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Twlldun

@twlldun.bsky.social

Idiot son of Donkey Kong.

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Essentially in Eoin’s head, Reform voters are virtuous red wallers left behind by Labour not promising full Corbynism. Which is a misdiagnosis on a number of levels.

2/9/2025, 11:40:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like Zack is about to throw the rules into a bin, our rules now

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2/9/2025, 11:34:31 AM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social)

Joke: Keir Starmer having an England flag up at home. Woke: my entire house covered in murals of Adeptus Astartes war banners.

2/9/2025, 7:36:40 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

(I honestly don’t understand the “he wasn’t English/didn’t visit England” as a gotcha. Only one of our four national saints is from the country he is saint of! St George isn’t special in this, but nobody feels the need to lecture the Scottish about St Andrew)

1/9/2025, 6:34:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, not so much, I more respond to the “he was Palestinian/turkish” claim. Although, he’s not the patron saint of Palestine, he’s the patron saint of Palestinian Christians, which is a distinction

1/9/2025, 6:32:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh absolutely, I’m just making fun of the original poster

1/9/2025, 3:46:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

*beat that

1/9/2025, 11:13:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Used to have a client called “Dwayne Pipe”. Beat.

1/9/2025, 11:13:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tbf I can’t really complain about this because this is absolutely the shit I pull on other people

1/9/2025, 11:01:37 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god I’m going to have medievalists popping up in my mentions arguing over when England formed now. I don’t care about your Heptarchy, mate, do one.

1/9/2025, 10:55:30 AM | 50 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, it’s simple, “National cuisine” is *only* dishes that people were eating before the formation of the country, so in England’s case, nothing is allowed after - say - Athelstan. That will make everyone happy

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1/9/2025, 10:54:37 AM | 106 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

(Bloody love Danny Aiello. It’s only googling after that quote I found out he was dead. In 2019! Jesus. RIP Danny)

1/9/2025, 10:25:59 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

“I hated cigarettes until I saw my first NO SMOKING sign. Keep off the grass? Let's play soccer” as Danny Aiello says in Hudson Hawk.

1/9/2025, 10:24:14 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[putting people on a list of shame makes the people on the list want to do it more, do you have no idea of reverse psychology?]

1/9/2025, 10:21:45 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh completely, not disagreeing. But to be absolutely fair, I believe they are pretty implicitly saying that it is only British food in the way Mexican food is American food (and the undercurrent there is, no, Mexican food is not American food)

1/9/2025, 7:54:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Tbf I think that’s what he’s saying?

1/9/2025, 7:49:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure what jurisdiction they’d have given he’s in America but yeah, if this was someone living here you’d absolutely call them in

1/9/2025, 7:37:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh it’s a little from column A and a little from column B in my opinion. Online accelerationism has played its part, there definitely has been *some* radicalisation. But the permissions are there now as well, yet most people aren’t using them.

1/9/2025, 7:34:32 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Correctly

31/8/2025, 6:34:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:09:12 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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German pacifists be like

31/8/2025, 5:05:54 PM | 114 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, to be completely fair here, Douglas lives in America now and has for five years

31/8/2025, 2:30:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean it’s six in the morning over at the Deep South racism factory he now works at so I doubt it

31/8/2025, 1:42:14 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Douglas Carswell’s massive racism update:

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31/8/2025, 1:39:54 PM | 546 166 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yarno Ritzen (@yarnoritzen.com) reposted reply parent

I'm glad they made sure the mother of Crumpets was hard to identify by changing her name.

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31/8/2025, 1:37:24 PM | 48 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?

31/8/2025, 1:31:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:24:14 PM | 133 27 | View on Bluesky | view

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Salt Pathè news

31/8/2025, 12:42:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a meme made by you

31/8/2025, 12:08:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because he (rightly) understood that people were very very tired of hearing about Batman’s parents getting killed etc

31/8/2025, 11:07:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social)

Always in our hearts ❤️❤️

31/8/2025, 10:45:13 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

The superman film was great, and your opinions are ridiculous McFarlane, if that is your real name.

31/8/2025, 10:23:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh the superman stuff flows, the mission impossible stuff doesn’t. (The way they manage to do it in Thunderbolts+ was pretty solid, actually. All your necessary homework basically encapsulated in few sparring scenes)

31/8/2025, 10:21:02 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Also I loved the way they kept on using photos that made him look evil.

31/8/2025, 10:18:21 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely loved the fact that the owner decided to dub Geronimo “the people’s alpaca”.

31/8/2025, 10:17:50 AM | 48 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

BBC2 was showing Reds, which they interrupted, and I recall thinking that the kind of people who were up in the wee small hours watching a 3 hour long celebration of the Russian Revolution were unlikely to be bothered beyond grunting “good”

31/8/2025, 9:47:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Shoreham?

