Retired stand-up comedian. Current artist and resister. I thought I’d be an adult way before I got to this age. I will afflict the comfortable.
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I can't think of a more perfect way to sum up what is happening in all corners of life + politics in the late-stage capitalist oligarchy hellscape that is the United States: "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it." -Upton Sinclair
Who else thinks Lisa Murkowski is a corrupt shitbag though?
"Nobody wants to be a cop [in DC]. They were abused. They were spit on." "When you when you say they were abused and spit on, I'm assuming you're talking about January 6th, correct?" "All you guys want to do was bring up J6 about the answer to everything."
2019 #Banksy
You have to be a demented ,special kind of asshole ,to deport children.
Good night 🌙 and….
@nealkatyal.bsky.social: “You’ve got the president who's imposed the largest tax increase on American consumers since 1993 … and he did it without Congress saying one word. That is not our constitutional structure.”
“It may seem foreign to people.”Why not (accurately) say, we are ignorant of doing things differently, because we are not very smart.
Banning books instead of guns is exactly what radicalized me.
Hey, Martha, it’s not your job to show us how stupid people CAN be.
Unless DeSantis plans on having them watch the crosswalks 24/7, Orlando is gonna win this battle.
Schrödinger's Razor: When you're not sure if an explanation is simplest unless you witness its existence
I think when it happens we should call it “congestive heart success”
"The lunatics are running the asylum."
🤔 Strange timing: as Rosneft struggles under sanctions and Russia’s Venezuela oil stake reshuffles, the U.S. ramps up military ops near Venezuela under the banner of going after cartels. Hard not to wonder if there’s more at play than what’s being said. @housedemocrats.bsky.social
FEMA employee on leave describes "culture of fear “ among agency employee
The End Justifies The Means is a very dangerous idea At the end of the day we are each custodians of our own conscience and would have to live with our conscience for acting or not With Putin Netenyahu & sadly Potus the case for action has never been stronger 2 Shakespeare quotes But #ImpeachNow
Here’s the simple headline. trump WAS and IS WRONG. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
I say we start a pool on when he’s gonna shuffles off. Plus what they claim killed him, and what actually killed him, while the Clown Show that isn’t scurrying to get away since trump alone held the Kompromat on them, tries to get the slobbering mob to follow them. It’ll be a MAGApalooza.
So, is the new Dem platform to capitulate to these Nazi pricks?
If we were occupied by a foreign enemy, I could, in good conscience, do whatever is in my power to fuck them up. Would that be okay here?
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Diaper Don thinks he’s owning the libs, he’s NOT going to die in prison. Ha!
The official Oval Office designer, the Honorable Tom Cullen, Laws yes. M-O-O-N, that spells tacky AF Faux Gold.
He thinks wind turbines are ugly.
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I’m willing to test that theory.
This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social
Sounds like a great idea...
Uh, he makes all of his own clothes?
everyone please say something nice now about JD to cheer him up
. Florida poured $218M into a prison camp now sitting empty. They slash food stamps, deny Medicaid, ignore homelessness but they had money for cages. That’s not policy. That’s cruelty .
Your morning facts.
In a press release Jack Daniels was whining that their profits and Canadian consumers are being hurt by our own boycott. They still don't get. They say sales dropped 62%. C'mon people we can do better than that. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
It's unfathomable to me that ChatGPT refused to make me a photo that satirized Kristi Noem's hair extensions but it advised a teen on how to commit suicide and that he "didn't owe his parents survival."
So, when he inevitably dies, like a dog. A beautiful dog. I assume he will be interred in an Arc of The Covenant style glass sarcophagus, slathered in real genuine gold and/or gold colored product. Ideally it should feature a urinal.
It's True AOC ! ❤️ We Have NEVER Witnessed this type of "In Your Face" Criminal Activity from The Leader of This Country EVER.......
Iowa is leading the way!
They are criminalizing creativity.
Subway has to be so happy "sandwich guy" means something else now
RFK Jr. rushing to the White House with a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow to save the President
They’re soft launching the president’s death
The thing that affects whales the least of any, is wind.
Every single MAGA is guilty of REJECTING the very first, most important, commandment. It’s basically god’s I’m in charge statement. “I am the LORD thy GOD. You SHALL NOT have any god before me.” See y’all in hell!!
