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@vepid.bsky.social

gay white 30 something shitposting 🏳️‍⚧️😷🥖🌹🏴 pfp: salad cat with avatar aang's head arrow and yellow collar painted on header: a goomba with buff arms on a transparent checker background

created July 25, 2024

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Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

stop being robophobic!!!

1/9/2025, 7:47:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

ahhh ok i gotcha so "handmade" then effectively means "personally made" and it is an acceptable term for independent sewists regardless of machine yea

1/9/2025, 7:14:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah i imagine most colloquialisms dont hold up in a court of law

1/9/2025, 7:12:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

im not contesting that the way we use the word is not literal, just that it wouldn't confuse anyone to see machine work on a "handmade" piece

1/9/2025, 7:10:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

this teacher for example likes to stress the difference between "handmade" and "homemade" as differences in (often machine based) technique

1/9/2025, 7:06:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

that's not my experience from buying or learning to make custom garments. both teachers and other sewists use the word "handmade" like this and there is no confusion. we use "hand sewing" or "hand finish" to refer to, well, hand sewing

1/9/2025, 7:02:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

no, i know. but a custom garment (which im assuming is the context) is still called "handmade" if u used a machine. in that context it doesn't literally mean that other clothes are not made by hand, rather that this one was made to order instead of being one of hundreds on the rack

1/9/2025, 6:56:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

im like if a horse had fingers

1/9/2025, 2:46:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

handmade. the word they're looking for is handmade

1/9/2025, 2:33:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

someone said "jim balls" in the comments and it's gonna become my new vocal stim

1/9/2025, 1:40:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

usually not but if im having a scary or stressful dream i eventually realize it is a dream and choose to wake up

31/8/2025, 11:33:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

being smug about your apathy is the most embarrassing thing i can think of rn

31/8/2025, 11:19:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

how many good deeds do u have to do to get reincarnated as the dog who gets spa days

31/8/2025, 7:42:41 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

we can't shame people into boycotting, we have to build viable alternatives, and divesting from amazon is a big ask - possible, for sure, over time but the people like me with capacity will have to pave the way and create those viable alternatives

31/8/2025, 10:51:36 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

"there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" implies "reduce consumption", not "it's pointless to try to exert your principles with your dollar". boycotts work. they hinge on capacity, and no one can do them perfectly all the time, but they r super powerful as a sustained collective effort

31/8/2025, 10:49:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

shes a 10 but she drafts her pickup lines in obsidian

30/8/2025, 10:17:14 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

hey baby is your name malenia?? cause you should let me solo you

30/8/2025, 10:04:35 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

how??? theyre not even born yet

30/8/2025, 3:58:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

what if you 🫵 carefully and diligently reset your sleep schedule 😴 but god said 👴 "excruciatingly painful pulled muscle" 💥

30/8/2025, 2:49:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

i think that the iceberg that sunk the titanic

29/8/2025, 9:24:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

sabrina garfielder

29/8/2025, 9:20:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

im........ the peanut.........

29/8/2025, 8:53:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me and who

29/8/2025, 8:23:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

+1 i wanna see them rig a fish skeleton to the dances

29/8/2025, 7:07:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

culture soup

29/8/2025, 6:30:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

im begging you, prince zuko. it's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions. WHO are you, and how do YOU want to dance

29/8/2025, 6:18:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

yea it was really funny when they had no power

29/8/2025, 5:21:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

not that this should be why people care - people should care because trans people are people - but this is a feature, not a bug

29/8/2025, 3:42:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

thats the whole point and its not funny at all they don't actually care about the 1% of ppl who are trans but they KNOW they can use anti-trans rhetoric to enforce their standards of femininity by creating a woman who is illegal and accusing you of being one. it's "witchcraft" all over again

29/8/2025, 3:41:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

most people don't understand or respect the relationship between authority and responsibility and so they feel entitled to one while trying to avoid the other. it's the cause of like 90% of infuriating behavior imo

29/8/2025, 2:44:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

are you this obtuse naturally or is it something you do for fun

29/8/2025, 1:39:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

no they're saying we should be eliminating the jobs instead. by fighting fascism

29/8/2025, 1:32:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

mfw the article about how everyone hates ai was written with ai

29/8/2025, 1:28:58 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there's no making it but i have yet to stop faking it

29/8/2025, 1:21:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

real

29/8/2025, 1:21:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

im like if uncle iroh played fortnite

29/8/2025, 1:17:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

mentally well doesnt exist anymore. but you can still try. for fun.

29/8/2025, 1:05:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

elle woods does NOT skip the oat milk london fog because she has tea at home but elle woods is rich and im not sooooo

29/8/2025, 12:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

assassin spaghetti for your bowels

29/8/2025, 10:03:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

elle woods does all her chores so they dont stress her out

29/8/2025, 9:40:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

the cool thing about people moving in is eventually they're just in and they quit banging and stomping all day

28/8/2025, 9:04:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

its sfw its like a little troll doll

28/8/2025, 6:16:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

a tree died for that

28/8/2025, 6:16:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

not trent reznor doing blue steel in his new pfp

28/8/2025, 5:44:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

final fantasy 10 is my lord of the rings

28/8/2025, 5:19:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

(illegal cleaning fee btw)

28/8/2025, 4:48:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

you have no idea how badly i want to reply "ill do it if you pay me the cleaning fee you charged them"

28/8/2025, 4:48:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

"we need to clear out what prev tenants left in their cupboards"

two screenshots from final fantasy 10 of a conversation tidus is having with rikku. first text reads:
28/8/2025, 3:54:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

i love paying my landlord hundreds of dollars a month to do nothing and still being asked for favors 🥰 parasites are the backbone of our society

