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uncle pungo

@unkapungo.bsky.social

Curmudgeonly nice guy.

created August 4, 2025

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Did you stand there with it the full twenty minutes?

4/9/2025, 2:17:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MTG desperately needs attention as a radical, it doesn't matter the cause.

4/9/2025, 2:15:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know what the words are, that wasn't the question Why is 'irrational' highlighted? It's an adjective.

4/9/2025, 2:03:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do they call them transphobes, are they in fear?

4/9/2025, 1:35:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps they want you to give up and leave then still charge you for the appointment.

4/9/2025, 1:30:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With that maw a joke could be made of him sucking a traffic cone.

3/9/2025, 10:57:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes, depending on which direction.

3/9/2025, 10:52:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely, I use it already with a mocking sneer of utter disdain. Or, dead serious in an ominous tone "Did you VOTE for him?" Not quite ready to spit on their shoes but don't piss me off...

3/9/2025, 10:47:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raccoons becoming sentient

3/9/2025, 10:40:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pythons growing human legs, people born with unhinged jaws...

3/9/2025, 10:39:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hold my beer...

3/9/2025, 10:33:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was trolling IRL

3/9/2025, 9:52:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a freak.

3/9/2025, 8:20:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyday I see people overdosed on technology to the point it takes them twice as long to respond simply being told to do something. Getting them to actually do what they're told is nigh on to impossible. Then they get mad for being exposed as a dumbass.

3/9/2025, 8:06:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I eat, I poop. Ops normal.

3/9/2025, 7:42:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worked on a large passenger ferry the year that movie came out and was kept busy by the young fools trying to climb up there on the prow or sneak down the stairs to the car deck. Had one guy plead with me to let him and his girlfriend down below. I smirked, leered at her and they gave it up.

3/9/2025, 6:20:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to see her tumble off the bow.

3/9/2025, 6:14:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why has my order bounced back and forth between three different postal distribution centers in the same city for the last 6 days?

3/9/2025, 6:10:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's funny... the one time I worked at a Pizza Hut franchise the place had been broken into 3 times before I started and there were rumors it was the franchise owner and his wife. I started to pay attention to their habits and things they said and came to believe it.

3/9/2025, 5:36:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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435)""yY7%@)

3/9/2025, 5:27:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lock him in the Tower.

3/9/2025, 4:49:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suppose it might matter the ages of the people you're talking to.

3/9/2025, 4:38:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only have three different little spiral bound notebooks and that's plenty.

3/9/2025, 4:12:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's not much of a yardstick to measure by. -chuckle-

3/9/2025, 12:44:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no, not this...

3/9/2025, 12:37:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Icicle tears for you Lisa.

3/9/2025, 11:42:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Please give my warmest regards..." To the two arch-authoritarians he had the gall to offer the time of day. Xi owns Trump now and will never stoop to granting him audience.

3/9/2025, 10:40:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the PNW... you can teriyaki anything.

3/9/2025, 2:45:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They sure like to throw words together.

3/9/2025, 2:43:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A common criminal.

3/9/2025, 2:32:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They look like they're jousting.

3/9/2025, 2:28:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been on these waters, both kayaking, canoeing and trout fishing on the Pere Marquette, back in the 70's. I've been on the Badger, crossing from Ludington to Manitowoc and I spent 7 years working on the Beaver Island ferry between Charlevoix and St. James.

3/9/2025, 2:13:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the health care attendants seeing him off to his appointment.

3/9/2025, 2:07:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oklahoma hot tub and barbeque...

A cistern below a windmill water pump with fire engines filling the tanks A juniper tree engulfed in it's own fire ball as a brush fire sweeps across the grasslands.
3/9/2025, 2:00:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Ok..lahoma where the wind goes whistling through their brains...'

3/9/2025, 1:30:56 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It has the most roadside litter of any state in the Union. The trash is appalling and there's a lot of blackened teaspoons with bent handles every mile...

3/9/2025, 1:26:40 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As the ice sheets retreated from the North American continent beaver dams are what kept the soil and sediment from washing out into the Gulf of Mexico. There were beaver species the size of the modern day black bear.

3/9/2025, 1:23:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See me after class.

3/9/2025, 1:14:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heh.

3/9/2025, 1:01:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American exceptionalism

3/9/2025, 12:54:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After the fact...

3/9/2025, 12:20:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jared Kushner is lurking in the shadows of this, he wants the position of Grand Poobah in the proposed administration.

3/9/2025, 12:19:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 12:10:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every little fib helps!

3/9/2025, 12:03:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will give her the vapors.

3/9/2025, 12:00:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly I'd forgotten him a long time ago but he keeps doing stuff to get attention.

2/9/2025, 11:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her own television channel?

2/9/2025, 10:27:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It's perfectly safe on the lowest oscillation setting..."

2/9/2025, 10:21:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a given that dogs learn everything from their owners.

2/9/2025, 10:14:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Samuel Boardman!

