I think they used to have values, but then Commie Donnie came along and they gave up everything they cared about for.... golden diapers, I guess?
I think they used to have values, but then Commie Donnie came along and they gave up everything they cared about for.... golden diapers, I guess?
I think Nate is confusing Blue Sky with Tumblr.
So remember how we all thought that Commie Donnie was going to jail, but it ended up being Rudy Ghouliani that ended up taking all the heat for his crimes? And now this weekend, we all thought that Trump was dying, but now Rudy got in a car crash and is in critical condition? weird coincidence.
You know, I think states like Florida, Texas, Utah, and Ohio should pass laws banning all Lizard People, Pod People, Reptilians, and Brain Worms from possessing and/or disguising themselves as human American citizens. They've really been dragging their feet on this!
is this one of those "Iron Men" I heard about?
for the love of the gods, do NOT let the GOP find out about the correlation between left handedness, autism, and LGBT individuals.
That's like asking Hannibal Lecter what he thinks of... oh wait, that's literally the plot of the movie, nevermind.
What if God created gay and trans people to try and stop us from overpopulating the planet?
Okay so Commie Donnie just tweeted "Voter I.D. Must Be Part of Every Single Vote. NO EXCEPTIONS! Also, No Mail-In Voting, Except For Those That Are Very Ill, And The Far Away Military," So like, no change? I showed my ID each time I voted against his stupid ass.
“HE’S FINE AND LOOK HE’S EVEN GOLFING”
Absolutely not. I'm only into it out of spite.
The idea of superman using a gun is so funny to me. He's both bullet proof, and also faster than a bullet. If he needs to stay in one place, possibly to hold up a bridge, but also shoot a guy, he can just use either his laser eyes, or his ice breath. However.,,
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...what? is this about Elves, Vulcans, or Eldar?
I try to live that every single day “Try” Some days are harder than others
if Commie Donnie got his own brain worm, it would starve.
Imagine it's the future, and you work at a refueling space station. Some aliens come aboard to get a drink and use the bathroom. Who's making the worst mess? #Warhammer40k #StarWars #Startrek #Halo #DC #Marvel #MasEffect
So some MAGA morons are saying that they should label the Democrats as a criminal organization. and I gotta laugh, because like... do you guys not realize how valuable the Dems are to you? do you not realize what the Dems are protecting your from?
The first guard speaks only truth. the second guard is Commie Donnie. you can only ask one question.
okay imagine if the backstreet boys were demons trying to possess the minds and souls of their fans. and the Spice Girls are trying to stop them, and kill other demons with magic lightsabers, while singing. and there's a secret forbidden romance.
yeah he probably didn't find it funny because it happens everywhere, every hour of every day.
I get the vibe that you guys were going to write something really funny and ridiculous about Commie Donnie declaring it illegal to be a Democrat, but then you saw the news, cursed loudly, and hastily threw this one out to avoid reporting on actual current events.
The damage this man has done is incalculable.
New movie idea: the protagonist is in prison, and he's trying to escape, right? but there's also another guy working on his own escape plan, and this goon's only doing it so he can hunt down the family and kill them. So it's a race to see who can bust outta prison first. We can call it Gooner Bust.
TERRA: President Lupercal has ordered Secretary of Health and Human Services Mortarion (Daemon Prince of Nurgle) to deploy his Death Guard Legion to conduct immigration and security duties in all Terran cities. The plague marines are also tasked with destruction of vaccines and medical equipment.
We need to start speaking up- no- YELLING to support and defend trans people. If you're in the USA, call your legislators. Literally email and call your representatives. Cis people have the loudest voices right now and those voices MUST be used to protect trans people.
I, for one, welcome our new overlords. We gave this planet running thing a shot and we royally screwed it up. Skynet, tag, you're it :)
Okay now remake Starcrash, but make it look and feel like Dune 2021.
