Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
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Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
Of course that’s just reposting something from someone else - no Idea if this is a real quote or not.
Just me googling how Charlie Kirk felt about guns and empathy so I can respond to his death in the manner he would have wanted
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i honestly didnt think michael jackson would ever be surpassed in the all-time pedophile rankings. but twice? in my lifetime? this generation is loaded.
Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
This explains it better than I can
who will win a debate between charlie kirk's corpse and everyone's piss
Pouring one out for ck
smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍
They all pale in comparison to Testi-cles!
Penn & Teller covered how vaccines don't cause autism 15 years ago on the show Bullshit! which aired on Showtime. The illegitimacy of Andrew Wakefield and vaccine disinformation has been widely debunked and discredited over and over again with creative analogies and visuals, no less.
Every Apple event
oh no they yelled at him in a restaurant? that sort of vile attack has only happened to everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant
I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
We made the gay news
JK Rowling has been reduced to sharing ridiculous AI slop videos to fear monger over trans people
nice glowing profile of a Nazi by the New York Times. cancel your subscription.
For decades everyone on the list argued they only knew Epstein in a professional capacity while all the notes to him are "I sure love being pedophiles together with you, my friend Jeffrey Epstein"
i love tap water except it's so hard to get the water to wear the little shoes
The Coalition is choosing to ignore its own history. Labor isn’t brave enough to push back. And now we’re having an immigration discussion that is AT THE BEHEST OF LITERAL NAZIS. FFS www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
FBI: Your mission, should you choose to accept it *slides a picture of Epstein across the table* Trump: Have sex with kids. Got it FBI: Bingo
Fascism is not to be debated.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_F... Famine + ergot poisoning + climate change + political exploitation = massive sustained peasant uprisings spreading like wildfire
Phht get fucked
"The tax exemption does not apply to the [PhD/MPhil] students who pursue their training part time. As a result, this affects and disadvantages students who have carer or parental responsibilities, or who study part time due to a disability or mental health reasons." www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...
Amazing!* Let's not stop there—let's demonstrate our support to 🇦🇺 PhD students, and make sure those who have to go part-time are not getting the short end of the stick! 📋 www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/... *"If your petition receives 50 or more signatures, it will usually be referred to a Minister."
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Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.
lol
All my partners share one thing in common: they're incapable of climax
10/10, no notes
That worm ate the wrong bit of brain.
Someone should kill Kennedy. No, not that one. No, not that one.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on the list
34 paragraphs in, the New York Times explains this might be a war crime. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/04/u...
i cld never be a blacksmith cuz i have metallurgies
A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
How to report on Nazis. And it's real, I checked thenightly.com.au/editions
Standard billionaire wave
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha www.bbc.com/news/article...
[1985] ME: what if we made a movie about science HOLLYWOOD: no thanks ME: *thinking quickly* what if the science….was also weird HOLLYWOOD: I’m listening
hey man just heard and wanted to say i'm so so sorry for your loss.. can't even imagine... you must be insanely butthurt
What's the most amount of red flags you can fit in a paragraph?
Wizard: casts find familiar & summons Bat follows it around all day with a baggie
film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
MAGA (My Ass is Gravel Again)
TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
we all told him not to go full rob liefeld no one can go full liefeld and survive
gamblers ripping up their Trump or Giuliani bet slips as CNN announces Elon Musk has died from complications during a routine chest-weirdening surgery
[fancy dinner party] ME: may i use your bathroom HOST: sure it’s down the hall ME: thanks [later] ME: *toweling off* you’re out of shampoo
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
Now a lot of you are going to be hearing about this incident so let me just get ahead of it and say
This classic Snow White scene would be very different set in Australia.
Putting vape juice in my CPAP so I can blow fat clouds 24/7
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
"a recent Wired hit piece," the DNC influencers said in unison, quieting all the concern about their independence from the DNC
Going to the farmers' market anybody want any farmers
If you have the leader of a known neo-Nazi group speaking at your rally, you’re at a Nazi Rally.
Hyperbole
Pretty much
Many people saying he's dead, perhaps the most dead anyone has ever been, the doctors say they've never seen anything like it.
i should call her
Them: even if he dies, nothing with change Me: except he’s dead and I’ll be glad he’s dead and everyone will be glad he’s dead. Now give me my tambourine back, Susan
sorry to post reddit but I’ve laughing at this for 5 business days
just saw RFK jr running into the white house with a whole bunch of horse dewormer
BREAKING: supreme court rules 6-3 that it's okay to have a dead president
I bet for like a tenth of a second, this feels incredible
“Things are going to shit but thank God I won’t be affected.” Yes, you will. Not even the perpetrators are safe. Please shut the fuck up with this
If Mr is pronounced Mister then Dr should be pronounced Dister. Wife: It's too early for your shit.
WE DID IT, NERDS
climate change has gone TOO FAR
A stoner Vampire hunter horror-comedy called High Stakes
