Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
Coder turned FT parent, crank, GenX cliché
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Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope the creator is okay with folks not getting it. People have roasted Keats for hundreds of years over when he did the same. mason.gmu.edu/~rnanian/Kea....
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I am calling you from here in the heart of GenX to say that I have watched probably a hundred hours of movies targeted at youts and they were unquestionably capable of being that hackneyed, half-assed, and flat without even word processors.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously the gay rep is a smokescreen to cover the fact that he likes little girls, duh. (Obviously not but this is exactly stupid enough for qanon level shit. And can we not with talking about gay dudes and little boys?)
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
the right celebrating a guy who was not qualified to hold his title i am starting to notice a trend here
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Fistfight implies a two-sided encounter and I think we all know she’d roll you like a grape on a plate.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Particularly since there’s not really any point in negotiating for anything that involves spending; they can’t be trusted not to reverse it with 50 votes via rescission.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Or even just setting up for unemployment application. But hopefully suit.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe this guy is always a bad communicator and this is part of that. But absent indications in the post that he’s always sucked, there’s a possibility that this lousy behavior is rooted in shame. Yeah, he should do better with his spouse. But body shame is harder for some than others.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
No, and you’ll not ever find me defending bad male behavior and my natural inclination to give the benefit of the doubt has been well and truly beaten to death this last decade or two. But the one place I can still muster some sympathy is on medical stuff, particularly the “gross” things.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m uncomfortable with calling anyone’s enjoyment of art - particularly reading, given its decline - -wrong- but I absolutely concur with the idea that people should expand their horizons. Whether that’s expansion from child lit or any particular genre.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Fecal incontinence is a thing that exists. It’s more probably this is yet another babyman falling short of basic human behavior, but something that represents a change in behavior and uh… intestinal performance? Could be a medical issue and a lot of shame about a subject we don’t talk about.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Obligatory XKCD xkcd.com/538/
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly that’s probably more realistic too. Is someone more likely to get convicted for something you have to explain to a jury with dueling experts or for drug use?
Iain Coleman (@iaincoleman.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
To be fair, cooking meth is the ethical alternative to working for an essay mill.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I think when you look at it like “all the employees picking up trash are now visibly armed” it feels a little more troublesome. Ain’t the top of my list of worries by a long shot but I think there’s some there there.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit, the quotes out of that affidavit. Cop puts his hand out to keep someone else away, she falls to floor. Other cop describes it: "assisted the subject out of his way" Describes person being arrested as having been “escorted to the ground.” But did he pin on her corsage first?
Martha Wells (@marthawells.com) reposted
Re-upping this again, please spread far and wide:
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
As always, there is an SMBC comic. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/humans-2
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Harry Connelly, an author I love who writes what I’d describe as noir fantasy, has said multiple times that he absolutely loathes it.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I always knew it was a roving band of violent EFF interns, out seeking off-the-books justice for unpunished data crimes.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe, maybe not. If we triage this in order of escalating violence/toxicity then the prospective spitters would probably be earlier in the line. It’s one of the comparatively tame ideas I’ve heard.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
NOW? This is Swamp Thing erasure and somewhere Alan Moore is glowering menacingly in your general direction.
hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
We’ve unfortunately done this dance with some other providers and you ain’t wrong. Many of them have been receptive to making adjustments after reimbursal - after all we all know the non-discounted chargemaster price is bullshit nobody pays - but it’s a crapshoot
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
three of the five paragraphs shilling it are all about tracking these folks easily via their scanned license, including saving your own copy of their ID picture!
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine most larger venues use a preroll solution - complete with the mining & reselling - but you can do it yourself. Here’s one for sale on Amazon. www.amazon.com/IDVisor-Smar...
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s been over twenty years since the first time I handed my ID to someone at a bar entrance and they swiped the stripe on my then-Florida license to validate it. They might not have been data mining then but you can be absolutely sure they do now.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m behind you all the way on this issue but (a) is largely inaccurate. They absolutely do “get” to scan and store because our protections against getting tossed into massive databases to be analyzed and marketed to are total shit. And scan&store has been steadily on the rise for decades now.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d give you 3:1 odds they had already pulled a bunch of cash out of that house (via refi or 2nd mortgage) that they had almost zero equity when they sold.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah my wife’s Wilmer appt is Thursday so guess we see whether they finish this game of chicken or we do the reimbursement tango
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
This seems like a good place to drop my favorite logo related song. youtu.be/_DNEphxMx1o?...
