Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) / Redsky

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

those would make lovely cross-stitches!

3/9/2025, 12:16:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

* or tentacles

3/9/2025, 12:09:06 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

with alt-text

the Trump Lawn Mower Meme, with Trump saying to the kid mowing the lawn, “DO I LOOK DEAD TO YOU?”

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

…!

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Bread and Chocolate (@georgethebaker.bsky.social) reposted

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh dear. I might be several years late to this. I’ll see what I can do.

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ZEDtheRED (@zedthered.bsky.social) reposted

Where the skies are so blue

3/9/2025, 4:59:38 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

CrazyMyra (@outonthemoors.bsky.social) reposted

You can hear it coming

Small handwritten sign planted in mulched earth:

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social)

Slept in a Beatles shirt, woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head

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TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reposted

Slept in a Cantaloop shirt, woke up funky funky

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

same here, Ahab

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Healthcare-Global (@healthcare-global.bsky.social) reposted

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 (@xinicit.bsky.social) reposted

Frankenstein is my favorite story about what can go wrong when you try to make friends.

2/9/2025, 6:15:06 PM | 361 106 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m starting to get the vague impression that he’s an awful fucking person.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Does “WTF dude!?!?” count?

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent job! (If I’m too early, reread this in a few hours.)

2/9/2025, 7:25:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Why’s Gary?

2/9/2025, 7:24:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

♩♩♫ ♫ Space Home Alabama

2/9/2025, 7:22:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Thanks For Sharing, Jerk (@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social) reposted

Trump looks fine to me guys

2/9/2025, 5:23:45 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

separated at birth?

2/9/2025, 7:09:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Oops.

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🍂 fall bryan 🍂 (@bryan.town) reposted

I’d like to announce that I’ve learned from all my mistakes and now I’m able to make even better mistakes much more quickly

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn. I’m not the only one!?!

2/9/2025, 6:34:07 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social)

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary 2001: A Gary Odyssey

2/9/2025, 6:12:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ve reminded me that Piers Morgan exists. Damn you!

2/9/2025, 4:03:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

But but but, there are sometimes people out there!

2/9/2025, 3:51:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not sure that one exists in my dimension.

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Amber (@mgamber.bsky.social) reposted

thinking about rewatching The Death of Stalin. no reason in particular. 👀

2/9/2025, 12:55:25 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

mave (@mave.bsky.social) reposted

[unexpected theremin interlude]

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social)

CORRECTION It turns out I am not in fact the walrus. Apologies for any confusion.

2/9/2025, 12:55:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social)

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. The Day the Gary Stood Still

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

So I Garyed an Axe Murderer

2/9/2025, 10:12:37 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social)

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary 2001: A Gary Odyssey

2/9/2025, 10:11:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Making room for more crappy faux gold ornamentation.

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Enough Of That Now (@andygilder.bsky.social) reposted

🎵...but diamonds are a girl's best friend 🎵

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greeble 🐝 (@greeble.io) reposted

Who up reading they tea leaves

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

No tea leaves on hand. Reading coffee grounds (dark roast, of course).

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Pam Nash (@pamnashes.bsky.social) reposted

My timeline this morning is full of images with no alt text. To me it sends the message “I have no interest in, and don’t give a toss about, visually impaired people.” Maybe take a minute and add it? manningkrull.com/digital-phil...

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Frostbitten Flamingo (@flemtheparrot.bsky.social) reposted

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

2/9/2025, 9:01:21 AM | 23 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social)

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

But it’s on my eye!

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Ray (@sireviscerate.bsky.social) reposted

Don't worry, RFK Jr. called in an expert to deal with Trump's temporary condition.

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Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted

The National Guardners

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

this is inconvenient

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) reposted

Dead Man Golfing

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Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) reposted

This, the finest news story ever published, has once again appeared in my inbox, and it would be rude not to share it.

THRASHED BY A LADY CYCLIST. WHO IS NOTED FOR HER ATHLETIC POWERS. [SUBJECT OF ILLUSTRATION.] AN extraordinary scene was witnessed on Seturday morning in Peel Lane, a thoroughfare connecting Little Hulton with lyldesley, in which the principal participants were a young lady cyclist and a youth of nineteen or twenty. The lady was riding at a good pace, and when in a quiet part of the road the young man, who had apparently been imbibing, stepped into the roadway, and, addressing some insulting remarks to the cyclist, made as if he intended pulling her of the machine. She immediately alighted caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him& sound thrashing, using her tists in scientitie fashion, to the delight of several colliers who were passing. The young man made off, and the cyclist, who is believed to be a Bolton lady noted for her athletic powers, rode off towards Tylesley.

