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You know, some jerk. He/they Chicagoland

created June 1, 2023

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China had 95% fewer deaths but they had an actual quarantine and did things like deliver food and medicine door to door. We'll have a bloody revolution before our government admits it could do that

1/9/2025, 10:12:00 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Freedman (@eugenefreedman.bsky.social) reposted

The problem is that white people are terrified of Black and brown people.

1/9/2025, 8:34:27 PM | 59 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture von (@vonhonkington.bsky.social) reply parent

Like how many people do you think have asked chatgpt to run their business? It's not zero. What's it like when your whole life is auto complete? It's exciting in a certain way that all the 80/90s discourse about TV dumbing everything down is suddenly relevant again

1/9/2025, 7:45:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw some reddit speculation that some Sabrina Carpenter merch was ai generated. There's not a ton of money to be saved there so I feel like somebody doesn't want to do the actual business stuff of talking to people. Should managing a pop star brand be a turn key business? Apparently

1/9/2025, 7:45:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure why not

1/9/2025, 7:21:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also one horse has like five horsepower

1/9/2025, 7:20:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today in kremlinology: he had a stroke, maybe he's wearing the hats to hide other brain intervention signs

1/9/2025, 5:39:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's funny being so trained in his vocab. The man has never said in other words

1/9/2025, 3:18:27 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depressed and alienated? Have you considered letting warhammer fill your entire mind?

1/9/2025, 5:52:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) reposted

As a friend recently put it: the venn diagram of people who assured us the gun violence was worth it because we need the guns to protect ourselves against a tyrannical federal government and the people cheering on Trump as he deploys the military to take over American cities is a circle

31/8/2025, 11:22:33 PM | 3292 839 | View on Bluesky | view

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Govt tries to deport kids in the middle of the night on a holiday weekend, advocates get temporary restraining order, judge asks the govt to file a brief explaining why they're allowed to do this and show some evidence for their claims, they say uh we need a week

1/9/2025, 5:40:42 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted

One of the weirdest statements you will ever read.

1/9/2025, 4:11:03 AM | 2146 190 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno, maybe. Will they have scrolling on the phone there?

31/8/2025, 4:44:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to hang out with smokers and I appreciated the context change of stepping outside. Sometimes you need a break

31/8/2025, 6:18:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture XaiaX ̆̈ (@xaiax.net) reposted

Marlon Wayans I was not familiar with your game.

31/8/2025, 5:48:50 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Schism time in bear church over whether you need to confess to a bear priest

31/8/2025, 6:05:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SwiftOnSecurity (@swiftonsecurity.com) reposted reply parent

Imagine two 5th-gen fighters pin you in a taxiway as they tie you down to the edge lights, taunting and calling you a 3rd-gen despite being a 4+. Powered-down due to the high-altitude high-temp conditions, you're so humiliated as they hook a start-cart up to you despite having a modern JFS.

31/8/2025, 3:35:27 AM | 115 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Sandifer (@eruditorumpress.com) reposted reply parent

I submit that Lot did not eat box.

31/8/2025, 2:39:18 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw some posts about protests in Indonesia. It's interesting to me how anglophone media has a particular blind spot for that part of the world. 280 million people live in that country and we hardly hear anything.

30/8/2025, 10:32:26 PM | 18 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a really nice looking pie

30/8/2025, 10:10:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woah I hope your senator hears about this

30/8/2025, 9:01:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

The thing about conservatives who say they’d never end a family relationship over politics is that, like every other thing they say, they’re lying.

29/8/2025, 10:31:37 PM | 2241 437 | View on Bluesky | view

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The real innovation of the dotcom era was in law. PayPal takes deposits but is not a bank, Amazon did retail sales but didn't charge sales tax, etc. Now these companies are too big for the government to handle

30/8/2025, 7:44:23 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was reading a thing about how conservative beef with the Smithsonian derives partly from the belief that they're hiding evidence of biblical giants (also obviously the racism but the giants thing is the opening gambit). It's hard to grapple with

30/8/2025, 7:36:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alright last call for takes on this one wrap it up

30/8/2025, 5:38:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eunuque de la ville (@holybible.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 3:33:00 AM | 104 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖚𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖗 🏳️‍⚧️ (@neurosismancer.gay) reposted

an inside source at the white house just revealed to the daily beast that donald trump broke his neck and died while trying to suck his own dick

30/8/2025, 4:11:31 AM | 31 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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To them cars are just unruly snowmobiles

30/8/2025, 4:36:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol of course bsky.app/profile/vonh...

