evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I like that moving in together comes before first date
“lovable” simpleton. wisconsin. law talking guy. uphold yang wen-li thought
496 followers 1,409 following 1,693 posts
view profile on Bluesky evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I like that moving in together comes before first date
'viktor shtrum' (@viktorshtrum.bsky.social) reposted
the sunglasses keep falling off
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social)
sincerely: the only class you can count on is the professional managerial class
Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted
i don't think being on a site that gives anti-Black racism 20k likes is good for the soul
BB ACWhead 🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇲🇽🇵🇸🇵🇦🇺🇦 (@2puru2partisan.bsky.social) reposted
I hate it here
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
concerning
Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) reposted
What if most ppl arent actually still seething about an event from five years ago and the only ppl that are are extremely online weirdos and the reason why a lot of our news media & our political class cant see the forest for the trees on this is bc they too are way too online?
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
nah still really pathetic
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
Can't believe that on my first day as a nurse I have been charged with replacing Rudy Giuliani's IV drip of Johnnie Walker Black while he is in intensive care. It's what's keeping him alive. You get into this line of work to take care of people, but you never imagine how important it could be.
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
my parents would have yelled at me to clean my damn room
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it’s lamer than ai art, they’re passing around copies of commissions that pathetic people got from this weirdo rachidlotf.com/store/
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah I think it’s going to be grim
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe in the khornate spirit of liberalism
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
if we expand our def of “fascist” a tiny bit, just read diaries from random northern infantry, especially post Gettysburg, and particularly from units raised in the Midwest. not exactly in a forgiving mood
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
American propaganda in ww2 was so placid though, not bloodthirsty at all!
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social)
hmmmm I wonder if there are any historical examples you could look at that directly counter your assessment. ah, well, probably not
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
ya. fair. history is funny like that
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
we just hate him for obvious reasons, fairly normal to denigrate those you hate
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
he’s looking very alive, not like a melted wax statue
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social)
looking very alive, sir!
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
he one day hopes to get on snl as a conehead
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
he likes it like that, he sleeps with it in a mould every night
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@dumbmike.bsky.social) reposted
NEWS: Every single person on earth has died and all this around us, this is heaven. It's just like the last episode of Lost, if that's what the show Lost was about. Didn't watch.
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw them when I was 13 and it remains one of my favorite shows
'viktor shtrum' (@viktorshtrum.bsky.social) reposted
Army Football is 0-1 under Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense.
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted
Fred Trump, Hitler, and Roy Cohn appearing at the foot of Trump's bed like this
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@dumbmike.bsky.social) reposted
I'm gonna call it: it happens this month. Prayer warriors, join hands.
“reba” (@reba.bsky.social) reposted
going fast while doing wheelies through a crowd and swerving at the last second is the same antisocial, selfish attitude cyclists rightfully hate in car drivers. very dumb for anyone to defend it
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
your response is about something that is not happening here. do you smell burning toast?
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Prison for the wheelies kids and the poster
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
the injury thing is kinda over the line lol
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
words, what do they even mean?
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
that's a lot of movies, stories, human experience
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
do you live in western europe or the US/Canada? congrats, you're in the global top 10%
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, when a judge says "you're not saying x, are you?" that's an opportunity to show how reasonable your position is, not to step off the cliff the judge set up for you
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
this only goes on for so long as judges at every level are willing to accept stupid ass bullshit from DOJ attorneys. i am so goddamned sick of them letting these freaks get away with it
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
"you're not making a monumentally stupid argument are you" "yes, judge, yes i am"
LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER (@thequeso.bsky.social) reposted
Taylor Lorenz is full of shit, makes shit up, and hates Democrats? WHO FUCKING WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
go pack
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
holy shit
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
banger
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
the insurers appear likely to solve this particular problem before anything else has to be done
Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
also helps that badgers FB has sucked out loud in the time since my kids were born. may all fans be so lucky
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
hang in there. game on phone in pocket so I can at least listen while chasing my horrible beloved children around the park has been the key
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
/in a voice that sounds like a fistful of gravel in a running dryer "Look at all these fucked up children."
Nathan Goldwag (@goldwagnathan.bsky.social) reposted
All polling news now is like "🚨BREAKING!!🚨 In a DEVESTATING BLOW to Donald Trump, only 47.3% of Americans think he should RULE AS IMMORTAL EMPEROR OF EARTH AND HEAVEN!!! Is this the end for MAGA??? 😯😯😯😯🌊🌊🌊🌊"
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
totally fair
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
he was an actor and presenter before he launched a podcast. he had a budget for marketing and publicists and connections for guests and advertisers. That’s not organic, it’s just showbiz
Albert Burneko (@albertburneko.bsky.social) reposted
Butlerian Jihad now: defector.com/butlerian-ji...
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
lol nothing about rogan was organic
Politically_Illinois ⚾️ (@pol-il.bsky.social) reposted
If it's not aiding and abetting crime it's convincing you to kill yourself or go on a rampage and if it's not that it's making revenge porn and worse and if it's not that it's ruining the schools and if it's not that it's a piece of software that breaks every three minutes and everyone hates using
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
this sounds like a good plan and I am unsurprised that ms. lorenz finds it objectionable because she is a crank
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
what did people think the money meant when they said we needed a joe rogan of the left? that it was going to be organic? (I am not at a loss as to what Ms. Lorenz thought: whatever phone told her to think)
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social)
I mean.. duh?
Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted
This is sick freak shit to say and it's alright to point that out
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
one that annoys me is that what these people think is cutting edge new political thinking is just warmed over slaveholder ideology
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
New York media loves itself a crazy white lady
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
well, I’m in favor of the first one
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
“total human day and night multipack” just copying that down for when I need to call poison control
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I could see finance guys falling for a supposed trillion dollar product that sucked at its primary purpose if it did not also encourage children to commit suicide. as things are, something’s gotta give
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I tried having it to do a mail merge for some envelopes this weekend. Figured “it’s word processing, it should be good at this.” It fucked it up, first envelope was fine, each subsequent one was screwed up in different ways. I hate these things they suck ass
Robespierre (@seeemilyplay.bsky.social) reposted
“This decision had two results: OpenAl's valuation catapulted from $86 billion to $300 billion, and Adam Raine died by suicide.”
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Eagerly awaiting the moment you learn literally anything about product liability law. it’s going to blow your mind
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
good
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social)
somebody launch david shor into the sun
Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan) (@mikesenters.bsky.social) reposted
A reminder that this shit with Cracker Barrel is nothing new. As Ganz points out, the right loves doing the consumerist nostalgia bit and it's most perfectly incapsulated by a series of truly cringe tweets posted a few years ago:
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
The rare accurate and proportionate headline, the logs are insane
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
in the pre-heresy era, it was the main reason anybody ever has infantry, holding an agriworld or junction system on the warp lanes takes boots. Plus the huge scale of the crusade Post heresy, it’s still the former reason plus you need a lot of baseline humans around in case the marines go traitor
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
shut the fuck up
Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
i do not think the average american voter realizes the privileges that they had as as citizens of a deeply integrated world hegemon are slowly vanishing one by one
APSA (@apsa.bsky.social) reposted
Jamelle Bouie Receives the 2025 Carey McWilliams Award The Carey McWilliams Award is presented annually by the American Political Science Association (APSA) to honor major journalistic contributions to society’s understanding of politics. Citation from the Award Committee: The American Political…
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Executive orders are not laws stop acting like this means anything there’s clear precedent on this
Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted
Leftist: Yes, Trump’s kind of a fascist. Now let me get back to my obsession, re-litigating fights with Democratic centrists from a decade or two ago. Centrist: Yes, there are signs of fascism. Now let me get back to complaining a lefty used some woke terms a few years ago. American democracy: 🤯🤯🤯
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
just at a kid’s 7th birthday party at which the kids present explained the plot to each other repeatedly. having encanto flashbacks
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
have you ever watched the bbc tinker tailor soldier spy miniseries? it rocks
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
proudly posting my way to the bottom of the list. anyone who follows me should regret it
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social)
"we can recreate the atlantic in the aggregate"
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
anyone with a brain could tell you that without needing to write a thinkpiece
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
i'll say it again, my loud and vigorous support for any democrat who calls for televised hearings and criminal charges for everyone involved in DOGE. this guy should never be able to live in peace again.
Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan) (@mikesenters.bsky.social) reposted
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
ah, the attorney client privileged stories i am sure you have
Alexandra Petri (@petridishes.bsky.social) reposted
can’t believe the host of the Kennedy Center Honors is wasting his valuable time like this
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
diaper bags and baby carriers come in neutral colors now. Tacticool isn’t masculine, it’s just lame
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
goodbye old friend
Jason "Red5" Lyall (@jaylyall.bsky.social) reposted
Just seven months and we've already made it to the "show me your papers" phase of fascism
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
do they still have that metaverse thing? They can get back to it
Bill McKay (@mckay4senate.bsky.social) reposted
Take: the Leo Frank stuff is a much worse acceleration of left-wing people on Twitter deciding that the word “r-tard” was an acceptable statement to call someone again. There’s a bizarre belief that acting like a neo-Nazi or an alt-righter is liberating in some way way.
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social)
this is my son, the Gundam
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
this guy deserves whatever eventually consumes his existence and much more. hopefully sooner than later
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
and that's just at the elementary level! i can't imagine what high school is like.
evan (@verynormalguy.bsky.social) reply parent
the disputes between kids move from community/online into the school, that excites the conflict between adults, that is mirrored on social media and the endless cycle continues. instead of focusing on delivering education to kids, teachers and admin have to spend time mediating social media fights.