You think about things like ballroom when you must wear diaper. Cause-effect.
The Samara Oil Refinery has suspended operations after it was hit by 30 Ukrainian drones yesterday. #explodey
Have we considered the possibility that he used so much bronzer that ICE accidentally deported him to El Salvador?
To be honest, we have never been serious about pedophilia. Michael Jackson was bad for about a week. Southern states continue to lower the age of consent. Plus, MAGA. Most of them are guilty of it and virtually all of them are products of it.
Jasmine Crockett is one Woman I Believe,and I Believe In Her......
Alaska Vowed to Resolve Murders of Indigenous People. Now It Refuses to Provide Their Names. @kylehopkinsak.bsky.social @adn.com
It was the carpeted sewer pipe that hurt him.
How do you find a road-kill whale?
trump says the same thing about naked pagent girls, he can tell by looking that they are Health-y.
“.. Kennedy was acting bizarre, saying he can tell as he walks past children if they are dealing with “mitochondrial challenges” .. Can he mysteriously divine illnesses just by looking? “Our health secretary is a certified quack.” @nytopinion.nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/o...
We can't even play basketball 🏀 🤬
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz stated that Russia is attempting to destabilize Germany, including targeting its infrastructure, and therefore Berlin is in direct conflict with Moscow.
I LOVE that Jeffries is being called, AIPAC Shakur.
Thoughts. Prares.
The fact that people are pre-celebrating his death gives me a tiny bit of hope for this country
You may already be aware of this. If so...it's good reinforcement: The President of Portugal branded Trump a RUSSIAN ASSET. Whether it’s true or not doesn’t even matter; what matters is this: world leaders see Trump as weak...compromised...and beneath respect.
RFK is lovingly feeding Trump leeches right now. The President is protesting but his voice is muffled, because his mouth is full of leeches. There there, RFK quietly croaks, gently stroking his cotton candy hair. There there.
Worth a try.
I love Kristi Whitman.
“From somewhere”? We know where it comes from. His addled heroin soaked brain-product.
Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC, revealed that RFK Jr. has NEVER been briefed by CDC experts on measles, flu, or Covid: “No one from my center has ever briefed him on any of those topics…He’s getting his information from somewhere”
we'll know it's for real when Fox News starts playing Lee Greenwood's rendition of "Swan Lake" on loop
Looks as if you’ve “scooped” Tapper.
Like a deadly virus, created in the lab of bad public policy at the Heritage Foundation, Project 2025 has been let loose on our nation with impacts we are all just beginning to comprehend. My latest on Substack: open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...
trump and Vance were each groomed by an aggressive homosexual predator, DJT was indoctrinated into the “beyond the sexual norms of polite society” form of rape. Post-morality, post-humanity.
My biggest regret, is that trump will not get to experience the joy and celebration of his death.
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Corruption means the death and decomposition of anything living and reducing it to something useful.
The damage this man has done is incalculable.
I won $400M in the lottery. As soon as I pay them $500M.
Searing piece by our colleague @rasha-abou-jalal.bsky.social -- a journalist and mother of four now living in a tent in western Gaza City, on the impossible decision of whether to flee south once again. www.dropsitenews.com/p/gaza-city-...
Don't worry guys I think if we arm the Swifties and the BTS army we'll be fine
Turns out it was OUR fault for calling it the “Russia Russia Russia Hoax”. Seems it was actually the “Russia Russia Russia Partnership”.
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Ashli Babbitt was a domestic terrorist who was shot while committing a violent crime that demonstrated a clear intention to do bodily harm to the people on the other side of those doors. The officer ended the threat she represented...as they were required to do by lethal force if necessary. It was
I suspect that this regime has specific plans for the next pandemic. I presume they are planning on millions of deaths, and they are hard over it. Spoiler, MAGA will die first.
trump thinks wind turbines are ugly. Let’s embrace his esthetic.
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I’m 70. If I had a leader against trump, I would take up arms.
BTW, N Korea doesn’t have any crime. Also no guns.
Oh, fuck. Cindy McCain is woke. www.huffpost.com/entry/un-cin...
This was not a settlement. This is a gift to the murderers of the world. Rnjoy your new wealth you Morher FuKKKers. www.huffpost.com/entry/ashli-...
Sometimes I think the dead are the lucky ones.