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@tylerhower.bsky.social

Dogs, philosophy, books, house music, opera, musicals, theater, gym, (there's a conclusion to be drawn), horror, a few other things ND, OSU, now teach at a liberal arts school Hoosier living in southernmost California Etiam si omnes ego non

created June 22, 2023

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Gary Takes Manhattan

2/9/2025, 2:18:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Half and half

2/9/2025, 2:18:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still soft serve

2/9/2025, 1:44:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FF is like an old DQ Brazier. Kind of what their history is, too.

2/9/2025, 1:21:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The old classic

2/9/2025, 1:17:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Gary Chainsaw Massacre

2/9/2025, 1:13:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There Will Be Gary

2/9/2025, 1:02:09 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y Tu Gary También

2/9/2025, 1:00:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever this is, it isn’t teaching.

2/9/2025, 12:57:24 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s Something About Gary.

2/9/2025, 12:55:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Burger, fries, and an ice cream cup.

2/9/2025, 12:43:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That sure ain’t Kant.

1/9/2025, 11:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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choc and vanilla

1/9/2025, 9:42:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it was very good on a very hot day

1/9/2025, 9:38:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's a fun little time

1/9/2025, 9:36:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After a rest, everything was fine.

1/9/2025, 9:36:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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used to throw up three nights a week after froyo in college

1/9/2025, 9:35:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a histamine reaction, digesting it is a-ok.

1/9/2025, 9:35:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just have a relatively minor, if uncomfortable, and short-lived allergic reaction that I have known about for a long time, but prefer to forget about.

1/9/2025, 9:28:44 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Went to Foster’s Freeze for an end-of-summer lunch. Finished it off with a big cup of ice cream. Reader, I cannot eat ice cream.

1/9/2025, 9:12:57 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted

lol

Trump: As President of the United States of America, I am pleased to announce that Rudy Giuliani, the greatest Mayor in the history of New York City, and an equally great American Patriot, will receive THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM, our Country's highest civilian honor. Details as to time and place to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! 7 ReTruths 33 Likes 9/1/25, 1:11 PM
1/9/2025, 8:12:06 PM | 140 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s pretty damned good.

1/9/2025, 6:58:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But still not a medical school.

1/9/2025, 5:55:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he doesn’t have his teeth in yet?

1/9/2025, 5:47:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture feral streep (@seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social) reposted

“fashion has changed!” “no it hasn’t.”

The note from Serial Mom which reads Juror #8 is wearing white shoes after Labor Day!
1/9/2025, 3:41:56 PM | 188 28 | View on Bluesky | view

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They put his good teeth in today.

1/9/2025, 5:31:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colin Girth (@bonuseruptus.bsky.social) reposted

Expert here. What happens is the generative AI you fed this to is a piece of shit that tried to extrapolate a shadow into what statistically should be flesh, while you sat there loudly saying "ENHANCE. ENHANCE." like a dipshit.

1/9/2025, 4:32:28 PM | 2586 415 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have an ongoing budget crunch and a new contract with Google.

1/9/2025, 4:55:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peak performance.

1/9/2025, 4:17:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, Curtis Yarvin has the intelligence and depth of a precocious tween, but think of all the people who bow to his genius.

1/9/2025, 4:06:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's not even start on the Canary Islands.

1/9/2025, 3:21:33 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, Charles Schulz is going to integrate his cartoon. Well, LOOK AT THIS!

1/9/2025, 3:20:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprised he didn't pull in the Romans.

1/9/2025, 2:59:38 PM | 88 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted

area man incapable of separating the Roma vs the Romanians

Curtis Yarvin being incapable of understanding that the Roma are not Romanians
1/9/2025, 2:57:24 PM | 2063 224 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think a good deal of it is just really cheap, gross-out humor and, as others have pointed out, it's pretty misogynistic, even for the genre.

1/9/2025, 2:51:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprised that the guy who named his strip after his son "the menace" and reluctantly introduced a Black character, but kept it as racist as possible, wasn't a better parent!

1/9/2025, 2:49:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hari Kunzru (@harikunzru.bsky.social) reposted

It is insane to me that the richest man in the world is using his global megaphone to call for millions of British people to be rounded up and deported (including my family) and somehow this isn’t even news.

Elon Musk « x@elonmusk•6h Remigration is the only way Steve Laws @Steve_Laws_•18h Go anywhere in the UK and look around, you'll just see foreigners everywhere. It's truly sickening the damage that has been done to our nation and our people.... Steve Laws & @Steve_Laws_ X.com Epping is everywhere. 12:02•8/29/25 • 275K Views Elonmusk All Britain is Epping @Steve_Laws_ Keep highlighting this Elon, we appreciate it.
1/9/2025, 1:57:05 PM | 3751 1118 | View on Bluesky | view

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You might like them! I have particular tastes.

1/9/2025, 2:02:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nada y nadie.

1/9/2025, 7:04:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Horror is (one of) my favorite genre(s), but, I just can’t.

1/9/2025, 6:39:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Currently watching All Hallow’s Eve to remind myself why I won’t watch the Terrifier slop.

1/9/2025, 6:27:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Recusants out!

1/9/2025, 6:22:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do you know what Taber thinks in the frozen wastelands?

1/9/2025, 6:09:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But, you thought it!

1/9/2025, 5:49:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did!

1/9/2025, 5:16:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, @tylerhower.bsky.social doesn’t really understand video games (even though the word entered the language in his birth year!) and, for that, he should be publicly shamed. He’s the worst.

1/9/2025, 5:14:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michelangelo Signorile (@msignorile.bsky.social) reposted

Get ready to puke.

