Sorry for the late update, but I will no longer be attending Commander Sealed. Have fun, y'all 💙
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Sorry for the late update, but I will no longer be attending Commander Sealed. Have fun, y'all 💙
That's true. I still have high hopes for it
This one is "madness, but free"
This essentially removes the discard cost of a loot spell entirely
Pastures Inked traditionally -> colored digitally
Don't sleep on this thing
This is way better then it looks
Enough to not all fit into one Magic set
Spiferman should've been the name of the through the omenpaths set
This list is so funny
Chat I need help! I have some prizes for winners that didn't include an email or username when donating. If you know Alex Enders, Maria Eidenback, Adam Sullivan, Nicholas Stinchcombe, or Quinn Shannon, please DM me. If you ARE one of these people, YOU WON A PRIZE PLEASE DM ME!
@adamsull.bsky.social this you?
Thinking about Royal Road chord progression
He can shoot Planet destroying lasers from his hands, phase through objects, accelerate evolution, travel across the multiverse, manipulate matter, and absorb energy. To name a few.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September's here again. As is tradition: open.spotify.com/track/0XaYvn...
Well. Here it is. Robot #121 Singularity. Final. (Click the quoted post and scroll up for all 121.)
I LOVE this
I will simply kill the horde and win all the prizes
😌
Want to track Venom's poison counters with flair? Add some InfiniTokens dry erase tags! #MTGxSpiderMan #MTGxMarvel
I can't wait! 🥰💙
Prepare to be hugged
T1 thoughtseize T2 strip mine Fun game
It is fucking crazy that I could make this happen with minimal effort like 6 days from now
Hello, I'm FIFTY!?
YESSSS
YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP AT ROLL CALL
Literally no one is going to Commander Sealed, confirmed.
Hey 😘
COMMANDER SEALED ROLL CALL! If you're goin, let me know RIGHT NOW
You're a fuckin real one buddy 👊🏼
😊
Fucking lamayo
Thank you so much
Can't wait to see!
Pigeon party!
Oh, you're a weird bot
Branding
Fuckin what?
That's fuckin made up
I can't even talk about donut pigeon. I'll start tearing up
Idk. You can afford to like me less, I guess
The bird drops the food it stole
😳
I can't read this card. I literally cannot look away from the art long enough. Idk what it says
#MTGBIRDOFTHEDECADE HOT DOG PIGEON IS PERFECT
Arena Vintage (Timeless)
Buddy, I'm SO washed
I'm deleting my account
Oh fuck me. Being corrected by furniture is vile work
*through a podium mic* Hi, I'm ValerieFatality, and I love Affinity
Pokemon is easy and very fun. You can figure it out in 2 weeks
In Noctis brawl, they get Aetherflux Reservoir and Paradox Engine 😁
In 2009, I was working at a small video game store. A man not much older than me (much younger now) walked in. He was obviously homeless, but he was beautiful. Long pinpoint red hair and a goatee to match. We chatted about retro games for a while, and the last thing he said was "A life well wasted."
This is SO cool
And as always, you can find me there. And Swilburger afterwards bringing some life to the party 😘
Every time I have a lot of trouble with a boss, it gets nerfed. And I always beat it the original Because I'm
Or they're fuckin cowards
Yeah, uh, don't check Twitter
I am SO excited
I'm down 30 pounds. Im the lightest I've been in like 8 years. I'm over the moon
Bigass tomato spotted ⭕️
Sam remains an A+ dude
I get to see @mseldritch.bsky.social in like a week, so that's how I'm doing right now
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Me when y'all get uppity in my replies
I CHIME IN WITH A FUNCTIONALMULLDRIFTERREPRINT ONE THAT ISN'T A CAR NO IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF COLORLESS IDENTITY
God I hope so
You're so right, though. I probably appeared in your feed from XIV posting
"WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TRIGGER!" What a beautiful trigger says the player to their cardboard And yes, but what a shame What a shame that both draws were just more Lands.
Thank you, My Queen
I read it this way the first time And THANK YOU
I CHIME IN WITH A FUNCTIONALMULLDRIFTERREPRINT ONE THAT ISN'T A CAR NO IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF COLORLESS IDENTITY
THESE are the top 10 WORST Magic sets of ALL TIME, as voted by YOU. Some number of UB sets was the clear winner (loser?) with $16 of the vote. After that was a general disdain for things. Look at this graph. #EDH #Commander #EDHREC #CMDR #STATS #STATISTICS #VOTERSUPPRESSION #AETHERDRIFT #LIST
Aetherdrift will be remembered fondly. Haters just have fucked up recency bias and are REALLY mad at Transit Mage.
P L E A S E
It's good to be back in the hood
Perks of dating a tall skinny guy: his shirts kinda fit like my shirts. (It's laundry day)
The only one I know of is The Asian Avenger
Also good
Get Canadian kitkats. Those shits smack
The modular 3D Darth Vader leader project is done ✨ I definitely need to make one of these for myself now #SWUnlimited
HE SHOULD.
"How's your deck win?" Monke
Could've been a sick Pilot card if it had the wildly different text "search your library for a spacecraft and put it into your hand"
Bye Hobbes
You know so little about me it's comical. I've made less than 5 dollars off brand partnerships, less than 1000 off content creation in 10 years, and have hosted and supported multiple charity events. I'm a broke girl from the hood who spent her adult life helping trans kids. Square up or shut up.
Oh, good. Let's fight about it someday.
Regardless, I've said this countless times: Don't be like me.
Is it narcissistic to acknowledge my obvious influence on people?
WHOA, you're a gamer
I DREW MYSELF OUT WITH FAMISHED WORLDSIRE AND TERRAMORPHIC SYMBIOSIS 😭
You know your stuff
Island
Furball
I've missed my Mox Diamond every day since I sold it. I just want it back
Athena 
