You should congratulate everyone on their half-work anniversaries. They won’t be expecting it then
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You should congratulate everyone on their half-work anniversaries. They won’t be expecting it then
Taylor Fritz you big dumb bitch are you going to do it or not
Of course, thank you for asking! I don’t see as much theater as I’d like but I love talking about it.
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And if you don’t like it? Wait ten minutes there will be more!
Ok true…
Life
before scissors were invented doctors had to swing the baby around until it broke off. This was usually done in a grass field, and teams of potential fathers would give chase to the airborne babe to catch it. The rules were later codified into what we call today American Football
Doesn't look like anything to me. - The United States Congress
If we have civil war do I still have to go to work
We are clearly past the Rubicon, everyone in power might as well stop pretending otherwise
it’s a humbling experience when a vulture circles you
Welcome in bro, I'm sure you will find our facilities and grounds most hospitable. However please do refrain from inhaling should the Depthless Pit begin to billow forth great quantities of noxious fumes, as is its wont
This one is winnable! He could and should do it!
Please don't talk to me til I've had my morning soul-affirming wonder.
Hm
Online Policy Guy showing me a chart about The American Family: you see, when the dotted line gets to this shaded part... well, *some* governments would "Take Action" me (obviously digging a hole for a bomb shelter): no yeah, totally
I have driven through the "garlic capital of the world" in California a bunch of times where the big commercial farms are the air smells completely insane (complimentary)
Filing a DOT complaint for my mom...for the first time in years I am at peace
Love, family, romance: are the versions of these things that require women's subordination and endless self-sacrifice really worthy of the name?
If you're a 10k+ account...Buddy You Gotta Let Some of These Slide
I never wanted to be drafted into Chart War but they struck first and I am not one to turn tail
Was the Habdmaid there
If you are not letting the fabric of life weave itself outside the sphere of your concern then you 🫵 are a chart pervert
What kind of statistics. Statistics about WHAT? I didn't hear you,
Becoming increasingly clear the chart guys REALLY want to talk about that part without being labeled as the kind of people who would talk about that part
Chart guys hate it when you say out loud what their whole deal is
Women attained some (SOME) control over their reproductive systems and started having fewer children and the world’s most devoted chart-lovers cannot get their heads around it
Everything appears normal with Trump’s health but he has started wearing a Japanese Tachi
I'm seeing the word "fertility" far too much again. Everybody watch yourselves.
Donald Trump has raised his arms and transformed into a substance of both light and air. He is rising, rising above the heads of the gathered journalists. It smells of a blanket hanging on the line on a warm summer day. They are remembering the feeling of childhood
With the other actress, it felt like the ridiculousness was at the forefront without much of the accompanying depth. The ending is so surreal that it really requires that character complexity to pay off, at least for me! Overall, it was funny both times but a much more moving play with Cole.
I saw it once with them and once without, and it was clear Escola has such a strong sense of who the character is that isn't necessarily innate to the role as written - their Mary Todd is ridiculous and outlandish, but there's emotional depth and some real sadness.
Generally speaking I support all jack Mormons for half assing it but I am not currently on diplomatic terms with the Giants
I have to start posting my tepid little opinions about other stuff so that I don't KILL myself. So think about that before you decide not to fave
Obviously great casting from a ticket moving perspective but I have an annoying opinion which is that it's a totally different play with Escola and without, and without it's fun but pretty insubstantial. Which is why that was the most deserved acting Tony in history
Do YOU 🫵 feel adrift in an uncaring sea??
Down bad (listening to very late era Fleet Foxes)
Brother I am saying this to myself every single second I am awake sun up to sun down
my name is Chance N. Counter
You can envision a version of the world where Donald Trump, however loathsome, stays a municipal curiosity and the general reaction to him is more like the way people react to Eric Adams and other sideshows. There's no version of the world where JD Vance is anything approaching palatable
They should call it Eight Guys (nine? can't see behind the tree) when the National Guard is illegally deployed there
Oh no. Oh no
This is so sweet
Passed over for Vogue editor yet again...not shocked, just disappointed.
To my young followers: you can swallow gum. It's okay. Not a big deal at all.
this bread is terrible. but the circuses? also really terrible
I hate the news🖕
I remember when we got our dog I asked the vet on one of her puppy visits "if there were dog anti-vaxxers" thinking it was kind of a funny question and the vet did not crack a smile and earnestly responded "Oh, yes." In retrospect I should have taken this more seriously at the time lol
lemon day 2morrow.
Please respect my cheese culture!!!!
Oh I fully agree with this. And I am prepared to play both sides shamelessly
Luckily there's a nonzero chance we'll get to run this simulation!
