Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
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Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
Worst president in history.
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May his children bury him next to their mother and tend his grave with the same care.
They are committing crimes against humanity!
In Los Angeles, this should be done everywhere. The pics of Americans snatched by ICE Gestapo is being projected on the side of a detention center in Los Angeles. #iceout #losangeles #california
That’s some good trouble!
Ah, etymology. 📖
Poor Rudy. Thoughts and prayers. Everyone, everywhere: “Please Lord, let this man die and burn in hell. Amen.”
Yeah, she really is dumb enough to say this obvious bullshit.
He really does represent the worst in American culture.
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He’s a warmonger just like his puppet master, Putin.
Brilliant
Exactly. It doesn't give him implicit authority, either.
No man should ever tell a woman what she can or cannot wear!
It’s more than likely that he’s probably seen the inside of a meth lab.
M-orons A-re G-overning A-merica shorturl.at/Y5yPL
Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.
He may be alive, but he’s definitely not well.
They signed up to protect our country, to save lives, and to serve with honor and dignity. They did not sign up to be groundskeepers.
And I don't mind.
The day I take medical advice from a former heroine addict whose brain was partially eaten by a worm will be the day I die (Obviously the cause of death would be from following said lunatic’s medical advice).
The day I take medical advice from a former heroine addict whose brain was partially eaten by a worm will be the day I die (Obviously the cause of death would be from following said lunatic’s medical advice).
For a man that has more money than any human being needs, it’s shameful that he wants his workers to suffer in poverty and without any employment protections. Sadly, we all know that he does not feel any shame and has zero empathy for others.
It’s disgusting, appalling, and a slap in the face to true war heroes. So of course MAGA is cheering for it. Just like their confederate ancestors, the MAGA party is the party of losers.
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The fun would be watching Chump's reaction to it. 🤯 #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
@nealkatyal.bsky.social: “You’ve got the president who's imposed the largest tax increase on American consumers since 1993 … and he did it without Congress saying one word. That is not our constitutional structure.”
There is always a choice. You can choose whether or not to participate in the atrocities. Just like how we all can choose to submit to tyranny or to fight against it. Like all good-hearted people around the world, I choose to fight tyranny.
Chicago keeping art alive:
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
When a president decides to disregard the will of the American people, you’re right, that’s the mark of authoritarian rule. The White House has notified Congress that it plans to cancel $4.9 billion in foreign aid funding that lawmakers had already approved, doing so without their consent.
That is so disgusting and such a dishonor to our true military heroes!
❗️It is obvious that the US leader is a Soviet or Russian agent. Objectively speaking, the new American leadership has strategically facilitated the Russian Federation — Portuguese President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa
Excellent question.
Soros sure gets a lot of credit from MAGA? Who will they blame for funding leftist and progressive policies after he passes on?
*clutches pearls*
Sure, some of these women could be lying. But all of them? Get real.
Between RFK decimating the CDC, normalizing Ashli Babbitt & the umpteenth school shooting... I'm losing the will to post. #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
As long as guns are easily available to crazy people, mass killings directed at so-called soft targets will continue. This is a fact. Countries where it's more difficult for crazy people to obtain guns have less shootings. This is also a fact. Do with these facts as you will.
Meiselas on GOP now saying it's the states' job to lower costs: So everything that happened with the economy while Biden was trying to put out the fire created by the arsonist Trump during his first administration, was blamed on Biden. But Trump makes everything worse, now its a state issue?!
He has a tiny pp and he is a tiny pp. He’s Putin’s puppet!
We’re going to go on a rant for a minute, and yes we’re bringing some history with us. Back in 1755, Benjamin Franklin wrote words that still echo today: “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.”
On top of this: - These sorts of investigations aren’t supposed to be announced before an indictment - Even if these allegations were totally true, it’s bizarre for the DOJ to be handling such low-level mortgage issues, it would normally be settled privately and you’d never hear about it
The Borowitz Report (satire) Ghislaine Maxwell Becomes ONLY Person in America Who Has Not Seen Trump Act Inappropriately open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
That disturbing moment when the💡goes off in his head and he basically tells us how he’ll stay in power. “So you mean if we happen to be in a war with somebody, no more elections” #Pinks #ProudBlue #PedoTrump #Felon
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Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
It was the third time in less than a week that U.S. forces deployed planes after a Russian plane was spotted inside the Alaskan Air Defense Identification Zone www.cbsnews.com/news/fighter...