30/8/2025, 4:34:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jen Gentleman (@jenmsft.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, peeling off the protective plastic really is satisfying Wait Aaaaaah 😱

30/8/2025, 1:25:23 AM | 158 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattie lubchansky (@mattielubchansky.com) reposted

standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”

30/8/2025, 3:13:52 AM | 6560 709 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I'll definitely die in a freak accident, but not like a *freak* accident iykwim

30/8/2025, 1:47:42 AM | 51 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There it is

30/8/2025, 1:42:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture famous bog body (@bogbird.bsky.social) reposted

dragon ball z screenshot. characters lending goku their energy
29/8/2025, 11:40:26 PM | 77 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's the show tune they blast when he's getting upset? It must be audible all over the capital at this point

30/8/2025, 12:28:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Wedel (@mrreeezinable.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

youtu.be/Tj2c6vJvyPA

29/8/2025, 11:28:05 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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LFG, lfg

30/8/2025, 12:15:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day weekend!

Trump is not around
29/8/2025, 10:32:10 PM | 1517 183 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's no metaphor for crushed optimism like bad figs

29/8/2025, 9:09:09 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me and who and who and who

29/8/2025, 8:58:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pediatric cancer research funding has always faced an uphill struggle because grant reviewers say it's a lot of resources for a small patient population, but it's really grim to just shut this off

29/8/2025, 8:33:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Susan Rinkunas (@susanrinkunas.com) reposted

I got an NYT push alert about Taylor Swift getting engaged, but not about the United States spying on Greenland

29/8/2025, 3:48:53 AM | 2107 506 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture saoirse (@spacethey.gay) reposted

its just fascinating that all the sensor information on the ISS is publicly available

28/8/2025, 9:12:45 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interesting guy I met him at gencon one year he was pitching a new card game

28/8/2025, 9:03:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta say it's not encouraging seeing the professionals on r/medicine freaking out over how they'll get their kids vaccinated next year

28/8/2025, 7:42:49 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeneral Anxiety (@jenyetagain.bsky.social) reposted

*inflates you making you big and suddenly round*

28/8/2025, 4:44:31 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet when rfk jr walks into a hospital he starts internally monologuing like taxi driver

28/8/2025, 4:45:28 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tariffs have come for my frozen samosas :(

27/8/2025, 4:51:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The woke science of health disparities research of the type that's been recently obliterated had shown that living within a quarter mile of a highway makes your kids much more likely to have asthma. Mitigating this would help everyone but we might as well replace e pluribus unum with fuck them kids

27/8/2025, 2:59:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acid Rain (@bearysweet.bsky.social) reposted

Fancy an all-you-can-eat salmon buffet? Then head on over to Katmai National Park and Preserve in Alaska. It's the salmon run season right now, and the waterfall is absolutely swarming with bears. They've all gotten so chubby from feasting. 🐻🧸 Yummy.. #nationalpark #bears #salmon #wildlife

27/8/2025, 3:05:26 AM | 8262 1258 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Singal Vapes Piss (@mumbly-joe.bsky.social) reposted

this is very much the classic role ICE/INS have served since their inception as facilitators of modern slavery. The original version was border farmowners would broker agreements with local INS officials to have their laborers arrested and deported right before wages were due.

27/8/2025, 1:05:39 PM | 44 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sea shanty stan account ⛵️ (@anarchoshanties.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

not even a bit sometimes i'll just take a slice of bread and hold it underneath running tap water for a few seconds. yummy :)

26/8/2025, 5:17:33 AM | 49 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crabingus Reedus (@crabitha.slutmo.de) reposted

OH MY GODDDDD

27/8/2025, 1:33:26 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nw The Story of Film, on prime. A lot of study of film stuff is too self serious or over analyzed, but this breezes through influences and references so quickly it's easy to stay with the idea of what makes people enthusiastic

26/8/2025, 11:22:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would think it would be bigger news that like twenty countries said they would simply stop shipping packages to the US? Like that seems like a big deal? The hobbyist subreddits are figuring out what it all means

26/8/2025, 10:41:39 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like there's no one in front of a tv camera who grasps the power dynamic

26/8/2025, 9:18:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American political education is not up to the task of this moment. People are still bamboozled by small government rhetoric, and now they're trying to figure out what it means when the govt takes ownership in Intel. It's not socialism dudes

26/8/2025, 9:16:36 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emissary Of Night | ليلى (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted

Isaac Chotiner interviewed Biden's close friend and last ambassador to Israel, Jack Lew, and in the interview Jack Lew explicitly defends Israel killing children. Lew's defense of this is so offensive that Isaac Chotiner interrupts him twice and then says outright that he's wrong.

