is wrapped in robe, sunglasses, and wide brimmed hat, and the abominable snowman sweats profusely while fanning himself. Iced drinks sit on the table beside them.
22/9/2025, 5:59:04 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I HATE that kind of message.

22/9/2025, 6:01:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I love the alt-text on this. :)

22/9/2025, 5:59:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam L. Cox (@adamlcox.bsky.social) reposted

I always got more of a Wednesday vibe from the Rapture, but what do I know

22/9/2025, 5:53:15 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Robert Bohan (@robertbohan.bsky.social) reposted

Climate change is real.

22/9/2025, 5:03:37 PM | 66 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, it seems I've hit some point of semi-satiety with books, so I'm holding steady around 1,500. 📚

22/9/2025, 5:47:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I can only imagine! 👹 It's getting better for us b/c our kids are getting more settled into their independent lives elsewhere (ergo, they need to store less w/us), and simply b/c we've had a little bite of time to evaluate and discard and arrange things.

22/9/2025, 5:47:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I like a nice slow week after a hectic one. :) Monday is treating me well — reading, writing, the usual.

22/9/2025, 5:44:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

😁😁

22/9/2025, 5:28:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted

Please have my somber memorial service presented by the pyrotechnic and effects team for KISS.

22/9/2025, 5:25:50 PM | 69 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Love that tactic. :)

22/9/2025, 5:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup.

22/9/2025, 5:25:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Fortunately, there was no weeing. :)

22/9/2025, 5:02:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

[nodding] My partner and I have been working on our garage since I moved in here at the end of last year. Two middle-aged people with many years of possessions that, even when pared down, still make for a fair amount of STUFF.

22/9/2025, 5:02:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social)

I just went outside to check the mail and I got to meet a brown spaniel mix named GEORGE. His little vest said “BEST FRIEND” and he was SO SOFT. 🤩

22/9/2025, 5:00:24 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social)

Interesting piece from my Internet Press Guild colleague.

22/9/2025, 4:48:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

For whatever it's worth, your garage seems appropriately tame to me.

22/9/2025, 4:38:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I like that idea of leaving the chaos in our dreams. :)

22/9/2025, 4:38:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Any big plans for today?

22/9/2025, 4:37:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

An incredibly chonky brown bear
22/9/2025, 11:12:43 AM | 3253 797 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

🤩

22/9/2025, 2:01:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning! 🌅

22/9/2025, 1:58:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

I have similar questions.

21/9/2025, 10:24:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds blissful!

21/9/2025, 10:22:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Killam (@dantheclamman.blog) reposted

Closest thing we have to a real life Hitchhiker's Guide

21/9/2025, 10:15:09 PM | 29 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

[nodding]

20/9/2025, 8:31:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

😆

20/9/2025, 6:52:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😬

20/9/2025, 6:00:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

That was, by turns, both charming and disturbing! :)

20/9/2025, 3:55:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan May (@gianttourtiere.bsky.social) reposted

Cool cool cool. What a thoroughly disgusting world we've created.

20/9/2025, 3:44:14 PM | 10 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

on the one hand, you have enduring principles that have been written about for hundreds of years. on the other hand, you can make money that will have no effect on your lifestyle as an already uber-rich person. what a difficult decision!!

18/9/2025, 8:44:22 PM | 2828 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social)

Not a #MUFC supporter, just an interested neutral. So, FWIW: —Not playing Lammens mystifies me. —Acquiring both Cunha and Mbeumo (both of whom I like!) rather than allotting one of those positions to Bruno and then acquiring, say, Palhinha to start in midfield was a disastrous miscalculation.

20/9/2025, 3:48:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture finallydeirdre.bsky.social (@finallydeirdre.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Propaganda works. That’s why they keep at it.

20/9/2025, 3:32:29 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

YUP. 😑

20/9/2025, 3:35:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hadas Weiss (@hadas.bsky.social) reposted

motion to eliminate "the former/latter" we all have adhd

20/9/2025, 3:15:21 PM | 25 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LittleGravitas, →EU immigrant, UK→ emigrant, anti-Brexit (@catanonim.me) reposted

Absolutely CORRECT.

20/9/2025, 3:15:40 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social)

I ask myself this a lot.

20/9/2025, 3:25:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, who was stealing bag tags?

20/9/2025, 3:25:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social)

Currently: #RugbyWorldCup and another pot of tea. (Not shown: piles of notes I’m working through as I plan my work for the coming week.)

France in blue, England in white in a Rugby World Cup semifinal match. Tea stuff on a kitchen counter, including a Brown Betty teapot in a knit tea cozy.
20/9/2025, 3:00:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly! :)

20/9/2025, 2:37:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

[wry chuckle] People hate to hear evidence — even or maybe especially incontrovertible evidence — that would force them to question / revise views that are vital to their *identity*. That’s what we’re up against.

20/9/2025, 2:12:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Primate (@langurlover.bsky.social) reposted

#Archaeology

20/9/2025, 1:50:19 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh, I don’t know if they’re describing a middle path. The middle path is often wishy-washy and meant to appease everybody. What they’re describing would piss off C.K. supporters — which would be appropriate, b/c many of his views were terrible & ought to be rejected.

20/9/2025, 1:59:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Walker (@twalk.bsky.social) reply parent

[nodding bleakly]

20/9/2025, 1:57:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view