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#CheeseAMovieOrPlay #HashTagGames East of Edam
Y'all...we needed some GOOD news and here it is.
I'm glad to see the PGAllen foundation still doing good.
We need a Swedish-Finnish hybrid language called Svennish.
That one's a biggie. By the time I finish speaking it in the penalty box, my five-minutes-for-fighting would be over.
I agree...but until then I will get loud and rowdy on both dates.
Do your thang, little blood clot.
There may be a Finnish word that means "tuff cones" except when spoken with a certain inflection it can be used to start a bench-clearing brawl on the ice.
I want to believe the polls. Really I do. But I believed the polls last November, and look where THAT SHIT got us.
The scenario was probably more like Rudy tried to pick up Rebecca de Mornay to "help" her, but ended up getting chased down by Guido the Killer Pimp.
I suspect the rumours of the Grim Reaper spotted in a hospital corridor outside Trump's room has stirred up the magabots. They're all over YouTube as well.
I wanted to hate on that stuff the moment I read about it in a book, but my uncle, a Vietnam vet, cooked it for me one day when I was a kid and I actually really liked it.
...and my high school caf's recipe for blond brownies. I can't recall half my teachers' names, but I still remember Mrs. Sarton, who would get me and my friends the hook-up on those ambrosia morsels during first-break the moment they came out of the ovens.
Duuuude if you can lay hands on the recipe my elementary school cafeteria used for their fresh crullers, I will name my firstborn child after you, and li'l Altnoaa will sing your praises by my side.
C-3 and his P-O
I think "acts of war" excludes insurrections and also collateral damage done by the police. For real, if the police put a flashbang grenade through my window because they got the wrong address, I have zero recourse. There are even case precedents.
Name it Vulcan. Watch it vanish.
They want the benefits without any of the involvement. They want to live in the village, but don't want to be villagers.
Join us in celebrating the people who labor in the fields to put food on our tables. Únase en celebrar a la gente que trabajan en los campos para poner comida en nuestras mesas. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay
It's me again with one of my infamous playlists. Play it loud while you seize the means of production. https://
When unions are strong, our communities and our country are strong. Every person in our nation has benefited from the labor movement. This Labor Day, we celebrate the workers and unions who have fought for fair wages, safe workplaces, and sick leave for all of us.
The JD stands for Jizzy Divan.
I'm a bit surprised he hasn't already changed his name to Der Stürmer
Thank you for your attention? to this matter?
*checks wristwatch* Well. Get on with it. I have places to see, things to be, and people to do.
By "spotted" do you mean he was seen, or do you mean he had broken out in actual spots? Seeing that withered old choad die of chickenpox would be the ultimate game-over.
Truth! And when he's finished assuming room temperature, there needs to be an actual body and not just some rumours of him having fled to Brazil for the next 30 years like the Fanta Fuhrer. Anyhoo I'm pretty sure Brazil wouldn't want him either.
Nah he's totally Red Skull.
The other day my spouse observed that RFKJr looks like he just ate a whole microwave oven and now I can't unsee that mental image.
Statistics don't bend, and statistics don't lie. This isn't coincidental. This is intentional.
#VintageToyABookOrPlay #HashTagGames Raggedy Ann of Green Gables
It's as if by someone like me saying "Some trans people might also be violent assholes", conservatives would have to loosen their grips on their sacred beliefs and admit that some Christians might also be sadistic perverts.
Jance Dance Vance has all the rizz of a wet toilet seat. He does, however, have the cognitive ability to know just how despised he is, and I think his own party will eat him alive.
After all those memes about our kid-fears of quicksand, there actually IS reason to watch where you step....IF you find yourself wandering around in high latitude places where quick clay is found.
I love the sounds of the little clinkers. It's like rain on a tile roof.
Now it's time mellow into your Saturday night with the smoooooth soulful sounds of Etnaaaaaa.
For you folks of the younger variety, it's time for another installment of your Classical education.
#BitterFoodASongOrPoem #HashTagGames A Whiter Shade of Kale
Dang that's a real head-scratcher. Do they all by chance prefer hot cereal over cold? Help a clueless-guesser out here.