When you would call them in the middle of the night and say,
26/8/2025, 8:48:34 PM | 3710 1385 | View on Bluesky | view

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You sound pretty excited to be the new Vichy party

26/8/2025, 9:11:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katelyn Burns (@katelynburns.com) reposted

Drive the care out of large hospitals and then laden small providers with increasingly expensive and unnecessary equipment regulations. Welcome to the anti abortion playbook.

26/8/2025, 12:13:39 AM | 793 313 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bird (@hatulimyafim.bsky.social) reposted

One of my first Twitter mutuals who showed me so much kindness since we met in 2018. May his memory be a blessing. www.legacy.com/us/obituarie...

26/8/2025, 12:17:41 AM | 88 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture von (@vonhonkington.bsky.social) reply parent

In the game rules, tank treads are not good melee weapons. In the stories, having a guy do something is more compelling than someone at a distant console pushing a button

25/8/2025, 11:31:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce.com) reposted

I’m sorry but I’m bucketing the Cracker Barrel crisis under “muh heritage.” The oil company wanted to sell more gas!

Founding: 1969-1980 Cracker Barrel was founded in 1969 by Dan Evins, a representative for Shell Oil, who developed the restaurant and gift store concept initially as a plan to improve gasoline sales. 51 Designed to resemble the traditional country store that he remembered from his childhood, with a name chosen to give it a Southern country theme, ® Cracker Barrel was intended to attract the interest of highway travelers. 51 The name comes from the barrels of soda crackers that could be found for sale in small-town stores across the American South in the early 1900s; people would stand around the barrels chatting and catching up, similar in purpose to contemporary office water coolers.
25/8/2025, 5:05:51 AM | 176 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social) reposted

I assume that if I tried to refer to people in Quebec not as Americans but as *Latin* Americans, there would be at least a pause for genuine confusion before they kicked my ass

25/8/2025, 12:13:15 PM | 476 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture flyingrodent (@flyingrodent.bsky.social) reposted

In this clip, Rory says “Labour MPs put their careers on the line to stop (Old Jezza) becoming Prime Minister”, a thing that up until last year was an absolutely deranged conspiracy theory, but has now become an obvious fact, somehow without anyone having been wrong about anything at any point.

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24/8/2025, 7:36:07 PM | 369 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture von (@vonhonkington.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a chipotle subreddit where people complain how the workers don't scoop enough ingredients for their burrito. They insist they're never going back, then they trade tips on how to get better scoops

25/8/2025, 1:11:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Birder K (@birderk.bsky.social) reposted

BirdCast forecasts for the next several nights have hundreds of millions of birds predicted to be on the wing, especially in central & eastern states. Turn off all unnecessary lights at night and check your favorite hotspots for new birds in the day! #birds #fall #migration #LightsOutForBirds

Screenshot of the three day prediction maps from BirdCast showing heavy migration predicted for each night. Tonight has 236 million birds expected, tomorrow has 211 million, and Tuesday night has 180 million birds. Migration is heaviest in central and eastern states from the north birders to the south.
24/8/2025, 11:45:29 PM | 168 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lena (@nebulena.net) reposted

eating tarot cards to gain their power

25/8/2025, 4:03:22 AM | 78 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who up trying to one shot my limbic system?

25/8/2025, 4:03:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@dumbmike.bsky.social) reposted

CRYPTKEEPER: Wait just a TICKET. If I let you leave without a scary story, now would that be FARE? Here's one that gets RAIL frightening, about a dark and stormy night, the kind where you just might get caught in the TRAIN. That's right - the bone chilling tale of AN ADULT MAN WHO RODE THE SUBWAY.

25/8/2025, 3:26:38 AM | 609 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Soren Spicknall (@sorenspicknall.bsky.social) reposted

CPD got called to an office where ICE was detaining people without warning, and officers instinctively took the side of ICE + helped them ferry detainees out of the building past protestors to vans waiting to bring them to detention facilities, despite city and state laws prohibiting collaboration.

25/8/2025, 1:56:53 AM | 379 172 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The SkaerKrow (@bluntlybarbie.bsky.social) reposted

Walmart Wishlist for non perishable items- link should work since I paid for the subscription 🍀🤞🍀🤞🍀🤞🍀🤞🍀 www.walmart.com/en/lists/WIS...

