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Fury Monkey

@visceralmonkey.bsky.social

created November 7, 2023

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Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Gardens of the moon.

2/9/2025, 3:56:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Please, just please. The world could use this right now :|

1/9/2025, 11:35:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Schrödinger's shit-gibbon if you will.

1/9/2025, 4:41:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeffries. Ewww. I’ll tolerate what must be tolerated, but man :/

31/8/2025, 8:00:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Goddammit :|

30/8/2025, 6:01:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I love Merv!!!! Been watching her videos all week!

30/8/2025, 4:40:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I literally have fireworks set aside. Literally.

30/8/2025, 2:04:14 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the way.

27/8/2025, 7:45:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Inshallah.

26/8/2025, 2:45:24 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus I’m tired of her.

25/8/2025, 11:03:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

24/8/2025, 12:47:56 AM | 12445 4459 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

He soooo wants to just call everyone “rootless cosmopolitans”. So badly. So very, very badly.

20/8/2025, 5:58:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

First step: install bazzite.

20/8/2025, 2:54:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Christ

14/8/2025, 4:44:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. Absolutely not turning it on to play this game.

11/8/2025, 1:05:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Cult?

4/8/2025, 2:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Am austinite. Can confirm.

1/8/2025, 10:15:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Cats actually handle chemo very well.

27/7/2025, 3:56:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, he’s excellent.

27/7/2025, 3:42:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Love everything about the movie, the tone of the time, the soundtrack, everything.

27/7/2025, 3:41:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I'll take that chance. Let's hope it happens soon.

19/7/2025, 6:55:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

This is all but certain at this point. It's going to be a rout and I don't think anything can stop that now. People need to be prepared for this.

15/7/2025, 3:25:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Such an amazing song.

14/7/2025, 11:54:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Brains like pudding. We are so hosed.

14/7/2025, 5:04:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The best ride in the world. Period.

8/7/2025, 3:37:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he could. Thats the reason.

2/7/2025, 6:07:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Knight (Fella) 🇪🇺🇬🇧 (@andrewknightfella.bsky.social) reposted

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20/6/2025, 9:09:54 AM | 451 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Elliott (@kjephd.bsky.social) reposted

Can a democracy die of embarrassment

20/6/2025, 6:14:38 PM | 245 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Austin J. Clements (@clementsaustinj.bsky.social) reposted

doing historiography again

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19/6/2025, 10:08:00 PM | 576 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like super fun. Which means of course that Nintendo will absolutely do anything to stop it; if it wasn't made by Nintendo, it cannot *possibly* be fun and customers must be protected from the possibility of having non-nintendo fun.

19/6/2025, 11:55:46 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

They won’t do any of this because they are fools and cowards. They would let someone murder their entire family right in front of them and just whine and seethe about it. Every. Single. Time.

18/6/2025, 7:21:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

They are going to just start killing people in their way. It’s just a matter of time. One of those chuckle-heads chambers a round while facing unarmed civilians.

18/6/2025, 3:46:10 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god, that would be hilarious.

17/6/2025, 10:30:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a weird irony, isn't it?

17/6/2025, 6:32:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I take solace in that somewhere in the multiverse he tripped on that escalator at that exact moment and broke his neck. Which would be both funny as shit and good for the residents of that universe. At least someone gets to not suffer.

17/6/2025, 4:12:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad dems in congress won’t do anything substantive about it except performance theatrics.

15/6/2025, 5:29:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social)

Glacies delenda est.

14/6/2025, 8:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

“Glacies delenda est.”

14/6/2025, 8:11:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Something I never thought I would ever, ever say, but: Fuck the United State Marine Corp.

14/6/2025, 12:19:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha, pretty much!

13/6/2025, 9:09:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Malazan Book of the Fallen Stephen Erikson But man it’s a lot of books.

13/6/2025, 8:42:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

So NOT American.

13/6/2025, 5:49:17 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Crist (@touchesky.bsky.social) reposted

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12/6/2025, 12:20:48 PM | 478 86 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes you need a monster to fight a monster. I’ll take him over trump anytime, issues and all.

11/6/2025, 4:32:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

after the last few days I feel like I can say in all certainty that the military will absolutely kill Americans citizens if directed to. We are in serious trouble.

10/6/2025, 9:59:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture paulvindici.bsky.social (@paulvindici.bsky.social) reposted

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9/6/2025, 10:41:00 PM | 1410 263 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

No. I watched this live as it happened. They had serious damage to the windshield and had to knock it out to drive away. There was nothing secretive about it and was done in plain sight. And I am no fan of cops, I just happened to see this on the live stream.

10/6/2025, 8:38:36 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

always hated systemd

10/6/2025, 2:59:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Watching that earlier, my OCD was kicking in when that last Waymo remained unlit. Thankfully, that was corrected.

9/6/2025, 3:49:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate you.

8/6/2025, 2:09:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

From your lips to the gods ears.

8/6/2025, 2:08:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

But is is Bizarre?

3/6/2025, 7:39:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Grovel. Or nothing.

2/6/2025, 5:36:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

At least Logan's Run is cool. I'll take that one.