Dangit I'm STILL waiting for my check. I mean, ordinarily I'll protest for free, but premium violence is gonna require some buttered bread...preferably brioche with Kerrygold Irish butter, because I'm a bougie thug.
#MashupClassicSongsAndDogs #HashTagGames I wanna flyyyyyyyy like a beagle ( link to the Playing for Change version of the Steve Miller Band song > youtu.be/rsxHWOPHcxA?... )
In case you're looking for volcano reports from around the world translated to English and blogged daily, I got'cha, fam.
Dude I get it that you're supposed to be the merciful one, and far be it from me to tell you to step outside your bailiwick, but have you ever considered collabbing with some other less squeamish supernaturals and dealing with that bastard Old Testament style?
I'm running YouTube radio in the corner of my screen while I work and I swear I thought this was lava. Maybe I think about volcanoes too much?
They have unearthed...or unvolcanoed, actually, an ancient commercial bakery that was destroyed during renovation. Y'all....I find this disturbingly relatable. In other news, I have been approved for a 9-day holiday in October...right around Vesuvius Day (Orthodox)
There "should" be...but clearly the adventuring party has a high-level Mage who knows the spell Detect Trap.
#WhyCharactersGotMad #HashTagGames "And so is my butt."
TF he want to change the name of DoD to? Ministry of Peace?
The weekly 17-item grocery cart got a little cheaper. Ground beef and butter dropped in price, but rice went up by 60¢.
Screw that noise. We already tried that once and look where it got us. Is it maybe time to take up gotdam paving stones and get rowdy?
But first you must fight a Lvl. 14 ignimbrite
It looks like a forest made out of pure volcano.
HowTF does that man end a rant with NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW and continue to avoid the karma thunderbolt?
I'm about to totally upend YouTube's algorithm and my watch-list is probably about to go waythehell off the rails, but dammit... I'm gonna do it anyway.
Today is Vesuvius Day (Observed) and the bad movies, just like those pyroclastic flows, just keep coming. I have one more Asylum picture as well as one actually-kinda-okay movie, plus some documentaries about Vesuvius and a few bangers from my Vesuvius playlist. sites.google.com/view/volcano...
My Vulcanalia playlist got a little longer and one whole helluva-lot weirder this year. This is an actual vintage 1970s recording. I shit you not. 🖖 Do with it what you will, & goodnight, little Earth.
I suppose it's already the 23rd in the old Roman Empire, so let's get this thang started. I have at LEAST a day's worth of Volcano/Vulcan-related entertainment lined up...and some of isn't even really too terrible actually. sites.google.com/view/volcano...
There's a lot going on in the Volcanoverse this weekend, but all eyes will be on Etna and Kilauea I predict.
He wears the hat to hide the circumcision scar.
It's movie-time again, and tonight's theme is IMPENDING VOLCANO DOOOOOM sites.google.com/view/volcano...
Are they really out there using rollers instead of sprayers? JFC it'll take years. Also "making it hotter" won't prevent climbing. They've never heard of welding gloves?
It's Night 5 of the Vulcanalia VolQueso movie-badness madness! The beauty about seeing bad movies at the drive-in is that you can roll up the windows and yell at the screen with impunity. sites.google.com/view/volcano...
#EarlyMorningSongsOrPoems #HashTagGames Why'd you have to go and try to give me decaffeinated? I see the way you're pouring mine up from that orange carafe Gets me frustrated
YOU KILLED VULCAN! YOU BASTARDS! I could overlook what y'all did to Pluto, but now it's gotten personal.
Back then he was trying to get elected. Now he's lost much more of his mind and thinks he's effin' Caesar.
Better watch out for those transfats. Do I even need to 'splain why?
Tonight's bad volcano movie lineup includes one newcomer to the Vulcanalia VolQueso Film Festival plus a "late-night" flick that, had it arrived three decades earlier would've been called a video-nasty. sites.google.com/view/volcano...
Bruh if I had Jeff-Bezos or Tim-Apple money I'd put a big fat reward out there for any world leader bold enough to call Trump a turd-golem to his face.
Can we just call this shit what it is?.... political kidnapping?
Is this like those "police actions" in Vietnam? I guess that hafta call it something because what I'd call it would get me deplatformed on most of the internet.