31/8/2025, 9:34:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

“I'm wondering if there is anything we believed throughout the entire 20th century that has now been overturned” - the concept of progress

31/8/2025, 7:43:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was, like, 17 at the time. 17 in 1970s Britain. Absolutely don’t judge him.

30/8/2025, 11:22:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, there have been 37 MCU movies, if we assume an equal split, it is absolutely in the top 12.3 movies

30/8/2025, 11:21:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I am not remotely judging him for it! I’m just saying what he’s said

30/8/2025, 11:19:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

I always recall the half hearted defence made of “love thy neighbour” in the 90s “oh, they made fun of the blacks AND the whites”. Yeah, right. But listen to the laugh track and I’m telling you the N word gets about 1000 times more laughs than “honky” does

30/8/2025, 11:12:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, it was live show, variety hall

30/8/2025, 11:10:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

And sexist and homophobic, tbf. Equal opportunity bigotry if you weren’t a straight white male.

30/8/2025, 11:04:16 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“The past is a different country, everything is way more racist there”

30/8/2025, 11:03:08 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

He won New Faces in the mid-late 70s and was drafted in by his agent to tour lots of decaying northern music hall venues with the black and white minstrels in the v late 70s.

30/8/2025, 11:01:22 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

(A thing he has since said he is deeply ashamed of/feels debased by)

30/8/2025, 11:00:06 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Lenny Henry toured with them!

30/8/2025, 10:58:58 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah it’s a top tier Marvel movie. Great script, great cast chemistry, slightly off beat denouement, not predictable, Florence Pugh and David Harbour just light things up, fun yet serious.

30/8/2025, 10:57:19 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

As previously outlined

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30/8/2025, 10:51:37 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sunder Katwala (sundersays) (@sundersays.bsky.social) reposted

Anybody promoting efforts to promote patriotic pride in good faith needs to be very vocal about racist abuse by vandals, thugs and criminals who believe aggressive prejudice towards minorities is the intended message

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30/8/2025, 10:46:35 PM | 105 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

See also: “why not call sex offence involving child between 13-16 RAPE, BBC? Fucking patriarchy” uh because it’s not defined as that in English law and the last thing you want is the BBC fucking editorialising in its social media posts

30/8/2025, 10:47:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Also gave me good #content bsky.app/profile/twll...

30/8/2025, 10:42:06 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Oxley (@joxley.jmoxley.co.uk) reposted reply parent

Not even the biggest in the Balkans.

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30/8/2025, 9:26:03 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social)

Why does the Croatian Prime Minister, the largest Prime Minister, not simply eat the other Prime Ministers?

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30/8/2025, 9:20:22 PM | 72 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was gorgeous, the food. High recommend

30/8/2025, 9:05:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great toilet photos

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30/8/2025, 8:33:38 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly Hannah I thought this was you replying to my post about how I judge people who don’t like olives

30/8/2025, 8:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the lanes, not far from Brighton square

30/8/2025, 8:17:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

This was a fucking good meal. If ever in Brighton, You should come here.

30/8/2025, 8:00:24 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly not this track (which is an absolute banger)

30/8/2025, 7:49:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at the size of this lamb steak!

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30/8/2025, 7:36:01 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not saying they’ve committed to the bit but playing in the loos is what I only assume is meant to be a loop of the sound of damned souls

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30/8/2025, 6:35:10 PM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social)

Going to a kooky restaurant that serves mittle/eastern European cuisine (Polish, German, Austrian, Swiss) and fair to say I’m quite excited thewitchez.co.uk/menu/

30/8/2025, 6:04:01 PM | 56 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicola (@scrapegroat.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, I guess you could say I'm a bit of a "Disney adult" (soundtrack provided by Lin-Manuel Miranda)

30/8/2025, 5:44:13 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a bit of a ‘Disney adult’ (live in the woods with a group of dwarves)

30/8/2025, 5:31:03 PM | 59 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s absolutely someone in the replies saying “that’s not his nose”

30/8/2025, 1:44:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

The Deep State finally got him, eh

30/8/2025, 1:43:07 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going to start a “this isn’t Trump” conspiracy and monetise it

30/8/2025, 1:40:44 PM | 68 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen Bush (@stephenkb.bsky.social) reposted

Ben Obese-Jecty is the only Conservative MP and frankly one of the vanishingly small number of MPs, full stop, to react to this stuff in a normal way.

30/8/2025, 11:55:36 AM | 980 219 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean I would argue a chunk of that is because “Labour leader takes on own party’s shibboleths” is very deeply ingrained in our political classes narrative of “strength”, isn’t it?