It was! It was a flawed response, but there's no question our losses could have been vastly worse. The vaccine bailed us out big time, but if you look at the data closures/mitigations helped a lot too. It makes me crazy that popular wisdom is coalescing around it being a failure because it wasn't!
I am alternating “lol” and staring blankly ahead in response to this one
You can’t put it in the newspaper, but I think what COVID revealed is that there are a lot of people who, when faced with a terrible situation (I don’t want to downplay the ill effects) are ready to go full fascist to prevent ever being inconvenienced again. I don’t know what you do about that.
I don’t even think they have concrete asks. They like being angry and they won’t stop. I think MAHA itself will lose adherents as the consequences set in, but I doubt many of those people will ever revisit their initial reactions to COVID.
Also people have been listening to their concerns nonstop since the pandemic. Sometimes a situation is so bad that a good outcome isn’t possible. I know there are people incapable of understanding that, but I don’t think we should let them destroy society just in case it makes them feel better
It’s going to be hard work convincing people one by one…but it’s work worth doing. Not by me, though - I’m going to keep pouring fuel on the fire and amplifying their concerns. Wouldn’t be sporting otherwise
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape You don’t spit into the wind You don’t pull off the mask off that old Lone Ranger and You don’t talk to anyone who works at the NYT or Atlantic about April 2020-May 2021
Briefly arguing with a media person about school closures (no need to double check your calendar, it IS 2025) and then realized that due to the onward rush of mortality I need to go do something more productive, like slamming a toilet lid on my hand repeatedly
Public officials will literally never close schools again for anything. The anti-closure people secured a full cultural victory. What the fuck is there even to talk about?
This discourse all started because a US Senator regurgitated a right wing talking point about the efficacy of school closures but sure. You’re the NYT staffer, after all - reality is what you say it is
So surely you see that just offering understanding isn’t going to do the trick here. We know there’s a group of people who are angry that their children couldn’t be shunted into an alternate covid-less reality. Elites have fully adopted their version of events, and they’re still angry. Now what?
Yes lol
Public health officials are enormously empathetic about this topic. There are public health officials (whose jobs are under attack) meeting with MAHA leaders regularly to try and bring them back to deradicalized ground. If it were going to help, it would have helped.
So what’s the solution? You’re all over replies saying it “needs to be addressed”, but by your own admission this is a primarily low info, reactive group. How can it be addressed in a way that will satisfy them?
The next pandemic could have double COVID’s fatality rate (plausible) and it wouldn’t matter - schools will never be closed again for anything. Sorest losers of all time.
Again
Oh well in that case
If you love the idea of someone’s suffering, set it free. if it is meant to be it will come back to you
You have to understand wanting someone to d** is like a dog that has escaped. If you want it to happen and chase it, it will become more elusive. If you ignore it it will eventually return
This pisses me off a lot. Why the fuck is a US senator “conceding” anything to these people
Right, is the benchmark here invention or execution? I would argue that most diverse countries now have pretty good execution of a lot of different types of cuisine
How are people of all nationalities constantly going back for more on this one
Not doing this today
Images that succeed a disaster already in progress.
I love it for me too!!
Influencer genocide now!
I think he’s molting
I’m very hard pressed to remember a time in my life I laughed harder. It was like an out of body experience
Absolute all timer. She doesn’t get talked about as much as ones who work more but decent argument to be made for greatest actress of all time just ability-wise
Hell I know that’s right
I think now that the dust has settled by far the best show of this “actually it’s an advertisement for therapy” genre was Mare of Easttown. Muting, bye bye
One nice thing about the world going completely to hell is that I think probably we’ll stop getting TV shows that are advertised to be about one thing but turn out to be about trauma.
Weird that he lists Mamdani’s current job but not his current job. I prefer a taxonomically consistent mayor
I’ve been once and it was surprisingly fun. It’s good anthropology
Well well well. If it isn’t Mr. Golden Age of Airship Travel himself.
Generally I agree but I think for this tournament it’s become a bit of a “scene” so it caters to the Instagram/TikTok set and people don’t really understand the basic etiquette of watching tennis live anymore
The US Open crowd does legitimately need to be put down now. I haven’t been since pre-COVID but it used to be much less stupid
(interrupting small child singing) Yeah, i know what a teapot looks like, thanks
everyone in this administration is going to make an amazing gargoyle when we're making buildings out of stone again
Love overhearing this kind of little thing
My mom just had a wee bout and said this time wasn’t very bad at all. Hope it’s an easy go for you too and hey, free antibodies
Those are some erudite children and someone learned an important lesson. Not saying who
What are we up to with book payments
On the night of August 30, 2025, Mayor Giuliani happened upon a woman drowning in a giant martini,