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
Oh no wait - would you say that was a sort of 🕶️ Jump scare?
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
Something something jumpy solidarity
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Smart AND he once got me some free electronics because I was the first person to tell Limor Fried/Adafruit that he made mention of them in an Atticus novel! First and last time a book purchase netted me money directly. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Steve Covey!
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
For me the first was like flu-for-a-day, the second one was less miserable; more like “neighbors’ party kept me up half the night.” All worth it to avoid shingles, that shit is nasty.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
Those are fish
Chris Cantwell (@ifyoucantwell.bsky.social) reposted
Can folks do me a favor? I was on Bluesky early & it was great. Mostly. I hit the eject button in January. I came back, many colleagues are here, but still don’t know I am. I co-created Halt and Catch Fire. I write TV & comics. Here’s two favorite set photos. Repost? I am in the wilderness.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
I legit snorted
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Well it was the late 80s, we all were fucked up and figured we’d be dead in a nuclear war anyway so we didn’t sweat it
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember really enjoying this when I read it as a teen in the late 80s.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a time when I would have thought that there were too many other people who would want “their turn” to go along, but that was also a time when I didn’t think Congress would just cede all their power to him in exchange for comparatively nothing.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I get that feeling, but I’m telling you here a variant of what I tell my kids about not wanting to ask for help: don’t you feel excited and happy when your friend tells you about something they did that they’re proud of? Why deprive them of the same feeling?
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
I guess “I should be allowed to exist” meets the strict definition of selfish, but I’m not sure how you think someone’s gonna vote for your issue if they don’t get to actually BE.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I enjoyed that reasonably well and was bummed it didn’t get more. I was also not at all surprised it didn’t get more since it didn’t seem like an intensity they’d be comfortable continuing in s2.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
I’m not comfortable feeling this warmly towards Jack White
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I was there. She was about fifteen feet from me. Sometimes the clueless old white lady is liberal rather than conservative. 🤷🏻♂️ I don’t think they have a lot of ground to be indignant from given their own signage. The “trans women are men” shirt was a real charmer.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty passionate about not giving a fuck about much of any corporate logo, does that count? This was the last time I had a non-apathetic reaction to a logo. youtu.be/_DNEphxMx1o?...
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even then given the opposition to subsidized prenatal care
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
One of his worst films, hands down.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no idea who you’re talking about
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to say the attacks on the safety net didn’t happen in the 80s and thought today, but this can’t be laid just at republican feet.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Instead there was this collective shrug and they were tossed on the street and left to be alternately homeless and cycled through the criminal justice system. Pete Earley’s book CRAZY is a comprehensive look at how we got here and what here really looks like.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s not really what happened. Folks who wanted improvements to the system challenged the involuntary commitment system in the (apparently optimistic) belief that it would result in improvements to the sort of awful that inspired stories like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
Anyone got a pointer to a reasonably HQ version of the protect trans youth opossum image? My intent is to print it out across about four 8x11 pieces of paper and assemble it into a sign for a protest before tonight’s Arlington school board meeting.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re married and straight and when we adopted in Virginia we had to sign an agreement to never use corporal punishment. Dobson’s hateful bullshit was so out of sync with the world and the science that we couldn’t have even if we’d wanted to (which we didn’t because we’re not assholes)
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
I’ve been attacked by all sorts of people in my life, sometimes reasonably and sometimes speciously, but it’s never changed my support for equality for all. I guess my question is, a problem for who? Being attacked sucks, but the below reads like you think your support should garner you a pass.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not aware of any culture where friendly gifts are shoved into old food bags as wrappers and given in a way to avoid detection rather than out in the open, absent perhaps between affair partners. Which seems like maybe not the defense angle they wanna take here.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
I mean who among us hasn’t given someone a gift in the spirit of friendship, using a half-empty chip bag as wrapping paper?