30/8/2025, 11:50:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

The stuff the president controls - like, I dunno, the NSA - have got more powerful since 1973, not less.

30/8/2025, 10:34:24 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Again, sorry people, this is cope. As is the stuff about his popularity! It doesn’t matter whether or not he’s popular, he’ll have executive power for 3 and a half years and Arthur Schlesinger was warning about the imperial presidency *52 years ago*.

30/8/2025, 10:32:34 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social)

This is, of course, why we have a free Venezuela and a free Cuba and a free China and [continues at great length]

30/8/2025, 10:30:41 AM | 50 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh I think music is somewhat different to the other arts because of immediacy and it’s more primal attributes. You can stir the soul with three minutes of well produced schlock a lot easier.

30/8/2025, 10:25:51 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Naomi Alderman (@naomialderman.bsky.social) reposted

what a nice morning to block this person

30/8/2025, 9:58:18 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed, given he’s closer to “conventional” conservatism than Trump, they’d probably be happier doing it

30/8/2025, 9:57:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s president, he can wield executive power, it’s the constitution

30/8/2025, 9:49:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen Bush (@stephenkb.bsky.social) reposted

This is, I think, great news, in that it will hopefully unblock some of the magical thinking in and around Downing Street:

30/8/2025, 9:03:32 AM | 149 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes but my main point remains this: bsky.app/profile/twll...

30/8/2025, 9:46:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

The president has executive power! There is a *lot* of stuff he can do even without the senate and Congress

30/8/2025, 9:37:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

I think on the major issue that affects most of us - which is foreign policy, which of course the president has executive power on - Trump is erratic and narcissistic but able to be flattered into different positions, whereas Vance is just blatantly ideologically lined up with the bad people.

30/8/2025, 9:28:47 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of people replying appear to have a great deal more confidence in the Republican Party establishment than I do, imma gonna say.

30/8/2025, 9:18:39 AM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, all true, but we would still have three and a half years of that guy with executive power and he’s ideologically much more coherent than Trump (in a bad way) and I would guess much less easily distracted

30/8/2025, 9:06:13 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(I think Vance being President would be worse)

30/8/2025, 8:58:14 AM | 131 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean my only real objection here is the idea the U.K. *has* an economic model, imho it’s all very ad hoc and muddling by (within - granted - a very precise economic spectrum)

30/8/2025, 12:34:18 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(He’s not a rich white journalist, he’s an Israeli bloke with little or no experience of the U.K. dancing for coins from the very online American hard right)

30/8/2025, 12:27:58 AM | 45 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely. But entertainment isn’t *necessarily* high art. Just like pictures of dogs playing pool isn’t Picasso, even though I would possibly like to look at the former more.

29/8/2025, 11:36:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh, I think his bad stuff since isn’t the unfiltered stuff as much as the stuff that was always there (crime/war comics, yes mate, we know, you loved Action)

29/8/2025, 11:35:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Please excuse me)

29/8/2025, 11:30:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spaced was 1999. EAT SHIT.

29/8/2025, 11:30:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, Cassidy and Starr are very much the interesting characters after a point.

29/8/2025, 11:23:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicola (@scrapegroat.bsky.social) reposted

Tip for writers and directors: if your villain is laughing all the time you have done a bad film.

29/8/2025, 11:21:44 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also it is quite funny that heavily Botoxed Tom Cruise and Face Behind Scuba Mask Bulging Like Something In A Fishbowl Tom Cruise don’t actually look much* different *at all

29/8/2025, 10:53:25 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matt Murdock be like:

29/8/2025, 10:38:00 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Cassidy in Preacher being a world class example of the point (and Preacher is basically the most “I’ve watched a lot of Eastwood movies” comic of all “I’ve watched a lot of Eastwood movies” comics)

29/8/2025, 10:29:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, that’s it entirely. It’s an incredibly tempting misread (clarity on this not exactly helped by Eastwood’s actual real world politics) to think he’s saying “racists are good, mmmkay” but it’s much much more Leone and Siegel influenced “we are all morally grey but can raise ourselves higher”.

29/8/2025, 10:21:44 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh I liked First Steps a lot but it’s a 7/10 and Thunderbolts is an 8.5/10. Ensemble work, and getting more from less. Plus, there’s just nobody in F4 as magnetic as Florence Pugh, she’s just great

29/8/2025, 10:18:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it kicks over into another level when a certain character joins the gang

29/8/2025, 10:06:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(But also, goddamn, the other big lesson is just get some good fucking dialogue writers in. Things can be so much better if you can write dialogue)

29/8/2025, 10:00:18 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view