Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

My apologies. I misunderstood. 🍻

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m always up for entertaining

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Pass

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

One would think by now there would be some believable information whether wearing a mask makes any difference and getting vaccinated makes any difference. It seems like if it’s going to get you it will get you. Yes?

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social)

It is a real problem in the US.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Saco Weekend

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

They know. They always know.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s a tounge ?

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s kinda sexist innit?

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Start using coarse sandpaper instead. She’ll learn to do it herself right away.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social)

If doctors would go ahead and stop submitting fraudulent medical claims…

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s in extremely poor taste.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

… of a cock and balls

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely 🥰

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Give them an inch, they’ll take a mile.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Tim Hortons never disappoints

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Bon Voyage!

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

You might think that is funny but about half the us population doesn’t. It’s about as funny as someone saying Obama has passed away. Pathetic.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Glue those to my back and I can guarantee everyone a good time.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprise middle spoon is the very best.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

One must be of tougher stuff to make it online

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

IKR PHWOAR!

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

IDK but this is how the mayor of Chicago rolls

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Independence it is then!

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

HandyFuck™️

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s spelled “fucken”

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Westminster needs to be permanently placed in history.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m I the only one weirded out by that guys giant head?

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

By my reckoning, should the rightful deserving be in The Hague, there would be less than a dozen politicians in the wild, worldwide. Of course this would greatly simplify things and would be perfectly alright with me.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Monument to colossal butthurt

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect form

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social)

@vimtotime.bsky.social I thought you might like this 🌞

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

I would rather see reunification of Ireland by the same means. 🇮🇪

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Your post helps no one. Your hatred has taken over your mind. Get help.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Pronouncing fap like fappé

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Here we go

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t be such a cunt

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

That is extraordinary!

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll make you forget cigarettes ever existed

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

You are definitely retarded @govpritzker.illinois.gov

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Try contrasting colours for your helmet and shaft.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have a representative government, what do you have a king for?

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

And even better for a girl that was born a boy.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Particularly the lab grown variety

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

How did you get that!? 😳

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social)

@los-los.bsky.social Putting my jacket on this morning, I almost lost.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

or Gordita

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Try a longer nap

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

I can only hope for such elegance

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Independence NOW!!!! Nationalise Grangemouth!!!!

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Smooth

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

You know you can grow it right?

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

What country are you living in now?

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social)

Is twitter down again?

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social)

There is more to the story

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember what the purpose of a map is.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

That is exactly why they are in the other room.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe this

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

That is a bit of a boner killer for most blokes

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Both of you shitheads should fuck off to Canada

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

It will never hold up in court

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it regarding which bubble bath colour you chose?

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Birthday!

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably more into getting pegged

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to graduate to teenagers

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

In that case, I would look the other way on this one 👍

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Mental giants!

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Only 50p per month!

Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) reposted

what i mean when i say ima "skedaddle"

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprised you still refer to him as a “good friend”.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a tiny bitch.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I be against multiculturalism and the genocide in Gaza?

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t talk to me when I’m holding it.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

No. We have all died and gone to hell.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep drinking the kool-aid

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

The only “journalists” they don’t kíll are their own propaganda writers.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Western governments are under the control of the deep state.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Groovy!

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Everybody, quit fuckin around.

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Grissom on CSI had a good line: “We are what we hate.”

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wronguns

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like they moved the “goalposts”

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

10/10 in my book luv

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

DigDug

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Can confirm

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck his opinion on anything

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

Mad hijinx

Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s universal

Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) reposted

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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@wendellborton.bsky.social) reply parent

In a surprising twist, it was discovered to be the Virgin Mary’s.