Snoop went from Gin & Juice to whining about a lesbian kiss in a Pixar movie. Imagine surviving decades of censorship, police harassment, and being labeled a “threat to society”… only to turn around and fear visibility for others who’ve been marginalized just like you.
Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo. Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
Somehow I got on Conservative activist Kirk Cameron’s (yeah, the guy from the 80’s show Growing Pains) email list. I wish I could personally thank him for his rant about “woke, liberal” books. Now I have two more books to add to my library!
Trust me, we were much more sad when ToysR Us closed, because for many of us it represented the loss of part our childhood memories. No one cares about the loss of Bed Bath & Beyond. Oh, and we love GCN taking on the fight with the MAGA GOP!
A rainbow crosswalk in Orlando that was part of the city’s Pulse Memorial was painted over by the state last night at the order of Ron DeSantis. The memorial honored the 49 people fatally shot by a gunman at the Pulse LGBTQ nightclub in 2016 — the largest mass shooting in the country at the time.
Excellent!
WATCH: John Oliver clowns @reptimburchett 🤡 for claiming he sleeps in his office out of fear when he told @notusreports it’s to be more productive. Again: we’re told he slept in his office as a state legislator in NASHVILLE also. Tim’s lying. (Again) (H/T @bluegeorgia.bsky.social )
Trump and his team are continuing to let prices rise for Americans. op : @jesscraven101.bsky.social
Life comes at you fast
RADDATZ: The president went in to that meeting saying he wanted a ceasefire and there would be consequences if they didn't agree on a ceasefire in that meeting, and they didn't agree to a ceasefire. Where are the consequences? RUBIO: That's not the aim RADDATZ: The president said that was the aim
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "This guy is trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize? When he's bringing war to the American people? He sent the United States Marines into the United States of America."
Not only did federal goons show up to try and intimidate our governor, they did so on hallowed ground. Gov. Newsom was speaking at the Democracy Center at the Japanese American National Museum, which I helped found so we do not repeat the horrors and injustices of the past. Shameful.
@governor.ca.gov is giving us a #CupOfJoe with a latte trolling life! Volume UP for this one! LFG @democrats.org!
Trump's FDA head battered by WSJ for 'torpedoing' a promising cancer treatment
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
And more from Newsom.
He doesn’t have the legal authority to take D.C.—but he’ll try anyway. D.C. isn’t his to grab. It belongs to We the People. Authoritarians don’t get to steal our capital for their own power trips. Hands off D.C.
Spot on, #SouthPark!
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Followed All IFB💙🦋🌊 #Resist #PresidentPedo
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Bowser: "I think I speak for all Americans -- we don't believe it's legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil."
Complex…
God, please smite this horrible woman.
When has he ever NOT cheated???
MSNBC fact checking in real time 👍
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
NEW: Sen Whitehouse is asking for the following info on the sex offender status waiver and subsequent transfer of Ghislaine Maxwell. I got some of these answers in my reporting. If you work at BOP & have the answers, my signal is in my bio. I’ll keep you anonymous. open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
I’m not an extremely religious person, but the dictraitor in the Whitehouse has me praying every day, “Please God, give him a heart attack, fatal stroke, and hit him with a lighting bolt. Whatever you have to do to send him on a speedy trip straight to hell. Amen!”
Just wondering how the citizens of Alsaka feel after finding out today that their state is parr of Russia. 🤔
No, JD, belonging in America does not depend on how many generations of your family have lived here. The values of this country matter - deeply - to who we are and what it means to be American.
Indeed she has.
First it was troops in L.A., sent to provoke and assault peaceful protesters under the banner of “immigration enforcement.” Now it’s troops in our capital to disappear the homeless. See the pattern? Sooner or later, the monster comes for us all.
But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.
A running thread of the terrors of being outside in Washington DC. These people braving the hellscape to have a drink on the patio. So brave.
The Girl Guides Of Canada 🇨🇦 are banning all trips to the US effective Sept. 1st! There’s too big a risk every girl in a troop will not be allowed through the border without harassment or outright denial. It’s just too dangerous! #USDemocracy #Pinks open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
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Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