2/9/2025, 10:08:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone who places a cigarette between the upper phalanges is already a goner, smoking it that far down measures his time in months.

2/9/2025, 10:05:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was enlightening to find so many share the same sordid imaginings of his fate, a few of you even made me blush. Not an easy thing to do.

2/9/2025, 10:01:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell us more about the "kinetic strike" Donny.

2/9/2025, 9:56:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even the dimmest red alcohol blooded American manboi sees Vance for what he is, the pudgy faced scumwad at the end of the bar who acts big but never stays til closing time. He's the fakey kid of the town car dealer who's good for nothing but making fun of.

2/9/2025, 9:44:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you feel as if your identity is merging with your dog, I mean beyond the obvious personality stuff?

2/9/2025, 9:35:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incredible hulks... the age and rust laying on them is spectacular

2/9/2025, 7:37:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, one of the finest heading into the big city lights tune to light up a number by.

2/9/2025, 7:03:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pack your bread bags and hit the road Joni.

2/9/2025, 6:22:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More garbage.

2/9/2025, 4:19:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll wait till it comes out on DVD.

2/9/2025, 4:15:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'In cyberspace no one can hear you scream...'

2/9/2025, 4:01:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"My own personal William Gibson..."

2/9/2025, 3:59:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got a UniSolar circa 2005 that still delivers its rated output.

2/9/2025, 3:56:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I doubt Putin considers mentioning such trivial concerns.

2/9/2025, 3:50:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump going after others for "mortgage fraud" is the lowest depth of hypocrisy imaginable. His entire life has been a real estate fraud.

2/9/2025, 3:27:31 PM | 20 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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"So... wanna play pickle ball? tee hee..."

2/9/2025, 3:03:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seeing Putin with Xi and Modi this past weekend suggests he doesn't need Trump anymore. The damage has been done, the US is in ruin.

2/9/2025, 2:56:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture uncle pungo (@unkapungo.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll hazard a guess Putin gave a clear description of the volume of evidence he has of Donald Trump's life of crime and depravity, something Tolstoy might appreciate for the scope of it. The staff was horrified by the weight of implication and Donny realized at that moment the gig is up.

2/9/2025, 2:53:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Posessed

2/9/2025, 2:43:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:21:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not serious nor do I presume to know Putin's mind. He is after all, a Russian.

2/9/2025, 9:45:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin gets a laugh like "You have no idea of the dirt we've got..." The funny part is that Vlad understands English quite well... he gets the last laugh..

2/9/2025, 9:37:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not polonium again....

2/9/2025, 9:28:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed, heron poo is nasty. Left long enough ( not that long) it will eat through the finish.

2/9/2025, 3:44:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent idea.

2/9/2025, 1:16:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very good

2/9/2025, 12:47:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can easily picture him keeled halfway over in a chair, drooling and mumbling "Kill me Big Mac, no Diet Coke kill me now Big Mac..."

2/9/2025, 12:41:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's half dead.

2/9/2025, 12:33:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Parnas knows how to play both sides of the fence, and tunnel undeneath them.

2/9/2025, 12:32:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go git her Laura, if you can't nobody can...

2/9/2025, 12:29:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Triad will dominate the Eastern Hemisphere, the West will accept demotion to client status. Paybacks are a stich.

2/9/2025, 12:19:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"In space everything is down..." -Ender Wiggin

2/9/2025, 12:16:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too much stress.

2/9/2025, 12:03:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the galvanized pail in the bed of the truck in case she throws up.

1/9/2025, 11:58:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freelance ICE agent who heard something on the scanner...

1/9/2025, 11:40:32 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fortune calls it a 'trade dispute'... how quaint.

1/9/2025, 11:39:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cross it if one must but do not linger

1/9/2025, 11:38:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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... they can walk on water

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1/9/2025, 11:36:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good point. Afghanistan has been at the crossroad of empires since the beginning of recorded history.

1/9/2025, 9:37:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The US tried to "help" Afghanistan but failed... the way we always do. Because it wasn't for humanitarian reasons. Yes, those reasons and actions were there but only because NGOs were allowed in.

1/9/2025, 9:24:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are not my father's pigs.

1/9/2025, 9:18:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My first Rush album.

1/9/2025, 9:12:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don Jr. will pull off a Cain move.

1/9/2025, 9:05:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barron will sweep in to seize Donny's phone, nothing will change.

1/9/2025, 9:04:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard he drank the sterno after they cut him off at the bar.

1/9/2025, 8:59:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We will look down our noses and hawk loogies in their general direction

1/9/2025, 8:54:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never use botox as a topical ointment for a frontal lobotomy.

1/9/2025, 8:45:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the cleaners...they did something like this at the Saudi embassy in Turkey when Khashoggi was dismembered.

1/9/2025, 6:07:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Chinese are not stupid.

1/9/2025, 6:01:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IkN...

1/9/2025, 5:35:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view