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Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️

@volcanojess.com

That volcanologist you saw on TV. Ran for Congress, wrote MS. ADVENTURE, did the world's longest horse race. Host of CATASTROPHE! & THIS IS SCIENCE. Mohawk-haver, punk rock devotee, WFR, super into protecting democracy.

created June 30, 2023

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Profile picture Michael Clemens (@mclem.org) reposted

This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Washington, DC under military occupation in last August 2025, with banners proclaiming the absolute power of the primus inter pares
28/8/2025, 10:24:15 AM | 10165 4401 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted

“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.” — Lydia, 16, Minneapolis

28/8/2025, 6:59:11 PM | 5942 1689 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Democratic states should use some of their reserve funds to set up state-headquartered research centers for disease control, climate and environment, technology, etc. @governor.ca.gov @governorwalz.mn.gov @govpritzker.illinois.gov @govwesmoore.bsky.social - talking to all of you & your colleagues.

28/8/2025, 10:46:42 PM | 27 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

SOME of the people. Not even a majority, in fact.

28/8/2025, 8:53:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 (@liz.sheshed.rocks) reposted

Mayor Brandon of Chicago responds to a question from a reporter if pushing back will make things harder? “Can you imagine if my ancestors would have had the same rationale? Let’s not fight against the Confederacy. Let’s just try to get along, and maybe one day they’ll give us our freedom?”

28/8/2025, 1:13:50 AM | 5378 1634 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

I don't know who needs to hear this, but RFK Jr. has ZERO idea what mitochondria are, and what they do. KNOWING A BIG WORD DOES NOT MAKE YOU A QUALIFIED SCIENTIST.

28/8/2025, 8:50:00 PM | 797 106 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Thoughts and prayers are the same as likes and shares... UTTERLY UNABLE TO SOLVE PROBLEMS. We need gun control laws in the United States. We need a government run by people who care about the people they serve, not just the profits of the corporations who buy them their seats. We. Need. Change. 💔

28/8/2025, 4:34:23 AM | 56 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted

This should get WIDE circulation: MIT stating that it “has no confidence in the provenance, reliability or validity of the data and has no confidence in the veracity of the research contained in the paper.” gizmodo.com/mit-backs-aw...

16/8/2025, 4:42:50 PM | 3578 1714 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Boylan-Kolchin (@mbkplus.bsky.social) reposted

And the project to discredit universities as hotbeds of illiberalism and intolerance has been a success. Even people who should know better routinely talk about “needing to win back the public’s trust”, etc. Those with worse intentions are using the manufactured crisis to enact retrograde agendas.

17/8/2025, 11:44:52 AM | 125 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Seconded, although I do believe in us still.

17/8/2025, 5:46:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

That's tough. You're not alone, even when it may feel like it.

17/8/2025, 5:45:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

I would really enjoy doing science & talking about science & thinking about science & living my science dreams but my country is in a fascist authoritarian hate spiral & so I will balance daily life with calling out the fascist authoritarian hate & mentally preparing to fight for OUR country. WHEW

17/8/2025, 4:34:47 AM | 69 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philip Bump (@pbump.com) reposted

Going on vacation tomorrow so spent Saturday night making maps of all the places in Ohio, West Virginia and South Carolina with higher violent crime and murder rates than D.C. Perhaps better places for those governors to focus resources! www.pbump.net/o/more-peopl...

17/8/2025, 3:57:32 AM | 2712 933 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Skiles Skinner (@skiles.blue) reposted reply parent

Trump has made no comment. The White House has found the time to post a video of the arrest of that guy who threw a sandwich at a cop, but nothing about a cop killed defending the government's own employees. Marjorie Taylor Greene, whose district includes parts of Atlanta, has also said nothing.

17/8/2025, 1:48:45 AM | 4648 1011 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Skiles Skinner (@skiles.blue) reposted

A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵 An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.

17/8/2025, 1:35:31 AM | 7393 3221 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amadi Lovelace (@amaditalks.bsky.social) reposted

This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.

14/8/2025, 5:53:37 PM | 8003 4132 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

In the year 2025, I wouldn't doubt it.

