Sooooo, like are they still paid through JAG? Because that seems like a huge conflict of interest to have your employment tied to a side in a conflict you’re judging.
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Sooooo, like are they still paid through JAG? Because that seems like a huge conflict of interest to have your employment tied to a side in a conflict you’re judging.
When you know there will never be another free election, the political pressure to act in your constituents best interests vanishes.
The "fuck your feelings" crowd who made the word "snowflake" into a pejorative comment sure are tingly in their feelings about a corporate rebranding decision.
Redistricting doesn't affect the outcomes of statewide elections.
Seems relevant
So this is literally communism.
"Our history" The United States of America won that war. Please pay attention to who the "our" is in that comment.
Had a chance to deal with this 40 years ago and just didn’t.
Oh now we are deplaning. This flight was fully boarded and now we are getting everyone off. This is a fucking joke.
Update: no kidding here, we just boarded our flight - everyone is on board - and some nuck-nuck crew member broke off a fuel gauge inside the wing or some shit. So another 90 minutes sitting on a fully loaded aircraft.
Someone needs to wrap his pills in cheese so he’ll take them.
Update. We still have no plane for a flight that was supposed to board two hours ago. The first leg of this one-stop flight from SFO to Pittsburgh left almost 24 hours ago. This airline is a disaster.
These jokers are telling passengers we are going to board in 14 minutes. There’s no plane at the gate.
To continue this tragedy, my connecting flight from DFW to Pittsburgh, which was rescheduled because it rained a little at DFW yesterday and shut the airport down, isn’t at the gate yet. It was supposed to board 45 minutes ago.
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social - work this into your “Trump is in severe cognitive decline” piece you’re clearly working on. This dude is delusional. Needs to be medicated and cared for.
@jaketapper.bsky.social - seriously bro, any time you’re ready for that “cognitive decline” piece, it’s basically writing itself for you.
I think I’m through with @americanair.bsky.social Traveling from SFO to Pittsburgh shouldn’t take 36 hours. And then price corrections for the absolutely fucked up flight ends up being a voucher that the customer has to handle. Like fucking Target can process a refund. This airline sucks.
Sooooo, where's the Pizzagate Posse on this one? Where is Game of Thrones fan fiction writer Jack Posobiec ("no one understaaannddsss") on this one? Where is the outrage from the MAGA / 4Chan universe? General Flynn? Where you at, dog?
I bet Hulk no-sells his death too.
He’s going to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell to keep her quiet. Just watch.
I'm going to see Robert Earl Keen play in a bar attached to a Target about 2 miles from my house tonight and I'm ridiculously excited about this. @robertearlkeen1.bsky.social - welcome to Novato
You know, the Nazis said almost the exact same thing after Valkyrie.
This is where the media points out that we haven’t imported Russian goods since 2022 making this an entirely empty threat meant to appeal to the stupid.
Can you only imagine if Merrick Garland said there was no Epstein list and then President Biden insisted that we stop talking about it?
There are going to be a lot of former ICE agents in a few years insisting to their children that they were “one of the good ones”.
When you start saying things like "Worse than Roger Taney" - who precipitated the Civil War - that might be a touch hyperbolic at this stage.
Governors Abbott and DeSantis are about to get their faces eaten by the face-eating leopards they vote for
You can take the trash out of Queens, but it's still trash.
So QAnon went from hunting down pedophiles in the basements of pizza shops that lacked basements to being quiet and anonymous about child sex trafficking. It was never about the kids.
Is it too soon to ask central Texans how they feel about Trump gutting FEMA?
The Great Depression began under President Hoover and continued into FDR’s second term. It was only overcome by a boatload of deficit spending and government programs.
24 years ago, the Bush administration said this exact thing. They were wrong then. But that’s not surprising. Supply side economics have never worked. Ever. Not once in history. Why start now?
Are we seriously acting like this doofus doesn’t suffer from the ‘tism? Like are we fucking serious? Bro is well out on that spectrum slide.
Jake Tapper will certainly be doing a long form piece about the obvious mental oblivion of this ghoul, right? Grampa has applesauce brain.
So do I.
Cheap suits don’t cave. They fold easily and poorly. The expression is they folded like a cheap suit. Dems man, amirite? Jake Tapper will do a long form piece on similes that miss and why that’s why Trump won.
Jimmy Swaggert was alive?
When learning about concentration camps as a kid in the 80s, I sure as shit never thought Ronald Reagan’s party would open one and then sell merch promoting their new concentration camp. We’re like four lines deep into the “then they came for..” poem. It’s not a long poem.
Out of the 24 hours in a day there are exactly 2 hours in which the low battery alarm on a smoke detector will start chirping. That window between 2 and 4 am
When I drove a truck, I would back in because the turning radius in reverse is tighter than moving forward. It was just easier to park in reverse.
If only we had some kind of negotiated agreement with Iran to prevent nuclear development. I mean, we clearly didn’t. Because what kind of a dullard would walk away from something like that?
I mean, if only there had been a nuclear non-proliferation agreement with Iran in place But that’s crazy talk.
“But egg prices are ok again, right?”