Sinema sees opportunity under Trump.
1/9/2025, 12:27:10 AM | 137 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted

It’s a little weird to demand people vote for a candidate as a necessary lesser evil three years before you even know if they’re going to be the candidate

1/9/2025, 12:56:08 AM | 3982 457 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's converting to marry her and recovering from the snip.

1/9/2025, 2:52:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly, the one truly evil character portrayed in The Queen.

1/9/2025, 2:31:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tony Blair stays on brand.

1/9/2025, 2:25:55 AM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would this count?

Beige push button wall phone
1/9/2025, 2:23:36 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Years off purgatory.

1/9/2025, 1:32:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're gonna need more baby oil!

1/9/2025, 1:27:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They know.

1/9/2025, 1:24:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Movie with the best pool coverup.

1/9/2025, 1:24:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aidan McGlynn (@aidanmcglynn.bsky.social) reposted

I've just seen something described as "mellow dramatic", which sounds like an Aristotelian mean to aspire to if ever I heard one

1/9/2025, 12:40:54 AM | 51 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m lowkey theatrical. (From the lost part of the Poetics.)

1/9/2025, 12:51:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really don’t know what’s left. It’s been surrounded by fencing for a while. The plan was to make a tech hub. But that failed.

1/9/2025, 12:33:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Granny knows.

31/8/2025, 11:03:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reverse the direction of transaction.

31/8/2025, 8:58:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got that at the spa once.

31/8/2025, 8:26:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every generation gets its own John Yoo.

31/8/2025, 8:22:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where even would they deploy in New Hampshire?

31/8/2025, 8:14:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the point, obviously, but it's super weird and un-American to call him "Mayor Giuliani." He hasn't been the mayor of anything for almost a quarter century, and it's not a noble title. It doesn't attach to his person; it's the name of a job. (Same for all the rest: "President," "Secretary,"...

31/8/2025, 8:05:58 PM | 116 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was NO ALCOHOL involved.

31/8/2025, 7:58:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suspect Drew Ensign pretends to believe in God.

31/8/2025, 7:57:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted

I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further

31/8/2025, 7:48:54 PM | 2807 326 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to be invited to the party I won’t attend

31/8/2025, 7:01:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he hates joy

31/8/2025, 6:57:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fr. Matthew Mary Bartow (@frmatthewmary.bsky.social) reposted

image
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Extra shot

31/8/2025, 6:43:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tall flat white.

31/8/2025, 6:41:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Legitimate governments don’t put hundreds of children on planes out of the country in the middle of the night on a three-day weekend.

31/8/2025, 6:41:09 PM | 33 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now flat.

31/8/2025, 5:47:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But the profits will be so sweet.

31/8/2025, 5:46:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lowtax speedrun enjoyer (@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social) reposted

one "sure thing, doogie" about basically any issue at pmqs from starmer would be the end

31/8/2025, 5:08:30 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s your evidence about what he wants? Are you psychic? Because the rest of us are stuck looking at what he says and does.

31/8/2025, 5:04:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are unattractive things happening at the syrup gravy border.

31/8/2025, 4:55:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ravin Boodram (@rvbdrm.com) reposted

Can’t even drink Pepsi these days because of Coke.

31/8/2025, 12:54:32 PM | 33 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 4:27:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

31/8/2025, 3:46:31 PM | 14362 2829 | View on Bluesky | view

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The big lie.

31/8/2025, 3:56:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s just whipped cream and, I guess, a little vanilla.

31/8/2025, 3:54:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shush.

31/8/2025, 3:54:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bad fiction has given us the idea of evil genius, so we’re surprised by the stupidity of the genuine article.

31/8/2025, 3:22:59 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the little things.

A vizsla puppy being offered a pup cup as an old man (me) behind him tries to take his picture.
31/8/2025, 5:51:25 AM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chaucer Doth Tweet (@levostregc.bsky.social) reposted

Naught but a leap to the left And thanne a clockwyse tread; Put thyne handes on thyne hippes, And be thy knees yn-gatheréd: Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste That maketh mirthe down to rayne - Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!

31/8/2025, 2:57:34 AM | 440 101 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s in the 90s.

31/8/2025, 2:26:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which are the bitter pills you’re swallowing?

31/8/2025, 1:37:17 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (ABeardedPanda) (@abeardedpanda.bsky.social) reposted

>If AI is accurate Not even affording the people you are advocating for the dignity of verifying this yourself and instead asking a toaster if Obama has read Palestinian literature is incredibly dehumanizing

31/8/2025, 1:13:41 AM | 64 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted

If you don’t believe that Trump’s authoritarianism can be defeated, look at how scared MAGA is of chalk:

30/8/2025, 9:53:17 PM | 2549 733 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conspiracy theories and eugenicism are pretty common to fascist movements.

31/8/2025, 12:46:30 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Garcia (@jasongarcia.bsky.social) reposted

The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*

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30/8/2025, 2:21:26 PM | 8982 2458 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are 92 in Indiana.

30/8/2025, 11:54:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

Hi. Do you have suggestions for how I can dress for 115F degree weather? Also has to make me feel like it's 65F, takes no effort to put together, doesn't make me stand out, but also makes me look stylish, works for weddings and pool parties, is ethically produced, and doesn't cost more than $3? Thx.

30/8/2025, 10:53:00 PM | 5543 212 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never has something been so wrong.

30/8/2025, 10:52:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw a flyer selling those on a telephone pole this morning. Beanie Babies are not fashion.

30/8/2025, 10:30:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They speak of the glamour of evil. But a Labubu? Really?

30/8/2025, 10:25:37 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A real left would free me from my lifelong commodified reliance on food.

30/8/2025, 10:18:02 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view