15/8/2025, 12:52:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Ford (@mford.bsky.social) reposted

We had a near-perfect national regulatory system for sportsbooks. Then Chris Christie asked SCOTUS to blow it up for his casino buddies in 2018. Now we have this.

While Little League International continues to monitor the complexity and ever-evolving world of sports betting, we feel strongly that there is no place for betting on Little League games or on any youth sports competition. Little League is a trusted place where children are learning the fundamentals of the game and all the important life lessons that come with having fun, celebrating teamwork, and playing with integrity, and no one should be exploiting the success and failures of children playing the game they love for their own personal gain.
14/8/2025, 11:42:58 PM | 2016 494 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Hide the Smart Balance, please!

15/8/2025, 12:50:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

And horses. They are similar money pits to boats and (I believe) more climate friendly... although I doubt I'd actually trust those bozos with riding a living creature, considering what they're doing to actual humans. 🤦

15/8/2025, 12:49:18 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Erinnnnnn...I found you on here finally! I sent you a DM that may be of interest. It's been forever, so HOWDY first and foremost. Hope you're splendid. <3

15/8/2025, 12:46:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

I'm going to tell my kid and spouse about this, since on the surface they are clocked as Black and Latino, respectively, but their 23andMe tells a much more nuanced story. I mean, if the white supremacists want this level of detail in 2025, they better be careful what they wish for.

15/8/2025, 12:41:38 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

This is actually gross. Let's not forget that even within white society, certain people have been discriminated against for not being the "right" kind of white. The current administration's main goal is to divide, divide, divide...and conquer.

15/8/2025, 12:34:13 AM | 30 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mira (@mirasair.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

modern conservatism is a cult of human misery and suffering in the name of machismo. They literally hate milkshakes.

16/7/2025, 6:49:01 AM | 51 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reposted reply parent

This is exactly the crux of it. All of these companies just see us as potential profits. They will cannibalize loneliness to line their pockets, to the detriment of society as a whole.

14/8/2025, 4:19:07 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

This is exactly the crux of it. All of these companies just see us as potential profits. They will cannibalize loneliness to line their pockets, to the detriment of society as a whole.

14/8/2025, 4:19:07 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erica Chenoweth (@chenoweth.bsky.social) reposted

Here is the chart showing the growth of reported protest over time, 2025 vs. 2017, referenced in the piece below.

13/8/2025, 1:34:18 PM | 1584 578 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Mirkinson (@jackmirkinson.bsky.social) reposted

Over the past 16 months, @thenation.com has published regular dispatches from Lujayn, a teenager in the Gaza Strip. Lujayn has endured huge loss and trauma. Now she, along with the rest of Gaza, is starving. But she is still writing. This is her latest. www.thenation.com/article/worl...

14/8/2025, 2:18:23 PM | 278 227 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

THIS is why we need to regulate AI. Regulations are NOT the enemy. Profit above all else at the expense of humanity is.

14/8/2025, 3:47:22 PM | 17 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted

Congrats to the Washington Post for becoming the mouthpiece of the regime, under the Bezos editorial policy of protecting "personal liberties"

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13/8/2025, 7:06:53 AM | 1223 312 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Media Matters for America (@mmfa.bsky.social) reposted

Right-wing media figures claim that D.C. should be a “test case” and argue that “we need full military occupation” of other “problematic cities” like New York City, Chicago, and Los Angeles.

14/8/2025, 3:36:11 PM | 129 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Thinking about how girls used to go to "finishing school," as if their mental development ceased after they had ingested the requisite amount of manners & basic understanding of math and language. Gross to think ~half of society was (& still often is) seen as a product to be finished & consumed.

3/8/2025, 4:54:20 AM | 43 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Same old shit, just a different day. It's honestly exhausting.

3/8/2025, 3:37:01 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Yes, an earthquake shaking NY/NJ is kind of unusual, but not totally. While that area isn't near a famous fault like the San Andreas, there are many older, less active faults on the East coast capable of (relatively) small ruptures. And no, you do NOT need to worry about the big one in Manhattan.