24/8/2025, 6:30:25 PM | 4 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reagonomics 🤪

25/8/2025, 12:46:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're right Nyarlathotep is a pretty name for a girl

24/8/2025, 4:13:15 AM | 11 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture james 🐎🔫 (@buffalocia.bsky.social) reposted

The ability to deport someone to a third country gives these freaks massive leverage to extract concessions - which for now merely means seeking a guilty plea - from tens of millions of people who are here on visas or without documents.

23/8/2025, 3:27:42 PM | 231 80 | View on Bluesky | view

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One day we won't have to read about him again

23/8/2025, 9:01:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted

Per my mother, a retired nurse, who never otherwise opines on these things: she says with complete confidence Trump is in congestive heart failure, his circulation sucks, his kidneys are shitting the bed processing the backlog of fluid retention, he's on IV therapy everyday, it is incurable

23/8/2025, 5:54:29 PM | 245 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture von (@vonhonkington.bsky.social)

One thing I enjoy about British shows is they'll reference places in the UK like I'm supposed to have opinions about them. Oh you're going to the cotswalds? That's surely something. Is that more like new Jersey or Iowa?

23/8/2025, 8:57:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves.bsky.social) reposted

And “AIDS funds,” means money for medicines that keep people from dying of AIDS. Russell Vought—devout Christian—seeks to withhold these drugs from millions of men, women and children.

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Profile picture Denali (@denali.bsky.social) reposted

"But when we systematically looked at all these posts, a broader trend emerged: The larger the Black share of the population, the more a city was mentioned alongside the phrase “voter fraud” in the aftermath of the 2020 election..."

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Profile picture Matthew Green (@matthewdgreen.bsky.social) reposted

We’re still having discussions about how Zohran Mamdani is a “socialist” because he wants to open one state-run grocery store, meanwhile the US government now controls 10% of Intel. I find this super amusing.

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Profile picture smols ☭ (@smolkibbi.bsky.social) reposted

go and buy from @bowsnonk.bsky.social's store bcoz i am living for the kangaroo print! do it! do it now! Visit trickunicorn's shop, for cool artwork on awesome products! www.redbubble.com/people/bonyt...

23/8/2025, 4:18:38 AM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture von (@vonhonkington.bsky.social)

Just listened to trashfuture about American vs Chinese car industries and there's a lot of interesting details but we're so cooked we can't even imagine having a five year plan lol

23/8/2025, 4:24:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture All Gallow’s Ween (@dsoart.com) reposted

I’m sorry or you’re welcome

23/8/2025, 2:16:58 AM | 1315 250 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alder Cheems (@aldercheems.bsky.social) reposted

People are dunking on this gal, but remember she fought for your right to pound 7 IPA's and drive through a school zone.

22/8/2025, 6:00:03 PM | 34 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder (@andycruns.bsky.social) reposted

It’s Friday again, hurrah! This week the theme is…sharp. So let’s see blades, swords, daggers etc. As usual I’ll repost the lot and if you like something, share it! #Nerdlings #FindFolkFriday

Skaven Deathmaster. It’s a rat man in muted browns and dark greys holding a poison dipped dagger. He’s crouched on a ruined bridge span above a swamp
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Profile picture ʎǝupʎs 🌙 (@sydneyjones.bsky.social) reposted

⚠️HEXTECH LAB HEALTH & SAFETY⚠️ FOLLOW ALL RUNIC REGULATIONS & PROCEDURES #arcane #jayvik

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Profile picture von (@vonhonkington.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun fact heritage and other similar groups have been running rehearsal constitutional conventions for years so that playbook is locked and loaded

22/8/2025, 4:44:57 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 (@shuchancellor.online) reposted reply parent

My enemies are in power but my other enemies are also suffering so who is to say if it is good or bad or not

22/8/2025, 12:01:16 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should call her

22/8/2025, 4:41:04 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't want to see in five dimensions, we see too much already. I'm going down to two dimensions, maybe one

22/8/2025, 4:28:54 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦇Demilich Lalla the Adored💀 (@diesegenchukfi.bsky.social) reposted

"Omg did you hear they made Cracker Barrell wok-" you bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn

22/8/2025, 3:38:21 AM | 126 28 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those soybeans have to go someplace right?

21/8/2025, 10:42:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 (@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social) reposted

a note on doctor james c dobson:

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The up is an altogether strange place

21/8/2025, 4:42:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the person who will fight in the room with us now?

21/8/2025, 2:25:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view