ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β«
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ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
like is this even horror? so much of the potency of merging sci fi with horror was fear of the dark and fear of the known set in the Biggest Dark and the Biggest Unknown and subsequently every piece of it has had to be Explained
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
perhaps i shoudl have not second-guessed the muses. i shall atone. its forporate from now on
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
all the accurate radio shack aesthetics of the alien show cannot bring back the feeling of such incredible abysses the working schmoes had to navigate, under the weight of an impacable corporate edifice and through an incomprehensible cosmos full of unknowable terrors
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
youtu.be/qMzFHzg-yZw?...
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
You are extinguishing the light within you and for what
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
Hallo unt good mornink bluski
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Well they donβt
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah i donβt think weβve actually done the Actual War since ww2
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
um sory plato but wh at kind of ventilation system do u got in there where people can sit in a cave with a fire for their entire lives and not contract respiratory ailments IDIOT
Helen Rosner (@hels.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Itβs so embarrassing when ppl say HP was important to their childhood so they canβt let it go. Did it open a love of books & you went on to devour millions more books? Or is it just that you took one step into total brand capture before your brain was fully formed & even now you wish to remain
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
this is just like how i was treated like a customer when i went to the coffee place and ordered some coffee
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
for some reason when i see akai gear it automatically confers greater credibility to me its like the cafe bustelo of audio gear i will not explain
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
im having such a productive morning
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
only game in town
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
wasnt he baby in 2018
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
the funniest thing about the glinner news is police got him medical attention only to learn he's just like that
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
how can crime be down if it is not zero?? also the ring came off my pudding can. sned in the national guard
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
no these are the intended consequences
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
these terms are acceptable
June Martin (@theworldsgreatestwriter.com) reposted
I have this
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
framework give us a ortholinear lappy come on
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
i already have a self-driving vehicle. as the component that turns energy into motive force i am the bicycle's engine and as such part of the bicycle and also the part which is perceiving surroundings and navigating therefor the bicycle is driving its self
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
i appreciate what ryan george is up to youtu.be/vs8Vq8IYyiY
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
because the military is meant to operate under civilian control and you don't need to be enlisted to be in government
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
hasnt the "congressional war authorization" stuff been gone since like 2003
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i havent even seen any indication theyre makin trump mad
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean except when it isnt
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
pausing is fraught whatever the show
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i do not think this would actually be risking anything what are they going to do
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
oh yeah well processes are things what now sucka
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Itβs kind of like the song itself can be whatever and you just get your feelings out through it
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
Feeling moody w it
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly. like ordinarily i would look past the pajeros but this puts it over the top
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i cant fuck with gnome personally but im glad its there. (i3wm baby plug me straight in)
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i have seen some busted updates but it does seem less common yes
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
the one consistent theme in aranofsky movies is gawping at deviants. here's a guy who wants you to know: you should just be normal, idiot
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
ok i got a bite for some job in a northern burb and just for the heck i looked up what kei goodies are up currently and oh my i would daily this
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
mainly the friendship involves shared annoyance of other people and also we have our own separate heartaches which can interfere with plans
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
im Putting Myself Out There and it seems like mostly my choices are heartache or annoyance. Some friendship too dont wanna undersell that but
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
aranofsky doing a punk movie, i am already consumed with dread
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
my god he is baby in this
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
imo to the contrary now her laptop has problems that make sense rather than "idk some microsoft bullshit is goin on again"
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
nice!!
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i am once again saying i got me mum on linux its fine
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
the collapse of all things should at the very least open the mind to other ideas about what is possible i mean the fact that the most elected president we ever had straight up nationalized industries should similarly get people broadening their imaginations but
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
every time
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
anyway total aside but up top for benny feldman high five
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
uff da
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
would that patton could be so chill because whenever i see him talking its a coin toss of whether i'll have to leave the room from embarrassment
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
gat damn
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
shelob? helob? welob.
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
I see i see i see. thank you!
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
you see as a child i would lay on the floor and play with matchbox cars and hotwheels for hours and hours so microdosing getting hit by cars gave me an immunity
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
tosh is another interesting one because like the proto-rogansphere rose up demanding safe spaces for the delicate yet also very strong comedians kind of in the wake of someone yelling at him in particular yet he didnt seem to follow them to the promised land
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
oh god not another one
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
im not the best advocate because i'll be talkin bout how its fine, ride your bike, its fine, and theyre like have you ever been hit and ill be like sure you get a few cars on you every now and then but it's fine
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
Listen,
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i need to get off my depression and put the glass rinser on my sink, i feel VERY proud about the filtered water faucet i put in
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
regrettably this seems like a natural extension of death water or whatever it is
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
DOES IT GET YOU DRUNK YES/NO
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
had this kind of amusing realization i was thinkin bout all the cafeteria drama bullshit goin on at the spot, and how i hear about it but im not really involved in it because people don't think of me like that. then i was like "what about that one Too Handsy person" and i was like "oof ew no"
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i would ordinarily chalk this up to anomaly-hunting where people pour over the pixels to find what they imagine to be Something Amiss, a very popular activity among flat earthers and moon landing hoaxers and so on but i must reiterate: fuck it, whatever
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
fuck it i'll roll with this conspiracy theory. whatever
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
egg zacky yes eff them friggin losers
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah no doubt. it is singularly refreshing to see an edgelord comic with a real dead baby ethos make it th rough the last decade and land on "gtfo im in the kitchen because i like it hot"
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
ohhh bro got some anish kapoor spirit
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i just kinda realized you know how in the fantasy of alien invasion all the nations of teh world put aside their differences to fight against the common enemy feels like thats happening in art
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
oh well thats the miracle of online
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
capturing sam richardson essence is no small feat and then we got the lighthouse lookin like its on plastic beach
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
bruh idk if ive said before but your stuff is so effin good
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
nanowrimo lol my brain is cheese
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
is it like novelember or whatever it was called? cuz i know that actually had some kind of central organization or something which made it weird
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
that seems silly idk like i am firmly an old man with analog ways but im not gonna begrudge djinn-you-wine digital artists
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
like i dont get it. who would beef with "people deciding to make art" this in contrast makes sense to me:
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
if we want to project What I'm Saying I can just skip ahead to full communism
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
if you don't agree with the indirect solutions doing market magic you simply hate the working class and don't want housing to be affordable simple as. its interesting also because theyre not persuading anyone outside of the totebag class
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
there is a train of thought which only has a few stops but it leads from here to the immense surprise that jeselnik did not wind up falling into the rogan orbit
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
the thing about the yimby/abundance mindset is it has a single solution which is just fingers crossed it'll work and solve the problems indirectly but we can't do things which have solved these problems directly
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
wait whats the beef folks got with inktober
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
realized i can watch the spectacle of trump without audio, makes it tolerable almost
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i saw this and was just thinkin bout how the bike lanes we have are because rowdy mfs rode with audacity and organized
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i love that for him
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
(i should not call her)
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social)
bikes are not a thing you need permission to ride
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i may get that wrong because it is an embarrassingly long time since i read secret wars
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
it would be funny to do the origin where pete finds the symbiote in a spaceship vending machine
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
i guess im thinkin there's like a bajillion versions of spider-man in a skidillion forms of media so why make a 1:1 adaptation of anything
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Believe whatever you want
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't care
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, public housing in my backyard
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
I donβt know what you want from me
ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β« (@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social) reply parent
I should call her