3/8/2025, 3:34:56 AM | 41 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

🗣️ Psst...coming soon to a podcast platform near you! 🌋⚒️🌏 Field Day wth Jess Phoenix, a new podcast featuring tales of exploration & science from the ends of the earth.

A yellow field notebook with the logo for Field Day with Jess Phoenix at the top. The text reads
1/8/2025, 1:23:04 AM | 44 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle.com) reposted

This interactive map shows what California coastal areas you should evacuate under a tsunami advisory.

30/7/2025, 2:40:16 AM | 82 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Mayeda NBC Bay Area (@robmayeda.bsky.social) reposted

A tsunami warning is in effect for portions of the North Coast to the Oregon border with a tsunami advisory active from the Bay Area south to Southern California. Anticipated wave heights have been reduced slightly near Crescent city but peak impacts still expected around coastal harbors and Inlets

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30/7/2025, 4:41:07 AM | 43 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tony Dunn (@tony873004.bsky.social) reposted

#SanFrancisco, a 1-foot tsunami is not the same as a 1 foot tide. It is a wall of water in motion. It's the energy, not the height, that's dangerous. Don't go to the beach to watch this. #tsunami #LosAngeles #SanDiego, #Seattle

30/7/2025, 5:44:25 AM | 1176 293 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Icevolcanx Ron (@jokulhlaup.bsky.social) reposted

Partial crater wall collapse at Sundhnukar eruption, Iceland at 10.32 local... Captured from: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfc... #geosciences #volcano #iceland

29/7/2025, 12:21:18 PM | 64 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Look at those lava fountains! Iceland is putting on a show again. Local evacuations are happening, but for now we can expect similar eruptive activity to the most recent prior eruptive episodes. #volcano youtu.be/cTCNnd9pAvI?...

16/7/2025, 8:40:00 PM | 35 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Julian Lozos (@seismogenic.bsky.social) reposted

Veðurstofan has now published a map of the current fissure eruption on the Reykjanes Peninsula. The active fissure is marked in red, and is about 700 meters long. The little topographic high just northeast of the end is the cone from the August-September 2024 eruption. vedur.is/um-vi/fretti...

A map of the southern central Reykjanes Peninsula, Iceland. A dotted bright red line shows the current active eruptive fissure. Darker red lines show guard walls meant to keep lava away from infrastructure. Darker gray shading shows all of the lava that has erupted out of the Sundhnúksgígar fissure in the 9 eruptions since December 2023; the purple shading shows the lava from previous (April 2025) eruption. To the east, shaded in lighter gray, are the lava flows from the three Fagradalsfjall eruptions in 2021-2023.
16/7/2025, 5:30:38 AM | 52 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Let's normalize the belief that people don't have to suffer in order to deserve a good life.

12/7/2025, 6:59:21 PM | 118 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

If Democrats actually controlled the weather, Trump would never finish a round of golf. 🙄

12/7/2025, 3:19:52 PM | 46 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Thanks for the good science and climate news, @billmckibben.bsky.social! We need this.

10/7/2025, 4:37:32 PM | 32 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Sometimes it really sucks to be right.

10/7/2025, 4:36:28 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Common Dreams (@commondreams.org) reposted

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called to "eliminate" FEMA, saying it was "slow to respond" to Texas' deadly floods. But that "slow" response was the direct result of a policy put in place by Noem herself, according to four FEMA officials. www.commondreams.org/news/noem-fe...

10/7/2025, 4:06:26 PM | 311 130 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Randy. I feel too seen here. (In grad school, we wanted to write a book called "101 Ways to Kill Someone with a Rock.")

9/7/2025, 6:05:15 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

If journalists don't hold emergency management officials to account, there are few mechanisms in place to do so via other avenues. Facts matter.

9/7/2025, 6:01:21 PM | 45 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Working overtime for sure, and I wonder how long it'll take before they see it.

9/7/2025, 5:42:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

They're being convinced to cut off their own noses to spite someone else's face because 'Murica-something-something. Meanwhile, disasters are gonna disaster.

9/7/2025, 5:05:55 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Hear, hear. 👏 I refuse to use AI for personal or entertainment use, & unless it can solve a critical research problem I won't use it for work either.