Never seen a buff femboy before!
okay I am curious about his reasoning, but I don't wanna give some incel any views. what are his "Reasons" that Space Marines can't be women? It better not be some stupid shit like "Their menstration atracts Khorne'" (Spelling errors on purpose)
Okay but how do I get Female Gretchin? I want some space goblin girls!
why not just pay homeless people to pick up trash?
yeah Vader wouldn't allow it. which is why that rapist probably would have killed Bix afterward, and claimed self defense.
OwO what’s this? :3c
yeah. I wish I could understand that one though. I love Mouth of Madness and the Thing, but I guess I wasn't religious enough to wrap my head around Prince of Darkness.
"On a recent episode of the “It’s Giving” podcast, Snoop said his grandson had asked him while watching the movie how Alisha was able to have a child with another woman. " you can answer that in one word. Adoption. super easy.
what about the N in Wednesday? like sure, it belongs in the word, but it needs to move over.
Also it's fucking bizarre, because the only time I hear about people burning flags is from these nutcase liars. It's like making an executive order deeming it illegal to ride a horse down the highway. Maybe it happened a couple times in the last twenty years, but you don't make a big deal about it
Tired: talking about egg prices Wired: dank memes to trigger MAGA Inspired: threatening criminal prosecution of fascists
@xycron.tv here ya go, Sir Poopsalot. I wanted to put him on a toilet, but couldn't get that on Heroforge.
Everything in Star Wars happens between The Phantom Menace and the Ahsoka tv show.
I'm gonna guess Janus, since I can't think of a Greek God of Endings and Beginnings.
is she a busty pez dispenser?
If ATLAS 3I does turn out to be an alien mother ship, and parks itself over the white house, we can all agree that Commie Donnie isn't allowed to run away, right?
Now if anything should happen to Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, may it also happen to Commie Donnie.
Mississippi is probably gonna make some amendment that a man has to be at least 10 years older than his wife.
Naw I dunno. Some people give their full legal name and a photo of their real face on Twitter, and then they go and say the most insane hateful shit. sometimes they get fired, but that doesn't stop them.
Wow this is gonna make Bluesky even more popular!
The only thing I know about Gavin Newsom is that he's a Californian governor who's making fun of The Annoying Orange, and was against the LA block occupation. That already makes him leagues cooler than PedoPresident. a piece of dogshit I accidentally stepped in is cooler than Commie Donnie.
How do they know though? Like do they stop people on the street to check their phones? Is a company just scanning your personal data?
These morons are so out of touch with modern people that they don't even know how much to bribe us. What am I gonna buy with $160? Exposing your corruption is way more satisfying!
Let's Keep Calling!
Interesting ideas in Vancouver. visionzerovancouver.ca/2025/08/02/d...
7 months in, sir. No. They see it. They simply do not understand what it is they see. They believe it can't and won't happen to them, even though everyone is seeing the processes to do it occurring in real time. Confidently ignorant is the new American Dream.
also gonna be pretty hard to sell anything when everyone is having trouble paying for rent and food.
NGL I'm kinda pissed that Biden didn't release the files in 2024. Harris woulda won for sure. and I don't give a fuck if Clinton is on the list too. everyone who rapes kids deserves to be sent to that Aligator Alcatraz prison they're building.
Naw he was already gonna do that before meeting with Putin. he's been complaining about that shit for 5 years.
that's a good start. but we need to hurry up and impeach him and his whole cabinet.
Like he did today on tv✊✊✊✊✊✊✊
Don’t worry, Gavin is just paying Donald a condiment.
yeah like why is gay sex a sin? it doesn't hurt anybody. for a lot of people it's the only kind of sex they can enjoy!
Political compass meme but it's all the reasons people hate the live action Snow White.
I do think that #MarvelRivals should have the Abomination, but only as Halloween skin for Hulk. Call him the Abominable Hulk. Release that alongside the Frankencastle Punisher Skin, the werewolf Captain America Skin, and the Werespider Spider-Man skin.
Starship troopers really is a great fictional example of fascism, since the Bugs are both mindless monsters, but also somehow smart enough to send an asteroid to Earth from 10,000 light years away. Also there's the whole "You can't vote or have children until you serve in the military" thing
Also, as a pagan, people don't understand what I mean when I say "Oh, I do believe in Jesus, but I don't worship him or his father."