Fine, but this guy went to the Wharton School of Business at Penn. So the “some old folks didn’t have access to education” line falls pretty flat here.
I’ve early finished brisket plenty of times. If you tight wrap it in foil and put in a cooler w some towels it’ll stay perfectly serving temp for several hours.
If Kamala won, today would just be Saturday
I regret what just happened to my knowledge base
I see that the answer to homelessness is to simply make it illegal to exist without a home. Problem solved "ahhh, the bouquet on this one is nice....hints of ripe blackberry"
Nevermind. Undergrad
A friend of mine went to law school with him at Duke.
It’s John Daly’s body. I wish folks would stop using that image. It’s not Trump.
The whiskey lounge is complete.
Alcatraz hasn’t operated as a prison in 62 years. What the fuck are these idiots talking about. These are not serious people.
I mean, if we just give Marco Rubio all the jobs, that'd be pretty efficient.
Remember when Joe Biden shuffled his feet and folks wanted him institutionalized? This dude here is mentally unfit to order food at a Waffle House
So like … what does it take for a President to be removed from office? Asking for a Country.
My kid is having a bit of a depressive episode and we're getting him some help. It makes me kind of jealous that kids of this generation have their problems validated and treated. When I was a teen, depression was treated with suggestions to "cheer up" or to drink some Miller Lite about it
At this rate, I expect the White House to make a statement recognizing Hitler’s birthday
Every trial lawyer in America is autistic to some extent. Every one. Waiting for the autistic trial lawyer to pop up and claim that they’re the unicorn. No, you’re not, Rain Man.
It doesn't matter if he had a DV order entered against him. It doesn't matter if he WAS in MS13. It doesn't matter if he murdered 20 people on video. If the most basic process rights of charges and a hearing with the presumption of innocence do not apply to everybody, then they apply to nobody.
Man, I cannot even imagine what a US Marshal is feeling right now, knowing full well that they might have to execute the orders of a co-equal branch of government against another branch of government. This is how wars start.
I'm fairly convinced that Abrego Garcia is already dead.
Post dog
This was….five months ago
Make no mistake about this, if Biden said this, the GOP would mock this specific phrase for the next five years. This isn't even the stupidest thing smooth-brain McGee said in this specific speech.
Are we SURE this isn't a character from the next Zoolander movie?
This dude's brain is smoother than a hockey rink with a fresh Zam on it.
Here I’m gonna be the negative Nancy. Cory Booker made a neat speech. Ain’t gon change nuthin
Cory Booker totally had a catheter inserted before he got started, right?
ESB isn’t just the greatest SW movie by a long shot, it’s also a top 20 movie … like ever.
I hate having to figure out if it's "El Salvadorian" or just "Salvadorian" when talking about this slave prison
We shouldn't act surprised when they send Liz Cheney and @adamkinzinger.bsky.social and Rachel Maddow to El Salvador and then just toss up their double birds to the Federal judiciary who lack the guns to stop them. I'd call it a coup, but the coup is over. This is post-Constitutional
California did some showing off today.
Like admitting to a crime is a weird flex that usually is only reserved for people who know the law doesn’t apply to them.
Wait, every single DePlorean ever sold was just recalled?
Karoline Leavitt was born in August 1997. She has almost zero life experiences that would allow her to serve in the job she has, regardless of her intellect. For fucks sake, she just turned 4 on 9/11.
Yeah, this falls under the category of "no real king has to tell his subjects that he is the king" You don't become a leader by saying that you are.
"Hello, welcome to your first year of law school, please say the stupidest fucking thing you can think of with your whole chest please"
Bring back the 154 game season. Eliminate Wild Card Playoff teams
If the distance between now and when this movie came out was applied to when the movie came out, Marty would have gone back to 1945
Barley
Shocker, Lot B is better
The Kleenex box on the counter makes this photo professional as fucking fuck
Same mash, same proof, same age - let us explore the magic of bourbon.
"An artificial line"? So like ..... a border. Wait until this mook hears about Delaware's northern border. Or the borders of Washington DC. Or why Oklahoma even has a panhandle. Somebody needs to come get gramps and take him home.
Always appreciate the factual corrections or clarifications. Thanks friend.
He flooded the San Joaquin Valley, wasting millions of gallons of water that the largest agricultural center in the United States will need during the summer. Water does not "flow down" (north to south) in California. Los Angeles County is a much much higher elevation than the bay
Saw Jason Isbell in Oakland tonight. “True Believer” from his new album is the anti-version of “Cover Me Up”. Amazing song.
Elon Musk’s stepbrother is also his nephew.
Liz Cheney is a Democrat?
What's the opposite of "to the moon!!!" because that's where I think we're going
So everybody now knows: SELL your automotive-influenced investments on April 1 and set that limit order to buy 20% below the market value on that date. This is ridiculously illegal.
This all makes sense until you realize the people you're calling "opponents" are his friends, and the people you're calling "friends" are his opponents.
This is fine
If Joe Biden did this, the GOP would have him impeached and convicted before the week was over.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budapes... I feel like more people should know about this and what the long-term diplomatic consequences are for ignoring security obligations