9/7/2025, 12:52:26 AM | 45 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

This could actually apply to many things these days.

8/7/2025, 10:20:26 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

If Members of Congress think the only thing they can do during disasters like the TX floods is pray, then I have an answer for you: ELECT SCIENTISTS.

8/7/2025, 8:36:20 PM | 157 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Wish I had known. I'm in San Diego County now and would love to have dropped by.

8/7/2025, 5:23:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

🌋 Lewotobi Laki-laki volcano is at it again. Biggest hazards are lahars and volcanic ash (the latter being particularly bad for air traffic). Stay safe, Indonesians! www.bbc.com/news/article...

8/7/2025, 5:20:56 AM | 53 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marty McWhy? (@dewterium2.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

They also can't control the information of any organization that tries to provide verifiably correct information, and SO much of what fascism IS is putting a marketing spin on a bunch of harmful BS so people think it's good actually.

8/7/2025, 1:47:37 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Right-wing orgs like the Heritage Foundation want to defund NPR & PBS specifically BECAUSE they provide information access equity. They hate the "public" aspect of those outlets & that they can't profit off of them. This threatens access to news & to life-saving emergency alerts. Pay to play sucks.

7/7/2025, 11:56:24 PM | 64 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

A nation that abandons its scientific progress is doomed to dark days ahead.

6/7/2025, 11:46:38 PM | 118 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

A voting bloc of 3 counts somewhere, I'm sure. 🙄

6/7/2025, 4:32:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

DISASTER COMMUNICATION IS NOT A FUCKING MEME, TECH BROS. *Rages in disaster scientist*

6/7/2025, 2:25:14 AM | 39 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

I was a camp counselor in charge of 28 12yo girls after my 1st year of college. The TX floods are horrifying. Even worse is that the US had state-of-the-art extreme weather monitoring & THREW IT OUT, & now a bunch of kids are dead. As a disaster scientist & human, I am appalled & devastated.

6/7/2025, 2:19:15 AM | 87 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Time to blast the truth far and wide, journalists! LFG.

3/7/2025, 11:05:14 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Republicans removing Civil Rights heroes like Medgar Evers, Harvey Milk, and Harriet Tubman from the public view fail to realize one thing: History written in blood cannot be washed away.

2/7/2025, 6:20:58 PM | 29 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Sickening, revealing stuff from someone with the president’s ear

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2/7/2025, 5:20:32 PM | 14813 4909 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Artificial Intelligence...

2/7/2025, 5:36:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

However, if you have lava flowing on the surface already then go ahead and chuck 'em in. Can't break an unstoppable force!

2/7/2025, 5:33:47 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Sure, you may want to sacrifice a few folks to various volcano deities, but just remember that it's not fair to do that to those poor, innocent volcanoes. Won't someone think of the delicate rheology of the crystal mush?

2/7/2025, 5:30:50 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

There's underwater and then there's abyssal.

27/6/2025, 1:43:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

I would totally attempt a veggie version of this for the sauce alone. I'm a sucker for a good sauce.

27/6/2025, 1:42:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Their deliberate cruelty knows no bounds.

27/6/2025, 12:56:08 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis (@kendrawrites.com) reposted

New outlets are literally giving more smoke to a candidate for A LOCAL ELECTION who wants to pilot 5 state owned grocery stores, fix vendor licenses and raise taxes on the rich by 2% then Trump literally doing fascism

27/6/2025, 12:23:07 AM | 1939 475 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

True wisdom there. My M.S. thesis was on a submarine volcano, and I worked with the FeMO folks on the cruise. Such an incredible experience!

27/6/2025, 12:45:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Disgusting. I hope he can stay.

27/6/2025, 12:43:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

My contribution to the discourse was: "Caught in a Bad Romance? Challenges Facing Women Geoscientists in the 21st Century." 2016. Geological Society of America Annual Meeting - Denver, Colorado, USA

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27/6/2025, 12:42:09 AM | 33 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Best not to touch big balls without protection.

26/6/2025, 11:05:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Hahahahaha. Consent-conschment, says Cuomo.

26/6/2025, 11:02:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Works for me! I do wish it sounded slightly more obviously evil, though.