28/8/2025, 3:31:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

uh oh! elle woods snapped her resistance band :(

28/8/2025, 9:31:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

5 am peanut lore drop: one time i made a bunch of new friends who were obsessed with the room and, wanting to be in on the jokes, i decided to watch it by myself. it was the most confusing and uncomfortable experience that i think it's even possible to have in solitude

28/8/2025, 9:26:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

its already working. elle woods would take her multivitamin

28/8/2025, 9:02:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

fired my therapist. just gonna start asking myself "what would elle woods do"

28/8/2025, 8:57:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

yea :)

27/8/2025, 4:11:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

the pocorn at home:

ugly half popped popcorn with lots of kernels
27/8/2025, 4:00:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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screenshot of a scene from deltarune that features queen speaking. text box reads:
27/8/2025, 3:47:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pocorn

27/8/2025, 3:43:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

im glad we all align on the idea that genocide is bad, at least in words. but i don't look at people the same way after i tell them that one of their consumer habits has dire consequences further down the supply chain and they find a way to disregard that what is that if not some kind of supremacy?

27/8/2025, 3:19:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

fuck israel and free palestine unequivocally but also our lives are speckled with little entitlements that have far-reaching genocidal consequences and i think getting serious means looking rly hard at our habits iphone, switch 2, cheeseburgers, ai, covid negligence. all of these things kill people

27/8/2025, 3:11:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

just saw a post that said "most zionists dont support genocide" and honestly? ok most people who buy new tech dont support blood mines hell, most people who eat meat dont support killing animals what if u dont need malicious intent to do great evil. just a sense of entitlement to the status quo

27/8/2025, 3:03:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

i love sabine so fucking much

27/8/2025, 11:57:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

my pandemic hobby was sewing (i mostly upcycled existing clothes, though im proud of the few pieces i made from scratch) and boy did i ever develop a deep respect for the work and fury at the exploitative fashion industry that cheapened it

27/8/2025, 11:06:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

"you cant just every single cop" youre right. sorry. im working on it

27/8/2025, 9:21:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

i don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people. so instead i am studying the blade

27/8/2025, 9:14:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

libertarians stop calling themselves anarchists challenge level impossible

27/8/2025, 8:05:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe creatures just panic and hurt each other sometimes and no one has to be bad

27/8/2025, 8:01:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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people who only make sacrifices when they're sure it will "work" have a material interest in insisting that it won't

27/8/2025, 7:34:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and the history of red delicious is proof that capitalism must die if we are to have anything of real value in it

27/8/2025, 6:57:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

im the opposite kind of in my thirties where every time i hear a new nonsense word i enthusiastically look it up. big fan of nonsense word

27/8/2025, 6:53:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a really good apple is proof that this world is worth fighting for

27/8/2025, 6:45:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

i feel like i dont know u well enough to offer Words (or the situation at all) but this sentiment is so real and it's not your fault

27/8/2025, 6:43:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$300????????

26/8/2025, 7:39:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the only good landlord at all, really

26/8/2025, 6:11:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

true. they should invent a landlord that

26/8/2025, 6:08:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they should invent a landlord that leaves you the fuck alone

26/8/2025, 6:02:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

uh huh. happy birthday

26/8/2025, 5:42:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

doing the opposite of whatever u suggest

26/8/2025, 5:40:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

ill make it for you sometime (threatening)

26/8/2025, 5:37:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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would it be bad opsec if i started appleposting

26/8/2025, 5:36:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

:)

26/8/2025, 5:34:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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apple season soon :)

26/8/2025, 5:33:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

ime the answer is usually "so i can fantasize about being on the other side of it"

26/8/2025, 5:32:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i figured it out. tuna was on sale but i forgot to buy it. have to go back tomoro

26/8/2025, 5:29:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

you're a long way from bed, sleep paralysis demon

26/8/2025, 5:02:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dissociated in the grocery store and bought mayonnaise ?????? who was i

26/8/2025, 5:02:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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amen. peaches deserve so much better

26/8/2025, 5:01:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

men want peaches to come in a can't

26/8/2025, 1:37:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social)

stop hurting your own feelings. never flip your canvas

26/8/2025, 1:36:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

n95 or better masks protect you from respiratory illnesses pretty reliably. i & many of my friends who mask consistently have not been sick in years; we still go out often, just not to eat or drink covidactionmap.org - there might be an org nearby that will give u masks & more info for free!

26/8/2025, 10:14:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

even children who say or do shitty things are just bouncing ideas off the world to see what happens. they dont HAVE a worldview. they are building one with what they have so far and they are inviting you into the process

26/8/2025, 5:18:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

oh ok if you have extras i just didnt want to take your only sunflower lol yea i would love a baby ty :3 ill try to set up a cutting of my jade plant to bring out too if u want 👀

26/8/2025, 4:37:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

!!!!!!!! no i dont want YOUR baby!!! only if u can propagate A baby

26/8/2025, 4:34:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

oh no i thought u were offering me a plant LOL how about a seed?? perhamps i will try growing it myself

26/8/2025, 4:30:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

omg yes pls! i would love to add a flower to my leaf collection

26/8/2025, 4:22:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

im screaming i love them i need one

26/8/2025, 4:18:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

oh my gOD. babyyyyyyyyyyyy was that 1 growing inside? can they do that???

26/8/2025, 4:17:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture peanut (@vepid.bsky.social) reply parent

nice flower btw i never see them as babies i didnt know they were so cute

26/8/2025, 3:59:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im still depressed but being depressed with plants is better than being depressed without plants

26/8/2025, 3:58:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there is no such thing as a "lesser evil" unless, in your opinion, there are lesser people that it's ok to do evil to

25/8/2025, 1:08:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im still in a snake, dream eater :(

25/8/2025, 8:23:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view