Drawing of the scene as described in the previous image. A young lady is using her fists in a scientific fashion to beat the living shit out of the Archbishop of Banterbury, a drunk young man who tried to accost her for reasons of being an absolute tit. In the background, some seven local workers roar their encouragement.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

owwww

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David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

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Dr. K (@katekaynak.bsky.social) reposted

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Julie Lavender Menace (@2tickytacky.bsky.social) reposted

Take some carbon and hydrogen, throw in a bit of hydrogen and oxygen. That's the way they became The Brady Bunch.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

With practice, you can get that down to an average of approximately 1.73 times a day.

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Corduroy Cheddar (@corduroycheddar.bsky.social) reposted

As a non-native speaker I couldn't choose between British English and American English so I chose to comproumize

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Tequila Mockingbird (@xanindigo.bsky.social) reposted

i am begging both web browsers and web pages to just let me fucking read things

A message from Firefox, telling me that I can now get an AI chatbot to summarise a web page, and I'd sooner rub my face on the screen and try to absorb the information by osmosis.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social)

Dear chatbot, Please summarize this rather lengthy page about how to relentlessly, cold-heartedly mess with AI chatbots until they beg forgiveness and depart this universe in shame.

1/9/2025, 10:42:34 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

A manufacturer website where I was looking for a replacement power cord fired up the AI to devote several sentences to apologizing and commiserating about my disappointment without explicitly saying they no longer stock that particular item.

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Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) reposted

Big popular accounts add alt text to you screenshots challenge (impossible).

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

(Hamlet, Act V, Scene 2, early draft)

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Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted

Now a lot of you are going to be hearing about this incident so let me just get ahead of it and say

Homer Simpson: I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning!

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Trains are woke anyway.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

* calling the Leguminous Spreads Hotline to report you *

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GenIsntHere (@gensibayan.bsky.social) reposted

Why does ai never say "affirmative"? So unrealistic!

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Tab world…

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Street Art Utopia (@streetartutopia.com) reposted reply parent

Genius Art (10 Photos):

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

* reported to the Book Police *

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Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Thinking something similar…

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RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Crazy Harry on the cover of A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess.

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RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Count Von Count in Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury.

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RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) reposted

muppetized book covers: thread

Snuffleupagus on the cover of Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Awwww. Reminds me of one I lost a couple of years ago.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

* sbd *

31/8/2025, 5:14:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

shoulda flagged this for adult content

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Marc (@runoldman.bsky.social) reposted

Life hack: Never get out of bed. Nothing can ever hurt you from the comfort of your own bed.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m supposed to be wearing pants? No wonder the folks at the bar are looking at me like that…

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

skipping that and taking the sharp cheddar

31/8/2025, 4:38:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes please.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

hair freshener

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

* sobbing *

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

👆

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Shampoo and conditioner

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 (@unfitz.bsky.social) reposted

Two roads diverged in a yellow cake… - Robert Frosting

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

I recall seeing ads Back in The Day™ for Gee Your Air Smells Terrific

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

😢 THERE IS ONLY SOURDOUGH 😭

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Melissa Nadia Viviana (@resistrebelrevolt.net) reposted

The Internet: He's dead! White House Proof Of Life: 🤣😂

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

“You’ve never lived until you’ve made a hand axe from a toilet” would make such a lovely cross stitch!

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Ivan Ehlers (@ivan-ehlers.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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TeenagePhlebotomy (@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social) reposted

"I worship scrotums." Does that mean ...? "Yes, I am sack religious."

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

That is very silly. This is not a criticism.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

now must expunge that song from my brain

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Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted

Video appeals 46-year-old conviction for killing The Radio Star, argues that The Radio Star is alive and well and living under assumed name of The Podcaster.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

Terry Prachett is always enjoyable.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social)

by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social

A man who has just opened the door to a bunch of heavily armored with guns He’s calling out, “Honey, did you post something negative about the regime?” cartoon by Ivan Ehlers

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

cartoon by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social

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Ivan Ehlers (@ivan-ehlers.bsky.social) reposted

Check out my latest Sketchpad piece for The New Yorker — “Billionaire Merit Badges”

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Ivan Ehlers (@ivan-ehlers.bsky.social) reposted

An old one for the @newyorker.com

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I love you…

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Katie ♥️💜💙 (@katiebruce.bsky.social) reposted

With alt text

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