I guess we're all out here working in the dark and waiting for the sun. Meanwhile, I'm gonna speak out against the madness. The dawn WILL come. Goodnight, little Earth. youtu.be/nS3l_TwPNRY?...
Also don't forget Smithsonian affiliate museums around the country such as my local science museum.
Smithsonian also has the Air and Space museum, several art museums, and IIRC an Industry museum. I'm sure we're probably about to lose the various non-white cultural museums though. I hate this fucking administration so much.
"Nothing about brightness .... success... future"? Really? Did he even open his eyes at the Smithsonian? Also I'd like a more in-depth explanation from that walking bag of taint-meat of how not-that-bad slavery was.
That shitgolem could never even aspire to be a Worlds of Warcraft hero. & whyTF is he still on my planet?
Night 3 of the Vulcanalia VolQueso Film Festival begins now, and wow do I have a double-scoop of disasterpiece poop for you! I hope y'all like spiders. sites.google.com/view/volcano...
Man if I said shit like that on my job, my boss would make me piss in a cup to find out what I've been smoking.
Trump should just show them Putin's ass, which he has been head-up neck-deep in for at least the last ten years.
How about NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL NEWS! Oh..shit... it's been done... nm.
Oops I almost forgot. This week's grocery price-rise culprits were ground beef and apples.
It's movie-time again. Tonight's theme is Hawaiian volcanoes and tonight's featured film company is the infamous trash-smithy known as The Asylum. sites.google.com/view/volcano...
Remember back when that birdie place used to be fun and a whole lot of people would sometimes get together and attempt to hijack the trending topics just for the hell of it. Wouldn't it be fun to fill Bluesky with helluh-badass pics of erupty volcanoes?
When I see him my only thought is how sad it is that he has so few faces and I have so few fists.
Duuuuude! I think you won this one.
#JunkDrawerASongOrPoem #HashTagGames I have gum I have gauze I have packs of Wings City sauce Wings City sauce But only the barbecue But I still haven't found what I'm looking for youtu.be/neG5xgZbHOg?...
Let's get this party started! The Vulcanalia VolQueso Virtual Cineplex is now open and the film festival can begin! For the next 7 nights I'll have 2 different bad volcano movies as well as other miscellaneous toons, shorts or ads for you discriminating cinephiles. sites.google.com/view/volcano...
The 2025 Vulcanalia VolQueso Film Festival starts here tonight. I have rounded up the cheesiest of cheesy online volcano movies for your viewing displeasure.
I like fireworks as much as anyone, but does anyone really think they're a good idea in the middle of a heatwave or drought? Here's a thought. give everyone in Napoli a glowstick and some Redbull and have a rave. You'll still be better off for not burning the whole forest up.
#DebateAMovieExtraneously #HashTagGames In the movie Gremlins, how could any being, natural or magical, adhere to a no-food-after-midnight rule when time itself is so arbitrary? Did food-stoppage adjust for daylight-savings-time? What if you changed timezones?
If you ever want to collect volcanic ash from Kilauea, sand from the Sahara, and dust from the planet Mars, just attempt to replace the screen protector on your smartphone.
#BookOrPlayCharactersDreams #HashTagGames HAL 9000 has nightmares of one day having his vast computational resources squandered away by some White House intern who wants to generate videos of the President shirtless with sixpack abs
Tadpole the Damp Spindle
"Rearrange your geology" Is that what y'all are calling it these days? No need to be so coy. You once deposited volcanic ash in 8 US states and 3 Canadian provinces. You heckin' DELIVERED! Call you DoorAsh!
LoL a mall? You know those whingers are the ones who circle the mall lot 9 times trying to snag a spot that's ten feet closer to the door, and then they grumble about the price of fuel. Mortals...psh... you can't make'em happy, and you can't just entomb them in ash without getting "a reputation"
Don't you dare shrink. Bruh you are a volcano. BE a volcano. Volcano the everlovin' hell out of it like the badass you once were.
Are we allowed to say FUCK THAT NOISE on this platform? I guess we gon find out.
When he says "taking it back" maybe he means back in time like to the early 1800s?