Matt Brown (@mrbrownsir.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you’re in Washington, DC and are impacted by or responding to the surge of federal agents in the city, I’d love to speak with you. I’m at mebrown@ap.org and mrbrownsir.98 on Signal.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I took armed security guard training in VA about 20y ago (don’t ask) and that was about what we got - 3h classroom, a few hours of range time. Of course we also got, repeatedly, you are not law enforcement, don’t interject yourself into shit, you have an obligation to back down. Woo progress.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s easier to meet as a goal if you include frosting
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they memories of funky butt? Because “do I have funky butt?” has stuck with me since the beginning of Powers and I want someone else to be weird the same way I am.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
mangolanguages.com/find-mango/ seems to be the way to find if your local institution offers it.
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted
One thing I know for sure is that if *I* called the cops and said “some guy just threw a sandwich at me” they would consider me to be a huge baby and think I was wasting their time.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
And he has continued to enhance it in little ways. Well worth the trivial annual cost to me.
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
This clearly isn’t a local foodstuff operation tho, it’s just a sub. They’re even on U street. That fed is lucky it’s not a half smoke all the way from Ben’s. Though that would be a criminal waste of a sausage.
Binyamin Appelbaum (@bcappelbaum.bsky.social) reposted
As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.
Helli⭕️n Raiser (@raisinghellions.bsky.social) reposted
Stay salty DC 🔥
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is. At the awesome @subradioband.bsky.social show at the 930 last month.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
If they could skip it as an intermediary stage and go right to executions they would but they’ll try this as a step in their preferred direction.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
This administration is obsessed with touching young teens
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll defy old dude tradition and say I don’t think it’s a matter of better or worse. But for folks raised on the latter the former seems boring and slow.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
In older cop shows you’d join the cops on the journey. They’d leave the station, get in a car, exposition would happen along the way. In newer shows *dum-DUHM* you’re at the new location. Less exposition more reveal though conflict.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I rarely bother trying to show my under-13 kids older movies because even aside from story and effects they’re just not held by it because of the way everything changed over time in story PACING. The most dramatic example is from Hawaii 5-0 to Law&Order.
CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella.bsky.social) reposted
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER: We’re closing down the X-files again. MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth! SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named “Big Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Which in addition to being mean won’t even work! The folks with mental challenges aren’t going to disappear and there will always be some of them drawn to the seat of government. I wish the fact that they come here from everywhere else was enough to motivate the senators who use DC as a plaything.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
But that question is about what’s good for them, not about satisfying other people’s desire to have other human facing challenges hidden away from view. Even a lazy and unexamined “just go back to involuntary committal” would be less evil than sweeping folks up like they’re vermin.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a serious conversation to be had about how we deal with mental illness in our country and if this is the right way; Pete Earley’s book CRAZY dives deep into how we got here via well-meaning challenges to institutionalization. I think “should we let people live rough” is a fair question.
Jenny DeMilo (@jennydemilo.bsky.social) reposted
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Even that aside, wouldn’t there be any contracts sort of issue here? Surely there’s some basis to contest someone revoking something you were promised and spent a decade or two working towards.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social)
Literally doing 55 in a 54
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, it’s right that you can’t control any one outcome and your kids are people with their own minds and ability to make their own decisions. If they can slide right into full nazi, tho, that says a lot about what you’ve been telling them and emphasizing their whole lives… and what you omitted.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep almost replying to people about this because it sounds meaner than I want, but - having been involved in the open data community for a dozen years, “oops we fucked this up and didn’t notice till someone outside found it” is about the most believable thing the LoC could say in my experience.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure I haven’t seen it in thirty years but I can hear Hackman yelling her name when I read it.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Rorshack with the two German shepherds makes me laugh every time.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
You could do Bizarro saw Lex Luthor do nothing wrong for a kinda twofer joke
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah it’s just stepped out for a smoke. Someone should glue a cig on the tip of that thing.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
The only issue I have with my kids being out in the world (other than worrying about busybodies and the trouble they cause over nothing) is that there aren’t plentiful payphones anymore and I ain’t giving them cellphones as yet.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
Despite how dopey this all was, they never for a second dropped their careful surveilance, including the snipers keeping an eye out with binox. www.flickr.com/photos/phear... www.flickr.com/photos/phear... Can’t imagine how they’re reacting with the prez on the ROOF.
Don W (@whitesided.bsky.social) reply parent
this weird event. Maybe not too weird by White House protester standards, but we made up for it in volume. SS1: “… do I call this in?” SS2: “Yes, you have to.” SS1: “What am I supposed to say?” SS2: “I dunno, let them know the santas are here.” Anyway the real point is this: