What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
which mario character goons the longest
This is scary as hell, but for news coverage? This is a GIFT. "You can be banned for *buying* Game of Thrones." Send emails to journalists and news sites and communities you're a part of and talk about the dangers here. People are going to care about this a lot more when it's not just creators.
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Niece is on the swings yelling WAAAAGH to go higher
"Lose Yourself" was on the McDonald's easy listening radio
Games in the 2000s advertised how many cutscenes they had and thats so fucking stupid why the fuck would you advertise how much of your game isn't gameplay thats like a book advertising that its made up of 20% blank pages
He hasn't been seen since tuesday, he had visible wounds consistent with heart issues, Vance was saying cryptic shit about taking over, he's canceled all meetings and a golf trip this weekend, and last night the WH ordered a shitload of pizza
Silksong killed Trump absolutely iconic
When I was 6 or 7 my family and I went out for my older brother's birthday. And they had chocolate milk, so I asked for it, I finished the large glass, I asked for another, I finished the 2nd large glass. (1\2)
there's a mission with a gun called "big succ" and my character said "boom goes the dynamite" its actually so much worse than i remember
Saw a clip of Denzel Curry where he talks about working on a song and he says “I didn’t like my verse and I didn’t like my beat so I left and went to Six Flags” and that’s just good energy to manifest.
After the first line of dialog i dropped the dialog audio level to 10%. I know there's a mod that removes it completely too but doubt that works on a Steam Deck
It is so fucking unfair the gameplay and visuals are so good and attached to this utterly reprehensible, disgusting, annoying writing. No wonder this has become the poster child for bullshit "millennial writing" It genuinely makes me happy how bad this writing is and how it broke Gearbox
Fucking hell the writing is so fucking bad it is literally in the first cutscene what the fuck were they thinking
Ok gonna replay Borderlands 3 to see if its as bad as i remember
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I did! Didn't mention it but it was fantastic! Zach Cregor is quickly becoming a favorite director of mine. Absolutely engrossing throughout and i nearly blacked our laughing at the end. Excellent film
My take: I actually don’t like “faithful” remakes very much if at all. You’ll never capture the same vision twice, and old art was made with specs in mind. However, I LOVE a remake that takes an old concept and puts a new spin on it. Art is about reinterpretation!
One of my favorite videos youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?...
She says "stop saying Scotch looks like Sandra Lee's shitty baked potatoe ice cream" and i say "he should stop looking like Sandra Lee's shitty baked potatoe ice cream"
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Worked at Sears before it finally died, Black Friday, a pot luck of people bringing food for the workers. I got food poisoning and with that and working two jobs of being on my feet, I lost about 20 pounds from it.
1998, Chiang Mai (Thailand) Airport. Wife returns from Dairy Queen stall, hands me a milkshake and says, "Taste this." I start drinking, and she adds,"Does it taste sour to you?" It was, it did, and I embarrassed myself, purging into a nearby trashcan.
swiss chalet has consistently always given me the shits, yet my family gets it every christmas
Every time I've puked in the last 3 years, it was right after a new york strip steak. I have zero idea why that cut in particular does it to me, but it's kinda why I'm more of a ribeye fan.
Went to a Golden Corral when I was on a school trip. Meatloaf was rubbery, potato’s had this thin layer of crust, it was disgusting. Then, I looked over to the dessert counter to see a kid stuff his hand into the chocolate fountain, suck his fingers and choke, spraying chunks over everything.
When my wife and I were still dating, we decided to go to Hesburger (Finnish chain), I ordered a kebab burger, she took a bite. We went to watch the Unknown Soldier. Both of us got food poisoning half-way through the 3 hour movie that we toughed out until we got to vomit in opposite toilet stalls.
Fuckin waterburger gave me soda with no syrup twice back to back! Those motherfuckers!
I was given an iced sweet coffee from Starbucks years ago, don't remember what. That night I felt like I had food poisoning or some shit, backed up so bad and was affixed to the toilet for hours Something similar happened with Death Wish coffee and I immediately threw away the grounds the next day
Applebee's gave me severe food poisoning so bad I was vomiting after a couple hours and continued to do for multiple days afterwards. I can't stomach Applebee's or any similar restaurant ever since. Also had uncooked and expired nuggets at Wendy's before (two different times, two different places)
Had a coworker once once sell a philly cheesesteak that was sitting under the heat lamp for over an hour. Took it apart tossed it on the grill then put it back together. It never got sent back XD
Not my worst but the one that always comes to mind first is when my step father picked me up a strawberry milkshake from some random summertime take out and it was just a vanilla milkshake with a single crushed CHERRY in it.
Went to this fast food place with my dad and ordered this big meal that included fries spread around the plate. When we went for the fries we realized it was still frozen in the middle. Since we both dont like making a whole drama because we were sure the cooks there were minimum wage, we quietly-
Owner of a restaurant i worked at cut his hand on a wine glass, bled on a bunch of glasses, wiped it up with a towel then poured wine in them and told the waitress to serve them.
I will tepidly defend their eggrolls with Chipotle sauce. You can get better elsewhere but if you're forced to a SC by Meemaw go with that
When I worked at Domino's another store in our area had the entire morning crew quit. When they walked out the only thing prepped was the pizza sauce. Someone pissed in it
I got some food poisoning each of the 4 years I worked on a cruise ship- not from the local food in the ports, but the food on board. But nothing compared to the food poisoning I got from an LA street hotdog- laid up in bed for 3 solid days and lost 12 lbs in a week for not keeping anything down.
Old town pizza in PDX is genuinely the worst pizza I've had in my life. Tasted really bad and gave my whole family horrid food poisoning. Impressive that a place managed to fuck up pizza that badly.
Went to Pickle Barrel with my dad one time as a kid and ordered spaghetti and meatballs. Took about almost an hour for me to get it and when we got it it was small portion of it. When my dad asked why it was so small the waiter said they could put it on a smaller plate to make it seem bigger
Environmental story telling
Also >go to steakhouse >just ordered when a kid walks by and barfs all over the floor >poor waitress mops it up by hand with paper towels while apologizing >5 minutes later an entirely different kid walks by and barfs all over the floor >we left
been mostly spared but there was that time me and a colleague from uni went to a Chinese place I never went to before and I ended up vomiting out everything right after I went home honorary shoutout to that bottle of apple juice at a recent business meeting that somehow had mold floating inside
I got a chicken biscuit at Bojangles that was completely raw inside. That location was shut down a few months later. I now never eat anything fried without cutting it in half first
Mom bought two jars of spaghetti sauce and opened each to find they were full of the most radioactive looking mold. Both jars were sealed btw
Went to Hardees/Carls Jrs at a truck stop as a young lad. Had a cheeseburger and it tasted like lighter fluid and bad charcoal. Was sick for the remaining four hours of the road trip and had to lay in the back of the car with my hoodie over my head to handle the sheer amount of nausea i had.
Found a moldy box of cheese tortellini in the market cooler. Brought it to the manager and he went great thanks for finding that! Went back the next week and it was back in the cooler
Kirby fleshlight
First day of high school I got an orange juice from a vending machine and it must have been left over the summer because it was totally rotten and I nearly puked all over the common area before first period on said first day
When I was a teenager we went to Applebee’s, and I ordered something called “riblets”, my sister ordered a pizza off the kids menu. The ribs were cut crosswise through the bone and about the size of a dime, and my sister’s “pizza” was a slice of French bread with sauce and cheese on it
One time I took a bite of a burger king whopper with cheese and immediately went "oh no" I have not gone back to that specific burger king.
One time, during a class trip to Washington DC, all 3 of my friends and I ate Chinese in a mall food court. They all got chicken and I got beef and broccoli. The next day, the 3 of them were in fierce competition to use the hotel bathroom to shit and vomit their entire soul out.
One time I went to a BK to grab a Bacon King without ketchup or mayo. Came without that. And without cheese and bacon. Never went back to that BK since. And likely never will because there's a Culvers closer to home.
