I am calm. I am breathing deeply through my nose. I am counting to ten. I… WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR DOG WILL INFODUMP TO YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BALL?!?
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I am calm. I am breathing deeply through my nose. I am counting to ten. I… WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR DOG WILL INFODUMP TO YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BALL?!?
One of the depressing things is... If you refuse an illegal order, you better be damn sure that it's going to be ruled illegal. I think about Hugh Thompson Jr. a lot.
Sometimes you've just gotta get in the car and hit the beach 🦙⛱️🌅
Ok but like If the dick is prehensile, wouldn't it get its own trunk leg?
Well, you might run afoul of ITAR or something, not sure
Well well well, if it isn't Jeremy Corbyn in the news again...
[Prickly narrator voice]: This is not in fact wage theft
Also I call slight bullshit in that I suspect you may have been to the Fox River Trolley Museum before.
Warehouses. The manufacturing that moved out of the city core. The Giant Water Pits
Give me through running dang it...
Yes when attending furcon dances, I often find the environment suddenly devoid of gayness when the music switches from house to tech-house.
"I dislike tech-house, a popular Burning Man music genre, which finds a way to sap house music, a historically Black and gay genre, of all of its Blackness and gayness." I... What... www.sfgate.com/travel/burni...
Me: "Gentrification bad" [Approving murmurs from crowd] Me: "Private capital bad?" [Sporadic applause begins] Me: "But neighborhood disinvestment... also bad?" [Roaring applause & whistling]
Mmm... yes, one of my favorite topics to bitch about right away this morning... www.nytimes.com/2025/09/02/b...
I keep imagining an Always Sunny episode titled "The Gang Sets Monetary Policy"
Who is the Hyatt Regent. I ask you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyatt_R...
No My body must be covered
I find them unsettling
My good bitch, musclegut Tlago would be super hot, but—to stroke your ego a little bit—I do not see it here. Don't be so hard on yourself.
Wishing all my friends a happy SNEPTEMBER >:3 🖌️: @swishchee.bsky.social
I did not know you were this handsome IRL, & I now resent you for it
*Blinks*
The McNuggets themselves are terrifying www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/...
Charlie the Choo Choo vibes here. As the grimacing car drives them to their doom.
What the fuck I did not need this at 2:30 AM
Why did no one tell me Adam Ellis was this unreasonably handsome
POV: Your con roommate is already asleep but you're hungry
It's so bad my brain is rejecting the alcohol & outright refusing to be drunk on this
And now to wander to McDonald's, because @arthrosikes.bsky.social is a bad influence
Holey shit that's vile
But for the time being, I need to go on an adventure
Tempted to do Furry Migration next weekend
Everyone is required to cover their nipples at the night market Presumably because Florida
🐺 #werewolf
Kowloon only contained a pitiful number of cars though, smh
The parking garage is two sections that are roughly (735*665)+(380*750)=773775 square feet = ~17.75 acres. Kowloon Walled City was only 6.5 acres, though it was pushing 15 stories tall in a few spots versus the 5 of the parking garage. So honestly yeah, it's about equivalent volume over 2.75 area.
I referred to the Rosemont parking garage as the Kowloon Walled City of cars, and now I'm curious how close to mark I actually am.
I referred to the Rosemont parking garage as the Kowloon Walled City of cars, and now I'm curious how close to mark I actually am.
People are excited to see you & they don't expect you to talk or make eye contact 😊
That tail is adorable
Saw a meme today
Check out my visual novel! :D
This is the second Watto thing I've seen today/yesterday what the fuck is going on
Rhea, the sundress is a mere indicator that you have your shit together. Wearing a sundress does not make it so
Am I at Megaplex, or am I sleeping on the floor at DCA dreaming I'm at Megaplex Who's to say
Kinto My brain's im a weird way & I might still be asleep
3 hours would be doable if you wanna hang...
Sin Why must you move to cities so far away from me 😩
For a few hours, yes. Floor very hard to sleep on
🐺So.. No scritches? #wuff
vibin
Them anti-anxiety drugs really take the edge off
'Baby's first' is like... a common naming convention for early childhood products / experiences, etc. I'm using it whimsically here
The woman to my left is wearing a sundress with well done hair. I find this vaguely inconsiderate.
Having slept at the terminal, it's weird now being here before 6 am with people who have their shit together.
Aye, cut things too close on a holiday weekend. I'll be sleeping at DCA & getting into Orlando at 9:16 tomorrow
Baby's First Missed Flight means wine bar is now happening
What does 'show me off to your friends' mean? Pick you up under the armpits & proffer you?
Must be fucking nuts to be an importer right now www.cnbc.com/2025/08/29/t...
I find it frustrating that we've been stuck at this stage for like the past 7 months.
i'm now a KWCIMBY (kowloon walled city in my back yard)
Whenever I post this someone QTs it and says “I’m 24” and then another person QTs it and says “I’m 68”. No you’re not. You are both 38
The CEO of Bluesky is 34 meaning that she’s four years younger than all of us and I do kind of feel betrayed by that
Wait what
So I'm kinda guessing this is a case of 'yes crime goes down with a giant surge of highly visible patrols, but that's not a sustainable long term solution'. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
*Looks around nervously*
Anyway this seems to be the tl;dr on a possible connection with the Minneapolis shooter.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SOON SOON SOON SOON SOON
Tangentially related, I am perversely amused by satanist infighting.
Is this one of the internet edgelord satanist neo-nazi ones, or just a neo-nazi one?
Gotcha XD (I'm 2.5 hours away, so I actually visit the area quite a bit)
WOAH HOLEY SHIT DEEP CUT
Bitch come visit (jk this area sucks ass)
Are... those made-up names?
So like This has so much potential for practical jokes Grab a stack of The Little Engine that Could and place it here
Man... remembering stuff about this from when that Audino was first introduced...
I am a trainer from Unova and this is my Pokésona
V go to bed
Wait, why December specifically?
Line launchers are on a long list of Devices I Should Not Be Trusted With, along with net guns www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITiz...
Did you know you can just *buy* line launchers? roninpowerascender.com/product/resq...
Emmett Till's mom insisted on an open casket because she "wanted the world to see what they did to my baby." One tough woman.
HOLEY SHIT DUDE, THOSE LATS
In before RFK Jr. fucks up BSL-4
Somewhat concerningly, they still have the smallpox samples.
I'm struggling to find pictures that show this... the Amfleets came in several varieties & have been refurbed over the years, so it's hard to tell which pics are of the current configuration.
I mean, yes, but it still seem like... underutilized space. Austere.
Cascades is a state supported route that runs Eugene-Portland-Seattle-Vancouver Officially Amtrak doesn't do commuter service, but like... *looks at Hiawatha* come on...
Here's the cafe car on a Amtrak Cascade Talgo
Can't help feeling that Amtrak sucks at cafe cars www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
Are they torturing a child
Who... who proposed this? Who approved this?
Read the phrase "here’s what Grok said" in a work email from a manufacturer about investigating an issue with their equipment, and I'm clinging to the hope that 'Grok' is someone's surname.
Don’t really appreciate your tone
LRT Still not over this.
