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usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, it looks like Natasha hanging with Bullwinkle!

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

It does seem a likely explanation for this lovely young lady to give Patel any attention at all.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Aren't they all?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Always preferred Cake's version anyway www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for your service 🫡

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Not EVERY weekend

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

It sure doesn't sound like something the Peace President would say.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

...as Lincoln bows his head in shame.

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usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Public corruption is all you got!

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

"He's soft-spoken in a certain way, he's very deliberate, he's very careful." JFC, he sounds just like Roose Bolton!

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

He got sick of being called "cracker"

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

No. In Ukraine, the Constitution doesn't allow it. Not that Trump won't try.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

The hero America needs rn

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

States' Rights, anyone?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Who?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

BETA

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

💯% chance

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that genuine zirconia?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Please exit via the Grift Shop

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp, ten out of ten world leaders sitting directly beside Donald Trump agree

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

People don't make fun of her for her looks, but rather the way she has chosen to look. MAGA clown-face.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

We're not meeting to talk about the Epstein Situation. It's going to be a fun gathering of good friends, over good food and good wine. Our only regret will be that Dan Bongino is unable to join us.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

The People's President

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usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Here we go again

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

If he were in King's Landing, he'd be feeling the wrath of King Joffrey!

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

The REAL human trafficking!

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why I always ❤️ Aaron's baseball stuff. Don't know shit about baseball except it's among his greatest passions and something he fully deserves to pursue and enjoy. 🙏

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine Boebert's dance card will be full in no time.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

There weren't nearly as many incidents when DEI was still a thing, just saying.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

You both have points

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice rack

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🥇

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Get help

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

'Patience' = not having Powell murdered

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Ryan Walters is not normal. He seems to take particular delight in shocking folks with explicit imagery. I think it's a kink. okcfox.com/news/local/p...

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaaaaw, why the long face?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

White House Advisor: Have we checked in with the chick in the FREE GHISLANE tee yet?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, thanks. We've got grade A beef AND kangaroo.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

But that was the best bit!

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely 😍🤩

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he spells it DEPORTABLES and then doubles down when corrected.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

TAPPER: What do you make of Trump blaming Democrats for the Epstein files? ME: Yeah, that's crazy. Kinda begs the question: Is this president right in the head?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometime, in the not so distant future: What happened to Social Security?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

yikes

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

New soundtrack: Pissing the night away Pissing the night away He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him Of the good times He sings the songs that remind him Of the better times

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Still figuring out if he should address the emperor penguins or the Penguin Emperor.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, Brennan and Comey are "radicals." 🤦‍♀️

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Miss Crockett, if you're nasty.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

He is surrounded by women adept at covering surgical scars and injection points. Even the fellow sitting to his left could give him some pointers. Send Walt Nauta to cosmetology school! It makes no sense.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't wait to see what he wrote to the penguins of McDonald and Heard Islands... TRUMP: Do I address it to the emperor penguins or the Penguin Emperor?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

BESSENT: Many of these countries never even contacted us. Maybe we're not that into you?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Pray to God, but row to shore.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

So, who swiped all the evidence from her desk?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

No, Elon. Bessent is a Trump stooge, as were you.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Burning the flag = BAD Burning the nation = OKAY

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, that's not Dana White. That's the Big Boy Toilet guy!

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

So, MAGA must be all up in arms again about the POTUS allowing DC to look like an ugly old prison, right?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

...except for that shameful January day on which it most certainly WAS a crime scene.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Of all the little bitches, Van Orden is the littlest.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

When those House Republicans chant, "USA! USA!", all I can hear is them telling their own constituents, "You Suck Ass! You Suck Ass!"

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Making Slavery Great Again

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

I almost certainly remember that he has used this one before.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy moly, someone get Kandiss Taylor on the phone; it's the tech savvy mermaids! Oh no, what's wrong with the phone?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Should be a registered sex offender too.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

I've heard Trump releases a scent everywhere he goes and it ain't pretty.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

No wonder those MFers refuse to remove their masks.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for sparing us an image of his face

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Saving hypothetical embryos. So very brave.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, Kirk says he's repulsed by the dating pool but I'm not going to be surprised at all when he cheats on his wife.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

26 year olds should feel encouraged. 😀😍

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's where Dr Phil declared moral bankruptcy

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he deserves it!

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

All hail President Big Ballz!

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is Peter Navarro?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

God says, "No".

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

An Israeli-style dome would be hard to scale up to protect a landmass as large as the USA. Maybe it could cover the DC area, but Trump would probably push for it to be placed over Mar-a-Lago instead.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

DHS Barbie, at it again.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

So, the bosses get to keep their employees and Mr and Mrs Joe Blow will be shit out of luck when it comes to affordable renovations and handy-man services.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

4. Do not feed Pastor after midnight 5. Never ever let Pastor get wet

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

And she paid for extra visibility. How embarrassment.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Moran should be able to sue both Trump and ABC.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

I watched footage on MSNBC that showed Marco Rubio tripping up in the same spot, after Trump has entered AF1. 😄😄😄 Don't know if he was trying to show the world that Trump's trip could happen to anyone or if he's thinking, "Okay. This is how we climb stairs now."

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

You and I see dystopia; MAGA sees a strong, proud erection.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Minarets, fool!

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usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

And, at the root of it all is corruption.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a worry. Maybe America should have stayed on Ukraine's side?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

He owes us all apologies for many things...as illustrated right here.

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

I just want to thank Alma Adams for wearing her "Bootsy" hat today. 😍🤩

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

and that's Po's Law (:

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

TRUMP: I get the white versus black, but why do the little guys get to stand in front of the important guys?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Can confirm

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usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

...and they're dragging dogs into all this now?

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

I worry less about the gay lifestyle, more about men (mostly straight, in my experience) seeing female attire as a humiliation. You don't even deserve to wear a skirt!

usaindisarray.bsky.social (@usaindisarray.bsky.social) reply parent

Mrs Miller is such a lucky gal!