“I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle... ...here is my... other handle? *HOLY SHIT*, I'M A SUGAR BOWL!
She/Her Mom, web dev by day, bibliophile by night, and a not so serious sourdough baker. Consummate internet tinkerer since dial up. Reader of all genres; fantasy, historical fiction, and dystopian sci-fi are top favs. https://beacons.page/typhaneyb
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“I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle... ...here is my... other handle? *HOLY SHIT*, I'M A SUGAR BOWL!
I missed it
Ok in that case, it’s definitely fall for this week 🤣
“The sunset is not the end, beloved. It is the soul bowing in reverence to the night.” — RUMI 💙💙
😭 no!
Yes
Just because I’m old, bake sourdough and read does not mean I’m level headed and domesticated… oh wait 🤣
Sending some good vibes your way.
Bluesky is feral
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That’s smart
lol not sure what I need to be saying on here to get that TL I just scrolled by 2 nearly naked dudes 😂 I was thinking it may be time to update my moderation settings.
Thanks! It would be great to publish them all together. Better get to writing 😁
I’m already in bed! Still have yet to pick my book up.
I have never picked anyone up or been picked up lol, but conceptually it’s a great plan, I’m just gonna start spending more time in the library.
And there they stand—miles of them—leagues.
That would be a great pick up place!
Congrats on another published story. Looking forward to reading. Do you post them all on your website?
My daughter turned 13, sleep over, escape room, board games, then decided to completely pull everything out of her room for donating and organizing. I’m so done!!!
Oh man! That’s no good.
Don’t ever give me your number 🤣 I like to send things.
I’m exhausted and need a vacation after this 3 day weekend. I’m finally settled for the evening. I’ll either read or scroll endlessly…
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
James McAvoy, best known as boyfriend in Shameless
Hard feels today…✌🏽💜✊
lol I’m down 🤣
🤣 I haven’t gone into the office in about a month. I’m thinking about gracing everyone with my presence tomorrow.
Thinking about work tomorrow. Gonna be epic.
Read a book.
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I fucking hate them.. I used to work as concert security a long time ago and was typically at the end of the barricade. They throw or in the past spray their audience with orange soda. Not a fan of them or the fan base 😬
Congratulations!!
My short story, "Brittle as Autumn Leaves," was published by AntipodeanSF today. It's flash fiction and a quick read. antisf.com/the-stories/... #SciFi-Fantasy-SpecFic 🪐📚 #SFF #SFFWriting/Writers 🔱 #writingcommunity #writesky
They are magnetic 🤣
I’m sure my daughter says this to me 5 days a week 🤣
#promosky seems to be a thing today so behold my info below 😁 🤓📚🍞👩💻🏜️🌅 Is this something we do on the first every month?
Fancy case!
I’ve seen a lot of people do #promosky posts for September. I wish I had a cool template or something for it. - Ummm - Sometimes I post political stuff - I also like video games - I wish Gatorade was the consistency of whole milk - I have terrible night vision - Plinko
and made ashtrays for my parents in art class
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One of my favorites.
Nice
You only need 7. Dice are fun to collect though. Gonna be hard to play all the way in another state.
What would I tell My #past self If opportunity came And how could I Make her listen Understand The choices I made That weren't so smart I know her, you see I know she would doubt So I guess I would tell her To keep doing her best And try to have fun On her way #vss365
Ugh that’s a bummer
I played when I was younger and a couple years ago got to do a few campaigns with my daughters friends family. I would love to play but I’m in the same boat no one to play with here. I’ve been keeping an eye on beginner groups popping up at some of our board game lounges in the hopes I can hop in.
Haha exactly!!
Just had to look it up, sounds like an interesting series.
Same, I want rain!
What are you reading?
Let's gooooooo, #BookSky! The "Interesting Times: A Hopepunk Anthology" is LIVE! RIGHT NOW! On Kickstarter! You can help bring to life an anthology that beats back the darkness and finds hope to stand up, to fight, during, well, everything going on. www.kickstarter.com/projects/int... 📚📢
It has been a very dry year!
Netflix released the trailer and first-look images for #HOUSEOFGUINNESS starring Anthony Boyle, Louis Partridge and James Norton (click for more) tomandlorenzo.com/2025/09/hous...
We have had 1 🤣
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Summer at least till mid January 🤣
The eye of the beholder 🤣
It's the first of September, post an Autumn gif 🍂🐕 Me in the east valley of Arizona looking for fall 🏜️
My daughter is that way with clothes and stuffed animals.., it’s been a helluva day. She just turned 13 so she was finally willing to part with quite a bit. She’s had a loft style bed for years that was also part fort and closet so it’s been a process to make room for a normal bed.
quote with a fantasy being that's NOT a vampire or werewolf
Hahaha day is definitely shot
I under estimated how big of a project this was going to be 🤣😭
This was so long over due, this is probably my last time 🤣
Today's a good day to learn Colbert found a new job. Hope it's a good one for everybody! #HappyLaborDay
Just reposting this for September #promosky😁 Any likes, shares, and followers are appreciated🫂💙
Awww right at home. Definitely keep Merlin in there somewhere 😁
Thanks I need it.
Yup
Only free day for a while, she’s too busy and I’m getting rid of her loft bed. We need to do some reorganizing 😅
Cleaning out the kids closet today 😅 pray for me:
Ask her 😁
Hope it’s a good one.
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I’m sure your wife has good taste all around. We are our own worst critics but if we could see ourselves through the eyes of the people that love us perhaps we wouldn’t speak of ourselves the way we do.
Tea tag notes The brightness of your being is generated from within.
I like your wife!
Good to know!
Totally worth the $5 guys. Truly a fantastic read, one of my favorites this year.
Do not disturb: Otterly exhausted
Too early for the sun.
Fucking hate it
And also you have the patience of a saint
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Introduce everyone to a compliment that sounds like a curse: “You’re such a saint”
People tell me this all the time 😬
Goals 🤣 I think I might get myself a kindle for Christmas lol.
I was gonna skip, just haven’t been loving them that much lately but I saw it was available without a hold so I picked it up.
In doing a book a month basically
The Will of the Many by James Islington was probably my favorite this month. I started a crown of swords today.
It’s definitely with seeing but I would put it low on the list.
It was very good.
I live that same story. If I go to Vegas which is probably pretty unlikely unless the wizard of oz plays for a long time, I’m taking the kid. I don’t gamble.
I’ve been a few times. Some for work. I think it’s at least worth it to experience once.
It looks like an amazing venue.
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