Okay we're gonna need 2 new words for belief. because there's a big fuckin difference between "I don't believe in aliens" and "I don't believe in abortion". As a neurodivergent person, I can't actually tell the difference in some situations.
Free Palestine. But also, free Israel. Free Ukraine, and free Russia. Free Taiwan, Free Tibet, and Free China. Free the USA!
hey "The Boys" watchers, does "The Boys" have an episode where a superpowered person gets road rage, and uses their powers to flip a car over or something like that?
Tell them that the red pill makes them woke. In "the matrix" the red pill makes Neo wake up from the matrix. he wakes up to the reality and injustice. He "Woke" up. Also the movie was written by two trans women.
Always found it weird how funky ‘n’ jazzy Neon Genesis Evangelion’s theme is, considering how much of an emotional cheese grater that fuckin’ show is. It’d be like, I dunno, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, theme tune by Jamiroquai.
They literally do root for the Empire. youtu.be/ctOMkLp_ns4?...
if I order anything with bacon and I see that dry ass pork jerky, I'm sending it back.
and "The Aliens Win" could mean a few different things. Maybe they wipe us out. maybe they enslave us. or maybe they're so alien that they do a third thing that we don't understand. but here's another idea: Don't ever show the aliens. maybe show some ships or weapons, just don't show the aliens.
Okay here's an idea for a scifi horror movie. you remember Signs, and the 2005 War of the Worlds, where it just focused on a family trying to survive an alien invasion? let's do that again, but this time, don't make the aliens idiots ok? this time, let's have the aliens actually win at the end.
How are you that much of a fucking queef that you can't just send "running 15 mins late" to your spouse? It doesn't even need to be a joke to begin with. You don't need to rizz up your 4 word message to your spouse about being late, you dweebs.
Don’t forget even when things seem really really stupid, we still have to try~
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Hillary has been right about everything.
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing theonion.com/protest...
The idea of a porno theater is so weird to me. Like why would I watch porn, in a room full of strangers, if I'm not allowed to jack it?
yeah and climbing trees isn't something fish do. or does Israel claim to be a democratic country now?
just goes to show it's easier to run a terribly named restaurant than it is to get legal citizenship.
“I won every swing state, did I not? I won every swing state. I won the popular vote by millions of votes” But did he?
a Chapel Roan / Weird Al team up concert would be fun though.
Tonights episode, Batman vs the mystery of how Catwoman, Zatanna, Harley Quinn, Wonderwoman, Poison Ivy, Vicky Vale, Phantasm, Powergirl, and Roxy Rocket all got pregnant in the same week! Same bat time, same bat channel!
Sorcery is heresy! except for when I do it, or when it's done in my name! Suffer not the mutants to live! unless they are my sons, specifically genetically enhanced to be better and taller. Thinking machines are abominations! unless they can win me a war. Purge the Xenos! Unless... no, kill 'em!
He doesn’t care about average Americans. Could it be any plainer?
And they said we can’t agree on anything these days!
It's time to mess with Texas!
So I get that superman is an immigrant from Krypton, but how is he an illegal immigrant if he got adopted? I'm an American citizen. If someone in Mexico catapults their baby over the wall with a note saying "raise him as your own" and I adopt this baby and register him as a citizen, he's a citizen.
Medical science that he refuses.
The curse is only that something terrible enters their brain, like a bullet or a lobotomy spike. The worm already got in his brain, and his brain was so full of toxins that the worm died.
Back in 2020, companies all over the world had to adapt and change in order to survive during the pandemic. Let's say you're in charge of a big company. What would be some ways that you would try to adapt to another long-term disaster, like a civil war, or nuclear/volcanic winter that lasts decades?
#Superman is truly a #superhero 🇺🇸 Someday kids, someday the American dream. Someday kids, someday the American promise will be fulfilled but you must do your part. #AmericanDream #promise #American #promise