Drop some bad food stories. Took my brother to a Swiss Chalet (Canadian restaurant chain), got served clearly frozen ravioli and his chicken was burnt. Both got sick pretty quickly afterwards
Doug Walker revealed there's a Nostalgia Critic porno parody and that is truly cursed knowledge
For people who saw Civvie's latest vid about AvP2, get it here, in one convenient installer. avpunknown.com/avp2aio/
I dunno how to ask this properly but I'm making a 9 level Doom 2 episode, does anyone wanna help out lol
1907 hobo offering advice
It really is funny how so much of Borderlands 4 marketing is them talking about how shit the writing in BL3 was
"Talk to HR" haha are you fucking stupid HR is a fake departments incapable of doing anything right fuck those cunts just do whatever its all fake anyway
Oh fuck i can put it on 2x speed watching them call the wheelchair guy "Big Wheels" at super speed fucking funnier than any comedian rn
Fucked up at the club doing workplace harassment training trying not to laugh as they teach me new slurs
please don't tell me you were a toddler in the bush administration that makes me feel so damn old
get drunk and play peggle i guarantee you'll feel better
yeah man the slow decline to the Right or whatever i just want Ms. Frizzle to smash my balls or whatever dude
i really love that this one post demonstrably broke the brain of the Gearbox staff
We thought it wasn't! It was close there for a while! But here we go! Glory to the CCP
This is from India, a country allied with the US. 6 months to eradicate international relationships forever
really loving being trans in america rn
Absolutely based, i love reload animations. I had considered a YT show where i hyper-analyze reload animations in games
What's y'alls go-to mental escape? Like when you're in a situation you cannot pay attention to and your brain wanders off. If my mind wanders i am going to start thinking about pterodactyls. If i'm spaced out while you're talking to me its because i'm thinking of weird bird dinosaurs
Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
While that might help some of my issues, i absolutely understand NOT wanting a 3hr kids movie, 90 minutes is the absolute limit
Incredible post, this might be in your top 10 ever
1907 hobo offering advice
Did like the tiger and the bird. Also the animation was great, the doctor scene had me on the ground laughing
Unironically my favorite Blood level
Short version: while the show itself is well-meaning and positively reviewed, the views of some involved parents and fans is incredibly backwards and has overt shades of MAGA-style conspiricy, anti-vaxx and eugenics
The fuck do you mean "several mothers on Love on the Spectrum are ant-vaxxers and anti-autisic"? youtu.be/3g66x6c9s38?...
Fucking cool
Autistic people are right, trains fucking rule
Sean you need to stop you can't keep doing this forever
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Composer has Released a Collection of Unused Music From the Game for Free. ow.ly/k08P50WMIQL
Incorrect, play the DS port
I didn't like the music, thought the characters were trite and cliche, and the plot was rushed and massively underdeveloped
Its actually crazy the mainline Resident Evil series doesn't have a single bad game
ok i take it back the Switch 2 isn't a scam piece of shit console, it definitely has a great library of wonderful games youtu.be/OdQb-dR8CXQ
Dragon's Lair is older than I expected 1983, older than the original SMB. But I didn't play it in arcades, I had a copy of it for the Sega CD, along with Space Ace Probably why I actually enjoyed when games had QTEs out the wazoo
Good
Fuck Mystic Towers. I wish I never have to experience anything like it again. It plays well enough but I really got annoyed by the old dude's constant need for thirst or having to crack a fart off whenever he felt like it.
Ain't no ai or dms in my 1tb hard drive of downloaded and ripped music
The earliest game I remember playing is Quake. Little me was terrified of Shamblers, and I remember asking my dad for help beating them whenever they popped out of nowhere.
I beat Gabriel Knight (1993) but it was with a guide. So I guess the real answer is Marathon (1994)
secret agent for msdos 1992, i don't think i ever beat it though was on the family computer, a windows 98 machine i think
Probably jagged alliance So 1995?
The oldest game I've beaten at the time was almost certainly on the ColecoVision or Atari 2600. Venture or Adventure come to mind. I could also count Pong in there.
I definitely remember beating ms pacman and galacta arcade machine when I was at a mall when I was a kid.
