Certainly. My Labor Day just got Milfy
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Certainly. My Labor Day just got Milfy
Bounce
So I have been playing a new Githyanki cleric all day after this lol
He's a Ken. No reason a Kentaur should be different down there
Want to get some good dialogue options? Play a Selunite cleric and romance Shadowheart.
My current character is a gnome girl romancing Karlach. Karlach has to take a knee so they can kiss. It's adorable. I have romanced Wyll and Gale too (I'm secure in my masculinity to do that) I just find Astarion too smarmy
And Wyll is way hotter anyway
If it was posted in 2023 and he was 23 and she 19, and they got together in 2019, he was 19 and she was 15. This makes me think they were just "dating" online.
Wait. He's not talking about another player online? Like.... He's jealous of an NPC?
I don't mind
Didn't we establish you as the pirate Queen like a week ago?
I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure I see my handprint in this picture somewhere. Like a clear red print of my hand
Have you tried a bunny colored trans mask?
It's the worst
So I might be the only person left alive who hasn't finished Baldur's Gate III. I'm just so addicted to making characters. I just got a fourth into act 3, with countless others in parts of Acts 1 and 2.
Just don't ask anyone "May I have your name?" They might run away from fey trickery
I think you got it down
Your bracelet?
I think a much smaller number would be the ones of us that don't
It's the guns.
You are ridiculously cute
Possession: The Exorcism of Emily Rose Sci-Fi, non aliens: Moon Body Horror: The Fly Serial Killer, non slasher: The Silence of the Lambs Man v Nature: Predator Horror Icon: Frederick Krueger Found Footage: Cloverfield Admittedly Terrible Horror Movie you love anyway: Dead Alive (Braindead)
Props for picking Emily Rose. Such an underrated incredible movie
Their cornbread is the bomb
Most definitely
Me too.
Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey are great. Highly recommend
I really enjoyed it despite having never played the game
@yoyothrower.com
As the emissary for men, I can safely say we don't mind when we get pictures of boobies that are near duplicates to previous pictures. This is good.
The core values of America include shaming people for their bodies?
Oh dang. You know your stuff way more than me.
Add a few drops of Dawn into water and clean them with that. It will kill any fleas that are on them.
Have you seen this goofy face? I always have a sexy Saturday
I need to work on my book today, but my Bladesinger in Baldur's Gate is calling my name
Understandable. I would buy a Morgan calendar if you made one though. Your cosplay looks are always rad. (I hope that doesn't sound creepy)
Eww. That happened??
The buns are going to be tough to keep for a year
Was it me? I haven't gotten a message, but maybe it's delayed
They let One-Eyed Willie be a captain and he had no depth perception
I had to get one before the Final Fantasy Tactics remake comes out. Also I figured since you are so awesome at cosplay that you would be a pro cosplay model. (You can probably tell I'm a fan)
Pleated skirts are my kryptonite
Were those unsolicited pics?
Tossup between Spaceballs and Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Slight edge to Men in Tights
Not defending random guy online. I just have a problem with the one kind of body shaming that seems to be socially acceptable when it shouldn't be
Didn't know the context.
Looks like Vanessa Bayer
What is clotted cream?
Okay ladies, be honest. When you ask us to find something, and we search and search for like 10-15 minutes to no avail, and then you go and look and find the thing in 20 seconds, you really had it with you the whole time just to eff with us right?
Not to mention she opens her rant with body shaming, even before going full on racist rant
Adorable smile
Are they still pretending that happens?
Is it ok for men to need a cry day?
Yum
I know it's supposed to be a black eye, but it's giving serious Prince Zuko scar vibes
Mesmerizing
Make Me Lose Control - Eric Carmen
Primus - Winona's Big Brown Beaver
If you ask for it
I've never seen these for sale once. I can only assume they are issued with your AARP membership
I just back my car into the voting precinct so they can record my plate
Why is body shaming men so culturally accepted?
Been missing your posts. And yeah of course he is
The Last Crusade
This is the closest they've been to each other without fighting
Sorry my daughter is 13.
If you see this, post a pokémon, animal crossing villager, flower, and color you like!
I'm probably too far away. Sorry girl
Over 45 is good or bad?
I don't see any ugly
This forgotten gem
Looks like they could cut glass
Which 5?
So then is he made of Snips and nice and everything tails?
Good view
It's not giffing. Makes it seem so much worse when you don't see the sausages
Some suggestions in this video youtu.be/-UKbwz6s6VY?...
As one does
I think the real news here is that it wasn't already shut down
Beat It - Michael Jackson Guitar solo courtesy of Mr Edward Van Halen
Ladies, Men can be not in the mood too. If we turn down sex, it doesn't mean we aren't attracted to you, or we're upset. Men being always in the mood is a myth.
It counts as delicious
Well technically caramel is caramelized sugar. He's still wrong, but he's close
That's so cute
I thought this said Gay Frogger at first glance, and now I want to play that game. Maybe I did already, we only saw Frogger hop across the street, he could have been gay all along
I'm in. Double whataburger with cheese please
CNC?
Is there a like like like option?
Are you being sawed in half by a stage magician?
Captain Kathryn Janeway Cndr William T Riker Dr Julian Bashir Lt Cmdr Geordi LaForge Lt Hikaru Sulu Lt Cmdr Data Lt Cmdr Tuvok Ens Hoshi Sato Lt j.g. Ezri Dax Seven of Nine
That's two years too long
Another day. Another disappointing list of obituaries.
Badass. Congrats. Also happy birthday almost
