yyyeah, did the wizard have to break the door down or just knock politely
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yyyeah, did the wizard have to break the door down or just knock politely
Okay then
The Lucky 10,000 discovering Salt n Pepa today!
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
Hell wasn’t ready for him, they keep having to build his level deeper.
But don’t surprise them either.
youtube.com/watch?v=M-M6... If Alanis was bud light and Liz a golden ale, Scrawl was cask strength bourbon.
Aging protip: peepee poopoo weewee doodoo, you can’t hold it in the same way you used to
The future ain’t what it used to be.
I’m starting to garden ffs.
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Are we, as a society, really too civilized for an orgy of political bloodletting to be loosed upon his death?
He inspired a nation to be their worst selves. The sooner he’s gone the sooner we can start to restore the sort of society that frowns on such behavior.
I want it to happen live.
And if it is not true, let us all pretend it was and call whoever comes back and calls himself "Donald Trump" an imposter
Va va voom, hubba hubba, hotcha-cha-cha, etc.
She's a real one.
It really isn’t.
youtu.be/HL_OIynnJKA?...
He came out of his candy shell.
Mr. Clean ain't fucking with your floors anymore.
Light hoodie, off by Noon.
youtu.be/xvFQdVSWyfM?...
That’s not a tattoo that’s a Time Machine
#nerdjokes
Id settle for torn to pieces by an angry mob.
Thanks, man,
Let’s tangle CPAPs.
Never too soon.
I never got the feeling that he had any respect for comic art.
xkcd kept me from going down a dark, embarrassing path
Y’all are wild
But I don't wanna undergo rigorous self-improvement!
"Ain't I'm clean?"
Writing is thinking.
I need to watch Dave Thomas and Catherine O'Hara do Steve and Edye singing their hateful shit-talk song at least once a quarter or I will smash more things than I already do. And now you should too.
I just lost my saving throw against your Cast Nostalgia Rabbit Hole.
Mob justice style even more so.
I didn’t have the context at the time to appreciate how far out it was.
#electricguitarforall #musicchallenge #musicsky Primal Scream - Velocity Girl. What are the chances that The Stone Roses were listening to this!
The whole concept has always astounded me with its complete bullshittedness.
Bugs-hilde’s steed is sublime.
Ya gotta hit the roadside stands on the way down the Shore.
Happy Birthday!
No they don’t, it’s dead simple: It’s a blatantly illegal power move. Stop pretending there’s any nuance ffs.
You have to mean it.
I asked an LLM to recast some of my code into a language I was unfamiliar with. One of the things my code did was hex_string = response[2:], and the LLM added the comment in the new code that said "convert to hexadecimal without the leading '0x'" NGL, I was shook. That was exactly what I was doing.
And most importantly, THEY FINISHED THEIR SERIES.
I want recriminations. No hell hot enough.
In honor of Count Basie's birthday (1904), let me share what are easily some of the best 43.5 minutes of music in the 20th century. I can't tell you how many times I've had this playing in our house and I always pinch myself at the extraordinary caliber of musicians and musicianship.
Restorative.
Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political. Two genders - male, and political. Two religions - Christian, and political. Two races - white, and political.
They take their own sweet time don't they?
It's certainly the right part of the country.
Don't sleep on Wise! wisesnacks.com/pages/history
They are not in the same league as Snyders of Hanover, though. Hmm, I detect a pattern.
Be Your Own Pet ftw
total Calvinball
The right side of history was RIGHT THERE
Srsly I wish Herr's had made it to New England instead of Utz.
Herr's is a much better local brand than Utz, and I resent Utz's incursion into the Delaware Valley.
Jesus gon beat your ass.
"Hiii! Big Fig here!"
This is what happens when you let your people get stupid
Gen. McAullife had le mot juste for such a situation.
One of the biggest blunders (when well-intentioned) and betrayals (when not) in Democratic rhetoric over the years is their impenetrable insistence that what voters respond to is somebody who begins by finding common ground with their opponent, no matter who that opponent is or what that ground is.
They’re the ones who need therapy
This is a basketball game where the refs have just stopped calling fouls. So the other side is just punching us in the face. And we're looking at the crowd saying 'isn't this awful?' But the other side just keeps punching us... so it's time to punch back and that is what Gavin Newsom is doing!
TIL that "Lucifer" only appears once in the Bible (Isaiah 14), as part of an extended diss track on the King of Babylon. But more importantly it wasn't even used as a name, just a simile to a falling star ("Shining One" in Hebrew). So, like, there ain't even a Lucifer.
Fiona Apple, “Criminal”
Hi Tyler, I enjoy our parasocial relationship a whole lot.
this 20b openai model is pretty neat but it refuses to tell me the true name of the Holy Spirit
Ten, fifteen percent.
Bring a geiger counter.
“With less they beat slavery. With less they beat Jim Crow… Harriet Tubman didn’t have email, Twitter, Texts, TikTok…”
She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
So far I've been content with nipping the shoots, but I did have to contend with a surprisingly robust sucker once when digging a pet's grave.
Boy, you click on one or two or thirty Facebook Reels of cheesecake and pretty soon you're getting served up a smorgasbord of clips that light up your lizard brain like the surface of the Sun.
Looks like just the thing to go on the offensive against my neighbor's bamboo invasion. Thanks for the tip!
IKR? They're in cahoots. Period.
Hockey requires so much flat out, nonstop effort and when it ain't there there's nothing.
Either way, he's a Union man and couldn't countenance taking all those jobs.
All it needs is a forest elf snoozing underneath
I always thought Blue Collar Superman would be building skyscrapers.
You got the vapors
Authentic love is the shit, you guys. Beauvoir saw it as two people who fuck, but who fuck *well* together. They help each other discover themselves, their kinks, their quirks, their failures, and goals, so that we become, in between the coming, better versions of ourselves.
Dude.
That first part withOfferman was the best possible hang.
She’d dig it for sure. Total nostalgia bomb.
50 years ago me: "Orphans of the Sky? Cool!"
Just like the original Death Star run was Dambusters with lasers.
No man you gotta make that first connection.
Just show them some cows. They'll get it.
dress for the job you want
And here we get to my original, middle school beef with the Dead: when I finally heard Casey Jones or Friend of the Devil or somesuch, it was nothing like the trippy psychedelia I had expected from all the skull logos and drugged-out reputation.