I WILL NOT stand for delicious sourdough libel!!! (I won't sit for it, either)
IRL beat 'em up boss. Collector of fictional husbands. Catty bitch by nature. I have lots of thoughts...and my thoughts are π¨π°π°π₯. Like about music, video games, politics, my dreams, and weird stories from my life.π³οΈβππ
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I WILL NOT stand for delicious sourdough libel!!! (I won't sit for it, either)
Graffiti and clashes in Jakarta, Indonesia during the ongoing uprising following the police murder of 21-year-old delivery driver Affan Kurniawan during an anti-government protest.
(I have an exit plan if things take a turn for the worst)
Doctor: We want you to live to 100! :D Me:
Genuinely have no idea how much longer I can take literally every trans person around me being on the edge of falling apart - and every now and again losing someone I can't help keep together - while the cis people just kinda nod and assume we're all being hysterical.
"α―E α©αE αͺE-α―O."
If you're an able-bodied white man who DESPERATELY needs military-grade weapons designed only to mow down human life as quickly as possible, either: A. America isn't as gr8 as you pretend it is B. You're the worst hunter in the world C. You're a wussyass bitch D. All of the above
Or-if you're my dad-Neutral MALK Hotel.
If you don't appreciate the art of opera then get out of my FACE. No mics. No amps. ALL voice/projection.
Society needs to stop blaming single mothers for being single mothers and shame the fathers for running away from the consequences of their actions like punkass bitches.
There's a startling amount of furries in the military, more than you would ever imagine. So... Thank you for your furvice. π«‘πΊπ¦ππ»π°π«‘
Maybe the Cracker Barrel dude just like, went to the bathroom or something. He's been sitting there for HOW long?
I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT'S SO IMPORTANT.
Sometimes I wish I could shut up, but oh well I can't π€·ββοΈ
I've encounter so many people who hate on 'Bioshock' here (and when I was actively using Twitter) like WTF??
Look alive, people.
Y'all remember her, right?
Very fair.
And just WHERE, exactly, should I wrap them?
Decapitated, Mgla, Behemoth...is there a Polish death/black metal band that ISN'T accused of violent personal crimes, knock boots with nazis, or piss and moan about "wokeness"?
...Did she specify WHILE she's alive to see them or does the deal break after she passes?
Dudes calling women "sweetheart" are creepy. Like, what are you, her grandma or something? You'd better at least make her cookies or give her a random $20.
Name 5 Albums That Had the Biggest Impact On Your Life: "Nullify"-Ice Ages "Wetwork"-Filmmaker "Charm of the Highway Strip-Magnetic Fields "Lurker of Chalice"-Lurker of Chalice "Ultima Thule"-Blut Aus Nord (I could name way more lol)
I'm getting more and more pumped about the role roster, which is VERY unexpected. How 'bout you?
-arms pillow-
Same.
So Kilmar Abrego Garcia walks free from federal custody. Funny how the system manages to move quickly when it wants to, but grinds to a halt when itβs about justice. The bigger story will be when he turns around and sues the Feds for what they put him through.
The Cracker Barrel logo is literally just missing the dude what the fuck is the problem? They should be happy it's not a couple MAGAts inside the barrel.
Seeing the Harlem Globetrotters is on my bucket list and has been for a while. I've just always had a lot of respect for them.
If you unironically use the word "taters" instead of "potatoes" I'm beating you with a pillow if I see you. And I'm holding onto the stitching side so you risk getting a zipper in the eye. T__T < >
Growing up, my main babysitter had a tramp stamp of a Jerry Garcia bear and it used to scare me.
I don't like this new trend of cops in giant trucks. ...I also don't like this new trend of COPS either.
How come people will IMMEDIATELY correct themselves and grovel when they get the gender of someone's dog wrong but outright REFUSE to do the same for humans? What's your problem? Stop making everything about YOU.
He'd look at it and be like "Eh. I'm not a ring guy." and like toss it or something
Why do I insist on sleeping in the same position as Sagat's main attack? ...And why is it comfortable?
"What do you think his reaction would be if someone informed him that everything he had formerly known was illusion and delusion, but that now he was a few steps closer to reality...?"
I want this to be my battle armor SO badly (Also that game is GREAT)
SICK 'N' TIRED OF WALKING BEHIND/WITH BOOMERS LURCHING AROUND LIKE ZOMBIES IN AN ART GALLERY.
11. Akira 12. Alien 13. Dr. Strangelove... 14. Hellraiser 2 15. Silent Hill
15 Movies to Get to Know Me 1. La JettΓ© 2. Beyond the Black Rainbow 3. The Blair Witch Project 4. The Great Dictator 5. Ferngully: The Last Rainforest 6. The Brave Little Toaster 7. The Iron Giant 8. Super Mario Bros. 9. Street Fighter 10. Inglourious Basterds ...
If someone clicked on you in an RTS, what would your voice lines be? "FAAAAAHK!" "Oh you fucking bastard." "Are you serious?" "Ew." -some philosophical snippet about work or rich people- -sings the instrumentation to a Godflesh song acapella or taps it out- -in Flapjack's voice- "Wat." -ninja yell-
Weβre not distracted and itβs not going away.
Exclusive: An internal planning road map obtained by The Post shows the strategy behind ICEβs breakneck expansion, a chaotic effort that has already triggered lawsuits and accusations of cruelty. wapo.st/41FWkck
Cool I love 'Silent Hill'
This should be me. I can act like toxic men's Gary Stu OC as well as anyone else!
Put it back.
I always thought FOX was appropriate, seeing as they're traditionally seen as crafty, clever tricksters and FOX manage to hoodwink their zombies into doing or believing ANYTHING. Then again, one doesn't need to be smart as a fox to fool those...things.
NOOOOOO NOT MY SECOND FAVORITE ANIMAL!!!
He WOULD.
How do people teach themselves how to read? They can't read??
Whip that mofo
Repost the money card and monetary wealth will come your way soon.
Why are dogs instantly assumed to be male and cats female? I guess that's why not liking dogs is considered a ring in hell and not liking cats is totally fine (especially if you're a man?) I'll be the first to type it out loud, I really don't care for dogs that much. I just don't.
Commenting "whoa is this real?? :O" on every post the Onion makes.
Breeders be liiiiiiiiiiiike
I've got 99 problems and a drifloon ain't one.
The McDonald's bag is the piece de resistance
Nobody gives apples to teachers anymore and that's just sad.
Whoooaaa mama, they put me on the sock.
I wonder if F.A.N.G. would like karaoke. He seems like the kind of person who would rock that. MΜΆ.ΜΆ ΜΆBΜΆiΜΆsΜΆoΜΆnΜΆ ΜΆtΜΆoΜΆoΜΆ ΜΆtΜΆbΜΆhΜΆhΜΆhΜΆ
Perfect.
Gawd, probably Colossus (but I have a soft spot for Beast AND Nightcrawler because I used to play 'Clone Wars' on Genesis with a late cousin and those were the characters we usually picked)
Grind culture is NOT a flex. It's an epidemic and a byproduct of corporate greed.
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βTea appβ for men is just revenge porn. Prosecute everyone responsible.
"Gears of War" is the most bara-servicing video game in history.
They not wrong
Mine's more "Oh my god I'm gonna say or do something awkward and then I can never hang out with these people again because I'm just gonna think about how cringe I am for the rest of eternity."
#BringBackFatPikachu
(I didn't want to go to Pluto. It was small and there was nothing to do but look at a few houses with Christmas lights there)
One of my dreams this morning was the reoccurring "planets" one where they're all super close together and easy to travel between. They were also Earth colonized and (I don't remember who I was with but) I was like "We're gonna go to Saturn THEN you'll wanna go to Uranus THEN we'll end up at Pluto."
My Top 50 Albums (In No Order)
For the record, I'm not trying to tell you what to do (I also can't), just a friendly comment in case you or anyone reading could find that information useful :)
My German teacher once said she hosted some buddies from Germany in the 1980s who had been around the camps and they were terrified of all the American flags everywhere; they said "This is how it started..."
Their main label is Debemer Morti and that's the one that has Godkiller and Suhnopfer. I scrutinize bands like I'm doing a background check for Dunkin' Donuts. You just gotta believe (me lol)!
The artist Suhnopfer (I spelled it wrong before) was in a band called Wolfsangel (which had albums released on PIT Records, which is a far right label) and Godkiller, who had a project called Kristallnacht...I think you can guess what THAT was about
Horsey YAAAAAAY
Isn't just just "Life"?
Including SSRIs. I wish my doctor had told me when I finally was able to get some because I just thought I had hyperhydrosis or something because I sweat and UNGODLY amount.
My Top 10 Favorite Artists (in no order): Ice Ages Filmmaker Anaal Nathrakh Dragged Into Sunlight Ash Borer Abyssal Brighter Death Now Pharmakon Zaax Red Deviil
Can I respectfully ruin your day? Blut aus Nord used to be my favorite band ever by they run a label that signs NS projects and Vinsval recently guest starred on Sunopfer's latest album :\
This should be right about now tbh
"C'MON, SON. LET'S HAVE A GAME OF 'PERFECT TEETH BALL'."
do you have enough love in your heart to go and get your hands dirty? wanted to finish this sooner, but, welp! --- #art
Pepperann is a non-binary icon fite mee
Bipson
Was going through my secret tumblr and found this photo. The longer you look at it the funnier it gets π€£π€£π€£
I'm REALLY glad I'm not lost at sea right now. NGL that would suck.