26/6/2025, 11:01:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted

This is a shockingly racist call by a House Republican for Zohran Mamdani to be denaturalized and deported. But instead of being viewed as unserious, it's now being promoted and circulated by LibsOfTikTok, Benny Johnson and MAGA regulars. Democrats need to understand that Republicans are serious.

@RepOgles on X: Zohran
26/6/2025, 8:02:52 PM | 3585 1020 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Absolutely good advice. Thanks for sharing.

26/6/2025, 10:59:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

For people who remember the horse somersaulting on me saga: mostly all good, but ortho thinks I may have torn my meniscus. MRI time to see, but I'm back riding and exercising like usual (minus the ability to hyperflex the knee).

26/6/2025, 10:58:50 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Do not freak out. This is their regularly scheduled "the planet is going to kill you in an unusually far-fetched manner" article that occurs a few times a year. The planet IS trying to kill us, but in way more obvious ways. 🌋

26/6/2025, 3:30:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Not gonna lie, pretty excited for NYC.

25/6/2025, 4:56:29 PM | 51 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

This just may be the secret.

25/6/2025, 12:15:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

Well, this is terrible.

25/6/2025, 12:13:56 AM | 32 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

In happier news, a pro athlete is living there now and absolutely killing it game-wise at the moment. I credit the magical house, which has endured since 1923 and hopefully will continue to do so for a long time. It's my favorite. 💙

25/6/2025, 12:10:15 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

I suppose I should be thankful that they didn't actually burn the house down, but dear lord. I mean, who is so disrespectful of other people's homes? Thankfully we did go through Airbnb so I have some recourse, but geez. They were my first guests, too.

25/6/2025, 12:10:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

These folks left 6 garbage bags full of alcohol containers all over the house. They didn't clean anything for the month they had the place. They broke our custom kid/pet-safe pool cover. They broke our saltillo tile STAIRS, for crying out loud. You have to TRY to fuck things up this much.

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Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

They also destroyed a brand new dining room set. It had one small scratch from being moved (it's heavy), and that was minimal with furniture touch-up pen. Now the table and chairs look like this. Again, none of this was there beforehand and it definitely isn't normal wear and tear.

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Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

They literally HUNG CURTAINS on windows that didn't have curtains. They tried to replaster and in one case, painted over with a shade of red that obviously didn't match. The walls are smooth & painted in semi-gloss. 🤦 I was not born yesterday, unfortunately for them.

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Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

The "specialized team" member from Airbnb has asked me repeatedly for document and photos I uploaded 3 weeks ago...in THEIR system. I can see them in there. Pro tip for indie film crews: don't trash a historic home. Not only is it shitty to do, it hurts my heart.

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Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

Glad someone gets it.

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Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

I know the world is on fire, but there is a special crappy level of hell reserved for people who trash someone's home (mine) & force me to sit on Airbnb helpline hold when I could be doing something fun like watching paint dry. $13,400+ in damages. 🥲

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Profile picture e.w. niedermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) reposted

scariest data point out of Austin so far comes from a source familiar with Tesla's team, who says they've been working insane hours (no surprise) and "can't wait to be done so they can go home to California" white-knuckling 10 cars w/"safety riders" in a tiny geofence and talking about being "done"

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Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com) reply parent

In CO in the 90s we didn't have AC, only central heat. There were a few really hot days, but we had ceiling fans for those. My dad retired in 2002 and installed AC that year because he couldn't hang in the summer. 😒 Now I think it's pretty much non-negotiable there thanks to climate change.

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Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

I am usually good with words but for some reason learning that theft of my book & other creative endeavors to feed the AI beast that's killing jobs and minds while also raping the planet has me at a loss. Thus, I return to the classic: FUCK.

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Profile picture Senator Bernie Sanders (@sanders.senate.gov) reposted

This is oligarchy. This is obscene. While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%. End this oligarchy.

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Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

When you want to unban asbestos and ban books, you ARE the problem.

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Profile picture Jess Phoenix, Your Volcano Friend™️ (@volcanojess.com)

This is about as formal as bouncers 86ing someone at a bar.

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