1/6/2025, 4:47:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

This looks good

31/5/2025, 10:13:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

* cry’s in repressed Texan*

31/5/2025, 11:37:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The thing I love about her is that she knows exactly what her assets are and uses them shamelessly to advance herself. Well fucking done indeed. Respect.

30/5/2025, 7:45:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he….about to take a crap?

30/5/2025, 7:42:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Well Elon did get to take home Stephen Millers wife as some kind of weird souvenir. She’ll be carrying the musk rats latest baby sooner then later if not already. Miller is such a cuck.

29/5/2025, 7:20:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Brainworm approved!

28/5/2025, 4:01:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Cat one is great. Nazi demon one is great. Mini is great. I haven’t bothered to watch the others yet frankly.

24/5/2025, 11:54:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The US is going to get wrecked in all this. Never underestimate your enemy. In this case the current administration also disrespects the Chinese and that’s going to make it even worse. So embarrassing to be American right now. Jesus.

24/5/2025, 4:32:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I pretty much translate “Hustle Culture” to “Douchebag Culture” these days.

24/5/2025, 4:28:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

We cannot defeat the republicans until we clean house on the Dem side first. Full stop. They will just get in the way or bumble their way into more stupid decisions.

22/5/2025, 6:33:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw your first post. Then saw the news a bit later. And said the same thing: WTF.

18/5/2025, 11:07:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

LOVE Garbage. Still.

18/5/2025, 7:47:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

R/leopardsatemyface moment.

17/5/2025, 10:59:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GrouchyMarkx (@grouchymarkx.bsky.social) reposted

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15/5/2025, 1:48:10 AM | 1536 301 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

He absolutely failed in his one essential duty. Too busy playing “I’m just a popular president, nothing for me to do here!” Instead in the one thing expected of him. Good administrator. Terrible leader and president. And we all will pay the price.

15/5/2025, 11:01:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

How I very much wish we still had temples like this to worship in for those of us so inclined.

13/5/2025, 9:30:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) reposted

We’ve got one foot into fascism and the other on a banana peel.

10/5/2025, 5:14:32 PM | 2947 501 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Go back, we fucked up :(

8/5/2025, 1:40:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful sneck!!

7/5/2025, 4:34:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny, I read it in his voice even though I haven’t heard it in years..

5/5/2025, 5:14:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Manseau (@petermanseau.bsky.social) reposted

Star Wars Intro Scroll Episode IV It Was All So Stupid Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.
4/5/2025, 5:43:46 PM | 38292 7963 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Pathetic.

3/5/2025, 10:58:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

…they don’t plan to lose, no matter the vote…

2/5/2025, 9:56:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Idiot says what?

1/5/2025, 1:47:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The worst thing about the human experience is that history always repeats itself. The best thing about the human experience is that history always repeats itself. Sometimes it’s a long curve, but it gets there.

29/4/2025, 7:07:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the only way the lesson will be learned. We ALL have to suffer.

28/4/2025, 2:18:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted

Also, even if you hate America, it is objectively worth fighting for because is a massive source of resources, people, wealth, arms, and territory which no politically aware person would want in the hands of their ideological rivals. So losing has consequences.

27/4/2025, 11:59:36 PM | 351 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liisa Sisu Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇫🇮🇬🇧 (@liisasisu.bsky.social) reposted

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25/4/2025, 3:02:44 AM | 8208 1654 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice! Reminds me of Brom.

24/4/2025, 12:49:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karen (Harris/Walz Alaskan Democrat) (@danceswithseagulls.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a useless, spinless little man. You can point to him in the future as the best example of lick-spittle cowardice during these times and tell your children and grandchildren to never, ever, be this guy. Ever.

22/4/2025, 5:02:27 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the only way people are going to learn. The suffering has to happen :|

22/4/2025, 4:58:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Loooossssseeeerrrrrrrr

21/4/2025, 6:13:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

How are these people this stupid? The mind boggles.

20/4/2025, 9:26:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The US is little more than a russian vassal state in many ways now, as they planned. We are governed by fools and traitors..and russians.

20/4/2025, 3:39:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Ryan’s channel on YouTube is fantastic and has been watching it for by years. It really helps these days..

19/4/2025, 5:24:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell. Yes. Also, no surprise on those two toads.

19/4/2025, 5:20:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Kane (@briank3387.bsky.social) reposted

Old North Church in Boston last night on the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's ride.

A projection on the outside of the Old North Church reading
18/4/2025, 7:39:25 PM | 9699 2884 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

19/4/2025, 1:23:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The terrible, terrible truth is that is *must* get much worse before it gets better. That’s the only way Americans are going to rise up.

18/4/2025, 10:58:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever it takes. War makes strange bedfellows.

18/4/2025, 5:04:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Abso-fucking-lutely.

18/4/2025, 1:00:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh, Turkey?

18/4/2025, 12:35:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the few last things American science might contribute to the world :(

17/4/2025, 10:20:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Isaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin.bsky.social) reposted

Boom

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Profile picture Fury Monkey (@visceralmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. I love bees and go out of my way to help them when I can. It's the little thing.

17/4/2025, 12:58:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view